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Ah, to be a famous actor. The women, the house, the cars, the FREE drinks! We've already provided you with the reasons why it's great to be a guy in Hollywood. One reason is you can drink your face off and people will still love you (unlike that b*tch who slapped you at the bar last night). So, while we can't BE the actors on our list, we certainly wouldn't mind the next best thing: drinking WITH them. We chose some for their ass-getting abilities, some for their war stories, and some for their sheer insanity. See who made the cut, vote in our poll, and let us know if you have any additions in the comments section after the jump.
Welcome to COED's end of the day daily feature in which we 'wrap it up' with the day's top pics, posts, videos, and stories from the internet. Today's items include Alessandria Ambrosio in rubber, Erica Huerta banging in broad daylight on the beach, a 7 year old driving a car to see his dad, a dad placing a controversial ad in his daughter's yearbook, a 4 year old tennis player, a dog with bionic paws, Dick Enberg talking about blue balls possibly from Bethanie Mattek-Sands Lady Gaga outfit at Wimbledon, flesh eating drugs, Dwight Howard dressed as Rihanna, Tom Hanks doing the weather, Steve O thinks he's an n-word, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
One week down and a weekend left. If you're a self-described nerd or a shameful hipster, chances are you wish you were in Austin right now. Thousands of these archetypical consumers from all over the world have gathered in Texas' capital to experience new technology, movies and music. The festival officially kicked off last weekend but the parties are now in full swing as we head into the weekend. And by full swing, I was referring to people having fun... not the kid with a tri-mohawk who swung a skateboard at the face of a guy who tried to snap a picture of his stupid hair. See what you've been missing down in Texas after the jump!
Previously, we brought you a video that featured Nic Cage's funniest, craziest on-screen freakouts. It's safe to say that Mr. Cage owns the crown for Movie Freakout King. If any of his movies don't have a freakout scene, you can rest assured he'll come up with a way to turn a tense exchange into one for sh*ts and giggles. Freakout scenes are bittersweet - on one hand you admire the actor's ability for completely immersing himself in the role and the moment. On the other hand, you begin to question their own sanity. So, if Nic Cage basically owns all the best cinematic meltdowns, which others come close? Here's our list of potentials that Nic Cage would approve of. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Today's WTF news items feature a former porn star who's stockpiling her talent roster with celebrity mistresses, a new planet that will put Jupiter in its place (finally!), and the possibility that we might owe the Nazis thanks for 3D film. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
Faster comes out Nov. 24, and while the film will probably be overshadowed by a wizard from Hogwarts, who doesn’t love a good revenge flick every now and then? Co-worker conflicts, cheating lovers, and traffic cut-offs can all be set right with a little “eye for an eye” justice. We’ve understood it since the Old Testament, and now COED is here to turn you on to the 12 best revenge movies to quench our insatiable thirst for blood.
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Apocalypse. A nasty little word that conjures the thought of everything from fire and brimstone to cosmic collisions. Scientists talk about it, religious leaders preach about it, and the movies... well that's where the end-of-the-world theory really goes from the mildly comprehensible to wildly implausible. The environment, mad science, aliens, Satan, and asteroids are all great arch villains for films of this sort.
As a competitive man, it's important to keep ahead of the pack, especially when it comes to looking good. So think of these women's products you see everyday as potential winning lottery numbers, just sitting there waiting to be picked. Here are the next winning numbers.