Food
Nov 18, 2016

There Is A Food Theme Park Opening In Italy Where Presumably All Your Dreams Will Come True

Okay, so, I’ve written almost 1500 articles for COED, but this one right here, this may be my favorite. These...

Oct 21, 2016

I Couldn’t Order Dinner On Seamless Last Night & Apparently It Was Because Of Hackers

Update–12:28 PM EST: The DDos attack has resumed and sites like Spotify, Amazon, Twitter, and GrubHub are back down. Ironically,...

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Sep 9, 2016

Rutgers University Researchers Debunk ‘5-Second Rule’ For Food Yet I Am Still Going To Swear By It

First things first, I went to Rutgers. Proudly. So first let me just say, you’re welcome. Science and what not,...

Aug 31, 2016

That Granola You Eat At Breakfast Is Actually Pretty Bad For You

As far as good breakfasts go, I’d say that yogurt parfaits, complete with granola and fresh fruits and berries, is...

Aug 2, 2016

These Are The Top 9 Unhealthiest Meals In America, And Naturally, They All Look Scrumptious

The Center for Science in the Public Interest has revealed the recipients of its 2016 Xtreme Eating Awards, AKA, the...

Apr 18, 2016

Load Up — McDonald’s Is Offering All You Can Eat Fries

Get this: McDonald’s is dishing out All-You-Can-Eat fries. That’s right. Unlimited fries. And no, we’re definitely not fat enough already....

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Nov 6, 2015

Dude With a Lot of Time on His Hands Finds Exact Chips to Air Ratio, Doritos Are Cheating You

A New Zealand food photographer recently went out to destroy your views on Doritos, Pringles, and other snacks, by finding...

Eating Cheese is Not Like Smoking Crack, So Everyone RELAX

A study composed the University of Michigan suddenly went viral after it apparently denounced cheese as being highly addictive, and...

Oct 27, 2015

Twitter is Uptight, Gets Mad Over IHOP Boob Joke

Twitter is currently up in arms with IHOP right now after the pancake company tweeted out a “distasteful” joke about...

Oct 19, 2015

McDonald’s Reportedly Facing ‘Final Days,’ So Stock Up While You Can

Despite once owning the world with its golden arches, fast food restaurant and ubiquitous chain McDonald’s is reportedly facing its...

Oct 19, 2015

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Oct 8, 2015

SPAM is Available in Bite-Sized Snacks For Easier Regurgitation

After spending 78 years in can form, questionable food product SPAM is breaking out into bite-sized dried pieces available in...

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Sep 30, 2015

Blotting Grease Off of Your Pizza Saves You Calories… But We Don’t Care

Is there anything better than a hot slice of pizza after a night of drinking? No – especially when you...

Sep 29, 2015

Oreo Makes Dreams Come True, Introduces Cinnamon Bun Flavor

Basic b*tches, turn away – this will be the one thing that’s not doused in pumpkin spice this season. Oreo...

Sep 21, 2015

Tailgate Food: Top 7 Best Tailgating Foods of All Time

Ah, tailgating – a true American pastime. Jam-packed with team pride, tons of beer, and food, it just wouldn’t be...

Sep 9, 2015

The #1 Takeout Food Among College Students Is… Weird

If you’re anything like us, you enjoy a good drunk eat after a long night of pounding brews. A few...

Sep 3, 2015

Taco Bell is Selling Tacos With Fried Chicken Shells & We’re Drooling

Taco Bell wants to make your dreams come true. First there was the glorious announcement that select Chicago locations would...

Sep 1, 2015

McFry Recipe Makes Us Excited to Drunk Eat

A McFry is the most beautiful thing we’ve ever seen. Chef Tym Bussanich has made our dreams come true again...

Aug 21, 2015

Japanese Restaurant Offers Poop-Flavored Curry & Excuse Us While We Puke

Tokyo restaurant Curry Shop Shimizu is offering patrons a taste of their own poop. Because who doesn’t salivate after a...

Aug 3, 2015

Man Suing In-N-Out Over Meth Milkshake

Don’t you just hate when you go to your favorite fast food chain and you find out mid-meal it’s laced...

Jul 9, 2015

10 Things Fast Food Restaurants Should Never Sell

It’s a given that most fast food restaurants can’t be trusted – unless you’re obliterated. At that point, anything that...

Jul 2, 2015

7-Eleven Debuts Sour Patch Watermelon Slupree & We Want to Spike It

Our childhood dreams are coming true. Mixing the two favorite things we loved in our youth – Sour Patch anything...

Jul 1, 2015

If You Name Your Next Child Quinoa, This Restaurant Will Give You $10,000

These days, you can pretty much name your kid anything – Apple, Salami, Slap Fish – but this New York...

Jun 22, 2015

Ice Cream Pebbles Sherbet Cereal Sounds Weird & Delicious

You know how your mom always said you couldn’t have ice cream for breakfast? Well she’s been officially proven wrong....

Jun 16, 2015

Olive Garden Food Truck Takes Over Italian Boston Neighborhood, Everyone Hates It

Listen up Olive Garden Food Truck: according to the majority of North End Bostonians, your puke-colored contraption is an abomination...

Jun 12, 2015

Deep-Fried Starbucks Coffee is F*cking Awesome

If you’re wondering whether or not you should attend your local fair, the short answer is yes. Because Deep-Fried Starbucks ...

Jun 1, 2015

Taipei Food Stand Only Sells Phallic-Shaped Eats

YouTuber Micaela Braithwaite recently went to Taipei and documented her travels, specifically an encounter with a food stall that only...

May 21, 2015

If You Ever Want To Get Laid Again, Stay Away From Fart Dip

When you’re stuck at a party the first thing you usually do – besides down a few cans of beer,...

Apr 22, 2015

Cotton Candy Fries Are a Thing That Exists in the World

And we don't know what to think about it.

Jun 27, 2014

A Real Life “Spongebob” Krusty Krab Restaurant Is Being Built In Palestine

According to some initial reports, it seems like there is a real Krusty Krab–the restaurant where Spongebob Squarepants works as...

Nov 19, 2013

Gluttonous Thanksgiving Turkey Leg Porn 2013 [57 PHOTOS]

Thanksgiving is next week–coming in kind of late on November 28th, which coincides with an early Hanukkah, making this the...

Sep 5, 2013

Chicken Everywhere May Soon Be Imported From China To Save A Few Pennies

Thanks, FDA. So much for the whole “American Made” craze. And there’s no law requiring to let you know where...

Jul 12, 2013

Yes, This Ron Swanson Omelette Happened [PIC DUMP]

The most important thing to keep in mind when making a Ron Swanson omelette is that you must use all...

Jun 26, 2013

Hungry For A Heart Attack? Try These Doritos Locos Tacos Wrapped In Melted Cheese Bacon

Thank the Lord of Diabetes this isn’t currently sold by Taco Bell and is not on the market anywhere else....

Jun 10, 2013

Breaking News For Lovers Of Late Night Drunk Food: McDonalds To Serve Breakfast After Midnight

I'm loving it™! Still don't understand why they wouldn't sell breakfast all the time, though.

May 28, 2013

LEGOS Are Not Only Amazing But They Can Look Delicious [PICS]

You know the kid who used to put Legos in their mouth? You know, the same one who probably used...

May 25, 2013

10 Weird Foods To Grill This Memorial Day [PHOTOS]

Whether you’re a risk taker, trying to impress your friends, or trying to gross them out, these will do the...

Nov 27, 2012

The Saddest ‘How To Make Nachos’ Video Ever [VIDEO]

As delicious as eating chili and cheese nacho dip is, it’s never something you’re terribly proud of. It’s not like,...

Oct 30, 2012

Eat Your Salad Out Of A Cone Like A Man

DudeFoods.com has done it again, this time creating the salad cone — a cone made out of croutons stuffed with...

Oct 21, 2012

From Russia With Love: You Have A Bear In Your Window [VIDEO]

Every week we see tons of crazy videos from Russia. Each Sunday, will give you one of our favorites. Hey, you know what would keep that bear outside of your kitchen? Closing the f**king window!

Oct 12, 2012

Deliciousness Denied: STD Cupcakes [PHOTO]

I should never had sex with those cupcakes. Sorry, cupcakes.

Oct 10, 2012

Beer And Bacon Battered Deep Fried White Castle Sliders Look Awesome, Of Course…

We've become desensitized to crazy food. I saw these beer and bacon battered deep fried White Castle sliders and I didn't even flinch. Well, I mean, I flinched in the sense of thinking, "Wow, that looks f***ing amazing" was my first visceral reaction. But I didn't flinch in the sense that I wasn't immediately filled with shock. He used cheeseburger sliders by the way. Did I mention that? So each bite...

Oct 4, 2012

How To Slice A Banana [VIDEO]

I don't know what I was expecting.

Oct 1, 2012

Restaurant In Kentucky Shut Down After Roadkill Was Found In The Kitchen …But At Least It Was Only A Deer, Right? [VIDEO]

Guys, did you even watch the video above? The owners said, “They didn’t know they weren’t allowed to do that.” ...

Sep 25, 2012

Pizza Hut’s Cone Crust Pizza Proves That At This Point Pizza Hut Is Just Screwing With Us [VIDEO]

Here's how this meeting probably went: "Hey, guys, know what everybody loves? Cones!" "What the hell are you talking about?" "You know, cones! People can't stop talking about how great cones are!" "Are you f***ing high right now?" "No, I'm not high, but our customers are, and they're going to love eating a cone crust pizza!" "This idea is ridiculous, but I'll let you give it a try under ONE condition...

Jul 21, 2012

It’s Junk Food Day: 50 Photos Of Classic Good Eatin’!

The official story is that National Junk Food Day—being July 21st—is the one day when you can indulge yourself...

Jul 7, 2012

Sexy Summer Girls Eating Hot Dogs

There were two major hot dog eating championships in NYC this week. Isn’t that crazy? To celebrate the July 4th...

Jul 6, 2012

20 Fried Facts About Colonel Sanders! [Happy Fried Chicken Day!]

When you  think about fried chicken, you think about–well, good stuff like delicious food, and bad stuff like heart disease....

Jun 14, 2012

Burger King Bacon Sundae Party! It’s The Chewiest Sundae Ever!

Bacon Sundae fever is sweeping America! Or at least it’s sweeping midtown Manhattan after COED went and placed the first-ever...

Jun 4, 2012

7 Similariti​es Between Space Travel and Going to College

As children, many of us dreamed of becoming astronauts and traveling to outer space. Unfortunately, the sad reality is that...

May 25, 2012

How to Have a Barbecue: COED’s Down and Dirty Guide

Want to have a Memorial Day barbecue? Want to have it without a debate over whether mesquite chips are better...

Apr 11, 2012

Pizza Hut Loves Korea More Than It Loves Us

See this smug bastard? He’s in a South Korean Pizza Hut ad, and he’s laughing at you. It was bad...

Jan 30, 2012

16 Essential Items For Your Super Bowl Party

If you’re planning on hosting a party this Sunday for the Super Bowl, please be aware that there’s a huge...

Jan 14, 2012

The 10 Awesomest International Food Festivals

There really isn’t much in this world more loved and cherished than food. This is why nearly every type of...

Dec 28, 2011

These 120 Things Are Made Better By Bacon

You might have heard the phrase "Cheddar Makes It Better," but cheese ain't got nothin' when it comes to beggin bacon. That's right, there's a host of stuff made instantly better with bacon: mayonnaise, cupcakes, ice cream and even Skyrim helmets. It goes without saying that the pig is going to make anything it touches better, so we're only limited by our imagination. Here are 120 ground-breaking inventors and philosophers who have tried to bring the diet-staple into every aspect of our lives. Check out their ideas after the jump!

Dec 13, 2011

University of Tokyo Produces World’s Biggest Kit Kat Bar [PHOTO]

Gimme a break. University of Tokyo students have made an 80kg Kit Kat bar measuring 100 x 60 x 20cm to encourage high school kids to study for upcoming college entrance exams. Kit Kat is considered a lucky food in Japan. Check out our lists of other record-breaking foods after the jump.

Nov 8, 2011

10 Extreme Chefs Celebrate Cook Something Bold Day [VIDEOS]

YouTube sensations Epic Meal Time are generally considered extreme because of their unrelenting use of booze and bacon in every meal. They eat off of various items typically used to harm others (wooden paddles, chainsaws, swords) slug Jack Daniels like water, and spit in the face of every Whole Foods-shopping, organic, free range-only, diet-conscious American who'd rather starve to death than eat a Chicken McNugget. So, in honor of Cook Something Bold Day, we decided to run down the list of extreme chefs that could give EMT a run for their dough. Check it out after the jump.

Nov 3, 2011

12 Killer WTF Sandwiches for National Sandwich Day

November 3rd is National Sandwich Day, which celebrates the birthday of John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich. Dude wanted to eat his meal with one hand during a 24-hour gambling event, so he instructed his servants to serve him his lunchmeat between two slices of bread. Few foods have done as much culturally as the sandwich has, so we're featuring some of the most outrageous and unique ones. Just be warned that once you're done reading this, you might never be satisfied with eating anything "normal" ever again. Check 'em out after the jump.

Oct 5, 2011

What a Kroc! 10 Things You Didn’t Know About McDonald’s [PLUS 49 WTF PHOTOS]

October 5th is Ray Kroc's birthday. Who the f*** is Ray Kroc? He was the genius that bought out some local burger joint called McDonald's back in 1954 and turned it into the juggernaut that it is today. Although Kroc died back in 1984 of heart failure (I'm thinking too many Big Macs or an intense lap dance or possibly both, the dude was 81) he will always be remembered for changing the way the world eats, but there are many things about the iconic Golden Arches you might not know. Check 'em out along with our gallery of funny, WTF McDonald's photos and some kick-ass Kroc-isms after the jump...

Sep 8, 2011

How To Cook With Booze On A Budget

Maybe it’s because I always see Top Chefs do it, maybe it’s become I’m a borderline alcoholic; but to me,...

Aug 19, 2011

The 5 Best Side Dishes To Pop Out Of A Box

I’m going to tell you a secret. Most of the delicious and impressive meals your friends have cooked you, they didn’t cook. The trick to making a meal seem totally home made is great boxed side dishes. After all, why do you think there is a Trader Joe’s in almost every college town? Here are some of the best boxed side dishes for every type of meal. Check 'em out after the jump.

Aug 16, 2011

A Registered Dietitian Wheys In On Packaged Protein

Broke ass college dudes can live off protein shakes and power bars in lieu of meals, especially in the post-spring break "Damn I'm fat” gym-heading season. But can these cheap ass meals-in-a-bar actually replace real food? Some say yes, as the lack of moisture can keep packed goods from decaying and the powdered form is more easily broken down. Others say you miss the grit from the real source. We have Registered Dietitian Rachel Tobin, M.S., R.D. whey in on the matter. Check out the good, the bad, and the ugly after the jump.

Aug 3, 2011

The Science Behind Munchies Plus Stoner Food Porn [51 PHOTOS]

Munchies are the unavoidable consequence of smokin' the reefer. Many would say the experience satisfying one's case of the munchies is almost like having sex. So, what is it about Mary Jane that makes us want to eat so much (and enjoy it more than usual)? While our tokin' broseph breaks down the science behind weed's effect on our bodies, we give YOU the munchies with this mega gallery of straight up stoner food porn. Try not to eat the screen. Check it out after the jump.

Jul 23, 2011

92 Hot Girls Eating Hot Dogs For National Hot Dog Day 2011

Some countries enjoy bratwurst, others sausages, but we in 'Merica loves us some hot dogs. As a country, we show our love by devoting today, National Hot Dog Day, to the delicious treat. As a website, we show our love by posting 92 chicks putting weiners in their mouths. Aren't we patriotic? Yes, you can show your support by throwing some on the grill later. For now, though, check out these 92 'not-dogs' enjoying some hot dogs.

Jul 22, 2011

7 Pretty Sweet & Easy Peanut Butter-Based Recipes

Humans evolved to like fatty, fatty foods. The more calories packed into the smaller package, the better. Why? Because before refrigerators, we were afraid we wouldn’t come across food for a while. This could be one reason why I looooove peanut butter so much (at least I’m telling myself that). I can pick up on the tiniest hint of it in anything. Those are my ancestral fat-feelers going off. Anyways, if you feel the same way about the creamy stuff, or if you're just drunk and finally have the guts to eat this often guilt-ridden food, you might like these alternative ways to use it. Check out our rad recipes after the jump.

Jul 21, 2011

19 Fictional Foods That Should Be Real Like Cheesy Poofs

July 21st is National Junk Food Day, which should be pretty self-explanatory. Just last week, news broke that Frito-Lay would put Cheesy Poofs into production, with plans to manufacture 1.5 million 2 38 ounce bags sold at the somewhat ridiculous price of $2.99 each. To honor these 2 momentous occasions we decided to take a look at some other fictional foods we hope make it to the marketplace (at a lower cost) in real life. Is this real life? We hope not. Check it out and let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.

Jul 19, 2011

Apps of the Week [Food Preparation, Cooking, Baking]

In today’s world, there’s an app for pretty much anything. And within these ‘anything’ categories, there are hundreds of individual apps to choose from. What should you buy? What should you try out? COED sorts out the best from the rest in our Apps of the Week feature. This week, we focus on things that will help you become a culinary wonder. Considering that you drop your phone in the toilet when using the bathroom, I'd consider keeping your phone away from any and all pots.

Jul 17, 2011

5 Flavors Ben & Jerry’s Should Make

Stoners the world over think Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors are the greatest thing since sliced bread. With names like "Magic Brownies" and "Half Baked" it's no wonder why this frozen treat is a favorite amongst music fest goers. If you're an ice cream fan (and I'm sure you are), you've probably come up with your own flavor names that you think Ben & Jerry's should have invented. See the ones on our list after the jump!

Jul 14, 2011

Impress Your One Night Stand With These Easy Breakfast Meals

Sorry, but that random person drooling on your pillow with their naked ass hanging over the side of your bed needs to be fed. Hey, if you didn’t want to feed them, you should have kicked them out last night when you finished. Whether you actually like the person and want to impress them, or the sex was so bad you need some comfort food to forget it, check out our list of some easy, delicious breakfast recipes after the jump.

Jul 3, 2011

7 Sloppiest Face-Stuffing Competitive Eating Contests

They probably have gastroenteroligists on call and could write up a review on every laxative under the sun, but they do it for the love of their, um, jobs? Honestly, competitive eaters travel all over the world to wreak havoc on their intestines and eat foods that dietitians shun to even say. Sounds like a full time job to me. Hopefully, it comes with health benefits because there have been some gut-wrenching (and probably ripping) feats out there. Check out our list of 7 top eating challenges after the jump.

Jun 16, 2011

How To Make 10 Essential Dude Foods

The crazy things you did in college were kind of cute, like when you would eat Easy Mac with a bag of frozen peas...still frozen. But now if a girl comes over (or more likely your parents) and you're still 'cooking' like you're in a stoned frenzy desperately pulling something together to satisfy the munchies, you will look more than a little amateur. Try putting on your big boy pants and learn to cook these meals after the jump!

Jun 15, 2011

16 Tacos In 1 Hour? Try A F***ing Tsunami Burrito in 10 Minutes, Broseph [VIDEO, PHOTOS]

I saw this video of Buzzfeed editor Gavon Laessig down 16 Taco Bell tacos in 1 hour - for all you math majors that's 1 taco every 3-4 minutes. I gotta say, I'm not impressed. I've crushed a Tsunami in under 10-15 minutes at 2 different Surf Tacos (my pic's on the wall of each restaurant). I'm pretty sure I could destroy at least 30 Taco Bell tacos in an hour. Maybe 45. See the video and pics of the world's biggest burritos after the jump!

Jun 2, 2011

Never Get Burned While Partying With The iGrill Thermometer & App

Summer's here. That means outdoor grilling. But while you're tending to the grill, you miss out on the other fun stuff at the party. You’re getting pretty hot having to hang around the grill, making sure the meat doesn’t burn while everybody else is having fun. Wouldn’t it be better if you could hightail it back inside and let iGrill do its thing but keep in touch like an ex-girlfriend stalker? That’s where iGrill is going to come in real handy. Read our full review after the jump!

May 27, 2011

5 BBQ Alternatives To Patties and Dogs

The healthy bandwagon. Not a convenient thing to jump on during barbecue season. Nonetheless, Memorial Day is around the corner and that means it’s time for poolsides and back yard cook outs. The thing is, more and more girls are going on gluten-free, fat-free, meat-free and generally most conventional-barbecue-free-item diets. Luckily, more than your usual hamburgers and hotdogs can be thrown on a barbecue. So you can still 'cook' for that banging chick and keep you friends happy simultaneously. Embrace the change and maybe she'll embrace you

May 19, 2011

7 Weird Ways To Make Nachos

Something crunchy. Something gooey. Something messy. Those are pretty much the essentials of nachos. Whatever particular ingredients you use to fulfill the requirements are up to you. But here are some suggestions in case you just can't quite wrap your head around nachos that wouldn't be served at whatever cheap Tequila-stained place-mat joint you and your friends usually get you Mexican Food grub on at. Check the recipes out after the jump!

May 9, 2011

15 High Calorie Meals That Are Hard-To-Swallow

Unhealthy foods might be more harmful to your insides than going shopping with Lindsay Lohan but it is just too tempting to pass up. Why worry about calories when the food you are eating tastes like you are sitting on the beach in the middle of the summer? Sometimes, it's good to be bad and to grab the tasty food over the healthy crap being shoved down our throats everyday. If you are willing to jump off the deep end and grab an unhealthy meal, check out our list of the worst possible options after the jump!

Apr 22, 2011

7 Tasty Snacks Fit For A Drunk

It’s been a long day, and an even longer night - filled with frosty pints of beer and dizzying shots of booze; only interrupted by the less-than-intelligent conversation with the nearest co-ed at the bar. On that hazy and winding stroll home, your group of drinking buddies begins to realize that recognizable feeling of the "drunken munchies," stricken with the desire to eat nearly anything and everything in sight. Whether you’re passing through the glorious fast food district, digging through a pile of take-out menus, or ransacking the fridge, there’s bound to be something which appeals to your inebriated appetite! Hit the jump to see COED's list of 7 tasty snacks fit for a drunk!

Apr 7, 2011

The 9 Goofiest Sports Posters of the 80s & 90s

• What's Glenn Beck Crying About This Time? • It's Every Guy's Indie Crush, Zooey Deschanel! • 10 Photos From Lindsay Ellingson's Smoking-Hot Victoria's Secret Lingerie Shoot • Female Fans Fight During Brewers Game • The 6 Worst Marvel Cartoons Of All Time • The Godfather In One Minute And One Take See More Awesome Links After The Jump!

Mar 28, 2011

Hot Girls Eating Corn Dogs for Something on a Stick Day [70 PHOTOS]

March 28th is Something on a Stick Day! Today's a day where we celebrate anything that comes on a stick: popsicles, cotton candy, lollipops. Our favorite is the oh so delicious corn dog. Much like babes sucking back beer bongs, catching things with their mouths, or taking a hot blast to the grill from a hand dryer, girls eating corn dogs goes down as one of the simpler safe for work pleasures in life. Enjoy our photo gallery full of females feeding on nitrate-cicles that definitely WON'T have you saying, "sh*t on a stick!" after the jump!