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Oct 22, 2010

Douche Off Week 4, Courtesy of “Douchebag” The Movie

COED readers vehemently boycotted Campus Socialite's DOTW, Josh Hamilton. He didn't register ONE SINGLE VOTE! Last week's winner, The Sitch, beat out a woman who makes fun of a dying 7 year old girl. We're in the final homestretch, folks. 3 weeks down. 2 to go. Speaking of 2's, we only have 2 dooshers doing battle this round.

Oct 22, 2010

COED’s Pinheads of Pro Sports: Volume 1

Nobody’s perfect.  Mistakes are bound to happen and so long as you learn from them, there’s opportunity to grow.  As...

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Oct 22, 2010

What The H Are The Rangers Wearing Around Their Necks?

The Texas Rangers are poised to win their first AL pennant ever with a win over the New York Yankees...

Oct 19, 2010

5 Unluckiest Sports Figures Of The Last Two Decades

When it comes to sports sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good. Just ask Phil Jackson. While he’s been one of the luckier sports figures, there are some who have no choice but to raise their arms to the sport gods and scream, “why me?!?” Who are some of the unluckier sports names past and present?

Oct 19, 2010

Amber Leigh Hartman Talks With COED [100 PICS)

She originally caught our eye during Saturday's ALCS game between the Rangers and Yankees. We apparently caught HER eye because she messaged us on Twitter stating she was a "good luck charm." Seeing as the Rangers are up 2-1, we're not arguing. Since then we posted a gallery of pics from her Facebook profile, which caused Sports Illustrated to stand up and take notice. Before she gets "too famous" for us, we thought we'd get to know the 23 year old die-hard Rangers and Cowboys fan a little more.

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Oct 19, 2010

Texas Rangers Smokeshow Identified: Amber Leigh Hartman [PICS]

We posted a still frame of a group of hot girls sitting behind home plate at Saturday's ALCS game between the Texas Rangers and New York Yankees. One of the girls, Amber Leigh Hartman, saw our post and quickly identified herself as one of the smokeshows. So, it's only appropriate we feature her in all her beautiful blonde glory.

11 Memorable MLB Playoff Walk-off’s

If you watch ESPN round the clock like I do, you'll know that walk off hit happen more frequently than a Lindsay Lohan probation violation. There's at least 5-6 a night and they all end with a mosh-pit at home plate (unless you're the Anaheim Angels) that screams "act like you've been there before." But all bets are off in the playoff's. You're one out away from a fall full of golf. So...playoff walkoff's....here's eleven good ones.

Oct 18, 2010

WAGs of the 2010 MLB League Championship Series

The League Championship Series begins Friday so COED decided to profile the hottest wives and girlfriends (WAGs). Face it, most players put on the cleats for the cleat chasers. Hot girls are drawn to professional athletes like Snooki is to a pickle. These women are proof it's good to be a Yankee, Phillie, Ranger, or Giant.

Oct 14, 2010

MLB Players In The Playoffs Who Strike Out at the Bar

These select individuals excel on the baseball diamond but their successes circling the bases with the ladies don't match up. We have a feeling the following players are far from players that crush a lot. Now entering the game, Ashley Dupre.

Oct 12, 2010

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Sep 30, 2010

Blame The Wild Card For Division Races Sucking

With less than a week remaining in the MLB season, there are a few playoff spots that remain undecided. So why isn’t it as exciting as it should be?

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Aug 9, 2010

Baseball’s Greatest and Most Bizarro Batting Stances

If you've ever watched a baseball game on TV or visited 30 stadiums in 30 days, chances are you've seen him. The batter with the bizarro batting stance, where it looks like he's trying to get back to the locker room to drop a deuce. Perhaps he's wanting to coerce the pitcher into a brawl or is so anxious for his next "hit" that he can't stand still.

Jul 12, 2010

2010 Home Run Derby Drinking Game

Tonight, Major League Baseball’s biggest hitters will come out for the over-hyped, glorified batting practice we all know and love: The Home Run Derby, 2010. So to add some extra juice to the bat-bash, enjoy the quintessential Derby drinking game. This thing will leave you so sloshed, you’ll start stumbling around like the Mets.

Jul 12, 2010

30 Stadiums in 30 Days: COED Goes On The Ultimate Baseball Adventure

This summer, two COED Magazine editors, Steve Gebhardt and John Tramutolo, will set out on a life-changing journey across America that will test their blogging skills, their baseball knowledge, and their ability to not get lost. From Fenway Park to Safeco Field, our batboys of Summer 2010 will answer the toughest questions out there. Who has the best hot dogs? The loudest bleacher bums? The best tailgating spots? And most importantly, the hottest ball girls? Keep up with all the nonstop action and keep up to date with the exclusive content by following Steve and John via Facebook, Twitter, and COED's 30 in 30 section.

Jun 11, 2010

5 Things you Didn’t Know About the World Cup

The whole world loves a good soccer match. Whether you are a fan of the game who appreciates the constant back-and-forth action or someone who enjoys the wacky antics of the crazy fans, there are few people in the world who could resist getting caught up in the excitement. With the FIFA World Cup coming up, the soccer world is ramping up for one of the most anticipated athletic competitions in the world. While many of you are likely sports fans, I would be willing to bet there are a few things that many of you do not know

Jun 7, 2010

7 Most Obvious Steroid Users in Baseball History (PICS)

Professional baseball players somehow manage to carry some of the most fragile, inflated egos in the sports world. Steroid users not only hold some of baseball's most prestigious and famous records, but they have the nerve to lie about it afterward, as if not wanting to get caught by Mom with their hand in the cookie jar. Swelling heads, shrinking junk, home runs, and RBIs all come together in this testosterone filled mess of a situation.

Apr 4, 2010

The 5 Best Bets for Your 2010 MLB Steroid Pool

As a new baseball season is upon us, its time to make your bets on the next MLB Player to get caught with his hand in the needle jar. Here are 5 safe bets that can have you cleaning out your friends’ piggy banks.

Feb 2, 2010

Worst Franchises in Professional Sports Right Now

We have all cheered for a team that we know sucks. Rooting for the underdog is something that we as...

Oct 7, 2009

2009 MLB Playoff Predictions: Sexy Fan Edition

Oh, October. A sweet, sweet month highlighted by the NFL and NCAAFB seasons in full swing, the NBA and NHL seasons getting underway and, of course, the MLB playoffs. The crux of the American sports universe lives here and it's a wonderful thing. The race to the Fall Classic begins today and what else for a quasi-journalist to do other than make predictions that are bound to be wrong...

Sep 11, 2009

The 10 Most Ridiulous Off-field MLB Injuries Ever

Injuries can absolutely destroy a great baseball team, just take the 2009 New York Mets for example. Injuries have decimated their $145 million roster sending the majority of their starting roster to the DL, but at least none of the Amazin's are out with injuries like these. Baseball players have suffered some pretty strange injuries off the field so we've gone ahead and complied 10 of the best.

Sep 3, 2009

The 5 Worst Collapses in MLB History

With the MLB season entering the stretch, division leaders like the Yankees, the Phillies, the Angels, and the Cardinals need to avoid the mistakes that these five teams made that cost them their season. So, you know, if you are a player in any of these teams, read and learn! Otherwise, just laugh at the past dumbass collapses.

Aug 18, 2009

7 Juice-less MLB Players Content with Mediocrity

In this day and age of just about every adequate baseball player in the world being outed as horrible, sinful steroid users, you can’t go to a game without wondering if the player you’re rooting for is enhancing his performance with something. Luckily, there’s a whole slew of ballplayers who leave no doubt as to whether or not they’ve ever taken steroids; odds are they never lifted a weight in their lives either.

Jul 13, 2009

Cheerleaders of Major League Baseball

With Monday's Home Run Derby and Tuesday's All Star game kicking off the week, the baseball season is ramping up for its end of the summer push. And if there's one thing we love most about every sport, it's cheerleaders. And believe it or not, baseball actually has cheerleaders! Don't believe us? Well, take a gander at these smokin' hot gals, and you'll have a whole new reason for singing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game".

Jul 13, 2009

MLB Cheerleaders [Gallery]

When you think of cheerleaders, you usually think of either football or basketball, but baseball? Yep. These buxom babes will make you want to round the bases double time.

Jul 13, 2009

The Home Run Derby Drinking Game

Tonight, Major League Baseball's biggest hitters will come out for the overhyped, glorified batting practice we all know and love: The Home Run Derby, 2009. So to add some extra juice to the bat-bash, the good folks at HomRunDerby.com have put together the quintessential Derby drinking game. This thing will leave you so sloshed, you'll start stumbling around like the Mets.

May 12, 2009

Top 5 Future Aces Of The MLB

Earlier in the week, COED took a look at the "Top Five Future Superstar Hitters Of The MLB," and now it is time to preview the future of the sport on the mound. With Roger Clemens, Pedro Martinez and Tom Glavine sipping on some tea, kicking back and counting retirement money, we'll take a look at the top five starting pitchers that are 25-years-old or younger who are sure to be the next generation of staff aces.

May 9, 2009

Top 5 Future Superstar Hitters Of The MLB

With the Alex Rodriguezs, Ken Griffey Jrs, and Manny Ramirezs of the league getting up in age, it is now time for COED to preview the top five future superstar hitters that are still 25 years old or younger. These are the guys sure to make headlines for years to come. Now, if we can just keep them off the juice...

May 7, 2009

50 Better Ways Manny Ramirez Could’ve Blown $7.7 Million

Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder, Manny Ramirez was just busted for failing a performance-enhancing drug test. As a result, Man-Ram received a 50 game suspension effective immediately. Aside from totally screwing over the Dodgers, Manny's absence will cost him roughly $7.7 million. So just to rub in the sheer stupidity of his actions, we've decided to throw together a list of 50 ways he could have better blown that cash.

Dec 19, 2008

The Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists… and The Afternoon Links

• Bart and Beck are Secret Scientologists??? • LeBron’s TV Show: Entourage Meets Friday Night Lights • Top 9 “Absolutely...

Oct 5, 2008

Dayana Mendoza Vs Anna Kournikova

Dayana Mendoza vs Anna Kournikova… Who ya got? Favre Came Out of Retirement At The Request of EA Sports Beer-Filled...

Oct 5, 2008

Megan Fox & The Week That Was…Sept 29th-Oct 3rd

With the passing of Rosh Hashanah, this weekend officially kicked off the Year of the Fox… Megan Fox.  Her new...

Oct 1, 2008

MLB Playoff Preview: Hot Fans Edition

As October rolls in so too do the MLB Playoffs. After 162 games 8 teams remain for a chance to...

Sep 12, 2008

Could Wagner’s Injury Mean Mets Will Splurge On K-Rod This Winter?

In light of the news that New York Mets closer Billy Wagner will undergo surgery that will cost him at...

Aug 23, 2008

Carl Pavano’s Return – Good for the Yankees? Or Good for Carl Pavano?

This Saturday marks the highly comical return of Carl Pavano to the decimated Yankee rotation.  With the Yanks sitting six...

Jul 22, 2008

COED Presents: 10 Things Guys Hate About Sports

Sports are arguably too important in the average guy’s life. Guys are the ones arguing against that point. Sports cause...

Jul 16, 2008

Drunken Apologies: An Open Letter.

Drunken Apologies: An Open Letter. Recapping MLB’s First Half Using Bon Jovi Songs INTERNATIONAL HOTTNESS: Ramona “Bambola” Chorleau Yogi Berra’s...

Jul 15, 2008

The Batman Franchise Listed According to Hotness

The Batman Franchise Listed According to Hotness HQ Stream Of Episode 1 Of HBO’s Generation Kill Tips On How To...

Jun 11, 2008

Projected Winners of the 2008 MLB AL All-Star Fan Vote

If CNBC can project presidential primary winners with only 3-percent of the vote totals in, then we can also take...

Jun 2, 2008

MLB Screws Little Leaguers Across The Nation

Major League Baseball Commissioner Bug Selig has cracked the whip on amateur baseball teams across the country for infringing on...

Feb 27, 2008

Video Game Preview: MLB 2K8

Every calendar year sports titles roll out their latest entries, mostly consisting of updated rosters, one new gameplay feature (that...

Dec 23, 2007

Roger Clemens Addresses Steroid Allegations… Finally

It has been 2 weeks since George Mitchell released his scathing report that accused Roger Clemens (and many others) of...

Dec 12, 2007

The “Mitchell Report” Has Leaked!

  • UPDATE 12.13.07 1:15 PM – For the REAL List click here. Senator George J. Mitchell’s “Mitchell Report” on...

Nov 15, 2007

Scott Boras Suffers from Rosenhaus Syndrome

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Scott Boras, douche to the athletic-stars who personally leaked the LA Dodgers “A-Rod news”...

Oct 25, 2007

The 10 Best Sports Jobs for Non-Athletes

A few weeks back we honored the sad, lonely lives of water boys and sparring partners; this week we give...

Oct 10, 2007

The 10 Worst Jobs in Sports

Guys like Alex Rodriguez and Shaquille O’Neal make loads of cash for kicking ass at sports. But what about the...

Jul 26, 2007

CO/ED Poll: What Sports Commissioner Do You Least Want to Be?

With recent events in the follow sports I want to know which commissioner you would least want to be....

Jul 25, 2007

Fact: Alyssa Milano Loves Bangin’ Baseball Players

In every circle of friends there is a whore. Eric Clapton and Geroge Harrison had Patty Boyd, 80’s metal stars...

Jul 22, 2007

Giving up Barry Bonds’ 756 Homerun can make you a better pitcher?

It’s the top of the ninth. The bases are juiced with two outs and you’re down by one. The crowd’s...