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  • Glasgow Fireworks Get Kind of All Fiery and Phallic [VIDEO]

    Give it up for Glasgow gunpowder. You might not know it to talk to them, but the Scottish town of Glasgow is a sexy little p…

  • 8-Month Erection Leads to Lawsuit, Insert Your Own ‘Stand Up in Court’ Joke Here

    A Delware truck driver filed a lawsuit against his doctor after his "riding buddy" remained in the ready position for eight straight months.

  • Man Gets Angry At Girlfriend, Does Logical Thing & Cuts Off His Own Penis

    And then he flushes it down the toilet. Revenge sure is sweet.

  • The Dildomaker: A Device That Carves Anything Into A Dildo

    Talk about a solid idea: designer Francesco Morackini came up with this conceptual invention of a machine that can tran…

  • Yes, This President Obama Drawing A Penis Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

    What’s the point of being the most powerful man on Earth if you can’t draw dicks on important documents lik…

  • Yes This Extremely Large Group Penis Shadow Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

    A family that makes shadow penises together, stays together.…

  • MMA Fighter Ray Elbe May Have Suffered the Worst Injury In MMA History — A Broken Penis [VIDEO]

    As far as I can tell, the only “art” involved with mixed martial arts is the art of seeing how much pain you ca…

  • Here’s That Giant Black D*ng Halloween Costume You Were Looking For

    Some people are calling this costume offensive. And I agree. It's definitely offensive to penises. Seriously, whose penis looks like that? Wrinkly and with two tiny little balls and a giant saggy bottle cap head...

  • Hurricane John Is ‘Coming’ [VIDEO]

    Are Monday mornings too early for d*ck jokes? I think not. Weathermen around the country just got put on notice. If you&#…

  • Hey Guys, FYI, D*ck’ll Make You Slap Somebody [VIDEO]

    True story: One time I pulled my d*ck out in front of this chick and she slapped me. So I know what this woman means: D*ck…

  • Twitter’s Best 20 Choices For #NameYourD*ckAfterAMovie [POSTERS]

    Every now and then, Twitter has some pretty good hashtags trending–and they occasionally get legendary. Consi…

  • 12 Steaks (Naturally!) in the Shape of Other Things

    The Memorial Day weekend means firing up the barbeque–which means you’re already living right. Sometim…

  • 20 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Penises

    I'm sure that a bunch of you out there think with your penis, but how much time is spent thinking about them? Actually, don't answer that. Instead, let's just safely assume that you know nothing about your member except where to stick it (you've probably messed that one up a few times too). Here's 20 important facts you might have learned in Health class if you weren't so busy looking at the 'Breast Examination' section. Check them out after the jump.

  • The Dog Ate My Penis and 6 Other Terrifying Vengeful Castrations

    NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than a woman…

  • Did You Know It’s Possible To Break Your Penis?

    There's a little known, rare occurrence known as breaking one's penis. You're probably grabbing your crotch right now just thinking about it. Luckily, it's nearly impossible to do. But just in case this one day happens to you, let's learn how the horrid pain occurs, shall we?

  • The Truth About Size (and 5 Other Fun Penis Facts)

    The Penis is a marvelous organ, possibly the single most important instrument in all of the universe. It is the Penis, after all, that makes us who we are, and yet there is much that you probably don't know about your penis.

  • 5 Most Ridiculous Old School Sex-Ed Videos

    For much of the last 100 years, the government and various non-profit organizations have produced informational material on sex and sexually transmitted diseases. While the sex education films were serious in their day, now they seem simply silly.

  • Well, It Certainly Looks Like a Penis In that Shark’s Mouth [Video]

    I have absolutely no idea WTF this really is, and neither do the people who just caught this shark, but it sure as hell looks like a giant, scary penis. There's some possibility that this is the shark's stomach, which can be entirely regurgitated to clear out whatever's inside. But if so, this is the most penis-looking shark stomach I think anybody's ever seen.

  • Twist In M. Night Shyamalan’s New Movie ‘The Happening’ Revealed

    Twist In M. Night Shyamalan’s New Movie ‘The Happening’ Revealed Summer Courses: Kind of Like Tak…

  • SexBlog: The Relentlessly Unromantic, Self-Absorbed, Single Stripper

    New York Magazine does these Sex Diaries that are sometimes cool, sometimes lame. Sometimes they’re interesting port…

  • Get Ready for James McAvoy to Annoy The Crap Out of You

    According to PerezHilton.com, Scottish actor James McAvoy has won the leading roll as a younger Bilbo Baggins in the up…

  • Mounting a Penis Museum: A Hard Endeavor

    Some guy in Iceland has started a penis museum. This guy has been collecting penii for 24 years. It started out as a casual…

  • What Guys Do Wrong In the Bedroom… According to a Girl

    I am 22 years old. I tend to be attracted to older men. And still, I find myself hooking up with men who have absolutely no cl…

  • Is Your Guy Rockin’ a Turtleneck? (Ahem, Not the Sweater)

    No, I’m not talking about actually wearing an ugly turtleneck sweater, but rather the age old gross – out f…

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