It’s taken a while for Mario to make an appearance on a Nintendo console in 2013, but here he is, along with tag-alo…
New Year's Eve, the sh*tty spin-off to Valentine's Day, releases today (12/9). I know of 1 person who's looking forward to it, and it's my female roommate. The girls in the office have no intention of hitting up the theater. In fact, we're all wondering how something like this gets made after the travesty that was V-Day. Is it really just an excuse to hang out with other stars? How about you do that on your own time? Oh, because it rakes in millions at the box office F*ck. Well, if you do get dragged to it, at least you can eye hump the A-list T&A. Check out their sexiest pics after the jump.
I'm the last guy on Earth to be critiquing women's fashion, but what in the holy F*** were the ladies who attended last night's AMAs thinking? With the exceptions of maybe Selena Gomez, Bleona Qereti, and David Hasselhoff's girlfriend Hayley Roberts, the red carpet was really lackluster. I didn't watch the telecast because I was busy witnessing the Giants sh*t the bed but is the T&A at the AMAs always this lame? Maybe it's because I'm hungover and bitter about Big Blue's loss or maybe I've gone criminally insane. Take a look and vote in our poll after the jump.
Seeing a lot of pink lately? Even though the color doesn't exist, it's for a good cause - breast cancer awareness. October's slowly becoming our favorite month, between the World Series, Halloween, and all this talk about boobs. In previous years, we raised your awareness with the best breasts of all-time. This year, we've decided to keep the list to 2011's top news-making, buzzworthy women with 100% real racks. There are a couple of surprising newcomers, a few consummate vets, and one (or two?) big ol' glaring omission(s). See if you can find out who and feel free to let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.
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It’s date night, and while you’d rather watch Inception for the third time than Life as We Know It, your girlfriend might disagree. But then again, she might think the latter is such a turd of a flick that you might as well stay home and pop in a DVD. Just as much as Ed Wood was convinced of his own greatness, chick flicks still think they’re modern. If the genre is to salvage itself, perhaps it should consider there pointers:
This week's entries feature an antsy prisoner, ungodly godparents, John Lennon, crazy love, dumb teenagers, female empowerment, pimps, hos, and a writer you might not want to rape. So, stop working on that super secret PowerPoint and read these previews, Karen!
Unless you're Osama Bin Laden, you've probably noticed everyone's wearing a lot more pink than usual. Even NFL teams that played this weekend donned pink gloves, chinstraps, hats, or cleats. It's all part of an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer. Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we'd like to call attention to this extremely important issue by saluting the best breasts of all-time. When you're done drooling, GET INVOLVED AND DONATE!
As What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, Smallville began its 10th season earlier this week so the CW sent out pics of Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl. Though Laura is super hot, we wondered what other super sexy celebrities would look like in the Supergirl outfit. It didn't take us long to find legions of photoshopped fakes featuring your favorite femme fatales in the good old blue, red, and gold. We've never been more jealous of the letter, 'S'. Up, up, and away!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month, people. And that means we should be celebrating the awesomeness of this female feature by helping to find a cure. It also means we should also be helping by looking at as many boobs as possible. Because, let's face it, there is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath
There is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I'm talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse - the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are - and how much you want to/can't motorboat them. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look?
As you all know by now, Saint Patty's Day is coming up next week (though we're pretty sure you will be drunk the entire weekend). And that means paying our alcohol fueled respects to the glorious green isle. So in preparation for this awesome holiday, we've rounded up 36 of the hottest Irish-American celebrities for your viewing pleasure. So sit back, relax, grab some green beer and have at it.
Men and Women tend to disagree on several things. Seat up verse seat down. SportsCenter verse Chelsea Lately. “Stop and…