caught masturbating

  • 6 Places You Don’t Want to Get Caught Fapping

    There are a ton of places you can masturbate privately and safely. Yet, there are some folks (*cough* George Michael *cough* Paul Reubens*) who just can't keep it in their pants. Recently, ESPN producer Neil Goldberg was caught masturbating on a stool outside his neighbor's window while she got dressed. While we admire Neil's gusto, we suggest taking the easy route and taping her for viewing enjoyment later. No harm. No foul. Right, Erin Andrews? Here are the six WORST places to get caught pullin' the pud...

  • How To Avoid Getting Caught Jackin’ It In College

    It was about 1:30 in the morning on a Thursday night and I was doing what most red blooded males do–masturbate. In m…

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