Last night's NCAA Men's Basketball National Championship was weak sauce. At one point, Bulter was 2 for 23 from the field. I'm fairly confident I could hobble onto the court with my shredded ACL and hit a few J's from the elbow. The word "forgettable" comes to mind. But, to compensate for that poor display of athleticism, Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive Madness has given us a national championship worthy of e*** proportions: Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker vs. 30 Rock assistant Katrina Bowden. In this matchup, we'd say Bowden's like Butler (underdog) and Decker's like UConn (favorite). Unlike last night's brickfest, this one should be close. Last week, we posted a bunch of Katrina's Facebook photos along with a recap of her road to victory. We're confident she won't sh*t the bed like the Bulldogs. Vote for your favorite after the jump!
Where Brooklyn at? Everywhere apparently. Earlier today, we showed you a pic of Brooklyn Decker when she was in high school. But, just like us, a mere handful of pics of one of AskMen's top 99 most desirable women for 2011 just weren't enough, you needed more. You craved, you tweaked, you went through serious withdrawal. Allow us to settle those shakes with an overflowing photo gallery of the woman who's mastered the handbra, has a beautiful beach butt, and looks amazing animated. Ease back, take a deep breath, and Just Go With It, because you're about to overdose on BD.