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Freddy’s Girls: The Foxes of the Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise
What 80′s or 90′s slasher horror film isn’t complete without some sort of damsel in distress frantically running from their would-be tormentor in Jason, Freddy, or Michael? As they crash through their pitch black dreams into the open arms of the terrifying Freddy Krueger, we couldn’t help but feel at least slightly sorry for them. In celebration of the ninth release in this franchise’s storied history, we give you the women of Elm Street, some of whom turned out to be luckier than others.
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5 Hollywood Directors That Need to be Fired
We all watch movies…but have you ever watched a movie and said, “what was this director thinking?” or “how is this guy still making movies?” Chances are that answer is yes. Bad, overrated and delusional directors infect our theaters and televisions. They must be stopped!
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Hey Disc Head! New to Blu Ray and DVD: February 26, 2010
Here are all the hot DVDs being released this week.
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Movies This Week: February, 12, 2010
Based on the Horror classic that helped kick start the horror movie genre, The Wolfman tells the tale of Lawrence Talbot (Benicio Del Toro) and his return to his homeland of Blackmore. After his mother died when he was a child, Talbot left his home and traveled to America, where he spent the majority of his life.
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Movies This Week: February 5, 2010
From Paris with Love
John Travolta is back in action as an FBI agent Charlie Wax, who’s on a mission to save Paris fr… -
Twilight New Moon: Just One Example of Why Vampires Suck!
With The Twatlight Gaga: New Poon coming out this weekend, I can’t help but feel more than a little peeved at how much attention vampires are receiving. More specifically, it irks me to no end to see hordes and hordes upon hordes of women swoon, seizure, and pass out over the mere mention of a vampire. No matter what the flick or show, chicks be lovin’ dem bloodsuckers. Well, I say they’re c*cksuckers!
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Diary of the Dead
In his first independently produced zombie film in over two decades, George A. Romero returns to ground zero in the hist…
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A Violent Vagina Wreaks Havoc in “Teeth”
I’m not sure if film-festival favorite Teeth, a story of a girl practicing abstinence who happens to have a tooth…
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Tribute to the “Wilhelm Scream”
Have you ever wondered if Hollywood studios reuse the same scream effect over and over again? If you have, it’s wi…
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Jessica Alba (and Ass) Star in “The Eye”
The ass-tastic Jessica Alba plays a vision-impaired violinist in The Eye who gets her vision back via a cornea transpla…
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CO-ED Movie Trailer: Saw IV
Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead.
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Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem “Red Band” Trailer
Just when you thought the maximum carnage of John Rambo upped the ante for violent trailers Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem…
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