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Jul 6, 2016

WATCH: Navy Officer Tells Group Of Kids “I Can Shoot The F*ck Out Of You Guys Right Now”, Pulls Gun On Them

Karnig Ohannessian, a senior civilian Navy official is under investigation for pulling a gun on a group of young men...

Jan 13, 2016

WATCH: Footage Shows US Sailors Detained By Iran’s Naval Forces

Woah. Talk about sh*t getting real. During the dusk of January 13, only hour’s before Obama’s final State Of The...

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Aug 28, 2014

You’re A Terrorist If You Don’t Like These Navy Helmets For The Ohio State Game

No lie, these helmets the Navy Midshipmen will be wearing against Ohio State University for this weekend’s football game might...

Dec 7, 2013

Honor Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day With These Sailor Girls [PHOTOS]

On December 7, 1941, the Imperial Japanese Navy attacked the United States Navy base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. The attack...

May 23, 2012

2012 Fleet Week Foxes [78 PHOTOS]

Those of you who live in the New York area probably don’t need to be reminded of this, but prepare...

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Dec 15, 2011

You Better Not Be Naughty, Santa’s Packin’ [30 PHOTOS]

He sees you when you're sleeping and he has a red dot right on your motherf***ing forehead, so recognize fool! While most citizens believe that Navy Seal Team 6 knocked off Bin Laden, truth is jolly ol' St. Nick capped that lanky bearded a-hole. In all seriousness, as the holidays approach and we get together with family and friends for some peppermint schnapps and gingerbread fruitcakes, the men and women serving our country are out there preserving freedom, justice, and the American way. We salute them with this photo gallery of Christmas-themed military photos that will serve as a friendly reminder to terrorists on the naughty list - Military Santa don't deliver coal, homey.

Veterans Day 2011: Women In (Bodypainted) Uniform [54 PHOTOS]

November 11th is Veterans Day, a federal holiday in which we remember those 24.9 million peeps who served our country in the armed forces. And, if you're in the Armed Forces, you should probably eat all of your meals at Applebee's it'll be free on 11/11. Originally I thought that would suck to be a waiter on that day, but you must get crazy good tips. I've also got a really great tip: men in uniform are hot (don't ask, don't tell) but women in body painted uniforms are hotter. Check 'em out in our glorious gallery after the jump.

Nov 11, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Sweet Wheels, Navy Spice, Buy A Planet

Today's WTF news items feature a car your girlfriend will want to put in her mouth, sailing the seven seas while high as a kite, and aliens slowly building their army across the galaxy to take us over. Read more after the jump!

Feb 4, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Pot Catapult, Invisible Squid Soldiers, and Mass Breastfeeding

The AP reports National Guard troops at the Naco Border Patrol Station observed several people launching packages over the International Border fence via a catapult last week.

Mexican officials seized about 45 pounds of marijuana, an SUV, the catapult device, and a partridge in a pear tree. Apparently, Mexico just entered Medieval Times... and I ain't talkin' bout no theme restaurant (which is awesome, btw). I think it would be funny if a movie were made about this story and one of the drug smugglers got real pissed at his gf for disobedience so he catapults her across the border. Then when he's asked what happened to her, he goes, "it was just a fling". Please mail Oscars to the office. Thanks, Academy.

Jan 27, 2011

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Dec 11, 2010

Saving The Best for Last: Army/Navy [COLLEGE FOOTBALL]

This weekend there's only one FBS game on the schedule and it kicks off at 2:30 pm EST at Lincoln Financial Field. I’m talking about the 111th edition of the Army/ Navy game, one of the oldest rivalries in the nation. Navy has been on a winning streak of late with eight wins in a row to take a 54-49-7 series lead.

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Nov 23, 2010

Awesome Alternative Venues For College Football’s Oldest Rivalries

The NHL had the bright idea of playing the "Winter Classic" outside at venues not typically used for hockey. The concept has since been adopted by the NCAA with ridiculous results. After this past weekend's pretty awesome Illinois-Northwestern game at Wrigley and Notre Dame-Army game at Yankee Stadium, we at COED got to thinking: what other non-football venues would make for cool college football matchups?

Jul 17, 2010

theChive.com Introduces 2 Awesome New Blogs

The guys over at theChive have outdone themselves again. First they bring us the bustiest babe in America and now they bring us absolutely awesome auto photos at TheTHROTTLE and all around incredible military entertainment at theBrigade. The only thing better than that has to be the fact that big butts are back in a bootyful way.

Mar 23, 2009

Graduation is Looming in May, Now What?

This sucks. I busted my ass, did well in school, made smart choices. Now, I am graduating after four years of college that I paid for all myself - not through selling my "virginity" - but through loans. Now what?

Jul 10, 2008

Cleanup: 5 Tips for Buying Your First Suit

Two weeks ago I had never owned, bought, or even worn a suit. Now, I’ve done all three of those...

Jun 17, 2008

Fads In Football: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Fads In Football: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Football fans are a curious bunch. We are creatures of...

May 19, 2008

Sexy Sailor Girls [PHOTO GALLERY]

Sexy seagirls will hoist your mainmast....