Oct 16, 2013

Chubby Kid Has Spaz Of The Century After Mom Takes Away His GTA V [VIDEO]

Easy there, big fella. Don’t want to hurt yourself before the diabetes gets it’s fair chance. Can only imagine this...

Sep 17, 2013

Kansas City Royals Fan Working It During Big Inning [VINE]

The most exciting thing to happen at a Kansas City Royals game since, well, ever. OK, maybe the Pine Tar...

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Apr 28, 2013

We Think The OKC Thunder Cheerleaders Look Just Fine [PHOTOS]

You could argue that Thunder Girl Kelsey Williams is a bit bigger than most other NBA cheerleaders...

Mar 2, 2013

Kate Upton Has Some Advice For Curvy Women [PHOTO]

Kate Upton wants curvy chicks to wear string bikinis....

Jan 21, 2013

The Woman With The World’s Largest Hips Is The Woman Of Your Dreams [VIDEO]

There’s “more cushion for the pushin'” and then there’s “time to open a cushion warehouse.”...

Jan 18, 2013

Lance Armstrong Might Have Doped, But He Never Called Betsy Andreu ‘Fat’ [VIDEO]

It’s probably fair to say that last night during the Lance Armstrong confession, more men discovered that they had the...

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Dec 11, 2012

You’re Not Fat Because You Eat Too Much, You’re Fat Because You’re An Alcoholic

A recent report by the National Center for Health Statistics shows that of Americans who drink once a day, alcohol...

Yes, This “My Fella Went Down on Me and Found the Neighbor’s Missing Kitten” Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

I think that we’re all in agreement here that the weirdest part about the story is that this woman found...

Nov 20, 2012

12 Awesome Thanksgiving Dinner Foods If You’re Gross

Let’s be honest: Thanksgiving is a holiday most enjoyed by those of us who like to gorge ourselves. And who...

Nov 15, 2012

Yes, This America’s Largest Network Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

America's Largest network, huh? Well what about if we lay her out flat on the ground? How about stand her up straight? Would the presentation make any difference to you? To see this and much more WTF-ness, check out today's edition of "Yes This Happened" below.

Oct 22, 2012

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Oct 14, 2012

WTFin’ Weekend: The Birth Of The Swan [VIDEO]

It looks like this guy could give birth to something else at any second.

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Oct 2, 2012

Yes, This Ironic ‘The Camera Adds 100 Lbs’ T-Shirt On Television Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

T-shirts — Is there anything they don’t say? No, not really. Which is why you should save the jokes for...

Sep 17, 2012

Jim Gaffigan’s New Sitcom and Caleb Medley Released From Hospital [COMEDY NEWS]

Comedy writer Jeff Astrof is bringing Fat, Forty and Fired, a new sitcom based on the Nigel Marsh series of...

Jun 27, 2012

If Celebrities Moved To Oklahoma [‘SHOPPED]

Truth be told, we’ve really got nothing against Oklahoma but these photos have us cracking up. Why is it that...

Apr 10, 2012

Yes, This Disturbing Photobomb Happened [35 PHOTOS]

The internet is a pretty unbelievable place, filled with everything from educational information to rubbish that can make your brain...

Feb 14, 2012

7 Fat Dudes Who Look Weird Without The Weight

If the great state of Texas, the McDonald’s franchise and stretchy pants have taught us anything, it’s that bigger is...

Sep 3, 2011

CANNOT UNSEE: Epic Beer Bellies That’ll Make You Boot [80 PHOTOS]

After a nice long weekend of boozing and eating the fattiest foods in the world, you sink into a deep state of depression when you look down and can't find your weiner. You feel like you've got a baby on board and the Jersey Shore marathon where Sitch and Ronnie have their shirts off 24/7 isn't helping things. Well, do what we do, stare at fatties way fatter than you. There are a select few hotties out there who love to rub a good beer belly. Those women exist only in movies. To help you cope, we've put together this gallery of epic beer bellies. Check it out after the vomit.

Aug 19, 2011

8 Signs Your GF’s Gonna Be Fat

Not that there's anything wrong with that. They say most fat people are jolly. I'd agree with that statement for those chubbies who embrace their weight. For most others, though, packing on the pounds is worrisome. Some study somewhere shows that the number one killer (besides Ghostface - WU TANG FOREVER!) in America is obesity. Unless you're a genetic freak or gym rat, getting fat is an eventual consequence of getting old. You get lazy, you lose motivation. But, if your goal is to avoid this fate and you're looking for a partner who won't embarrass you, check out our guide to determining if you're gf will be gluttonous in our slideshow after the jump.

Jul 1, 2011

Hey Fat Skrillex, Did That Boxing Glove On a Javelin From a Potato Gun to Your Nuts Hurt? [VIDEO]

In no way, shape, or form should this guy be fathering any children, so I'm alright with him taking a boxing glove on a javelin from a potato gun at point blank range to the nuts. His friends don't even wait for him to get properly prepared. The only way this video could be better is if there wasn't a boxing glove on the tip. Check out the video after the jump!

Mar 26, 2011

It’s A New Semester At Cartoon University [LINKS]

• Even The Lord Of The Thundercats Gains The "Freshman 15" • Cute Dog Ruins Women's Soccer Match • Maxim Gets Their Hands On The Nintendo 3DSCharlies Sheen's Bangin' 7 Tracks To Have Sex To • See The Trailer For The "First Horror Film In One Continuous Shot" • 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts See More Awesome Links!

Mar 25, 2011

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

• 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad FatherDanica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

Jul 7, 2010

Guide To Understanding How Fat You Really Are

Are you starting to suspect that your morbidly obese but can't find anyone (besides an airline attendant) to confirm it? Well stop stressing and get answers! If you have man boobs or resemble any of these men, you're probably what they call disgustingly fat. But we're not grossed out by you because we know you didn't just wake up one day swimming in Double Down wrappers. No, you get fat in 7 stages. And you know what, don't even try to lose! Being a fat dude has tons of perks!

Aug 23, 2009

Angry Fat Guy Is Hilarious [Video]

After seeing what it can do to a fat person who you make extremely angry on the Internet, I'm going to refrain from any negative comments about being over weight. But I will say that I once saw a woman at a Cracker Barrel who had to ask for a stool to hold up her gigantic stomach while she ate. Sorry, I just wanted to tell that story...

Sep 3, 2008

Bringing Down The Bounce House

Bringing Down the Bounce House – Watch more free videos You know, there’s a reason they don’t allow adults on...

Jun 26, 2008

COED Caption Contest

“She’s only sitting next to me because I already ate her sister…” The Rules: Think you got us beat? Submit...

Jan 2, 2008

Girdles for Guys…Why?

Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles. I understand...

Dec 5, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Fat Can Be Fit

• Recent studies show that it’s the lack of exercise, not body fat, that’s unhealthy. • Experts break down the...

Nov 7, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Fat = Healthy

Keep eating those extra-value meals, fatty – you’ll get the last laugh. Spray Pancakes: the wave of the future…I think....

Oct 15, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Being Fat Saves Lives

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his...

Sep 11, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Campbell’s Cream of Condom

I’m Coming…To Dinner: Family in Denver finds condom in their Campbell’s soup can. Cream of Mushroom, indeed. (Denver Post) OMG!??!!!!??!:...