The Yankees have played in 16 of the last 17 postseasons; a feat 29 other fan bases would kill for. Except Yankee fans aren’t satisfied. Success isn’t defined by making it to October, it’s defined by World Series rings. And one World Series title in the last decade just isn’t going to cut it. The problem is, there are five main obstacles that they need to overcome to get number 28. "Tri-State Sports Guys" co-host, Mike DePalma, breaks it down after the jump.
It should come as no surprise that professional athletes party pretty hard - they're constantly under pressure, make serious bank, and have a roster of hunnies at their disposal. Coaches often talk about how champions are developed off the field. Sure, they're probably referring to early morning work-outs and film study, but these guys are bringing their A-Game to the bar and the club. I guess they just can't turn it off. Check out the hilarious gallery of your favorite athletes getting trashed below!
The scenario's all too familiar, you're sitting on your couch, out-of-shape, covered in food crumbs watching Conan, Jimmy, SportsCenter or... E! News... and you see a guy who's got it all. Money, looks, women - the dude isn't lacking in ANY of those categories. With the new body swap comedy "The Change-Up" hitting theaters August 5th, we decided to take a look at the 10 dudes we'd like to pee in a magical wish-granting fountain with. Check out who made the cut in our slideshow after the jump.
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In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we cover the closure of the world's most popular English language newspapers, George Hincapie's wormy leg, the lead singer of Smashmouth eating a sh*t ton of eggs, newscasters saying 'haboob', the Winnipeg Blue Bombers planking after a TD, new Lindsay Lohan pics, Fabulous spending $30k making it rain at a strip club, Mark Cuban 69ing a dude, ABC News hiring Elizabeth Smart, Roseanne's nuts, Swagger Jagger, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
In early 2010 we heard that Derek Jeter was building a seven bedroom, nine bathroom waterfront mansion on Davis Island in Tampa. At 30,000 square feet the house is as big as a Best Buy and the property alone costs $7 million. We had to see the house for ourselves so we decided to do a little detective work while in Tampa for our 30 Stadiums in 30 Days adventure this summer. The house was quite easy to find. We arrived at Davis Island and within a few minutes (and with the help of a few neighbors) we we're pointed in the right direction. As you'll see from the pictures the house is absolutely f--king massive! It is still under construction but the final product should be epic.
Back in December, we asked you, Joe G. User, who the worst sportsman of the year was. After a solid two months of voting, we have the answer. I'm kind of surprised at the results. I mean, not even close. Full results from the poll are after the jump along with a bunch of pics of our Worst Sportsman at his worst. Enjoy!
This is about that time when every site releases their annual lists of the best and worst that went down in the calendar year. It’s a time for everyone to reflect on all the memorable moments; to place a bow on the past and send it packing as we welcome Baby New Year. For the past couple years, COED has released our annual “Women That Wowed” list (here’s 2008 and 2009). It’s a rundown of the females in pop culture who made an impression on us – whether it was for posing nude, declaring their sexuality, or for demanding oral sex. Is it always about sex? No. Some of the ladies on this list might surprise you. They sure surprised us.
Drew Brees was recently awarded Sportsman of the Year by Sports Illustrated. Brees not only won a Super Bowl against Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts last February, but has made significant contributions off the field as well. Of course you tend to not hear about it since our sports news off the field typically focurs on DUIs or domestic abuse, a player’s displeasure with their current team, or better yet, where they are taking their “talents.” Brees is a breath of fresh air and we 100% fully endorse SI's selection. To ensure we have MORE of him and LESS of the other jackasses, we're doling out "awards" for the Worst Sportsmen of the Year.
A couple weeks ago, we brought you the hottest WAGs of the League Championship Series. Now that the teams for the World Series are confirmed, we revisit the trophy wives, road beef, better halves, and mistresses of the Texas Rangers and San Francisco Giants. We honestly have no idea how these guys can think about baseball with this eye candy trick or treating all over the place. And, if we're Ian Kinsler, we're wifing up Amber Leigh Hartman like yesterday.
Derek Jeter has officially locked up the First Lady of COED and it reminds us how much of a player (off the field) the Yankees captain is. "Friday Night Lights" hottie, Minka Kelly is only the tip of the ass iceberg for Jeter. In fact,the list of all the lovely ladies who are now simply Jeters Slew of Sloppy Seconds is still mind-blowing. But I guess this is what you get for being baseball's most awesome dude alive.
The League Championship Series begins Friday so COED decided to profile the hottest wives and girlfriends (WAGs). Face it, most players put on the cleats for the cleat chasers. Hot girls are drawn to professional athletes like Snooki is to a pickle. These women are proof it's good to be a Yankee, Phillie, Ranger, or Giant.
COED is known for two things: our love of popular strip clubs and our detective skills. Well last night combined them both when we realized that "Admirals," the number one strip club in Chicago, has an ad that includes a White Sox stripper holding a Derek Jeter game issue "New York Yankees" baseball bat. And don't start assuming that our detective skills are that top notch. It's not hard to spot these ads when they're everywhere from bar bathrooms to a giant truck driving around the city.
It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us – they do stupid sh!t Seeing photos of them getting wasted off their asses never gets old. To satisfy your need for these drunken fools, we’ve put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index.
"Mr. November" Derek Jeter is reportedly set to marry Friday Night Lights fox Minka Kelly in the month he earned his nickname. As they say, first come loves, then comes marriage, then comes SET-FOR-LIFE in a baby carriage. So, what will their kid look like? Our crack team of COED scientists used only the finest technology to create a simulation that merges #2's All-Star smile with Minka's flawless face. The results? Well, let's just say it's a face only a mother could love.
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It's Friday, wouldn't it be nice to pick up a nice girl at the bar tonight? Of course! (If you said no please exit COED immediately.) Unless your name is Derek Jeter meeting a new woman can be a daunting task. Most guys have NO CLUE how to do it, so they crash and burn, again and again.
Being a Yankee fan is a full-time job. Anyone who is not a Yankee fan hates the Yankees. It’s gotten a little cliché to hate them, but honestly, I’m fine with it. I’ve put together my case in defense of Yankee fans and encourage any Yankee haters to tune in.
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Last night in New York City Sports Illustrated honored New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter with it's 2009 Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year award. The award is presented annually to a person who excels in athletic performance and demonstrates great character, both qualities Jeter has strived to represent in his 14 years with the Yankees.
After seeing Derek Jeter with his arm around the First Lady last night, it reminded us how much of a player (off the field) the Yankees captain is. He's currently hooked up with "Friday Night Lights" hottie, Minka Kelly. But that's only the tip of the ass iceberg for Jeter. In fact,the list of all the lovely ladies who are now simply Jeters Slew of Sloppy Seconds is still mind-blowing. But I guess this is what you get for being baseball's most awesome dude alive.
There are currently 10 “Lifers” active in the MLB. A lifer is defined as a player who has played his entire career with one team, and who has been on that team for more than 10 years. The most obvious example of a lifer is The New York Yankees's, Derek Jeter. There are nine more lifers in the MLB.
Ever since George Steinbrenner faded away from atop the organization, the Yankees have thrown tradition out the window. Gone is The House That Ruth Built. Gone are the common blue collar fans. And now? Gone are the rights afforded to former all-time Yankee greats....
It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us, but for some reason, seeing photos of these guys getting wasted off their asses never gets old. So we've put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index. It'll have you counting your lucky stars that you suck at running in no time.
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