Tanks Are Becoming The New Hummer (No, Really)

The Hummer used to be the car of choice for the rich, self centered douchebag who doesn’t give a f**k about their fe…

Danny Gallagher | February 28, 2013 3:48 pm

5 Of The Worst Car Names Ever

Unless you’re the offspring of a hip hop mogul and you receive a Maybach for your sixteenth birthday (I’m looking at you Justin Dior Combs), purchasing a car is one of the most important investments you’ll make. Some say that the car you drive reflects your personality, but does the name of a car reflect the car’s personality? Let’s hope not, even though it couldn’t get much worse for someone named ‘Dior.’ Check out the 5 worst names for cars in the gallery after the jump.

Kayla-Drexel | October 2, 2011 2:30 pm

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5 Cars That Make You Look Like a Tool

The car you drive says a lot about who you are as a man. It defines your personality to the world around you, as you whiz past at 80-MPH. It is your home away from home, your out-0f-the-office office. And, if you’re lucky, it plays a major factor in helping get you laid. But if you drive one of these tool boxes, don’t be surprised if everyone else on the road wants to punch you in the face.

igorderysh | September 6, 2010 9:00 am

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R.I.P., Hummer – You Won’t Be Missed

Attention douchebags: Your favorite over-sized wanker-mobile, the Hummer, is no more. Along with Saab, Saturn, the Dodge Durango and the PT Cruiser, the Hummer is set to land on Detroit’s chopping block.

Andrew - Hunter College | February 18, 2009 5:15 pm