It is Sarcasm Awareness Month, after all.
July 11th or 7/11 is a very special day for those of us who are into brainfreeze because 7-Eleven is offering a free 7.11 ounce cup of Slurpee. To get you in the mood for complimentary fish-faced suckage, we've compiled a list of fictional drinks we'd like to see in 7-Eleven along with some fun facts and and a comprehensive list of flavors offered. Check 'em out after the jump and let us know which fictional drink and slurpee flavor are your favorites.
The TV is many things to many people, but for most dudes, it's a way to stare at hot chicks without dealing with restraining orders. Now we're not saying that all TV shows have hot ladies, but we saying you can stare at a lot of hot ladies from the comfort of your living room. Right off the bat, I'll tell ya we probably missed a bunch of sirens and traffic stoppers, but this list should serve as a phenomenal jumping off point for shows you're going to want to DVR. So clear your schedule and get ready to do some hardcore fantasizing.