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Nov 1, 2013News
Say Hello To The World’s Greatest Mother Who Left A Loaded Gun In Her Toddler’s Crib

Say Hello To The World’s Greatest Mother Who Left A Loaded Gun In Her Toddler’s Crib

37-year-old Cheryl Darlene Dudley of Missouri has officially taken herself out of the mother of the year race. Here are...

May 2, 2013
‘The Matrix’ Retold By A Mother Is Quite Possibly Better Than The Actual Movie [VIDEO]

‘The Matrix’ Retold By A Mother Is Quite Possibly Better Than The Actual Movie [VIDEO]

Well, maybe not the original, but definitely better than the sequels. However, both the synopsis of the movie and this...

Apr 18, 2013WTF
The 12 Most Awkwardly-Unsexy Topless Tanning Mom Photos

The 12 Most Awkwardly-Unsexy Topless Tanning Mom Photos

Seriously, Tanning Mom? Nobody born after electricity wants to see this. But, unfortunately, much like a train wreck filled with...

Jan 29, 2013WTF
World’s Worst Mother Forces Toddler To Get A Tattoo [VIDEO]

World’s Worst Mother Forces Toddler To Get A Tattoo [VIDEO]

My mother made do a lot of things that through the eyes of a cranky kid were worth reporting to...

Jan 15, 2013Girls
Megan Fox Returns To The Spotlight In Esquire Magazine [PHOTOS]

Megan Fox Returns To The Spotlight In Esquire Magazine [PHOTOS]

As far as getting to see Megan Fox in the way that we’ve come to expect her (i.e. looking very...

Nov 12, 2012Yes This Happened
Yes, This 5 Guys Burgers Bulletin Board Posting Could Be Incredibly Misinterpreted Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

Yes, This 5 Guys Burgers Bulletin Board Posting Could Be Incredibly Misinterpreted Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

Hey, at least this kid didn’t write “My mom loves putting 5 guys’ hot meat in her mouth every day.”...

May 24, 2012Culture
How To Make Meeting The Parents Painless [He Said/She Said]

How To Make Meeting The Parents Painless [He Said/She Said]

The first time a girlfriend of mine met my parents, I think I might have been just as nervous as...

May 11, 2012WTF
11 Reasons Why Moms Should Not Be Able To Text

11 Reasons Why Moms Should Not Be Able To Text

The problem with adults and new technology is that they actually try to use it. Of all the examples that...

Sep 9, 2010News
How To Make Your Birthday EPIC

How To Make Your Birthday EPIC

I turned 21 recently, and was thinking about all the epic things I could do to celebrate the occasion. I wanted to make it the greatest birthday ever because, after all, it truly is. There's something about being allowed to go out with your friends to a bar that just says "Congratulations, you're an adult! You may now be in the presence of alcohol without someone flipping out."

Jul 30, 2010News
6 Tips on Meeting Her Parents

6 Tips on Meeting Her Parents

On the off-chance you've actually impressed a lady enough to the point that she wants to introduce you to her parents, it's helpful not to blow the meeting. Nerves can ruin even the smoothest of smooth-talkers, especially if Daddy is an ex-war hero. The George Fockers of the world should pay particularly close attention to the following tips:

Jun 17, 2010Culture
5 Rad Things To Do With Your Dad

5 Rad Things To Do With Your Dad

It's easy to forget that dads weren't always dads, which is why we honor them (for giving up their dreams for you). But instead of just doing whatever your mom or sister planned this year, give him some quality guy-time--because that's all he really wants. And remember, just because Father's Day is only today, that doesn't mean you these rad guy activities wouldn't still kick ass.

Mar 4, 2010Girls
The 5 Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar

The 5 Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar

When you take college girls, feed them alcohol and put them in a bar environment, a remarkable thing happens: their behavior falls into remarkably consistent patterns. Based on our research, we’ve identified five types of girls you’re likely to meet in a college bar.

Jul 9, 2009Funny
Why Moms Shouldn’t Ride Dirt Bikes [Video]

Why Moms Shouldn’t Ride Dirt Bikes [Video]

There's no question in my mind that women can do everything men can do, and probably better, most of the time. But once a woman becomes a mom, there are a few things she should avoid. At the top of that list, just after "stripper," is riding dirt bikes - because when they do, it goes horribly, hilariously wrong. And this time, there's a bonus surprise mishap, which I'm sure you'll enjoy.

Jun 10, 2009
Did You Know Your Mom is Having Sexy-Time on Flickr?

Did You Know Your Mom is Having Sexy-Time on Flickr?

If you thought you were the only one in your family posting regrettable pictures on the Internet, then we have some terrible news for you: Your mom is doing it, too! Now, we know we might have gone a little over-the-top with this one, but after coming across hundreds of these pictures on Flickr, we couldn't help ourselves.

Apr 8, 2009Funny
Kid Scares Pregnant Mom Into Labor! [Video]

Kid Scares Pregnant Mom Into Labor! [Video]

HO-LY SH!!!!!T! This is f**king incredible. A kid dresses up in some sort of crazy-ass halloween costume and then screams his ass off, scaring his mom... into labor! Seriously, her water literally breaks on camera. (Wait till the end - there's slo-mo.) So now you know - if you want to totally f**k-up a pregnant lady's day, just jump out and scare the, uh, human out of her...

Mar 30, 2009News
The 5 Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar

The 5 Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar

All girls are rare and beautiful snowflakes — this much we know. Yet when you take college girls, feed them...

Aug 26, 2008
Mom Is Leaving Us For A Burglar???

Mom Is Leaving Us For A Burglar???

It’s tough when your mom leaves the family for a burglar more handsome than your dad....

Feb 1, 2008Culture
Cheating With Your Ex: Always Bad

Cheating With Your Ex: Always Bad

You cheated with your ex. Yes, you're an idiot. Here's how to tell if your girlfriend will take you back.

Jan 12, 2008News
Why College Students Abuse Over The Counter Cold Medicine

Why College Students Abuse Over The Counter Cold Medicine

Chances are many of you reading this have abused cold medicines in the past.  It’s such a rampant problem that...

Nov 18, 2007News
Enough of Kanye West’s Mom

Enough of Kanye West’s Mom

She died of elective cosmetic surgery. Tragedy? Sure. But after watching the AMA Awards, you would have thought she died...

Oct 29, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Cask Beer is Back on the Rise

The Daily Shocker: Cask Beer is Back on the Rise

All hail old-timey traditions that include things like…beer! I’ve been trying for over 24 hours to enter this site. Now...

Oct 5, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: You are NOT the Father…and You Are NOT the Mother!

The Daily Shocker: You are NOT the Father…and You Are NOT the Mother!

This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News) Florida mom waves gun at...

Sep 27, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Roman Bath Houses for Sale

The Daily Shocker: Roman Bath Houses for Sale

For only £300,000 you – yes, you! – can have your very own Roman Bath house. It’s perfect for relaxing...

Sep 4, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Halloween, Crack, Hugh Hefner and Axe-Wielding Moms

The Daily Shocker: Halloween, Crack, Hugh Hefner and Axe-Wielding Moms

• Zombies’ Halloween a Box-Office Killer (Hollywood Reporter) • What Hugh Hefners’ Sex Life Teaches us About Investing (TalkGold) •...