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  • Of Course Justin Bieber Made His Bodyguards Carry Him Up The Great Wall Of China

    Of course he did. After all you don’t become one of the Most Popular Women On The Web by acting like man. Because f*c…

  • Say Hello To The Chinese Man With A Nose Growing Out Of His Forehead

    Yup. That’s a nose growing out of his forehead.

  • Chicken Everywhere May Soon Be Imported From China To Save A Few Pennies

    Thanks, FDA. So much for the whole “American Made” craze. And there’s no law requiring to let you kn…

  • Chinese Dashcam Catches Falling Boulders That Would Make You Shat Your Pants [VIDEO]

    China slowly but surely catching up with The Motherland in dashcam video worthiness. Just with the exception of road ra…

  • Chinese Are Dressing Up Their Dogs In Pantyhose Because Why Not

    Apparently it’s not rude to play with your food in the Far East. . “Dogs Wearing Pantyhose” is curre…

  • Pole Smashes Through Bus Windshield In China Nearly Killing Driver [VIDEO]

    Hot on the heels of that Chinese sinkhole, more dramatic footage from China: a lamppost flying through the windshield o…

  • Security Footage Captures Four-Story Sinkhole Swallowing Man Whole [VIDEO]

    WARNING: FATAL VIDEO ABOVE Yesterday, rain in Shenzen, China caused a four-story sinkhole to open up right outside of a…

  • How To Sneakily Convince Your Love Interest To Rub Your Semen On Her Face

    Just when you thought a woman escaping the police in a Power Wheels truck was going to be the weirdest story you heard all d…

  • Chinese Water Torture [VIDEO]

    The Chinese government sure has a weird way of silencing dissidents.…

  • Nothing Tastes As Good As A Live Scorpion On A Stick [VIDEO]

    They say you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a scorpion kebab. Wait… Did I say “they?̶…

  • One Of The Most Incredible Explosions You Will Ever See [VIDEO]

    With over a million views, many of you may have already seen this natural gas tanker explosion that happened in China on Saturday. If not, it's certainly a video worth seeing. According to the Telegraph, five people died in the incident, so outside of that, I'll leave you to watch without any additional comments.

  • You Know How I Know That You’re Whipped? [PIC]

    Because you're letting your wife stand on your back with her HEELS ON. Everyone knows you ask your wife to take her heels off before you let her use you as a human stool.

  • Super Soaker Wars Between China and Japan Are Hilariously Non-Lethal [PHOTOS]

    I'm not sure how many of you have actually been following international politics when there are domestic issues (like NFL referees) to worry about, but there's currently a territory dispute between Taiwan, China, and Japan over a series of small isles called the Senkaku Islands. This isn't something we'd bother telling you about except for the fact that the dispute recently involved some of the biggest super soakers on the planet.

  • Chinese Man Gets F’d Up After Slashing A Tire [VIDEO]

    With a lot of these here funny YouTube videos, sometimes it’s best to not know the full story. All we need to know he…

  • Woman Kills Man By Smashing His Testicles With Her Bare Hands

    Yes, you read that headline correctly. A woman in Haiku City, China has allegedly killed a man in a parking dispute by …

  • The Dangers Of Walking On The Sidewalks In China [VIDEO]

    We’re all for making fun of people hurting themselves because of texting and walking, but I don’t think we…

  • Just Chinese Soldiers Playing Hot Potato With A Live Grenade [VIDEO]

    We’re still questioning the validity and authenticity of this video. We know military training is intense, you…

  • Crazy Coked Up Panda [VIDEO]

    Panda's are sometimes known to bust into the unguarded storehouses of sugar cane refineries in China and pretty much go to town on the sweet sugar sitting there. But what this panda in the video might of thought was sugar turned out to be pure cocaine; hey, they're both white and powdery, right? And if this video is anything to go by, he must be feeling one hell of a buzz! It'll be a while before he comes down from his high, but for now, watch this video of a coked up panda that puts Lil Wayne to shame!

  • 5 Types Of Movies You Can’t See In China [VIDEOS]

    When it comes to censorship in media, you can't get more strict than China. Everything from literature to television is under constant watch to make sure cultural revolutions and individual criticisms are averted. You can't listen to Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy in China for obvious reasons. Television news broadcasts that may paint an ugly picture of China have been blacked out. They have even completely censored YouTube, Facebook and Flickr from their internet. These crazy bans have even spread into their cinemas which have become much more strict about certain movies allowed to screen in their country. Here are a few types of movies you can bet you won't see in China. At least, not in the theater. They have everything on bootleg. See our list before you hop to China after the jump!

  • The 6 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Sex Tapes

    One of the most talked about news items the past few weeks has been the Carrie Prejean sex tapes which even earned her an interview on Larry King Live where she managed to make herself look like a bigger idiot than before. The sex tape craze has been big among D-List celebrities in the past few years and if you were thinking "who cares?" about the Prejean sex tape, here are some that you may have missed... hopefully.

  • Movies This Week: September 3, 2010

    After initial estimates crowned "The Last Exorcism" as king of last weekend's box office, the final tally showed "Takers" edged out the "get out of my daughter, Devil" thriller. By the way, CRAZY ending in TLE. Hopefully, you've avoided all spoiler alerts. I didn't. Frowny face. This week's entries feature big ass knives, long distance relationships, international espionage, chicks basketball, vampires, dogs, jailbait, Chinese trains, and 9/11. We're holding your eyeballs hostage until The Discovery Channel starts airing some earth-friendly programming!

  • 5 Reasons Why We Need Teleportation Now

    Beam me up Scotty; there is no intelligence life down here. Captain Kirk and the rest of the Star Trek crew had it right when they utilized the teleportation system to get from point A to point B. The traditional methods of moving around are not good enough to get the job done anymore; they are too dangerous. However, with the need to go to crazy places like work, school, dates, vacation, and most importantly the bar—we need to travel. Travel simply sucks these days, but if we could teleport it would not be half bad and the pitfalls that plague most travel methods would not be an issue.

  • Movies This Week: August 20, 2010

    Expendables shot its way to #1 whlie Eat Pray Queef ate prayed and queefed its way into the second slot. Scott Pilgrim fai…

  • Google vs. China: All Out Cyberwar Or Sissy Slapfight?

    After discovering that hundreds of politically sensitive Gmail accounts had been hacked by the Chinese government, Google’s giving China a choice – let us provide uncensored search results on Google.cn, or we’re pulling out of China.

  • TV

    Survivor Babes: the Real All-Stars

    Besides kicking off the age of reality television, Survivor has actually done men of the world one tremendous service-…

  • How to Fall Through a Roof [Video]

    All I'm going to say is, if you're going to snoop around like a cat burglar, it's probably a good idea to have some clue as to how to walk across a roof without it falling in on itself... four times! I'm mean, seriously, dude. You're in China. They're not exactly known for making things that last forever. If you were climbing around on the pyramids, then maybe, but this is just freakin' ridiculous.

  • American Graduates Finding Jobs in China

    Shanghai and Beijing are becoming new lands of opportunity for recent American college graduates who face unemployment nearing double digits at home. Even those with limited or no knowledge of Chinese are heeding the call. They are lured by China’s surging economy, the lower cost of living and a chance to bypass...

  • Internet Addiction Camp Counselors Beat 16-Year-Old Boy To Death

    What the heck is going on in China. Today, Wall Street Journal is reporting that a 16-year-old kid was beaten to death in “internet addiction” camp by his counselors. They were supposed to treat him but became agitated with him and ended up killing him instead.

  • Google Goes Porn-Free… In China

    Anytime you need to ask yourself why it's good to be American, just remember all the freedoms you enjoy, that people elsewhere are less fortunate. Freedoms like being able to look at whatever porn you want (within reasonable boundaries), whenever you want.

    See, if you lived in China, that wouldn't be the case, as Google has agreed to remove all the porn from Google's searches! All of it.

  • Swine Flu Fashion Tips

    Following the Swine flu epidemic on TV is pretty intense. Way better than Bird Flu, and a contender with the economic recession. Today, I saw a couple people on the New York City streets sporting surgical masks. If this trend continues soon New York is going to look like China. I didn’t want to be left out...

  • Spanish Olympic Basketball Team to World: We Chinese, We Play Joke…

    And next they will probably try to pee in your coke. In a decidedly uncool move, the defending Olympic Men’s B-Bal…

  • China Bans Black People From Bars Near Olympic Grounds

    Yeah, you read that right. Chinese authorities have secretly demanded bars deny service to black people and other R…

  • Big Brother Gives Sweden Pink belly, People Outraged.

    In a fit of fear inspired by terrorism and Internet crime, former privacy-is-sacred country Sweden has decided to chan…

  • The Daily Shocker: Who Farted?

    Tom Cruise asks the eternal question: “Who farted?” (AZ Central) UK fitness levels for women are “…

  • Foreign People are Damn Weird!

    Why are foreign people so damn weird? I’ve never been abroad to China, very Eastern Europe, South America or Afri…

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