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  • Germany World Cup Body Paint Babes Because… GERMANY!!! [PHOTOS]

    No one in the world is happier than German’s soccer fans right now after that absolute thrashing of Brazil. Sure,…

  • The Sexiest German Superfans Of The World Cup 2014 [78 PHOTOS]

    The Germans have made it to the Semifinals of the 2014 World Cup and somehow we’ve yet to post on their hottest supe…

  • RoboTurtle Unleashed in Germany; Have We Finally Gone Too Far? [VIDEO]

    “Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic…

  • Watch This Guy Fall Into A Bonfire While Doing The Harlem Shake [VIDEO]

    At this point, most of us want this to happen to anyone who does a Harlem Shake video…

  • Man Finds Car Two Years After Losing It During A Night Of Drinking

    Dude, Where's My Car? isn't just the title of a hilarious movie; for some, it's a lifestyle. At least that according to this Reuters report about a man in Germany whose car finally turned up two years after he reported it missing because he was so drunk he forgot where he left it. The car was eventually discovered a mere 2.5 miles from where the man thought it was, which will probably...

  • Is Lena Gercke Too Sexy For Germany? [PHOTOS + POLL]

    The German Football Association has officially given Lena Gercke a ‘yellow card’ for looking too sexy at…

  • The German Hugh Hefner [VIDEO]

    Most men dream of being Hugh Hefner. One man has become him. This is what happens when you have a webcam, an excessive amount of free time on your hands and you're German. Despite falling short of the mark, the end result is 24 carat awesome. Happy 85 Birthday Hef. The mold was definitely broken.

  • 5 Cardinal Rules to Traveling Abroad

    There are some places that every person dreams of flying to once they figure out how to pay for the plane ticket. Fly to Amsterdam for "brownies" and you will spend at least a good ten hours crammed into a tiny seat; Germany for beers and babes, at least 14 hours. So while the eventual destination will totally rock once you get there...

  • World Cup Semi-Final Preview: Europa Uber Alles

    Four teams now stand poised on the brink of World Cup glory: Spain, Germany, Holland, and Uruguay. Winning the ultimate…

  • God, Cocaine, and Handballs: World Cup Quarterfinal Recap Germany vs Argentina

    It takes more than god, cocaine, and undetected handballs to win a World Cup, at least in 2010. The young, ruthlessly eff…

  • And Then There Were 8: 2010 World Cup Quarterfinal Preview

    Today is a day for rest and reflection. The World Cup has entered its deadly serious phase, with 8 teams left standing: Paraguay, Ghana, Uruguay, Spain, Argentina, Holland, Germany, and Brazil, in rough order of their chances of succeeding.

  • Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 28 [240 Photos]

    Still laying in bed in a drunken stupor over the fact that the US Team didn't pull a 1980s Miracle? Well cheer up because even though we're out of the World Cup doesn't mean that we're out of amazing photos of sexy superfans. So show your true American colors by spending your Monday at work checking out hot chicks.

  • USA Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup [63 Photos]

    The U.S fans have more than made up for the fact that they never watched soccer before the World Cup. The fans are looking more patriotic than ever and we're pretty sure these latest superfan photos will blow the competition out of the water. So get out your vuvuzela, throw away your drafted letter to get that ref fired, and get ready to call in sick to work tomorrow to help cheer on the U.S Soccer Team.

  • Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup: June 21 [76 Photos]

    The vuvuzelas aren't the only things getting a rise out of us at the 2010 World Cup. The sexy superfans are also continuing to get us hot and bothered every time we turn on the TV. So hot and bothered that we debated emptying out our bank accounts just to buy the plane tickets to see these super fine fans in person, But decided to spend the the entire day looking at these amazing photos of the sexiest superfans instead.

  • 2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: Chinese Edition [32 Photos]

    The action keeps heating up in the 2010 FIFA World Cup and everyone is doing their part cheering on their country's team. But what if your country sucks at playing soccer... like China? Well, do what these gorgeous Chinese models have done and give your body to the World Cup. No, we're not talking about prostitution. We're talking about using bodypaint to let everyone know exactly what team you're cheering for. Because nothing says I'll do whatever it takes to be involved in the excitement like painting yourself with pride.

  • Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 15th [85 Photos]

    The competition during the games isn't the only thing heating up at the World Cup. The Sexy Superfans are getting hotter by the day and we're having some major trouble deciding which country has the sexiest fans. The only thing we did figure out was that it doesn't matter which teams win, because as long as these smoking hot photos keep surfacing, we're all going home feeling like champions.

  • 2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babes: Germany Vs. Australia

    While you were prepping for the World Cup by buying a 3D TV and frantically googling the rules of soccer, erotic actress from Germany and Australia were psyching up their countries by posing nude. The super sexy models weren't hiding their team spirit when they decked themselves out in patriotic body paint. Which country had the sexier models? You'll have to decide that for yourself.

  • Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 World Cup [300 Photos]

    Remember the last time you went to a big sporting event and the female fans went all out by showing their team spirit in every which way possible? No? Well that's probably because you were stuck in America where women throw on a baseball hat and quietly cheer for their team. Not so at the 2010 World Cup where women deck themselves out in team spirit and show us the true meaning of a sexy superfan.

  • World Cup 2010 Draw Results: Sexy Superfan Edition

    Four years is a long time, but the wait has been well worth it. Next Friday kicks off the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa…

  • Hundreds of ‘Football’ Pre-Game Party Girls from Around the World

    Football season kicks off soon - and with it comes the beloved American tradition of tailgating! And while other countries don't exactly tailgate, they definitely gather in the town square for food, booze and football-inspired festivities. Even better, they look pretty damn sexy doing it! So to get you in the mood for parking lot party season, here are 'Football' Pre-Game Party girls from Around the World.

  • Polar Bear Attacks Woman At Berlin Zoo [VIDEO]

    We have no clue what inspired this 32 year-old German imbecile to enter the polar bear enclosure during feeding time today at the Berlin Zoo. We do however know it's awesome to watch the zoo keepers attempt to rescue her.

  • Britney Spears Reinvents Herself in Germany

    When we last saw the former Mrs. Federline attempt a comeback, Britney and her belly were shamefully sprawled across th…

  • Mmmm…Bacon iPhone Case

    So I just got an iPhone yesterday and it’s already been an enormous time-waster/pain in the ass. I think I got the p…