You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser? That scene from Joe Dirt is one kind of firework fail, but in this video compilation we're talking about the extremely painful, arm-ripping, ass-blasting, face-melting variety. You won't see a grander display of jackassery this Fourth of July, unless you're hoping to make the list next year. Check out the vids after the jump.
In no way, shape, or form should this guy be fathering any children, so I'm alright with him taking a boxing glove on a javelin from a potato gun at point blank range to the nuts. His friends don't even wait for him to get properly prepared. The only way this video could be better is if there wasn't a boxing glove on the tip. Check out the video after the jump!
Fails: one of the best reasons to waste your entire day on COED. From stupid Parkourers... Parkourites (the plural of those who parkour?) to helium balloon fires, here's a wrap-up of the best of the worst jump, ride, run, and stunt FAILs from the month of June 2011. Check out the awesome video after the jump. Big ups to TwistedNederland7 for pulling this together.
Yesterday, we saw an action-hero wanna be get blow'd the f*ck up. Today, I've got an even better treat for you. This guy is refilling a fuel tanker, you know, the trucks that are straight filled with gasoline. Since it's dark, he can't see what level the fuel is. This guy's smart so he uses an instrument to help him check. Does he use a A) Cell phone B) Flashlight C) Lighter? Check out the answer below in the video. If that's not convincing enough, the answer is C and he gets blown to sh*t.
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At the beginning of the month, we told you about Lake Superior State's list of proposed banned words for 2011. While we're the last ones to be censoring your freedom of speech, we also don't want to keep saying sh*t that frankly is old news. That's why we embedded a poll asking you to vote for the one word we, as an organization, should ban for the rest of the year. See the results after the jump!
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Just before the New Year, Lake Superior State University released its "List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness", an annual list of terms that should be banned from use for the coming year. The popular list began on Jan. 1, 1976, when former LSSU PR Director Bill Rabe and a group of friends known then as "The Unicorn Hunters" each contributed a few expressions they disliked to form the inaugural list. Since then, LSSU receives well over 1,000 nominations annually through its website, lssu.edu/banished. Check out the 14 words nominated for banishment in 2011 after the jump!
The holidays are a time when people throw their diets and exercise routine out the window. But as we get closer to the New Year, we reflect on what changes we need to make to look and feel better. One suggestion: hop on the treadmill. Of course, not everyone can handle such a simple task as walking or jogging on a moving converyor belt. Just ask the people in these epic treadmill fail videos.
Any plan occurring in a cafeteria that involves a "flying jump tackle" is practically destined to fail. Bring a glass-front vending machine into the picture, and it's all over.
Just the term "local news" invokes thoughts of failure. And that's not really fair, at all. We're sure there are tons of local news anchors, reporters and weathermen who do their jobs fantastically. But if these 15 hilarious videos are any indication, the entire local news industry is wrought with flubs, mishaps, crashes, falls and a whole lot of cussing. Enjoy!
Regular COED readers know that we're really into people failing. We're always on the lookout for photos and videos of people messing up, screwing up, and getting caught up. And luckily for us, August 2010 was a month chock-full of FAILS. From skateboarding falls to nut shots to BBQ stunts gone wrong, we're able to say August 2010 was a FAIL.
A game show is not any fun to watch if there's no drama or stupidity involved. No one wants to tune in to watch smart, nice people winning money. And that's why it’s always good for a laugh when the contestants mess up -- either because their nerves are shot or their brain just doesn’t have what takes to speak aloud.
You can't do it, but neither can they. Laugh with us at these hilarious attempts to jump, catch, dive, and tackle; oh, yes, and even the field isn't safe from wardrobe malfunctions. Finally you can feel better about yourself about being your high school's go-to benchwarmer.
Nothing like a hilarious sign fail to brighten the day! From innuendo to irony, plain stupid to plain bizarre, COED has all of your sign fail needs. We found 100 examples of the human race's tragic fall from grammatically-correct grace (circa the discovery of stating the obvious). Check it out, but beware of prostitutes, swimming over the speed limit, and no-pee zones..
Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There's just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it'll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.
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Set aside the whole "connecting the world" and "putting limitless information at your fingertips" BS. The most amazing power of the internet, by far, is its unrivaled ability to take the obscure and geeky and turn it into a cool, worldwide hit. There's a whole heap of popular internet-born social phenomenon; some are great, some not so much. Here's a quick guide.
Recently it seems like the Internet's been failing us with their lack of viral videos, fail pics, and crazy Justin Bieber fan art. But then like a humpday miracle we discovered this action-packed list of must see Youtube videos that will turn your boring work day into a weekday movie matinee. The kickass list cover everything from the up and coming Lady/Sir Gaga to the worst wedding DJ ever. Your entire life just got a lot more exciting.
The YouTube channel TwisterFail releases one video every month of the best Fail videos from the past 30 days. Released two days ago the May 2010 edition will have you laughing your a-- off at these bone crushing fails. Enjoy!