May I suggest (for the single folk out there) an alternative solution to New Year's resolutions. How about "I'm not going to hook up with girls who have their G-Strings visible." Unfortunately, girls who prefer this 'style' breed only trouble and possible infections. Before you starve yourself of this particular pedigree of poon, we've got a farewell gift all lined up for you - tramp stamps and all. Who told you we didn't care?
No matter what kind of man you are, it’s impossible to deny the awesomeness that is the tight jeans and...
There's nothing a man can do to keep himself from staring at a woman's butt when her thong is sticking out. NOTHING! Just a flash of that thing floating just above the waistline is enough to send us into a spat of fantasies so dirty, we can't even begin to mention them. So instead, we'll just give you a ton of glorious 'whale tails' and leave the dirty business up to you.
No matter what kind of man you are, it's impossible to deny the awesomeness that is the tight jeans and G-string combo. They go together like peaches and cream, whisky and cigarettes, blow jobs and... more blow jobs. Often called a "whale tail," this female apparel phenomenon seems to usually happen to girls who have fake tans and tramp stamps, so something tells us it's not entirely accidental.