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  • The Big Booties Of Miss Bumbum Brazil 2013 [PHOTOS]

    There are two things that Brazil does extremely well: play soccer and produce women who were born to wear bikinis. I thin…

  • Sexy Brazilian Beach Bums! [PHOTOS]

    The beachs of Brazil are hot–but what really raises the temperature there is the amazing Brazilian women. It…

  • Sexy Plumber’s Crack Attack [61 PICS]

    There's something extra sexy about seeing just a peek and leaving just a little to the imagination. Obviously, there are benefits to the whole shebang - but it's the same principle as lingerie. Equally sexy is knowing your girlie isn't wearing underwear. In my expert opinion, this is why plumber's cracks are so f*cking hot. That, and these chicks have ridiculous booties to begin with. Check out what they're trying to show you after the jump!

  • Sexy Brazilian Beach Bums [64 PHOTOS]

    Brazil's been known to pump out a hottie or two thousand. Just take a look at their grid girls, "Summer Girls", and Axe Angels. If that's enough, it's also the homeland of Mrs. Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen. Oh, and they gave us the Brazilian wax. Painful for chicks, awesome for dudes. Brazilian girls are known for their backsides, so with beach season in full effect, we've accumulated the sexiest Brazilian beach bums. Check 'em out in the gallery after the jump.

  • Girls Without Pants for Take Your Pants for a Walk Day [91 PHOTOS]

    July 27th is Take Your Pants For A Walk Day. Ridiculous, we know. It's a really convoluted way to say, "get off your fat @ss and go for a walk." While some people should take a hike or a long walk off a short pier, we'd never tell that to the girls in this photo gallery. They're the ones who told their pants to take a hike. And, for that, we thank them. You might want to take off YOUR pants and jacket before viewing these pics. It's too damn hot for pants and a jacket anyway. Check out the pics in the gallery after the jump.

  • Drunk Girl Mooning Madness For Moon Day [62 PHOTOS]

    July 20th is Moon Day, which commemorates the day man first walked on the moon. On 7/16/69, Apollo 11 launched from Cape Kennedy Space Center carrying Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin, Jr. Four days later, the Lunar Module, nicknamed the "Eagle", touched down on the moon's surface and Neil Armstrong proclaimed: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind". We celebrate this historic occasion the only way we know how, with HOT CHICKS showing off THEIR moons. Check 'em out in the gallery (after the classic Dumb and Dumber clip) after the jump.

  • The Return of Sweet Ass Tuesday: June 28th [68 PHOTOS]

    Back in the day COED had a pretty sweet feature in which we highlight the beautiful attribute known as the butt in a little something we called, "Sweet Ass Tuesday". We recently featured the backside of George Clooney's former arm candy in a special edition S.A.T. and it made us miss the glory days of damn fine dumpers. So, we've decided to back dat ass up for a bigger comeback than Michael Vick, Mickey Rourke, and Robert Downey, Jr. combined. Check out the triumphant return after the jump.

  • Sexy Plumber’s Crack Attack For Hug A Plumber Day [98 PHOTOS]

    April 25th is Plumbers Day! On this day, we show our appreciation for the people who pick at our pipes. If you've ever been visited by a plumber you've probably fell victim to the vaunted crack attack - when a plumber bends over thus exposing his rump line. Unlike a Big Mac attack, this visual assault is unmistakably funny and gross... when it's a big ol' burly dude with pasty white back fat. But when it's a lithe lady, it can make us yell, "THESE PIPES... ARE CLEAN!" Unclog yourself with our photo gallery of perfectly plump plumber's butts beckoning for belts. Remember kids, crack kills! See the pics after the jump!

  • Alejandra Plaza Puts The ‘A’ in Argentina [27 PHOTOS]

    We haven't a clue what they put in the South American water supply that causes gorgeous girls to grow beautiful and bountiful backsides, but please keep it up. Brazil, Chile and Argentina consistently produce some of the most sexy women in the world and more times than not, the ladies asses are awe-inspiring. Case in point, Argeninian model Alejandra Plaza.

  • The 111 Sweetest Things We’ll Miss About Summer

    As summer comes to a close, we look forward to the World Series, college football, and weekly NFL shockers, but we're sure going to miss a LOT of things. More specifically, the LACK of things covering women's bodies. To mourn the passing of minimum skin coverage, we've assembled this commemorative list that is bound to make you misty-eyed for mad hot temperatures.

  • The 25 Most Ridiculously-Beautiful Reef Girl Butts

    If you're into surf and sand, you've probably heard of Reef, the fine producers of authentic surf sandals. COED is no stranger to Reef Girls, we've prominently featured their finest attributes in a gallery that had us all hanging ten. Recently, Surfline.com held a "Miss Reef" photo contest to celebrate 25 years of Reef bikini models' backsides. Although voting is now closed and summer's over, COED wants to keep the beach party going with a riveting gallery of ravishing Reef Girls rear ends.

  • Hello, My Name Is Hugh Jass: Volume 1

    Assuming you have eyes (which you must, since COED isn’t published in brail), you can probably get a pretty good idea wha…

  • Booty-Ful Boy Short Babes [44 Photos]

    In the 90s, the thong was queen of women’s underwear. Nobody could get enough. There was a freakin’ Top 10 s…

  • Sweet Ass Tuesday: October 20th, 2009

    Oh hell yes, Sweet Ass Tuesday is back, baby! Yeah! We took a long hiatus on this weekly feature for reasons we can't even explain (it involves three Vietnamese potbelly pigs and a case of Jack Daniels, that's all we'll say...). But the wait is finally over. This week, we've got some of the best booties you've ever seen in your entire freakin' life. So, what are you waiting for? Get on to the ass!

  • The 21 Sexiest Things We’re Gonna Miss About Summer

    Yes folks, it's Labor Day and that means Summer is officially coming to an end. But before we say goodbye to the sexiest skin-tastic season, we thought we'd take one last look at the things we so adore about Summer. From bikini car washes, to sexy celebrity beach butts, to Labor Day chicken fights, here are 21 things we're gonna miss about Summer (in no particular order).

  • Sweet Ass Tuesday: July 14th, 2009

    Gentlemen, welcome to the latest installment of Sweet Ass Tuesday! Assuming you have eyes (which you must, since COED isn't published in brail), you can probably get a pretty good idea what this post is about just by looking at the pictures. Yep, that's right - super hot asses!! It doesn't get much more simple than that. So take a gander at this week's derrieres, and remember what's really important in life. (Yes, the answer is "asses", again.)

  • Sweet Ass Tuesday: June 23rd, 2009

    Hell yes, it’s Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that’s what this day is all about – the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory. In fact, I would bet that even if you’re a boob-man, you’ll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums.

  • Sweet Ass Tuesday: June 2nd, 2009

    Hell yes, it’s Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that’s what this day is all about – the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory. In fact, I would bet that even if you’re a boob-man, you’ll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums. (A note to all you S.A.T. fans out there: we've decided to up the ass ante to twice a month, so... high five!)

  • Sweet Ass Tuesday: May 19th, 2009

    Hell yes, it's Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that's what this day is all about - the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory. In fact, I would bet that even if you're a boob-man, you'll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums.

  • Sweet Ass Tuesday: April 14th, 2009

    We recently realized that we’ve been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer, but ne…

  • Booty-ful Boy Short Babes

    In the 90s, the thong was queen of women's underwear. Nobody could get enough. There was a freakin' Top 10 song about it, for f**k's sake! But today, the boy shorts are king. These simple, non-wedgie-giving panties somehow magically transform any butt into a world-class ass.

  • Sweet Ass Tuesday: May 19th [Gallery]

    Photographs of gorgeous butts.…

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