Another reason to go completely mental in July: It’s National Bikini Month. This is no mere day-long celebratio…
Seeing a lot of pink lately? Even though the color doesn't exist, it's for a good cause - breast cancer awareness. October's slowly becoming our favorite month, between the World Series, Halloween, and all this talk about boobs. In previous years, we raised your awareness with the best breasts of all-time. This year, we've decided to keep the list to 2011's top news-making, buzzworthy women with 100% real racks. There are a couple of surprising newcomers, a few consummate vets, and one (or two?) big ol' glaring omission(s). See if you can find out who and feel free to let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.
Just think where the world wouldn't be without the United States of America. Actually, don't answer that (because it would be too depressing to think about). To be fair, though, we do owe a lot of credit to Italy (Amerigo Vespucci) and Spain (Christopher Columbus) for first discovering 'us'. That's why we're going to let you, our readers, decide who should lay claim to the Columbus Day Hottie Competition. We've pitted the three countries against each other in an epic showdown, a threeway that's sure to get exciting. Check out the action after the jump!
Christmas came early this year because World Breastfeeding Week takes place the first week in August. While breastfeeding in public becomes a major hot button topic in the political forum (we're for it, btw... as long as she has nice cans), we thought we'd draw attention to the very best of breastfeedees? Breastfeeders? The ones that give life with their lady lumps. Keep in mind, most women with enhanced or fake breasts might not be able to breastfeed, so if you're into shaking what you mother gave ya, you're in the right place. Check out the sexiest natural sweater puppies in our gallery that will make you cry 'gaga' after the jump.
Just when you thought Marisa Miller might've jumped the shark, she comes out guns (amongst other things) blazing with her pictorial in the May 2011 issue of Esquire then christens her new Twitter account with a twitpic of her hanging with ESPN sportscaster (and COED Roastee) Erin Andrews. She also dominated the Kentucky Derby. With Bar Refaeli and Brooklyn Decker giving into our wildest fantasies by posing topless, we're hoping Marisa does the same. In the meantime, you'll have to settle for her hottest side boobs and hand bras.
I haven't a clue in hell why Marisa Miller's hanging out with Erin Andrews in this pic, but more please. Erin posted this TwitPic announcing Marisa's arrival on the Twitter scene Saturday. Twitter will never be the same.
• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crusty Scone, anyone? • We're hooked on Kelly Brook's Esquire pics • 5-year-old delivers "Miracle On Ice" speech before playoff game • Nicole Scherzinger almost shows nip in GQ • 8 Crazy Prop Bets on The Kentucky Derby • This is why you don't get high on bath salts • Marisa Miller sizzles in Esquire See more awesome links after the jump!
March 31st is Opening Day for Major League Baseball. There are 6 games on the docket with the Tigers-Yankees and Braves-Nationals games kick starting what is sure to be another sensational steroid-less season. Many believe the Braves will beat out the Phils while the Yanks will be locked into another heated divisional race. Judging from her multiple promo appearances related to our national pastime we have to assume Sports Illustrated / Victoria's Secret supermodel Marisa Miller is a huge baseball fan. So, we're celebrating MLB's Opening Day with a photo gallery of her enthusiastic support that will make you wanna go 'round the horn.
When you think of a bikini, you might not realize that dozens of different styles exist. Most dudes think, "Oh yeah, I can see her midsection, sweet". It's to be expected when you go to most public beaches or pools - same ol' traditional, conventional two piece bathing suit. Now, if you go to Lake Havasu, Las Vegas pool parties, or the more exotic locales for Spring Break, well, you've probably laid eyes on the beautifully crafted swimwear we're about to show you. If you haven't claimed witness to such spectacles and forgot to book your trip to Cancun, prepare to have your mind blown. See the full list with pics after the jump!
Like in years past, the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl will be revealed on February 14th on the David Letterman Show, with the issue hitting newsstands February 15th. And while there's no shortage of rumor and buzz as to which model will grace this year's cover, we thought we'd take a look at the 47 covers of swimsuit past and settle once and for all Who is the Sexiest Sports Illustrated Cover Girl of All-Time. I'm calling Paulina. Who you got?
Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen's rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who've made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!
There's a laundry list of reasons Marisa Miller is a Perfect 10. Her smile, her flowing golden locks, her taut torso, and her firm beach butt - take your pick! In this photo shoot from an upcoming issue of Shape, she makes us all drool like extras in Zombieland by showing off her "resume" in a bikini. These are great, but she still looks better in motion. See the pics after the jump!
We think it's safe to say Katy Perry / Katy Brand absolutely dominated the year in celebrity cleavage. Yes, Christina Hendricks got things off to a voluptuous start, Diora Baird threw her sweater kittens into the ring with this Twitpic, Rosie Jones showed off her heavy artillery, and Adriana Lima might have flaunted the most expensive cleavage, but in terms of consistently making headlines with her rack in 2010, the Teenage Dream Queen squashed the competition. As we dust off the cobwebs from New Year's Eve, we take a look back at the very best in celebrity cleavage from the previous year. Who will dominate 2011?
We consider ourselves connoisseurs of cupping the boob. Go ahead. Google "Hand Bras". I'll wait. See? 2010 was a helluva year for hand bras. It seemed everyone was getting in on the hot hand bra action from Heidi Klum, Karla Spice, and Vikki Blows to Lucy Pinder, Olivia Munn, and Jenn Favre-Sterger. Considering its popularity Victoria's Secret might want to consider making one. The best part about hand bras, they're really not that hard to unhook, just hold a Louis Vuitton bag over their head.
The beauty of animated GIFs is you don't have be a master of the remote control (or the mouse) to rewind and play, rewind and play, rewind and play. Some of us, COED staff included, have spent hours staring at them, in awe of their majestic simplicity. Five seconds of bliss repeated ad nauseam. Previously, we brought you sexually suggestive Katy Perry gifs, jigging boobs, and bad-ass bouncing butts. Now, we present animated gifs of sexy Sports Illustrated swimsuit models rolling around, jiggling, gyrating, shaking, and wasting the rest of your day. See ya tomorrow!
We've all heard of the term, "Perfect 10" but did you know "Perfect 10" is actually a men's magazine featuring the world's most beautiful "natural" women? To celebrate 10/10/10, COED tenaciously tabbed 10 of the best Perfect 10s for your viewing pleasure. Personally, we give this gallery a 10.
Summer gets a lot hotter this time of year as Victoria's Secret launches their semi-annual sale on all the sexiest lingerie. The sale doesn't just mean your lady will be looking better in bed, but also that there are tons of NSFW television commercials showing all day, every day featuring their hottest angels wearing practically nothing. Didn't get a chance to DVR the commercials? No stress, we've got all the best photos of the super sexy semi-annual models right here.
• The Upskirt Photo That Crossed the Line • Ultimate 90s-palooza throwback concert • Marisa Miller plays drums in her bra • Bullfighter gets arrested for fleeing the ring • Get beach-ready abs today • Let's assume there were drugs involved • 50 most badass World Cup moments ever
Tonight marks one of the most highly anticipated friendly matches leading up to next month's World Cup: The US vs. The Czech Republic. While we're obviously cheering on the U.S team, we're a little more confused as to who to cheer for when it comes to deciding which country has the hottest models. Help us out by checking out the insanely sexy competition and voting on which country deserves to take home the gold for beauty.
Now this is more like it! Earlier this week, Maxim’s annual Hot 100 List was released and Katy Perry, of all people, took the number one spot. Yes, I had my problems with the ranking, but I respected Maxim’s decision… mainly because of Katy Perry’s uber cleavage. So, today we get yet another annual hottie list, and this time it’s FHM’s Sexiest Woman on The Planet, and boy do they get it right… the bodacious Marisa Miller has been named the Sexiest Woman on the planet!
I really can’t think of a better way to kick-start the week than with these shwingtastic new Harley-Davidson pics featuring bodacious Marisa Miller! Now that, my peeps, is Americana at its sexiest. Everyone will agree that this is one of the sexiest batch of photos that we’ve ever seen. C’mon, there’s nothing sexier that a screaming hot babe riding a hog, is there?