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WATCH: Miami Heat Coach Sings Karaoke… Poorly [VIDEO]

WATCH: Miami Heat Coach Sings Karaoke… Poorly [VIDEO]

Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra is no stranger to the limelight. Making it to the NBA Finals four times and...

Feb 5, 2015Sports
WATCH: Miami Lose Game On Ridiculous Inbounds Turnover

WATCH: Miami Lose Game On Ridiculous Inbounds Turnover

Norris Cole and Hassan Whiteside (aka the truth) made probably the most bumbleheaded mistake you’ve ever seen in the NBA....

Dec 17, 2014Sports
Leaky Roof Delays Last Night’s Game Between Miami Heat and Brooklyn Nets

Leaky Roof Delays Last Night’s Game Between Miami Heat and Brooklyn Nets

There are plenty of ways for a professional game to be delayed. Usually that sort of thing happens during games...

Jun 9, 2014Sports
Chris Bosh’s Screams Get The Jurassic Park Treatment [VIDEO]

Chris Bosh’s Screams Get The Jurassic Park Treatment [VIDEO]

Late in the fourth quarter, Chris Bosh had two absolutely huge consecutive plays that put the Miami Heat over the...

Jun 17, 2013Sports
A Disgruntled Heat Fan’s Observations From Game 5 in San Antonio

A Disgruntled Heat Fan’s Observations From Game 5 in San Antonio

San Antonio, first of all, congrats on your successful blackout. Wait, nevermind.

Jun 2, 2013Sports
Roy Hibbert Drops A “No Homo” At Post-Game Press Conference [VIDEO]

Roy Hibbert Drops A “No Homo” At Post-Game Press Conference [VIDEO]

Roy Hibbert is as dumb as Jason Collins is gay...

May 11, 2013Sports
Yvette Prieto: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]

Yvette Prieto: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]

Michael Jordan’s second wife is first rate...

Mar 2, 2013Sports
Our Favorite YouTube Comments On The Miami Heat “Harlem Shake” Video [PHOTOS]

Our Favorite YouTube Comments On The Miami Heat “Harlem Shake” Video [PHOTOS]

The Miami Heat’s “Harlem Shake” video might be the best of the bunch....

Jun 21, 2012Sports
5 Reasons Why The Oklahoma City Thunder Will Win The 2012 NBA Finals

5 Reasons Why The Oklahoma City Thunder Will Win The 2012 NBA Finals

As the Oklahoma City Thunder appear to be on death’s doorstep as the squad is one loss away from losing...

Jun 14, 2012Sports
Dancers of The NBA Finals: Miami vs. Oklahoma City Thunder [PHOTOS]

Dancers of The NBA Finals: Miami vs. Oklahoma City Thunder [PHOTOS]

If you love NBA Dancers like we do, there aren’t many teams you’d rather realistically see in the NBA Finals...

Jun 5, 2012Sports
Are The Miami Floridians Ready To Boogie? [14 PHOTOS]

Are The Miami Floridians Ready To Boogie? [14 PHOTOS]

From the looks of these photos, I’d say that they are. As much as I hate the Heat (not including...

May 24, 2012Sports
5 Books That Lebron James Needs To Read Besides “The Hunger Games”

5 Books That Lebron James Needs To Read Besides “The Hunger Games”

Before the start of Game Four of the Eastern Conference Semifinals against the Pacers, Miami Heat star Lebron James was...

May 10, 2012Sports
Amare Stoudemire Played Shane Battier, Gets Insulted By Heat PA [VIDEO]

Amare Stoudemire Played Shane Battier, Gets Insulted By Heat PA [VIDEO]

Just like everyone else last night, we called that the New York Knicks would get ousted by the Heat. All...

Jan 16, 2012TV
10 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [January 16th – 22nd]

10 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [January 16th – 22nd]

Now that the college football season is over and people are still recovering from MLK Weekend, we begin to enter...

Oct 20, 2011Sports
8 NBA Teams That Benefit Most From The Lockout

8 NBA Teams That Benefit Most From The Lockout

Now that the NBA's Nazi Commissioner David Stern has officially cancelled the first two weeks of the NBA season, all we can do now is pray that a season actually starts. The L and the players did just have 16 hour talks yesterday, so it's nice to know that they're at least making it seem like they give a f*ck. I'd be happy with a shorter season anyway because it's the playoffs that really matter. Even if the season doesn't happen, at least we have NBA 2k12 to fill the void. I'm sure that a few NBA teams are actually happy about the lockout - there are a bunch that actually benefit from a shorter regular season. Check out who those teams are after the jump.

Jun 13, 2011Sports
The Miami Heat’s Post-Game Locker Room Playlist According to Twitter

The Miami Heat’s Post-Game Locker Room Playlist According to Twitter

Last night, the Mavs avenged their '06 Finals loss to the Heat with a decisive Game 6 victory over the Big Three in Miami for their first NBA title. It seems everyone and their Delonte West-banging mother rooted agaisnt the cHeat, painting Lebron, D-Wade, and Bosh like immature, taunting, childish, crybaby super villains. We feel Twitter is always a good measuring stick / barometer for public reaction, so it's no surprise that #heatlockerroomplaylist is trending. People are more pumped to see the Heat lose than the Mavs win. We sifted through the piles of suggestions to come up with the best of the best. Take a listen then suggest your own in the comments section below our partner links after the jump shot.

Jun 3, 2011WAGs
2011 NBA Finals WAG WAR: Dallas Mavericks Vs Miami Heat [PHOTOS]

2011 NBA Finals WAG WAR: Dallas Mavericks Vs Miami Heat [PHOTOS]

Grab a cold one because this is going to be a brutal NBA Finals match-up. Game 2 was a real barn-burner and the temp's only going to get higher. At COED, we're trying to add a little fuel to this fire by holding a little finals of our own focusing on what we know best: girls. We've already shown you the team's dancers, but which city's players have the hotter wives / girlfriends? It's a tough call: while Miami's full of supermodels and beach babes, Dallas has decided to recruit some foreign talent. Take a look for yourself and decide which team is the real winner. Check out the pics and vote after the jump!

May 28, 2011Cheerleaders
Dancers of the NBA Finals: Dallas Mavericks vs Miami Heat Showdown

Dancers of the NBA Finals: Dallas Mavericks vs Miami Heat Showdown

The 2011 NBA Finals begin Tuesday with the Miami Heat’s “Big Three” and crew battling the Dirk Nowitzki-powered Dallas Mavericks. Each team took care of their Conference Finals matchups in five games, though the Mavericks had to come back a couple times to advance. Previously, we showed you the extreme hotness that is the Miami Heat dance team. Now, in true COED form we ask you which team has the hotter dancers. Let us know by voting in our poll at the bottom of the post.

May 18, 2011Cheerleaders
Colossal Cleavage Collection: NBA Conference Finals Dancer Edition [113 PHOTOS]

Colossal Cleavage Collection: NBA Conference Finals Dancer Edition [113 PHOTOS]

For the first time in what feels like a long time, the Los Angeles Lakers won't be in the NBA Finals. We WILL have a new league & Western Conference champion. Thought a lot of haters are glad to see them go, we have to admit we're going to miss them, strictly because we won't be able to ogle their dancers during timeouts and before/after commercial breaks. But, no worries, we've discovered the remaining 4 teams have some pretty decent talent as well. Yesterday, we showed you the Miami Heat dancers doing burlesque. Today, we broaden our scope with a gallery of well-endowed dancers from the Mavs, Bulls, and Thunder that'll make you want to bang from way downtown. Check it out after the jump!

May 17, 2011Cheerleaders
2011 Miami Heat Dancers Do Burlesque [67 PHOTOS]

2011 Miami Heat Dancers Do Burlesque [67 PHOTOS]

The Bulls dominated the Heat in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals and we have to believe it was due in part because Miami didn't have their dancers court side to distract D Rose and crew. We previously showed you the hotness that is the Heat squad back when Melo first joined the Knicks. Now, the dancers have turned up the heat with these pics of them doing Burlesque. Yeah, the movie starring Christina Aguilera sucked but this should more than make up for it. Check 'em out after the jump!

Apr 15, 2011Sports
Best Bets to Win the 2011 NBA Title

Best Bets to Win the 2011 NBA Title

It's NBA playoff time and what better way to get into the action than by throwing down some wagers on the teams you think can take down the title.   Will LeBron's "Decision" pay off?  Will the old guard Celtics prove they are still the class of the East?  Is Derrick Rose poised to take his team all the way to the Finals?  Are Kobe and the Lakers ready to get to the finals for an amazing fourth straight year?  Do the Spurs have anything left in the tank?  Will Dallas finally make Mark Cuban's dreams come true?  It should be an interesting ride. Check Casino Steve's playoff predictions after the jump!

Feb 28, 2011Cheerleaders
Cheerleader Showdown: Miami Heat VS. New York Knicks

Cheerleader Showdown: Miami Heat VS. New York Knicks

With Melo making his way to the Knicks, it appears the Heat have some serious competition in the Eastern Conference. We've shown you how excited the Knicks dance team and the crowd at Madison Square Garden were. Apparently, that positive energy is working as the Knicks pulled off a nice upset win over the Heat over the weekend. We asked our followers on Facebook to vote on a series of Miami Heat and New York Knicks cheerleader photos. See who's winning and vote for your favorite after the jump!

Feb 16, 2011TV
How Did I Miss The “Like A Bosh” Craze?

How Did I Miss The “Like A Bosh” Craze?

This morning, I asked BroBible via their Facebook wall, "What's the best thing you've seen all week?" A dude named Jeremy Chaput from Toronto responded with a link to this "Like a Bosh" video by The Basketball Jones. You might recognize the beat and rhythm - that's because it's a parody Slim Thug's "Like a Boss", which was also spoofed in the Saturday Night Live Digital Short called, "Like a Boss" featuring Seth Rogen and Andy Samberg, which you can view below. Somehow this "Like a Bosh" clip slipped under our radar. We're sure a few of you have seen this before but we definitely think it's worth another view.

Feb 3, 2011Sports
Lil Wayne “Green & Yellow” vs. Wiz Khalifa’s “Black & Yellow” vs. EVERYONE ELSE [23 VIDEOS]

Lil Wayne “Green & Yellow” vs. Wiz Khalifa’s “Black & Yellow” vs. EVERYONE ELSE [23 VIDEOS]

By now, you've probably heard Wiz Khalifa's song "Black & Yellow" about 1 brahgrillion times. As with most anything that blows the eff up in pop culture, it usually gets the spoof or parody treatment. The deluge began with Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks aka Chet Haze with his Northwestern Remix "White and Purple". Since then, many more have stepped up to the plate with the most notable remix coming from Lil Wayne with "Green and Yellow". So, we scoured za YouTube to collect the very best remixes to ask you guys which one is most legit. You know a song's blown up when UPS and Black & Decker throw their hat into the ring. Btw, be prepared to HATE this song once you're done reviewing our entries. Vote for your favorite after the jump!

Jan 30, 2011Sports
NBA Roundup: Griffin Makes Clippers No Laughing Matter

NBA Roundup: Griffin Makes Clippers No Laughing Matter

As we head into the second half of the NBA season, there are still a number of teams vying for a playoff spot. The biggest storylines of the past week include the surging New Orleans Hornets, the still-on-pace-for-70-wins Spurs, the vulnerable Heat dropping a handful of games, the Knicks falling back to Earth, Blake Griffin bringing the Clippers back to respectability and the pathetic Cavaliers losers of 28 of their last 29. Read more after the jump!

Dec 16, 2010Sports
NBA Roundup: The Australian Assassin’s Creed – Stay Out The Paint!

NBA Roundup: The Australian Assassin’s Creed – Stay Out The Paint!

As first semester comes to a close, students around the country wrap up final exams and head home for the holidays. What better way to celebrate the season than by hitting up a few Christmas parties and rocking out with a top flight NBA game on in the background? Miami's hitting their stride while Carlos Boozer and The Australian Assassin Andrew Bogut dominated the hardwood. More NBA reactions, analysis, and predictions after the jump!

Dec 10, 2010Sports
NBA Roundup: When The Man Hits In Your Eye, That’s Amare

NBA Roundup: When The Man Hits In Your Eye, That’s Amare

Round One of The LeBron Hate Parade 2010 is in the books as he and his buddies shattered the Cavs in a demoralizing 118-90 victory that was nowhere near as close as the score indicates. The Heat are finally clicking and have won five straight heading into a west coast trip with stops in Utah, Golden State, and Sacramento. The smart money would suggest that the wins will keep piling up. See more reaction and analysis after the jump!

Dec 2, 2010Sports
NBA Roundup: LeBrocalypse Now!

NBA Roundup: LeBrocalypse Now!

As the NBA season hits December, a lot of highly anticipated storylines are beginning to play out. Simply put, nothing is bigger than LeBron's first trip back to the city that he shat on when tonight's theater of vengeance unfolds on TNT. LeBron brings his underwhelming 11-8 Miami Heat to his former kingdom where Cavs owner Dan Gilbert will finally get to see his rabid fan base pounce on the One that turned his back on his hometown.

Nov 26, 2010Sports
NBA Roundup: Thanks For Sexting, Tony!

NBA Roundup: Thanks For Sexting, Tony!

Welcome to the Thanksgiving Edition of the COED weekly NBA roundup where we will be focusing on all of those who deserve thanks this holiday weekend. Let's start it off with a big Thanksgiving Thanks to Eva Longoria from the fans of San Antonio. Unfortunately, her brief three-year marriage to Spurs star point guard Tony Parker came to an end this week, but not at the expense of the Spurs win-loss record.

Nov 18, 2010Sports
NBA Roundup: Show Us Some Love, Rondo MVP?

NBA Roundup: Show Us Some Love, Rondo MVP?

The Rockets, Heat, Clippers, and Knicks are not living up to the preseason hype. Meanwhile, Minnesota's Kevin Love had a 30 point 30 rebound night against the Knickerbockers while Boston's Rajon Rondo shows why he should be an all-star and quite possibly MVP of the league.

Nov 11, 2010Sports
NBA Roundup: Move Over Saints, Here Come The Hornets

NBA Roundup: Move Over Saints, Here Come The Hornets

The second week of NBA action is in the books and a few surprises have already left a mark on this young season. The Lakers have jumped out to a ho hum 8-0 start and the shocking Hornets are becoming the talk of the town in New Orleans as they have played brilliant 7-0 ball thus far. Check out the rest of this week's NBA roundup.

Nov 5, 2010Sports
NBA Roundup: The OTHER Big Three

NBA Roundup: The OTHER Big Three

After an exciting first week of action in the 2010-11 season that centered around the new look Miami Heat, the addition of Shaq in Beantown, and Amare Stoudemire's name littered across the Madison Square Garden marquee, we are starting to get back into the flow of a new season of NBA basketball

Oct 22, 2010Sports
COED’s Pinheads of Pro Sports: Volume 1

COED’s Pinheads of Pro Sports: Volume 1

Nobody’s perfect.  Mistakes are bound to happen and so long as you learn from them, there’s opportunity to grow.  As...

Feb 16, 2009Sports
Riley Takes Colangelo to the House

Riley Takes Colangelo to the House

Pat Riley masterminded a brilliant trade as the Miami Heat traded Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks to the Toronto Raptors for Jermaine O'Neal, Jamario Moon, and a lottery-protected first round draft pick. Basically he dominated former NBA Executive of the Year, Bryan Colangelo, and now has a team that can make some waves in the East this postseason...