So, apparently Canada gets a Thanksgiving day too (which is today). Before I tell you what I'm thankful for, I just want to point out that Canadian Thanksgiving Day is a total f*cking bizzaro-world version of the US's Thanksgiving day: 1) They put gravy on their fries instead of turkey and 2) They have a 'Thanksgiving Day Classic' CFL game every year. Canada does get a lot of grief, but that's because they're like the little brother we love to bully joke with. For all of their shortcomings, Canada does export some really hot girls. Neve Campbell? First crush ever. Trish Stratus? That chick was amazing. Below are the 30 women who we feel really put Canada on the map.
Shalom! Passover began April 18th at sunset. The 7-day celebration commemorates the liberation of ancient Israelites from slavery in Egypt. Israelites marked their doors so death would pass over them. Most celebrate by eating Matzo, but we celebrate with a photo gallery of hot Jewish women who've freed themselves of their clothing that we just couldn't pass over. Think you can find a hotter congregation of Jewish jewels outside of Hollywood and The Holy Land? Mazel Tov, buddy!