Boobs and Cake. So maybe they aren't as natural a pair as milk and cookies or football and beer, but let's face it, breasts go great with everything. And if there's one man that can testify to this truth with a greater knowledge and appreciation than any other, it's Hugh Hefner. We know Hef has seen a obscene amount of boobs in his day, and probably a few boob cakes too. So it makes perfect sense on Hef's big day that we offer him many breast wishes with this gallery of boob-shaped baked goods
Talk about staying power. At 85, the world's most legendary bachelor is about to tie the knot for the third time to December 2009 Playmate of the Month, Crystal Harris. In honor of Hef's Bday and his commitment to Crystal (and his obvious commitment to Viagra), we've rounded up the hottest pictures of all his known girlfriends. And while we're sure Hugh's had many more girlfriends in his 85 years, we're absolutely convinced that these 17 are the sexiest.
Every year, Mr. Hefner releases a list of his sexiest celebrities, usually in the March or April issue of Playboy. This year's list featured a wide variety of women - from young up-and-comers to timeless actresses, musical stalwarts to reality TV vixens. If Hef's annual list proves anything, it's that The Man appreciates all women - tall, short, voluptuous, curvaceous, lean or statuesque. Some of his picks might surprise you, but then that's just Hef's game. See the full list, check out their pics, and vote for who you think is Hef's sexiest celeb after the bunny hop!
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There’s no place better to throw a party than at the Playboy mansion. Of course, having hundreds of beautiful women who are willing to strip down to nearly nothing certainly helps. But it’s the girls wearing only the mark of an painter’s brush that make Playboy’s Mansion Parties legendary. Perhaps no one knows this better than the birthday boy himself. In honor of Hef's 85th and Marston's 21st birthdays, we give you 112 of photos of the mansion’s most cunning walking canvases. Enjoy!
For many college students, grads, and young professionals, a career path can be a cloudy one - a mixture of doubt and confusion, purpose and experimentation. For Mr. Hefner, it was a journey many others could sympathize with but no one has duplicated. He served as a writer for a military newspaper in the U.S. Army. He graduated from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, worked as a copywriter for Esquire then raised $8,000 from 45 investors to launch Playboy. The rest is history. We've collected almost 40 photos of Hef during these formative years. Prepare to stare into the face of determination after the jump!
Marilyn was a model, singer, and actress who was named "Sweetheart of the Month" in the first issue of Playboy magazine, which debuted in December 1953. She graced the cover of that issue, which featured her wearing a dress with a neckline cut almost to her navel when she acted as Grand Marshall at the Miss America Parade in September 1952, and while a nude photograph of Monroe, taken in 1949, appeared inside the magazine. She made her first appearance on the cover of Life magazine in April 1952, where she was described as "The Talk of Hollywood". Check out her other accomplishments, stats, and pics after the jump!
For the first time in COED's history, we're dedicating an entire weekend of content to one person. Who could be worthy of such an honorable distinction? Well, he's the reason we, and every other red-blooded American media-savvy male got into publishing in the first place. He took men's entertainment to an entirely new level by stimulating the mind and eye with a combination of provocative pictorials, witty illustrations, gripping fiction from renowned authors, controversial interviews, and heavy fodder for debate. He's Hef and Saturday, April 9th is his birthday. This is our gift to him. Read more after the bunny hop!
If you don’t know Chicago bikini model and Lingerie Football League player Lindsey Vecchione, it’s time to get on the V-train, because this beautiful caboose...
Yesterday, Egotastic featured photos of Audrina Patridge and her sister... I mean, her MOM in bikinis pretending to be Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo with their pic-a-nic basket on the beach. Luckily, this won't be the last you'll see of Mrs. Patridge as her most famous daughter's new show will debut on VH1 in the coming weeks. COED's on board the Patridge Family bus and after seeing pics of the lineage in action, it's safe to assume Audrina's got plenty of mileage ahead of her (barring any Heidi-esque surgeries). Unfortunately, we couldn't find any of her mom's hand bras or side boobs, so you'll just have to settle for Audrina's. Sorry, three more years 'til we post her sister's greatest hits.
It appears the most popular playmate ever, Attack of the Show guest host Sara Jean Underwood, has a thing for dressing up like superheroes. Last month, she donned the Wonder Woman costume in what we assume was her way of saying Adrianne Palicki isn't right for the job. Now, she's created an entirely new superhero persona, calling herself "Bustice". Her superpower? Let's just say we wouldn't mind her busting us.
Ysania's a 22 year old model and actress originally from California now living in Las Vegas. She appeared in Maxim's Holiday Hotties feature, Guitar World, and the August 2010 issue of Ultimate MMA Magazine. Her online credits include a profile on Fresh2DeathDaily ("F2DD") and being named October 2010 Bombshell of the Month by Kaboom Magazine. Her commercial work includes posing for "Flying Pasties", starring in a "State Farm" commercial as a "Bond Girl", and playing a Morganette for various Captain Morgan promotions. She was also a Hooters Girl for 2 years and has worked a couple parties at the Playboy Mansion. See her pics after the jump!
Beware the Ides of March? Nah! Watch out for the Ems in March! Women with a first name that begins with "Em" - Emilys, Emmas, Emmanuelles, Emmys - are taking over the month celebrating their gender's history. Emmy Rossum looked stellar on Conan and is stunning on Showtime's "Shameless". Emily Blunt stars in "The Adjustment Bureau" opening today (March 4th) in theaters, and later this month Emily Browning will blow everyone away in "Sucker Punch". One can't forget Emma Stone or Emmanuelle Chriqui either. EMbrace all the Ems with this EMerald of a photo gallery after the jump!
Christine's a 21 year old fetish model who's originally from Indianapolis. She moved to Las Vegas but will be returning to her home state to kick some more ass in the modeling world. Her most notable credit includes posing for Playboy's Fresh Faces site (link NSFW). She loves movies, alternative/rock music, tanning, Jamaica, her dog, Mexican food, dancing, shopping and traveling the world. She might've been around the world but how can you player hate her? She's got a sweet tattoo of ruby red lips on her left buttcheek. Kinda hard not to kiss her can. See her pics after the jump!
NORML is The National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws, an American non-profit organization based in Washington, DC whose aim is to legalize and tax non-medical marijuana in the U.S. Although, it was technically founded in 1970 by Keith Stroup with funding from the Playboy Foundation, it wasn't officially recognized until March 2nd, 1971. To honor NORML's crusade in the decriminalization of cannabis, we're making our own contribution with pics of hot chicks posing with big kind buds. See 'em after the jump!
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Miss June 2005 and 2006 Playmate of the Year Kara Monaco turns 28 years young today. The blonde beauty is one of the most popular Playmates according to Google, a member of the Playmate Dancers, and is definitely a "must follow" on Twitter. She's also been featured on AskMen, Spike.com, Wild Amaginations, and in several issues of Stare Magazine. See her pics after the jump!
You've all probably seen this by now, but holy sh*t is this lip dub video the gayest, funniest thing to prance across my desk in a long, long time. One of my friends posted it on Facebook and I didn't know what to think at first, but I was oddly compelled to keep watching. Like a really long joke that you have a good feeling about the punchline. The 3:20 mark or so is where I lost it. I know. In internet time, that's like 5 years. See the video along with a bonus video featuring Playboy Playmates and power tools after the jump!
According to Wikipedia, February is Canadian History Month. Since Wikipedia never lies… we decided to celebrate this commemorative collection of days by honoring the Great...
Kristi's a 23 years old model from Valparaiso, Indiana who's studying Fashion Business at Columbia College Chicago. Before becoming a Miller/Coors promo model,and an Octagon girl for Hoosier Fight Club, she was a Hooters Girl. She was Febuary 2010 Q101's Token Hottie and was one of 8 finalists in Playboy's "Hottest College Girl" contest. Since then she's been named Playboy's COED of the Week in November and was recently voted COED of the Month for January 2011. You can also see her on HINcity.com. See her pics after the jump!
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Twitter's the kind of social media platform that is impulsive and heat of the moment, which can be great or embarrassing. Some celebs like filmmaker Kevin Smith or actor John Cusack pump out political messages that morph into weeklong arguments while others like Playboy Playmates Sara Jean Underwood, Heather Rae Young, and Cyber Girl / Miss COED Jessica Hall provide us with stunning candid pics from unreal events like the Super Bowl party they attended at the Cabo Wabo Cantina in Las Vegas. Thank you, ladies. And thank you, Twitter. You guys go together like cocaine and waffles. See the pretty pics after the jump!
Megan's a 19 year old model and actress who was Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Week in early May 2010. She was striking poses for the camera at the age of 2 and officially started modeling at age 6. As for hobbies, she enjoys watching and reading “The Secret”, listening to Dr. Laura, and studying the teachings of Abraham Hicks. If you're into karma, you'd probably get along with Megan just fine. We hear karma's a real beeotch (keep it on the DL). See her pics after the jump!
February 3rd kicks off the beginning of the Chinese New Year, a holiday celebrated in places like Hong Kong, Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Taiwan, Thailand, Korea, Vietnam, and Japan. Each New Year is associated with a different animal. Last year was the Year of the Tiger (how ironic is that, Woods?) and next year will be the Year of the Dragon (Bruce Lee anyone?). This year? Year of the Rabbit. Though not as fierce, the rabbit makes us think of one thing: Playboy bunnies. Since our post on The 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes was so popular, we've roped together 100 busty Asian "bunnies" for the Year of the Rabbit. See the pics after the jump!
Kari's a 22 year old model currently living in L.A. who's appeared on the cover of Krown Magazine, in FHM, and Playboy. She was also a semifinalist in Maxim's 2010 Hometown Hotties and can be seen on Playboy TV's Beach House. See her pics after the jump!