Florida

May 17, 2017

Strange Man From Florida Smooches A Rattlesnake And Gets More Than He Bargained For

A Florida man decides to kiss a rattlesnake and got a lot more than a peck on the cheek. I’m...

May 8, 2017

Florida (!) Man Pulls His Johnson Out At Church, Claims The Lord Told Him To Do It Because Of Course

I’ve never been the most religious dude. In fact, I feel like religion is something that’s kind of waning when...

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May 3, 2017

Florida Woman Arrested After Agreeing To Trade Sex For McNuggets

Florida police have arrested and charged 22-year-old Alex Direeno with prostitution after she agreed to perform a sex act on...

May 2, 2017

Florida Woman Yomna Fouad Arrested For Drugging, Having Sex With & Stealing From Men

Yomna Fouad, a 21-year-old Florida prostitute, told a judge that she seduced men after meeting them in Miami clubs and...

Apr 19, 2017

Florida Woman Found Passed Out In Driver’s Seat With Bottle Of Vodka & Her Kids In The Back Seat

Carolina Buitrago, a 39-year-old Florida woman, was arrested after she was found so intoxicated that she fell asleep in her...

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Apr 17, 2017

Florida Man Pretending To Be Cop Arrested After Trying To Pull Over Real Cop

Marcos Pacheo-Bustamante, 46, was arrested in Miami on Friday, April 14, on a felony charge of impersonating a Miami police...

FGCU Students Brought A Dead Alligator Into Their Dorm To Take Pictures Of It Because 2017

There are times I feel bad about the amount of heat Florida catches on the internet. As someone from New...

Apr 6, 2017

Florida Woman Murders Boyfriend, Tells Police ‘Don’t Worry About It’

Paula Lynn Hobbs, a 51-year-old Florida woman, is accused of shooting and killing her boyfriend. When police responded to the...

Mar 30, 2017

Substitute Teacher Arrested For Hosting Booze & Drug-Filled Party For Students On Senior Trip

Walton McClendon Johnson, a substitute teacher in Florida, has been arrested for throwing a spring break party for underage high...

Mar 29, 2017

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Mar 29, 2017

Florida Man Kills Roommate Who Was Moving Out To Live With Her Boyfriend

Randy Herman, a 24-year-old man from Florida, has been charged with first-degree murder after stabbing his roommate to death. Herman...

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Mar 21, 2017

Florida Couple Bring 5-Year-Old Into Bar, Puke Everywhere, Fight The Manager, Get Arrested

A couple of Florida degenerates are facing child neglect charges after Pinellas County deputies say they took their five-year-old child...

Mar 13, 2017

Florida Man Tries To Burn Down A Convenience Store Because They Didn’t Have His Favorite Orange Juice

Richard Lloyd, a Florida man who told police he wanted to “run the Arabs out of our country,” was arrested...

Feb 20, 2017

Take A Wild Guess Which State Has A Woman Who Blows People For $2.14 Worth Of Taco Bell

What happened to the good ole’ days when if you wanted a taco, all you had to do was go...

Feb 14, 2017

Florida Man Busted With 3 Pounds Of Weed, 17 Grams of Cocaine & 1000 Xanax Pills

Charles Vorpagel, a Florida man whose home was the location of a triple homicide during a Super Bowl party, has...

Feb 13, 2017

Homeless Florida Woman Arrested For Having Sex With Two Teenage Boys At A War Memorial

Maria Lynn Baker, a homeless woman from Ocala, Florida, was arrested after allegedly having sex with tw0 underage boys in...

Feb 13, 2017

Florida Boy, 5, Rushed To Hospital After He Was Found Chewing On Used Condom

Police have increased patrols near St. Lucie Elementary School after a five-year-old boy was found chewing on a used condom....

Feb 11, 2017

Florida Man Shot Wife In Butt After She Wouldn’t Consummate Marriage

Florida man Donald Royce may be 76-years-old, but this dude still likes to get it in. After being with his...

Feb 9, 2017

Woman Minding Her Own Business Killed After SUV Plows Into Her Home

Sarah Ruth Joshua, a 66-year-old Florida woman, was killed after a stolen SUV crashed through her Jacksonville home while she...

Feb 7, 2017

Brittney Jones Wanted By Police For Graphic Courthouse Video

Everybody’s favorite criminal and amateur porn star Brittney Jones is in some more trouble. Jones recently achieved viral fame for...

Feb 4, 2017

Florida Man Tried To Steal $7 Billion Because Jesus Wanted Him To

John Michael Haskew of Lakeland, Florida was experiencing some hard times. Back in December, he was unemployed and needed money,...

Jan 20, 2017

WATCH: Alligator Jumping Onto Boat Makes For An Entertaining Facebook Live Stream

Tylor Hindery and his wife Emerald were vacationing in Florida. The couple from Missouri decided to go on a boat...

Jan 18, 2017

WATCH: Guys Go Absolutely Bonkers When They Hook A Shark

This past Sunday, a group of very enthusiastic dudes lost their damn minds when they hooked a mako shark at...

Jan 16, 2017

WATCH: Gigantic Alligator Takes A Leisurely Stroll

On Sunday, Kim Joiner was walking around the Circle B Bar Reserve in Polk County, Florida when she crossed paths...

Jan 6, 2017

Florida Man Busted For His Weekly Routine Of Filming Upskirt Footage

Andres Jurado was arrested earlier this week for being a colossal creep. If we’re being technical, the actual crime was...

Dec 28, 2016

81-Year-Old Man Cops Plea Bargain After Beating Shuffleboard Rival With Cue

81-year-old Herbert Hayden of Florida recently copped a plea bargain for a shuffleboard-related incident back in September. The feisty senior...

Dec 22, 2016

Outback Bowl 2017: Date, Kickoff Time, Location & Tickets Details

Both carrying winless bowl streaks to Tampa Bay, Florida, Florida and Iowa both look to snap their postseason funk on...

Dec 20, 2016

While The Rest Of America Is Freezing To Death, Florida Is Experiencing Record Highs

Temperatures in South Florida soared to record highs this week with certain areas clearing 80 degrees Fahrenheit. In other words,...

Dec 16, 2016

Expert Negotiator Busted In Florida Prostitution Sting

Ryan Burdette is a 22-year-old man from Florida who had money in his pocket and lust in his heart. Like...

Dec 15, 2016

Florida Police Looking For Gas Station Robber With Drawn-On Beard

Florida police are searching for a suspect with masterful skills in disguising their identity. People are getting in their fair...

Dec 15, 2016

Florida News Of The Week: 114 Arrested For Human Trafficking

This is like some True Detective, Pizzagate stuff right here. It involved school officials and prostitutes, and the sting even...

Nov 29, 2016

Florida DUI Mug Shots Of The Week

Welcome to the second edition of COED’s new favorite series: Florida DUI Mugshots of the Week! Florida DUI Mugshots of...

Nov 22, 2016

Florida News Of The Week: Man Stabs Father Who Tried To Circumcise Him

There had to be some pre-existing beef between father and son in this situation, right? You don’t just go and...

Nov 18, 2016

Introducing COED’s New Series: Florida DUI Mug Shots Of The Week

It’s Friday and I just realized I forgot to do Florida News of the Week this week. Florida News of...

Nov 7, 2016

Florida News Of The Week: Kid Literally Kills His Grandmother Because She Hid His Beer

When I normally do Florida News of the Week, it’s usually a relatively benign story about some harmless Floridian hijinx....

Nov 2, 2016

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Glass Eye At Hospital Personnel

Edward Dorsey of Largo, Florida had himself a pretty rough weekend. I thought my weekend was bad due to a...

Oct 25, 2016

This Week In Florida News: Ax-Wielding Burglars Steal Thousands Of Dollars Of Medicine From Walgreens

Your boy had a generally rough weekend so I had to take the L yesterday and work from home. Happens...

Oct 17, 2016

This Week In Florida News: Driver Crashes SUV Through Dollar Store Window, Then Steals ATM, Police Have Zero Leads

I like to start my week with a little recurring series called “This Week In Florida News.” The reasoning is...

Oct 10, 2016

This Week In Florida News: Cops Apprehend, Handcuff An Alligator

I love a good Florida story. So much so that I basically do a weekly series on it, “This Week...

Oct 7, 2016

Hurricane Matthew 2016: Must-See Photos From Hurricane Matthew

Hurricane Matthew has touched down in Florida, flooding coastlines with waves of water and fear. Here is the hurricane, which...

Oct 7, 2016

Hurricane Nicole 2016: Forecast, Map, Path & Live Updates

There’s another hurricane brewing in the Atlantic. While citizens from Florida faced off against the destructive force of Hurricane Matthew...

Oct 6, 2016

Florida Man Loses Pants During Robbery, Is Later Arrested With Crack Pipe Up His Ass

Columbus Henderson had himself a less than stellar week. On September 26, the 350-pound man had a pretty fantastic plan...

Oct 4, 2016

This Week In Florida News: Parents Brawl Out At A Chuck E. Cheese’s

I genuinely hope every single one of these people’s employers sees this video. It’s one thing to get caught in...

Aug 4, 2016

Florida Story Of The Week: FBI Fugitive Lived In Florida For 40 Years Running A Wallpaper Store

Ahhhh, Florida. I know I bust your balls, but I love ya. I really do. Consistently, I will find about...

Jun 15, 2016

Today In Horrible/WTF News: A Two Year Old Was Eaten By An Alligator At Disney World

A two-year-old boy is missing and presumed dead after he was dragged into a lagoon by an alligator at the...

Jun 10, 2016

Tovonna Holton: Full Story & Details Of Snapchat Suicide Teenager

Tovonna Holton, a freshman at Wiregrass Ranch High School in Wesley Chapel, killed herself after a naked video of her...

May 20, 2016

25 HS Football Players In Trouble After Snapchatting “Extra Curriculars” In Bathroom With 15-Year-Old Girl

First, before we get going, I want you to take 10 seconds to try and guess where this happened. Ready…?...

Mar 18, 2016

Just Your Regular High School Pep … OH MY GOD DUDE YOUR FACE IS ON FIRE!

  You know what the kids say these days: it’s lit. Well, here’s to hoping this incident kills and buries...

Feb 29, 2016

SEC Basketball Standings: Top 14 Teams For Feb. 29

The Southeastern Conference has been one of the most competitive ones in all of college basketball this season with ten...

Jul 27, 2015

Clay Allen, Murphree Hall Shooter: Photos, Facts & Details

Clay Allen, the Murphree Hall shooter, has been named by police as the suspect in custody for a gunshot at...

Jul 27, 2015

Murphree Hall Shooting: UF Campus Facts, Details & Photos

University of Florida officials have reported that a gunman is in custody after a shooting at the Murphree Hall dormitory...

Jul 22, 2015

Florida’s Pi Beta Phi Sorority Video Is Hotter Than A Redneck Gasoline Bonfire

If you watched this afternoon’s video of a redneck trying to light a bonfire with gasoline, you’ll agree that the...

Mar 26, 2015

Purdue University Students Take Over Ft. Lauderdale, Flordia [VIDEO]

Warning: Do not swim in the water. For a very, very long time.

Mar 5, 2014

COED’s 20 Trashiest American Spring Break Destinations: 2014 Edition

Hide yo’ kids–but, more importantly, hide yo’ girlfriends/boyfriends, because Spring Break 2014 is here. In honor of that great American...

Oct 28, 2013

Travyon And George Zimmerman Costumes Are Hot Items For The Racists

Still having trouble deciding on a Halloween costume? Maybe you have kids and are looking for something they can sport...

Oct 8, 2013

The Weirdest Florida Mugshot Photos Ever Taken

Solely judging from some of the crimes that are committed there, Florida is the weirdest state in the country. You...

Jul 8, 2013

Say Hello To The Man Who Went Absolutely Bonkers On His Disabled Neighbor During 4th Of July Party

And by bonkers we mean 72-year-old Richard Rice of (surprise, surprise) Florida went over to his disabled neighbor’s house and...

Jun 10, 2013

Giant Mosquitoes 20x Larger Than Normal Are Now Invading Florida

Thinking about voyaging into the Sunshine State anytime soon? Well, you can not only look forward to the sweltering heat,...

May 31, 2013

Say Hello To The Florida Man Who Enjoys Having Sex With The Doors Of Store Front Businesses

Anthony Bruce Berry, 57, has been arrested for allegedly rubbing his sex organ against the door of a business in...

May 10, 2013

Are Florida’s Alligators Becoming Bounty Hunters? This Arrest Says Yes

Florida is as efficient at producing weird news stories for the public’s consumption as McDonalds’ ability to produce diabetes inducing...

Mar 16, 2013

ESPN’s Final March Madness Bracket Predictions [PHOTOS]

Today’s ESPN’s Joe Lunardi’s last day of “Bracketology,” which is Latin for “bulls–t guessing.”...

Feb 9, 2013

Florida Could Have Been More Sexist [PHOTO]

Florida’s government released its new ad campaign to attract businesses to the state, and of course, its logo ended up...

Oct 24, 2012

Did You See This Creepy Florida Gators Fan On Saturday? [VIDEO]

If not, WERE you this creepy Florida Gators fan from Saturday?...

Sep 19, 2012

If You Insist On Having Donkey Sex, Please At Least Keep The Details To Yourself

A Florida man was arrested earlier this week for having sex with a miniature donkey. Whatever. Not that bestiality is...

Jun 20, 2012

Asteroid Mining In Florida–And The Producers of AVATAR Are Watching [PHOTOS & VIDEO]

There’s an inner-space station off the coast of Key Largo in Florida. It’s the undersea laboratory Aquarius, which sits 61...

May 31, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse: The 5 Most Annoying Things About It

We’ve been joking about this for a while now, but the zombies are finally at our gates. First, it was...

Mar 14, 2012

The Bikini-Clad Spring Break Adventures of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens [63 PHOTOS]

In today’s “Get Me The F*ck Out Of The Office” news, the paparazzi has been going gaga for Selena Gomez...

Dec 17, 2011

Top 5 Reasons For College Football Super-Mega Conferences

As we start the beginning of the college football bowl season, the movement of college football teams to different conferences last has become one of the hot topics around the sport. Many college football analysts have predicted that we might end up having four or five super-mega conferences instead of the current number of eleven. As many are on the fence about this subject, here are the top five reasons why Super-Mega College Conferences would be a good thing for college football.

Feb 18, 2011

500 Daytona Spring Break Bikini Party Pics 2011

This weekend's Daytona 500 is sure to be bittersweet for NASCAR fans - it marks the 10th anniversary of Dale Earnhardt's fatal crash and the beginning of another adrenaline-pumping season. For many college students, Daytona is the SPRING BREAK destination of choice. This time of year marks their last chance to get in on some last minute Spring Break deals. To pay tribute to NASCAR's kick-off and to get you amped for a week of wet t-shirt contests and shady hook ups, we present you with a photo gallery of girls gone wild in Daytona to rev your engine. See the pics after the jump!

Oct 27, 2010

Thank You, Baseball Gods!

For all Mets fans, baseball fans or sports fans who didn't want to see the New York Yankees or Philadelphia Phillies in the World Series again, we can thank the Texas Rangers, San Francisco Giants and most importantly, the Baseball Gods.

Oct 4, 2010

College Football Wrap Up: Week 5

As the season goes on, the games start to get better. Over the last week of college football there were teams that stepped up, some that stepped back, others that kicked butt, and other that got there butt kicked. If you’re wondering what happened to the supposed best in the nation read on.

Aug 13, 2010

10 Greatest College Football Rivalries of All-Time

Sometimes you don’t really need to have a good reason to hate someone for any reason other than where they are from. Before you go crazy on me, I am not talking about racial profiling; I’m talking about college football rivalries. Every team starts the season with aspirations of division, conference, and/or even national title hopes in mind. Of course most teams can’t live up to those dreams. But there is a something that any team would gladly have as the consolation prize to a championship -- beating their hated rival. Here are the biggest rivals in the history of college football.

May 9, 2010

What Your Suitcase Says About You

Image is everything. Whether you are at a job interview, trying to pick up that hot chick at the bar, or just looking to get a teacher to cut you some slack on an assignment’s due date, the image you send out will influence the decision of the target in question. Try walking around an airport with a Wal-Mart Bag carry-on and see how many people will go out of their way to not help you. You go from VIP to ‘end of the line, loser’ faster than Usain Bolt on speed.

Apr 16, 2010

Wedgies of the AVP Volleyball Tour: Beach Volleyball Butts [44 PHOTOS]

No one appreciates beach volleyball butts quite like COED. From the the Girls of Olympic Beach Volleyball to the Ass-ential Beach Volleyball collection, we’ve always brought you the best butts from this insanely hot sport. And this year we're digging deeper into everything that the AVP Crocs Beach volleyball Tour has to offer.

Mar 9, 2010

Spring Break’s Going to Key West!

Clear blue skies, taste of salt water in the air, the smell of happy hour, it must be Key West! Go somewhere new this year for spring break and head down the coast of Florida. We got the best spots to hit and grab a drink and meet the hot Key West girls!

Mar 4, 2010

Top Ten Spring Break Destinations 2010

A fleet of Party Boats, Sin City, and Mas Tequila! The 10 Hottest Places to be for Spring Break 2010.

Feb 10, 2010

Doing Valentine’s Day Man Style- and Getting Away with It!

Everybody knows that Valentine’s Day is all about the business of selling lots of cards and candy to the lovesick,...

Dec 27, 2009

Willow Amura

Meet Willow, yes that is her real name. Willow is a 22-year-old from sunny Sarasota, FL is currently enrolled at the University of West Florida. She considers herself a big fan of Japanese culture and would probably truly appreciate out list of 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes.

Dec 3, 2009

College Football 2009 Week 14 Championship Week Preview: Cheerleader Edition

Thanksgiving is a thing of the past and now COED has refocused its mind on the lovely cheerleaders of those top ten teams heading into Championship Week 2009. With six unbeaten teams entering the final week of the season, plenty of BCS bids are up for grabs. Strap on your gear for the final week of the season.

Nov 19, 2009

College Football 2009 Week 12 Preview: Cheerleader Edition

The college football season is nearing its end. Conference titles are being handed out, bowl game combatants are becoming clear, and emo Senior cheerleaders are beginning to go ‘all out’ five to six nights a week. This week features The Game as an underachieving Michigan hosts Ohio State. Get out your beads and pocket your favorite pint as its getting cold in the stadiums across the nation on gameday.

Nov 12, 2009

College Football 2009 Week 11 Preview: Cheerleader Edition

With fall in full swing and six teams still undefeated, we are heading into the last leg of the season. This week features mighty battles in the Mountain West, Pac-10 and Big Ten – and yes, I included the MWC, which could surprise some people and find themselves in the national title game conversation (in the event of a miracle). Get ready as COED covers this week’s top ten lineup.