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Jun 26, 2010

Sweet Ass Entourage – Season 7 Premiere Tonight!

Tonight marks the premier of season 7 of the HBO hit series, Entourage. While this show has pretty much everything going for it, one thing it has in abundance is ridiculously smokin' hot chicks. So we thought we'd combine two awesome things - Sweet Ass Tuesday and the lovely ladies of Entourage - to give you hands down one hottest things you'll ever see: Sweet Ass Entourage. Don't worry, you can thank us later.

Jun 25, 2010

2010 World Cup Cheerleader Showdown: Mexican Porristas Vs. Beach Soccer Cheerleaders

The 2010 World Cup has everything (sexy superfans, bodypainted beauties, fired referees) except a cheerleading squad that the whole world can cheer on. So we're doing our civic duty and narrowing down the competition to find the sexiest candidates for 2010 World Cup Cheerleading squad. Will it be the smoking hot Mexican Porristas from Mexican Football league of the Cheerleading babes of the Beach Soccer World Cup? Help us decide so we can pass the message along to FIFA.

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Jun 22, 2010

USA Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup [63 Photos]

The U.S fans have more than made up for the fact that they never watched soccer before the World Cup. The fans are looking more patriotic than ever and we're pretty sure these latest superfan photos will blow the competition out of the water. So get out your vuvuzela, throw away your drafted letter to get that ref fired, and get ready to call in sick to work tomorrow to help cheer on the U.S Soccer Team.

Jun 21, 2010

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup: June 21 [76 Photos]

The vuvuzelas aren't the only things getting a rise out of us at the 2010 World Cup. The sexy superfans are also continuing to get us hot and bothered every time we turn on the TV. So hot and bothered that we debated emptying out our bank accounts just to buy the plane tickets to see these super fine fans in person, But decided to spend the the entire day looking at these amazing photos of the sexiest superfans instead.

Jun 18, 2010

2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: Chinese Edition [32 Photos]

The action keeps heating up in the 2010 FIFA World Cup and everyone is doing their part cheering on their country's team. But what if your country sucks at playing soccer... like China? Well, do what these gorgeous Chinese models have done and give your body to the World Cup. No, we're not talking about prostitution. We're talking about using bodypaint to let everyone know exactly what team you're cheering for. Because nothing says I'll do whatever it takes to be involved in the excitement like painting yourself with pride.

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Jun 17, 2010

10 Porn Movies You Don’t Want To See (Based On Titles)

When puttering around the back of some dive video store on a lonely Friday night or surfing the 'net for some self-love aides, sometimes one can become very selective. Sure, you can search for boobs or any number of fetishes from feet (shrimpin'?) to bondage to BBW, but sometimes that's not good enough. Sometimes, it's a movie's title that sucks you in. The following ten porn movie titles probably won't move the needle and should be avoided at all costs.

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 15th [85 Photos]

The competition during the games isn't the only thing heating up at the World Cup. The Sexy Superfans are getting hotter by the day and we're having some major trouble deciding which country has the sexiest fans. The only thing we did figure out was that it doesn't matter which teams win, because as long as these smoking hot photos keep surfacing, we're all going home feeling like champions.

Jun 15, 2010

2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babes: Germany Vs. Australia

While you were prepping for the World Cup by buying a 3D TV and frantically googling the rules of soccer, erotic actress from Germany and Australia were psyching up their countries by posing nude. The super sexy models weren't hiding their team spirit when they decked themselves out in patriotic body paint. Which country had the sexier models? You'll have to decide that for yourself.

Jun 14, 2010

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Jun 11, 2010

Bangin’ Boricuas: 2010 Puerto Rican Day Edition

Throw on some J-Lo and strap on your dancing shoes because June 13 is Puerto Rican Day! If you live in New York City, you know that means traffic will be backed up for hours, blocked by one of the biggest (and craziest) parades in US, with 80,000 participants and more than 3 million onlookers. If you don't live in NYC, then you're missing out on some serious hotties. But don't worry, we've got your covered with this sexy collection of the most bangin' Boricuas on the planet.

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Jun 11, 2010

The World’s Largest Bodypaint Soccer Babe Bonanza 2010

Playing soccer in South Africa can get extremely hot. And we're not just talking about #1 soccer WAG, Abigail Clancy. We're talking about the greatest players in the world sweating their asses off as they try to become the world champions. And that's why we're proposing they check out these super sexy bodypainted soccer uniforms that allow them to show team pride without having to put on any clothing.

Jun 10, 2010

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 World Cup [300 Photos]

Remember the last time you went to a big sporting event and the female fans went all out by showing their team spirit in every which way possible? No? Well that's probably because you were stuck in America where women throw on a baseball hat and quietly cheer for their team. Not so at the 2010 World Cup where women deck themselves out in team spirit and show us the true meaning of a sexy superfan.

May 27, 2010

The 10 Most Badass Women of Hollywood

Gone are the days when men would rule the "tough guy" roles in film. More and more women have made their way into the leading roles where strength and tenacity are key. These women have fought everything from zombies to psychotic murderers, all while bringing class and hotness to the screen. These are the truly badass women of Hollywood and it's time they get some recognition.

May 27, 2010

The Ass-entials of Pole Vaulting

Our goal at COED is to make your life as easy as possible. Why waste time surfing the internet at work for half-ass NSFW material when we're able to provide you with everything from the ass-entials of beach volleyball to the ass-entials of Alicia Sacramone and Nastia Liukin. IN fact, why even waste your time working when we're presenting you with the ass-olutely fantasstic ass-entials of pole vaulting.

May 21, 2010

Bodypaint Babe Bonanza 2010

Looking to go on a cultural getaway this weekend? Well look no further than our Bodypaint Babe Bonanza 2010. We're talking artwork that makes Monet look like a second grader with finger paints. You'll feel like you deserve an art history degree after spend some quality time studying these exquisite photos.

May 17, 2010

Sexy Oil Spills… a.k.a. Baby Oil Covered Babes [72 Photos]

The BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is growing worse by the day and the only solutions BP have must have been brainstormed by a distinguished group of stoned college students. While we're certainly not qualified to offer any valid solutions, we do think there's a silver lining to this global disaster. It's an awesome excuse for us to feature smoking hot babes dripping in baby oil.

May 14, 2010

32 Amateur Jessica Alba Ass Pose Attempts

Every once in a while a celebrity does something so amazing and so awe inspiring that we have to devote an entire post to her genius. Four years ago Jessica Alba wowed the world with an ass pose so perfect and so sexy that we named it the Alba ass shot. And just because it's impossible to improve upon perfection, doesn't mean that countless amateurs are sticking out their asses and trying their hardest to recreate magic.

May 14, 2010

5 Most Sexually Misleading Infomercial Titles

It's late, perhaps you're a little drowsy or even buzzed. Plopped down in front of the tube, you begin scrolling through the cable or satellite menu when... bam! Jolted from your semi-conscious stupor, you see words like 'naked' or 'booty' and the blood begins pumping again. What then did you stumble upon? Only the most misleading, deceptive, grab your attention marketing strategy on television yet: The infomercial!

May 5, 2010

Sexy Cinco de Mayo Mexican Models

Originally, Cinco de Mayo was about Mexican victory over the French but these days it's more about seeing how far gone the bottle of tequila can go before somebody blacks out. So we've put together a collection of the 44 hottest Mexican models on the planet. Maybe that will make you want to stay conscious this year. Salud!

Apr 21, 2010

A Little Tree Pr0n to Get Your Earth Day On

You would be lying to yourself if you didn’t admit that you’ve walked by at least one fine looking tree...

Apr 16, 2010

Wedgies of the AVP Volleyball Tour: Beach Volleyball Butts [44 PHOTOS]

No one appreciates beach volleyball butts quite like COED. From the the Girls of Olympic Beach Volleyball to the Ass-ential Beach Volleyball collection, we’ve always brought you the best butts from this insanely hot sport. And this year we're digging deeper into everything that the AVP Crocs Beach volleyball Tour has to offer.

Apr 2, 2010

97 Nerdcore Knockouts

What's the old saying? Behind every gorgeous girl is an inner geek just dying to take off her stilettos and throw on the Princess Leia lingerie. The women of Nerdcore not only embrace their inner nerdiness, they celebrate it.

Mar 22, 2010

Kt So

This Chinese cutie can't keep the fellas off of her back in her home town of Los Angeles. Her website is quickly becoming one of the top destinations for discerning dudes, and with her tiny waist and smokin' bod it's no wonder she's blowing up Google.

Mar 1, 2010

Nicole Moser is Today’s Daily Snapshot

It’s only Monday and already the economy’s lost something like 8 billion jobs this week. But so what? When there’s...

Feb 8, 2010

Bottoms Up

Here’s to the honeys that hoist their bottoms high....

Jan 11, 2010

Hello, My Name Is Hugh Jass: Volume 1

Assuming you have eyes (which you must, since COED isn’t published in brail), you can probably get a pretty good...

Dec 27, 2009

Willow Amura

Meet Willow, yes that is her real name. Willow is a 22-year-old from sunny Sarasota, FL is currently enrolled at the University of West Florida. She considers herself a big fan of Japanese culture and would probably truly appreciate out list of 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes.

Dec 23, 2009

Drunk X-mas Party Girls 2009

‘Tis the season of giving…and, apparently, getting drunk and half-naked! I mean, if you think about it, all the pressure to get the right gifts, not blow all your cash and deal with your annoying parents can make a person a little uptight. And nothing cures uptight like downing a bottle of spiced rum and stripping down to your pink skivvies with all your super-sexy friends. At least according to these festive hotties. And something tells us we should trust them…

Dec 14, 2009

Sexy Girls Sporting Shoulder Pads [32 Photos]

Football may be one the most physically demanding and violent sports on Earth but when you toss models into the mix it gets sexy as hell. If you enjoyed our previous stories about Sexy NFL Jesrsey Girls and our numerous Lingerie Football League Model Showdowns than you'll certainly enjoy seeing scantally clad stone cold foxes wearing shoulder pads.

Dec 7, 2009

Miss COED December 2009: Final Four

Gentlemen, thousands of you have voted for Miss COED December 2009, and now we’ve narrowed it down to the Final Four. Heading-up the final round of voting is Salt Lake City smokeshow Rosalee Ochoa. Next up, Southern stunner Cat Anne, followed by LA Clippers cheerleader Nicole Brewer and the ridiculously sexy Lisa Michelle S! So get to voting for your favorite Miss COED of December 2009 and the winner will be announced on Monday the 14th!

Nov 24, 2009

Booty-Ful Boy Short Babes [44 Photos]

In the 90s, the thong was queen of women’s underwear. Nobody could get enough. There was a freakin’ Top 10...

Nov 10, 2009

100 Fatigue-Wearing Foxes

With the US Marine Corps celebrating their 234th birthday today, and Veterans Day tomorrow, we thought we'd get into the patriotic spirit in the way our Founding Fathers intended - with a battalion of camo-clad babes, of course! OK, OK, so maybe George Washington had different ideas about patriotism. But Benjamin Franklin would be on our side, if he were here today. That dude was a pimp.

Nov 10, 2009

Miss COED November 2009: Final Four

Gentlemen, thousands of you have voted for Miss COED November 2009, and now we’ve narrowed it down to the Final Four. Heading-up the final round of voting is mid-Western smokeshow Jessie Shannon. Next up, California stunner Sarah Rae, followed by blonde bombshell Nikki Gray and the ridiculously sexy Shannon Czyz! So get to voting for your favorite Miss COED of November 2009...

Nov 10, 2009

Sexy Camo Girls [Gallery]

These girls in camo are hard to miss, but you’ll want to give a long hard look anyway....

Nov 2, 2009

Miss COED November 2009 Showdown – Vote Now!

We work hard to bring you the hottest girls from around the world every day with our Miss COEDs. But now it’s time we find out who’s the hottest of them all! We’re putting every Miss COED from the past month head-to-head to decide Miss COED of the Month. This time, we’re crowing Miss COED November 2009!

Oct 26, 2009

WAGS of the 2009 MLB World Series

It's settled - The New York Yankees will be taking on the Philadelphia Phillies in the 2009 World Series!! To avoid any inter-office fist fights, we're going to avoid taking a stance on who we're rooting for. So instead, we'll cover this one in the best way we know how - with super hot chicks! To get you started on some pre-game action, here are the hottest WAGs of the 2009 World Series.

Oct 20, 2009

Sweet Ass Tuesday: October 20th, 2009

Oh hell yes, Sweet Ass Tuesday is back, baby! Yeah! We took a long hiatus on this weekly feature for reasons we can't even explain (it involves three Vietnamese potbelly pigs and a case of Jack Daniels, that's all we'll say...). But the wait is finally over. This week, we've got some of the best booties you've ever seen in your entire freakin' life. So, what are you waiting for? Get on to the ass!

Oct 20, 2009

Sweet Ass Tuesday 10.20.09 [PHOTO GALLERY]

Sexy pics of the sweetest asses to get you through your Tuesday....

Oct 15, 2009

Bryci Lea Crowned Miss COED October 2009

Congratulations, Bryci Lea – you’ve just been named Miss COED October 2009! The competition was tough, but after thousands of votes in the first round, Bryci beat out 20 girls to enter the Final Four. In the last round of voting, she topped New Hampshire super hottie, Valerie Cormier, followed by brunette stunner Sonni Pacheco and the ridiculously sexy blonde Christy West to take the title of Miss COED October 2009.

Oct 14, 2009

WAGs of the 2009 MLB League Championship Series

It's no secret - athletes hook up with super hot chicks. They just do. It's a rule, like gravity or New Jersey sucking balls. So to help you be able to pick out who the hot chicks are in the player's box, we've put together the complete list of current WAGs of the MLB league championship series. These lovely ladies will have you wishing you possessed incredible natural athletic ability. You know, more than usual...

Oct 13, 2009

White Chicks Goin’ Gangsta [52 Photos]

New Jersey residents aside, few creatures on Earth possess the ability to make complete jackasses of themselves more than young white females. Not that we have anything against them, by any means, but they sure do know how to act like dumbasses. And one of the best examples of this is their proclivity towards "goin' gangsta." This was a big trend a few years back, but we thought it was worth taking another look.

Oct 8, 2009

Miss COED October 2009: Final Four

Gentlemen, thousands of you have voted for Miss COED October 2009, and now we’ve narrowed it down to the Final Four. Heading-up the final round of voting is Bryci Lea. So get to voting for your favorite Miss COED of October 2009 and the winner will be announced on Thursday the 15th!

Oct 6, 2009

116 Kick-Ass Candy Girls

What do you get when you combine a bunch of smokin' hot chicks with tons of delicious candy? The sweetest thing imaginable! From sexy suckers to candy bras, we've gathered together so many kick ass candy girls, you're going to have diabetes before the bottom of this post. Now, this is the kind of trick-or-treat we can get behind!

Oct 1, 2009

The 7 Sexiest Reasons Chicago Needs To Win The 2016 Olympic Games

Judging by the reports about the Olympic Committee's decision for which city will win the bid to host the 2016 summer games, we have a sneaking suspicion that it's not going to be Chicago. But with all the potential sexiness that comes with the Olympics, we have to do our part to help garner support for Chi-town landing the bid. So, we present to you The 7 Sexiest Reasons Chicago Needs to Win The 2016 Olympic Bid.

Sep 22, 2009

Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: American Sport Edition

As we all know, the Europeans love their body painted babes. (And we love them, too!) It seems like every chance they get, they're stripping down a hot chick to slather her in their team's favorite colors. Here in America, however, this most excellent trend is just catching on. So to help get things rolling, let us present to you, Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: American Sport Edition!

Sep 11, 2009

Lingerie Football League’s Seattle Mist [Gallery]

Hot photos of gorgeous ladies of the Lingerie Football League’s Seattle Mist....

Sep 11, 2009

Lingerie Football League’s San Diego Seduction [Gallery]

Photos of blinding hot San Diego Seduction ladies of the Lingerie Football League....

Sep 8, 2009

2009 US Open Recap: The Girls of the Quarterfinals [PICS]

Since we first began our coverage of the 2009 US Open, most of the grunting hotties have been eliminated from the Grand Slam competition. But luckily, there's still quite a few stunners set to hit the court as they head into the Quarterfinals. First up, Na Li will go up against 2009 heavyweight, Kim Clijster today. And Flavia Pennetta is set to go up against the powerhouse, Serena Williams.

Sep 3, 2009

Miss COED September 2009 Showdown – Vote Now

We work hard to bring you the hottest girls from around the world every day with our Miss COEDs. But now it’s time we find out who’s the hottest of them all! We’re putting every Miss COED from the past month head-to-head to decide Miss COED of the Month. This time, we’re crowing Miss COED September 2009!

Sep 3, 2009

Who Has The Best Butt On The Net?

If you're a regular reader of COED, then you know we are butt aficionados. Like us, Playboy is a huge fan of the derriere - so much so that they have launched a "Best Butt Bracket" which will allow YOU to choose which Cyber Girl’s got back. Visit Playboy's Butt Headquarters (NSFW) to survey the backsides of 64 of’s Cyber Girls, and complete a bracket to predict the winning behind.

Aug 28, 2009

101 Ridiculously Hot Redheads

With their fiery locks and stunning light-skinned looks, redheads are that rare breed of beauty capable of making even the most stunning blonds and brunettes seem run-of-the-mill. Hell, even girls who've dyed their hair red have something other girls don't. So to honor these elusive super-hotties, we've put together this kick ass collection of ravaging redheads. Enjoy!

Aug 25, 2009

Thank You Shaq For Beach Volleyball Butts [PICS]

We made a vow here at COED to stay far away from the ridiculousness that is Shaq's Big Challenge. But when the backsides of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh were pushing up against the inside of my flatscreen while flipping across ABC, all I could do was watch. Great television? No. Great opportunity to pay tribute to the butts of The Greatest Sport on Earth? Absolutely.

Aug 18, 2009

27 Playboy Playmates Who Twitter

These days, pretty much everyone is on Twitter. But most of the time, all you get is the occasional funny link and a whole lot of "I'm eating lunch!" So instead of the same ol' nonsense, spice up your Twitter feed with some of the hottest women around: Playboy Playmates. Sure, they're probably just as boring as the rest of us, but at least you stand a good chance at seeing a TwitPic of their boobs!

Aug 13, 2009

44 Les Paul Les Cuties

We are all mourning the loss of guitar legend, Les Paul, who was as responsible for rock 'n roll as Elvis (not to mention pretty much all other music you listen to these days). So since we kind of suck at playing the guitar, we decided to honor this legend of rock in the way we know best: with pictures of super hot chicks holding Gibson Les Paul guitars! R.I.P, Les. Now go play Jesus a face-melter.

Aug 13, 2009

Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza Bares All for Maxim

Twenty-three-year-old former Miss Venezuela, Dayana Mendoza became the first Venezuelan to win the Miss Universe contest in 12 years. She's spent the last year exhaustively traveling the globe as the hottest woman in all of existence. And now that her reign is coming to an end, she's done what every woman in her position should do - strip down for Maxim magazine!

Aug 12, 2009

44 Sexiest Celebrity Beach Butts 2009

Summer - it's hot, clammy and sometimes unbearable. But if there's one thing that should keep you happy during these scorching months, it's super hot chicks strutting their stuff in bikinis. So to celebrate the summer before the cold winds of fall blow in, we've put together a bootylicious collection of the 44 sexiest celebrity bikini beach butts!

Aug 5, 2009

Susan Wayland is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Is it just us, or is the Internet particularly slow this week? Because it sure as hell seems like something is up. Maybe everybody's on vacation, or just drinking too much to work a computer. Oh well, that doesn't mean we can't still have fun without 'em! Fun like looking at super hot chicks, like fetish model, Susan Wayland, here.

Aug 3, 2009

Top 5 Sexiest Newspapers in the World [PICS]

America may be "the best country in the world." But when it comes to newspapers, the rest of the world has us beat, big time. In other countries, their papers cover a wide variety of topics, from financial reporting to sports to featuring a smokin' hot model taking her top off. So to give thanks to the titillating tabloids that have brought us some of the world's sexiest women, we've compiled a list of "The Top 5 Sexiest Newspapers."

Aug 3, 2009

Miss COED August 2009 Showdown – Vote Now

We work hard to bring you the hottest girls from around the world every day with our Miss COEDs. But now it’s time we find out who’s the hottest of them all! We’re putting every Miss COED from the past month head-to-head to decide Miss COED of the Month. This time, we’re crowing Miss COED August 2009!

Jul 20, 2009

Drunk Argument: Constant Boner vs Never Having a Boner?

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Jul 15, 2009

Too Hot In The Kitchen: 77 Homemaking Hotties

By no means are we suggesting that women should be in the kitchen That's wrong, insensitive and downright ignorant. All we're saying is that when women choose to be in the kitchen, it has to be one of the g*ddamn hottest things we've ever seen. We're not sure what it is, but there's just something about a hottie stripping down into nothing but an apron and covering herself in brownie batter that makes us feel like men again.

Jul 14, 2009

Sweet Ass Tuesday: July 14th, 2009

Gentlemen, welcome to the latest installment of Sweet Ass Tuesday! Assuming you have eyes (which you must, since COED isn't published in brail), you can probably get a pretty good idea what this post is about just by looking at the pictures. Yep, that's right - super hot asses!! It doesn't get much more simple than that. So take a gander at this week's derrieres, and remember what's really important in life. (Yes, the answer is "asses", again.)

Jul 8, 2009

Sweet Ass Entourage

Sunday marks the premier of season 6 of the HBO hit series, Entourage. While this show has pretty much everything going for it, one thing it has in abundance is ridiculously smokin' hot chicks. So we thought we'd combine two awesome things - Sweet Ass Tuesday and the lovely ladies of Entourage - to give you hands down one hottest things you'll ever see: Sweet Ass Entourage.

Jul 7, 2009

Miss COED July 2009 Showdown Round One Voting Ends Wednesday

We’re crowning Miss COED July 2009, and voting for the first round will end tomorrow, Wednesday, July 8th at which time the four Miss COED’s with the most votes will go into the finals launching Thursday, July 9th. So stop watching the Michael Jackson funeral and vote now!

Jul 2, 2009

Miss COED July 2009 Showdown – Vote Now

We work hard to bring you the hottest girls from around the world every day with our Miss COEDs. But now it’s time we find out who’s the hottest of them all! We’re putting every Miss COED from the past month head-to-head to decide Miss COED of the Month. This time, we’re crowing Miss COED July 2009!

Jun 23, 2009

Sweet Ass Tuesday: June 23rd, 2009

Hell yes, it’s Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that’s what this day is all about – the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory. In fact, I would bet that even if you’re a boob-man, you’ll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums.

Jun 19, 2009

40 Flexibly Foxy Yoga Babes

We know yoga doesn't really have anything to do with sex, but there's just something about a woman bending into impossible positions while wearing tight, skimpy outfits (if anything at all) that screams "Let's get naked and do it!" And after checking out this sexy selection of fantastically flexible yoga babes, we know you'll agree.

Jun 17, 2009

USA vs Brazil Model Showdown

Monday, the US went up against Italy in the first game of the 2009 Confederations Cup, losing to the former World Cup champs 3-to-1. A disappointing loss, which now places them in the tough position of having to beat powerhouse Brazil to have much chance at advancing through in the series. But regardless of how the game goes, the match-up we're really interested in is how our American hotties stand up against the always-bodacious Brazilian supermodels.

Jun 15, 2009

USA vs Italy Model Showdown

On Monday, the U.S. faced-off against World Cup Champ, Italy in the opening game of the 2009 FIFA Confederations Cup. Needless to say, the US got their asses handed to them, with only one goal to Italy's three. But since that head-to-head didn't seem like much of a competition, we decided to try to make things a little more fair by putting the hottest Italian models up against American's finest foxes in the sexiest showdown this side of the goal post.