local-news

  • ‘KABOOYOW! Woman’ Is Your Latest Local News Internet Celebrity [VIDEO]

    Remember when the point of local news was to inform people by interviewing reputable eyewitnesses who could give an acc…

  • ‘Real Dumbass’ Reporter Gets Pranked Live On Air During Dorner Coverage [VIDEO]

    Tomorrow’s headline: Prank Caller Causes Thousands To Die Laughing.…

  • Kai, The Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiker, Is This Week’s Internet Hero [VIDEO]

    What kind of person says he’s Jesus and he can do anything he wants too but first we need to get black people off the E…

  • Next Time Try Not To Admit That The Vacuum Cleaner Man Has Seen Your Tits On TV [VIDEO]

    At first I thought this was pretty funny, but then I realized it was just viral marketing for vacuum cleaners. Any vacuum…

  • Don’t Just Stand There …Unless You’re Drunk [VIDEO]

    Photobombing while sober is so a million years ago. The new hotness is videobombing while you’re so hammered you…

  • Woman Buys iPad From A Stranger At A Gas Station, Is Shocked When It’s Fake

    Jalonta Freeman was just doing what any woman in her situation would do: buying an iPad, sight unseen, at a tremendously…

  • Professionalism Is Doing Your Job While A Roach Is Crawling On You [VIDEO]

    There are plenty of jobs where if a roach crawled on you, you probably wouldn’t bat an eye: exterminator, profess…

  • The Worst Local News Reenactment Is Trying Too Hard To Be The Worst Local News Reenactment [VIDEO]

    Look, local news stations. I know you’re desperate for attention. I realize Dayton, OH is not the epicenter of th…

  • Yes, This Ironic ‘The Camera Adds 100 Lbs’ T-Shirt On Television Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

    T-shirts — Is there anything they don’t say? No, not really. Which is why you should save the jokes for your…

  • ONN Presents: The 15 Funniest Live Local News FAIL Videos

    I can't tell you how many times I've been fooled by The Onion's headlines. We're not the only ones. They treat incredibly fake news stories with the same kind of gravitas and grandiose posturing as real news outlets. Hell, more times than not they're BETTER than the real news. You want to see a dumbass's head explode? Watch the Onion News Network with 'em. Though we don't have new footage of the ONN, we do have some real 'reels' of various local newspeople utterly failing at their job. Make sure to check out the new season of the Onion News Network (America's Finest News Source) Tuesday night at 10/9 Central on IFC and watch the real-life fails after the jump.

  • Tony Danza Hates Local News [Video]

    We here at COED are big fans of Tony Danza. So when he goes on the local news for an interview about his new flick, and then realizes that he's on the local news, he starts being kind of a d!ck about it. But you know what? That's OK - because he's the g*ddamn boss.

  • Bird Craps In Reporters Mouth

    Local news guy reports on the Canadian Brown Finch overpopulation in town. Irish people say it’s good luck when a…

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