The John Madden Scale Of Rating Women

• This is how John Madden rates women
• The 9 Biggest Sports Meltdowns And Blowups
• CollegeHumor’s “We Ruined This Bar” (Ke$ha Parody)
• Chris Brown Loses His Sh*t On Good Morning America
• The 10 Greatest Comedy Roast Moments
• 10 Priceless Yahoo! Questions And Answers From 2011
• Come For The Whopper, But Stay For The Beatdown

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Steven Romano | March 23, 2011 6:00 pm

College

10 Things From Your 20′s That You’ll Regret When You’re 40

Don’t get me wrong – being young and having fun is as important as anything in life. But assuming you live past the age of 28, there are a few things that you just can’t get away with, without reaping some serious consequences. Here are the top 10 things you do when you’re young that, when looking back, make you wonder how you could have been such a complete and total dumbass. (Image used courtesy of The Lizard Man)

COED Staff | March 18, 2011 11:26 am

College

Danny McBride and James Franco Photobomb Your College Party Pics [5 PHOTOS]

Disclaimer: These pics of Danny McBride and James Franco photobombing the snot out of the most insane college parties are completely photoshopped – so don’t go sending them to TMZ looking for a handout. While our photos may not be real, the chance to bring these two mega stars to your campus for a crazy party is as real as it gets. Your school could host the world premiere of Your Highness, you just have to demand it. You gotta hurry, though, the deadline to enter is only a few days away. See the pics after the jump!

COED Staff | March 17, 2011 4:45 pm

College

7 Best Naked Runs And Streakers [VIDEOS]

Among many of college’s time honored traditions, streaking through town amongst your fellow students and freaking out the locals is considered the ultimate rush and, most important of all, brings a smile to the faces of the Animal House pantheon of gods. Per usual, authority figures don’t share this same level of enthusiasm when it comes to our youthful antics and that’s why the president of Tufts University in Massachusetts, Lawrence Bacow, has put an official ban on the school’s annual Naked Quad Run, calling it a safety hazard! We at COED call bullsh*t and that’s why we’re stickin’ it to Bacow by presenting the best videos of streakers and naked runs that the internet has to offer! Ban this, Lawrence!

Steven Romano | March 17, 2011 2:59 pm

College

Should Guns Be Allowed On College Campuses? [POLL]

The Houston Chronicle reports a hearing has been scheduled to discuss a proposed bill that if passed would grant college students and professors the right to carry guns on campus. Supporters say it’s a rights issue and critical for defending oneself and against mass shootings while opponents fear it will lead to more violence. Read our reaction and vote in our poll after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | March 16, 2011 3:52 pm

College

5 Things NFL Players Can Do During The Lockout

Last week, we brought you the 30 expensive things you could buy with the estimated $12B that could be lost during the NFL lockout. With football no longer on their schedule, players must seek alternative means to pass the time and, in many cases, make a buck. Before we were internet moguls… we were career consultants! That’s why we’d like to offer our services to the hundreds of pro football players who have grown tired twiddling their thumbs. As Tim Tebow or Kurt Warner can attest, idle hands are the devil’s tools. See our top suggestions for things NFL players can do during the lockout after the jump!

Travis Pulver | March 15, 2011 4:07 pm

College

15 Sexiest Topless TV Scenes On HBO

• The Best Boobs on HBO
• Watch a couple trannies duke it out in a taco shop (IRONY!)
• Bouncy Butts ‘N Boobies
• It’s Chuck Norris’s 71st Birthday!
• Kate Upton And The Greatest Photo Shoot Outtake Of All-Time
• How to get your 15 minutes of fame in college
• See pics of Charlie Sheen’s goddess, porn star Bree Olson

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Steven Romano | March 10, 2011 6:34 pm

College

These 6 Schools Might Host The World Premiere Of Your Highness

Last week, we announced a new contest in which your school could win the world premiere screening of “Your Highness” and an after-party with cast members Danny McBride (“Kenny Powers”) and James Franco. If you read carefully (you didn’t), you’d know 5 other schools can also host FREE screenings. This is the first time a movie premiere’s location has been decided by college students. Here are the schools currently in the top 6 slots. If you don’t go to one of these schools, go to eventful.com/yourhighness and vote. You have until MARCH 20th! Do it. DO IT NOW!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | March 10, 2011 4:01 pm

College

50 Greatest Music Scenes In Movies

• 50 greatest music scenes in movies
• This chick wears an 89G bra
• 6 Insane Versions of Famous Cartoons They Almost Made
• Chinese dude makes popcorn with a f***ing cannon
• 7 classes you need to take before graduating college
• Creepiest Cricket Fan Ever
• 10 Of The Worst TV Character Names Ever Broadcast

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Steven Romano | March 9, 2011 7:09 pm

College

2011 Comprehensive Spring Break Bikini Guide

When you think of a bikini, you might not realize that dozens of different styles exist. Most dudes think, “Oh yeah, I can see her midsection, sweet”. It’s to be expected when you go to most public beaches or pools – same ol’ traditional, conventional two piece bathing suit. Now, if you go to Lake Havasu, Las Vegas pool parties, or the more exotic locales for Spring Break, well, you’ve probably laid eyes on the beautifully crafted swimwear we’re about to show you. If you haven’t claimed witness to such spectacles and forgot to book your trip to Cancun, prepare to have your mind blown. See the full list with pics after the jump!

J Bryant | March 9, 2011 2:42 pm

College

12 Ways Sex Has Changed Over The Last Decade

• 12 ways sex has changed over the last decade
• 13 photos of classic cartoon characters classin’ up classic art
• Celebrate Booty Appreciation Day with bumbum beauty Suelyn Medeiros!
• 9 best sports or games to play while drinking
• 25 pics of bears doing things bears shouldn’t be able to do
• How the hell is this guy typing?
• 5 apps Facebok needs to invent

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Steven Romano | March 8, 2011 6:27 pm

College

Megan Fox Plays With An Ice Cube

• Too much Megan Fox in your life? NEVER!
• Hollywood’s Hottest Monster Lovers
• Creepy girl scares the shit out of hotel guests… and us!
• Off-Campus housing can kinda suck…
• This man demands you treat him like a horse
• Odin’s beard! Check these Viking babes!
• Thomas the Tank Engine the Transformer? Whoa!

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Steven Romano | March 7, 2011 6:09 pm

College

Bring The World Premiere of “Your Highness” To Your College

COED was one of the first sites to publish stills of Natalie Portman wearing a thong in the red band trailer for “Your Highness“. The movie is from the director of Pineapple Express and stars Danny McBride (Kenny Powers), James Franco, NatPo, and Zooey Deschanel (Elf, 500 Days of Summer). Now, your school has the chance to host the world premiere of “Your Highness“. This is the first time the location for a movie premiere has been determined by college audiences. Find out how to make it happen after the jump!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | March 2, 2011 2:43 pm

College

5 Things To Consider When Looking For A New Place To Live

It’s that time of year again when landlords are knocking at your door, bugging you about renewing your lease so he or she doesn’t have to look for new renters in the fall. If you’re tired of his or her bullsh*t, looking to upgrade, or just moving out of the dorms consider these tips on looking for a new place to call yours next year. See the list after the jump!

Rémy Thurston | February 27, 2011 12:00 pm

College

Is Your School FRAT? Here’s How To Tell

What makes a school frat? Just because your school has a greek system does not make it frat. National greek house needs to make money, so if a student can gather enough support to get the national office’s attention then that person can be granted a charter for a house. Is a school that has a good athletic program automatically make it frat? A solid athletic program allows the university to have a frattier experience but by no means is that school frat. Example: University of Southern California is not frat. Southern Methodist University is FRAT. Please refer to the descriptions below to determine if your school is indeed FRAT. Read more after the jump!

wes1855 | February 21, 2011 3:30 pm

College

He Said / She Said: “Dormcest” (Hooking Up With Roommates/Neighbors)

He Said/She Said is a new series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking. Every week we’ll be throwing out a topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: hooking up with a roommate, suitemate, or neighbor. See what we have to say after the jump!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | February 15, 2011 2:00 pm

College

Is College Worth The Time And Money? [POLLS]

A recent report says that after two years of college, 45% of students learned little to nothing. After four years, 36% of students learned almost nothing. Meanwhile, the cost of college keeps rising. So, is it really worth your time and money to go to college? Author James Altucher has come up with 8 Alternatives to College, many of which don’t require a college degree to do. So, what do you think? Let us know your thoughts after the jump!

COED Staff | February 9, 2011 12:06 pm

College

WTF News Of The Day: Sit On My Facebook, Parrot 4 Play, Creed Helps Boy Escape Wolves

Reuters reports the third annual sex survey by Shape and Men’s Fitness magazines revealed nearly four out of five women and three of five men say they believe texting, Facebook and other social networking tools cause new couples to jump into bed faster, but only 38% of women say they have actually slept with a date any sooner because of digital intimacy.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | February 2, 2011 12:09 pm

College

WTF News Of The Day: James Franco 101, Professor I.P. Freely, Hamlet’s On Trial

Today’s WTF news items feature a new college course that is sure to be a hit with the ladies (and closet homosexuals), a college math professor who pees by the numbers, and a 400 year old homicide case that still has a hung jury. Read more after the jump!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | February 1, 2011 12:40 pm

College

8 Types of Facebook Creepers

With Jesse Eisenberg hosting Saturday Night Live this past weekend and The Social Network looking to snag a few Oscars in a little under a month, we thought we’d take a look at 8 types of creepers Facebook’s created. If you’ve seen The Social Network, Jesse’s portrayal of Mark Zuckerberg might lead one to believe Facebook’s founder is a creeper himself. What do you think? Take a look at our rundown and let us know in the comments.

COED Staff | January 31, 2011 11:47 am

College

How to Keep Loafing After Graduation

You can try putting it off by switching majors or reducing your semester workload, but it’s inevitable – eventua…

Jeff - University of North Texas | January 23, 2011 11:30 am

College

WTF News Of The Day: Hooker Refund, Croc-a-dial, and Gross Jeans

Today’s WTF news items feature a very ballsy college student who wasn’t happy with his hooker, a Ukrainian crocodile who gets better reception than AT&T, and a Canadian college kid who probably doesn’t get laid a whole lot. Read more after the jump!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | January 21, 2011 12:30 pm

College

Body Shot Babe Bonanza

Nothing combines two of our favorite things in life – hot chicks and alcohol – like the body shot. Sure, it might not be the most sanitary way to get drunk, but it’s definitely as hell is the sexiest! We’re not even sure what it is that makes these lovely ladies want to lay down on a sticky bar, strip down to nearly nothing, get covered in everything from salt to a buttery nipple…

COED Staff | January 16, 2011 3:00 pm