• Daniel Day-Lewis Kills It As ‘Obama’ [VIDEO]

    Daniel Day-Lewis Kills It As ‘Obama’ [VIDEO]

    The greatest actor of our time, possibly ever. Daniel Day-Lewis absolutely murders his impression of Obama to the poin…

  • Who Would You Rather Play One-On-One With? Michael Jordan or Barack Obama?

    Who Would You Rather Play One-On-One With? Michael Jordan or Barack Obama?

    Would you rather play President Barack Obama or the GOAT in a game of one-on-one basketball? Read the rules first then make your choice below.

  • These Politicians Want To Legalize Weed [PHOTOS]

    These Politicians Want To Legalize Weed [PHOTOS]

    Rand Paul is making waves these days with all kinds of wacky antics.…

  • President Obama’s NCAA Bracket Is Awful

    President Obama’s NCAA Bracket Is Awful

    I don’t like to get into politics. I’m a registered Green Party member anyway, so what the hell do I know. But I’ll call ‘em how I see ‘em…

  • Is Obama Satan? The History Channel Says, ‘Eh, Probably’

    Is Obama Satan? The History Channel Says, ‘Eh, Probably’

    Earlier this month, The History Channel launched a new miniseries called The Bible… and boy did they find a way to…

  • Every Single Winner Of Time Magazine’s ‘Person Of Year’ Since 1927 [PHOTOS]

    Every Single Winner Of Time Magazine’s ‘Person Of Year’ Since 1927 [PHOTOS]

    As I’m sure most of you have heard by now, President Barack Obama has won the “Person of the Year” awa…

  • Michelle Obama: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]

    Michelle Obama: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]

    We really have done our best to stay out of the political race, but it’s hard to argue with cold, hard, facts. If the…

  • Vote In The Cracked Election 2012

    Vote In The Cracked Election 2012

    Everyone hates the election. Woo. President. What does that jerk do? Run the country? Whatever. You don’t want t…

  • 31 Sexy Celebrities’ (Probable) Presidential Picks

    31 Sexy Celebrities’ (Probable) Presidential Picks

    Voting is your civic duty, whether you’re a lazy college student or a hot Hollywood starlet. Considering that th…

  • ‘United States’ Spelled Wrong On Ballot In County In Washington State

    ‘United States’ Spelled Wrong On Ballot In County In Washington State

    When it comes to Election Day, we all make mistakes. I once voted for Ralph Nader for President in two consecutive electi…

  • Daily Six-Pack: Amanda Righetti, Obama/De Niro Mashup & More
  • What We Learned From Last Night’s Presidential Debate: Obama & Romney Should Swap Hair

    What We Learned From Last Night’s Presidential Debate: Obama & Romney Should Swap Hair

    Next let’s see what they would look like if they swapped ties!

  • Top Presidential Debate Zingers – THAT YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT!

    Top Presidential Debate Zingers – THAT YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT!

    All good presidential debates have good zingy-lines: a rejoinder that nails the opponent and sticks in viewers’ minds…

  • Democrats And Republicans Can Both Agree That This President Obama Dance Video Is Great [VIDEO]

    Democrats And Republicans Can Both Agree That This President Obama Dance Video Is Great [VIDEO]

    I don’t know much about politics except that you should always vote for the candidate who has the craziest video of a guy wearing a mask of him doing kick ass dance moves on YouTube.

  • Madonna Calls Obama A ‘Black Muslim’ And, Oh, By The Way, Madonna Has No Idea What She’s Talking About [VIDEO]

    Madonna Calls Obama A ‘Black Muslim’ And, Oh, By The Way, Madonna Has No Idea What She’s Talking About [VIDEO]

    Remember when Madonna was relevant? Yeah, neither do I. But the woman wrote a book of pictures called Sex and had enough power to get the artist-formerly-known-as LMFAO on stage with her at the Super Bowl, so I think we should take a second to listen to what she has to say about our upcoming presidential election (despite the fact that doesn’t she live in London now…

  • 6 Weirdest and Untrue Political Convention Happenings

    6 Weirdest and Untrue Political Convention Happenings


    Politics makes strange bedfellows. But so do buddy-comedy road-trip movies; especially when they wake up in a hotel be

  • Ellen’s Star, Michelle’s Speech, and Toothbrushes: Harmon and David Talk Crap [SPREECAST]

    Ellen’s Star, Michelle’s Speech, and Toothbrushes: Harmon and David Talk Crap [SPREECAST]

    Ellen DeGeneres got a star on the Hollywood Boulevard. Michelle Obama gave a speech at the Democratic Convention. Astr…

  • Obese Teens, Obama, and M.J.: Harmon and David Talk Crap [SPREECAST]

    Obese Teens, Obama, and M.J.: Harmon and David Talk Crap [SPREECAST]

    You’re in for a triple threat on our Comedy Vertical Spreecast. Today, not only will you be treated by the wise wor…

  • This Is The (Alleged) Secret Service Colombian Hooker That You’re Looking For
  • Here Comes The Military–For More Colombian Hookers!

    Here Comes The Military–For More Colombian Hookers!

    This Colombian hooker story keeps getting better and better. That’s probably true for most stories involving C…

  • Who Was the She-Spy Eyeing In Obama’s Cabinet? [PHOTOS]

    Who Was the She-Spy Eyeing In Obama’s Cabinet? [PHOTOS]

    We’re happy just knowing that a Soviet spy like Anna Chapman exists. It makes a lot of our fantasies seem more valid. Now w…

  • Science Proves Sex is a Workout
  • Movies This Week: October 15th, 2010

    Movies This Week: October 15th, 2010

    The Social Network out-friended Life As We Know It last weekend pulling in $15 mil. This week features pranksters, seniors, overachievers, crime families, insecure dudes, and black Presidents who want to rob you blind! Happy Boss Day, you’re FIRED! Now, you can read our previews.

  • Get High Education At Cannabis Business University

    Get High Education At Cannabis Business University

    Weed’s made some serious strides towards legalization over the past couple years. So serious in fact that institutions of HIGHer learning have cropped up. Are they for real?

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