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  • Chubby Kid Has Spaz Of The Century After Mom Takes Away His GTA V [VIDEO]

    Easy there, big fella. Don’t want to hurt yourself before the diabetes gets it’s fair chance. Can only ima…

  • Kansas City Royals Fan Working It During Big Inning [VINE]

    The most exciting thing to happen at a Kansas City Royals game since, well, ever. OK, maybe the Pine Tar incident. But eve…

  • We Think The OKC Thunder Cheerleaders Look Just Fine [PHOTOS]

    You could argue that Thunder Girl Kelsey Williams is a bit bigger than most other NBA cheerleaders…

  • Kate Upton Has Some Advice For Curvy Women [PHOTO]

    Kate Upton wants curvy chicks to wear string bikinis.…

  • The Woman With The World’s Largest Hips Is The Woman Of Your Dreams [VIDEO]

    There’s “more cushion for the pushin’” and then there’s “time to open a cushi…

  • Lance Armstrong Might Have Doped, But He Never Called Betsy Andreu ‘Fat’ [VIDEO]

    It’s probably fair to say that last night during the Lance Armstrong confession, more men discovered that they h…

  • You’re Not Fat Because You Eat Too Much, You’re Fat Because You’re An Alcoholic

    A recent report by the National Center for Health Statistics shows that of Americans who drink once a day, alcohol acco…

  • Yes, This “My Fella Went Down on Me and Found the Neighbor’s Missing Kitten” Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

    I think that we’re all in agreement here that the weirdest part about the story is that this woman found a willing s…

  • 12 Awesome Thanksgiving Dinner Foods If You’re Gross

    Let’s be honest: Thanksgiving is a holiday most enjoyed by those of us who like to gorge ourselves. And who doesn&…

  • Yes, This America’s Largest Network Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

    America's Largest network, huh? Well what about if we lay her out flat on the ground? How about stand her up straight? Would the presentation make any difference to you? To see this and much more WTF-ness, check out today's edition of "Yes This Happened" below.

  • WTFin’ Weekend: The Birth Of The Swan [VIDEO]

    It looks like this guy could give birth to something else at any second.

  • Yes, This Ironic ‘The Camera Adds 100 Lbs’ T-Shirt On Television Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

    T-shirts — Is there anything they don’t say? No, not really. Which is why you should save the jokes for your…

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    If Celebrities Moved To Oklahoma ['SHOPPED]

    Truth be told, we’ve really got nothing against Oklahoma but these photos have us cracking up. Why is it that we lo…

  • Yes, This Disturbing Photobomb Happened [35 PHOTOS]

    The internet is a pretty unbelievable place, filled with everything from educational information to rubbish that can…

  • TV

    7 Fat Dudes Who Look Weird Without The Weight

    If the great state of Texas, the McDonald’s franchise and stretchy pants have taught us anything, it’s that bigger is be…

  • CANNOT UNSEE: Epic Beer Bellies That’ll Make You Boot [80 PHOTOS]

    After a nice long weekend of boozing and eating the fattiest foods in the world, you sink into a deep state of depression when you look down and can't find your weiner. You feel like you've got a baby on board and the Jersey Shore marathon where Sitch and Ronnie have their shirts off 24/7 isn't helping things. Well, do what we do, stare at fatties way fatter than you. There are a select few hotties out there who love to rub a good beer belly. Those women exist only in movies. To help you cope, we've put together this gallery of epic beer bellies. Check it out after the vomit.

  • 8 Signs Your GF’s Gonna Be Fat

    Not that there's anything wrong with that. They say most fat people are jolly. I'd agree with that statement for those chubbies who embrace their weight. For most others, though, packing on the pounds is worrisome. Some study somewhere shows that the number one killer (besides Ghostface - WU TANG FOREVER!) in America is obesity. Unless you're a genetic freak or gym rat, getting fat is an eventual consequence of getting old. You get lazy, you lose motivation. But, if your goal is to avoid this fate and you're looking for a partner who won't embarrass you, check out our guide to determining if you're gf will be gluttonous in our slideshow after the jump.

  • Hey Fat Skrillex, Did That Boxing Glove On a Javelin From a Potato Gun to Your Nuts Hurt? [VIDEO]

    In no way, shape, or form should this guy be fathering any children, so I'm alright with him taking a boxing glove on a javelin from a potato gun at point blank range to the nuts. His friends don't even wait for him to get properly prepared. The only way this video could be better is if there wasn't a boxing glove on the tip. Check out the video after the jump!

  • It’s A New Semester At Cartoon University [LINKS]

    • Even The Lord Of The Thundercats Gains The "Freshman 15" • Cute Dog Ruins Women's Soccer Match • Maxim Gets Their Hands On The Nintendo 3DSCharlies Sheen's Bangin' 7 Tracks To Have Sex To • See The Trailer For The "First Horror Film In One Continuous Shot" • 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts See More Awesome Links!

  • 9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

    • 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad FatherDanica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

  • Guide To Understanding How Fat You Really Are

    Are you starting to suspect that your morbidly obese but can't find anyone (besides an airline attendant) to confirm it? Well stop stressing and get answers! If you have man boobs or resemble any of these men, you're probably what they call disgustingly fat. But we're not grossed out by you because we know you didn't just wake up one day swimming in Double Down wrappers. No, you get fat in 7 stages. And you know what, don't even try to lose! Being a fat dude has tons of perks!

  • Angry Fat Guy Is Hilarious [Video]

    After seeing what it can do to a fat person who you make extremely angry on the Internet, I'm going to refrain from any negative comments about being over weight. But I will say that I once saw a woman at a Cracker Barrel who had to ask for a stool to hold up her gigantic stomach while she ate. Sorry, I just wanted to tell that story...

  • Bringing Down The Bounce House

    Bringing Down the Bounce House – Watch more free videos You know, there’s a reason they don’t allow…

  • COED Caption Contest

    “She’s only sitting next to me because I already ate her sister…” The Rules: Think you got us…

  • Girdles for Guys…Why?

    Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles. I underst…

  • The Daily Shocker: Fat Can Be Fit

    • Recent studies show that it’s the lack of exercise, not body fat, that’s unhealthy. • Experts break down…

  • The Daily Shocker: Fat = Healthy

    Keep eating those extra-value meals, fatty – you’ll get the last laugh. Spray Pancakes: the wave of the fu…

  • The Daily Shocker: Being Fat Saves Lives

    A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Me…

  • The Daily Shocker: Campbell’s Cream of Condom

    I’m Coming…To Dinner: Family in Denver finds condom in their Campbell’s soup can. Cream of Mushro…

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