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Oct 28, 2010News
6 Places You Don’t Want to Get Caught Fapping

6 Places You Don’t Want to Get Caught Fapping

There are a ton of places you can masturbate privately and safely. Yet, there are some folks (*cough* George Michael *cough* Paul Reubens*) who just can't keep it in their pants. Recently, ESPN producer Neil Goldberg was caught masturbating on a stool outside his neighbor's window while she got dressed. While we admire Neil's gusto, we suggest taking the easy route and taping her for viewing enjoyment later. No harm. No foul. Right, Erin Andrews? Here are the six WORST places to get caught pullin' the pud...

Sep 7, 2008News
How To Avoid Getting Caught Jackin’ It In College

How To Avoid Getting Caught Jackin’ It In College

It was about 1:30 in the morning on a Thursday night and I was doing what most red blooded males...