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Aug 18, 2010Sports
The Ass-entials of Surfing [60 Photos]

The Ass-entials of Surfing [60 Photos]

Forget all the debate about title 9 and female sports and just focus on the ass-entials of what we're about to tell you. We need women's sports to exist in this world because we need to see photos that show the ass-entials of pole vaulting and beach volleyball. Not following our logic? Take a look at our latest research on lady surfers and you'll understand where we're going with this.

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Aug 13, 2010Girls
44 Sexiest Celebrity Beach Butts

44 Sexiest Celebrity Beach Butts

Summer - it's hot, clammy and sometimes unbearable. But if there's one thing that should keep you happy during these scorching months, it's super hot chicks strutting their stuff in bikinis. So to celebrate the summer before the cold winds of fall blow in, we've put together a bootylicious collection of the 44 sexiest celebrity bikini beach butts!

Aug 11, 2010Girls
What Her Drink Really Says About Her

What Her Drink Really Says About Her

If you're a guy that hits up bars or parties trying to date girls out of your league, or perhaps some girls gone too wild, you should definitely know what her drink really says about her. It wouldn't hurt to know what your drink says about you either. Even if you're a Hollywood assclown just looking to get some ass, learning how to create the ultimate bachelor pad can also guarantee you'll be looking at drunk girls kissing and motorboating for years to come!

Aug 10, 2010Girls
101 Ridiculously-Hot Redheads 2010 [Photos]

101 Ridiculously-Hot Redheads 2010 [Photos]

With their fiery locks and stunning light-skinned looks, redheads are that rare breed of beauty capable of making even the...

Aug 2, 2010Sports
Introducing The Lingerie Football League’s 2010 All Fantasy Players [26 Photos]

Introducing The Lingerie Football League’s 2010 All Fantasy Players [26 Photos]

It's a great day for fans of the Lingerie Football League. In addition to releasing the rosters for the 10 teams of the 2010 season, the sexiest league in football has announced the 2010 All Fantasy Team. In typical LFL fashion, these girls are as sexy as they are tough. We're just a little sad not to see our two favorite Nikis in the line-up.

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Aug 1, 2010Girls
The 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls (PICS)

The 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls (PICS)

As you may have noticed, we here at COED are big fans of the Suicide Girls. Crazy hair, badass tattoos, viciously sexy, these 'alt-porn' uber-hotties are so smokin', they'll have you squeezing into tight jeans and rocking Morrissey t-shirts faster than you can say 'nipple piercing.' But out of the vast array of models, we've narrowed it down to the 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls. So sit back, grab a PBR and get read to rock out with your... uh, nevermind.

A Quick History of Why Men Like Boobs and Butts

A Quick History of Why Men Like Boobs and Butts

Why do we love boobs so much? And for the ass men out there, what is so compelling about a tight, well formed, luscious, perfect glutemus maximus? And thirdly, who cares as long as we get a good piece of each? Good, poignant, thought provoking queries.

Jul 28, 2010

Micro Miniskirt Mayhem [80 Photos]

Micro Miniskirt Mayhem [80 Photos]

The hotter the weather, the shorter the skirt...or so Al Roker always says. And in honor of this summer's record breaking heat, we're pulling out record breaking short mini-skirts. We're talking skirts so short that you're going to get flashbacks to our tribute to the glorious underbutt. So pull up your chair real close to your screen because you're going to have a rough time seeing the actual skirt.

Jul 20, 2010

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Jul 16, 2010Girls
Sofia Vergara Overdose [164 Photos]

Sofia Vergara Overdose [164 Photos]

Network TV's hottest MILF had us glued to Modern Family all last season. But the super sexy Sofia Vergara first got our attention when she showed her sweet ass on Entourage. So in honor of all her amazing success last year, we're proud to give you the enough Sofia Vergara pics to OD on.

Jul 14, 2010Girls
44 Babes of Bastile Day 2010

44 Babes of Bastile Day 2010

As real Americans, we're all about celebrating constitutions, revolutions, and any excuse to light fireworks in crowded places. So that's why we're going all out today by celebrating Bastille Day in the most respectful way possible. We're showcasing their constitutional right as french models to pose seductively while wearing very little clothing.

Jul 13, 2010Girls
Too Hot in the Kitchen 2010: 105 Homemaking Hotties

Too Hot in the Kitchen 2010: 105 Homemaking Hotties

Temperatures are heating up across the country, which means that turning on a kitchen oven can make things quite toasty. So what's an amateur chef to do? Why take off all her clothes and throw on an apron of course! Nothing says modern and sexually-emancipated like a naked woman bending over a hot stove.

Jul 10, 2010Girls
40 Flexibly Foxy Yoga Babes

40 Flexibly Foxy Yoga Babes

We know yoga doesn't really have anything to do with sex, but there's just something about a woman bending into impossible positions while wearing tight, skimpy outfits (if anything at all) that screams "Let's get naked and do it!" And after checking out this sexy selection of fantastically flexible yoga babes, we know you'll agree.

Jul 9, 2010Girls
What What… Car Wash Butt [48 Photos]

What What… Car Wash Butt [48 Photos]

You don’t have to be a car mechanic to understand that car washes are much more efficient when the women...

Jul 2, 2010Sports
Netherlands Vs Brazil Model Showdown

Netherlands Vs Brazil Model Showdown

Well Brazil took a beatdown today in the World Cup quarterfinals when the Netherlands surprised everyone with a 2-1 upset over the tourney's favorite . But we're willing to give the number one team a second chance to prove that they're the true winners by putting their sexiest models up against the Netherlands' sexiest models. And while the competition is going to get intense, we're pretty sure this showdown will make up for the upset today.

Jul 1, 2010Funny
15 Painfully Funny Fireworks FAILS (VIDEO)

15 Painfully Funny Fireworks FAILS (VIDEO)

Fireworks have to be the best part about the Fourth of July. There's just something about loading up on M-80s and bottle rockets that makes you feel like a kid again. Unfortunately for these poor bastards, the whole explosives thing can go so incredibly wrong, it'll make you think twice before launching that Roman candle out of your ass, this year.

Jun 29, 2010TV
Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he's not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood's A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

Jun 28, 2010Sports
Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 28 [240 Photos]

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 28 [240 Photos]

Still laying in bed in a drunken stupor over the fact that the US Team didn't pull a 1980s Miracle? Well cheer up because even though we're out of the World Cup doesn't mean that we're out of amazing photos of sexy superfans. So show your true American colors by spending your Monday at work checking out hot chicks.

Jun 26, 2010TV
Sweet Ass Entourage – Season 7 Premiere Tonight!

Sweet Ass Entourage – Season 7 Premiere Tonight!

Tonight marks the premier of season 7 of the HBO hit series, Entourage. While this show has pretty much everything going for it, one thing it has in abundance is ridiculously smokin' hot chicks. So we thought we'd combine two awesome things - Sweet Ass Tuesday and the lovely ladies of Entourage - to give you hands down one hottest things you'll ever see: Sweet Ass Entourage. Don't worry, you can thank us later.

Jun 23, 2010News
10 Things in Porn That Don’t Translate to The Real World

10 Things in Porn That Don’t Translate to The Real World

Since adolescence, porn has been a wonderful escape into a sexual fantasy world for millions of people around the world. Porn detractors will say that pornography degrades women and is submerged in a fantasy world that can't, or shouldn't, be recreated in reality. I'm sure there's a valid argument in there somewhere, but my biggest beef with porn is that porn sex is just too damn perfect. Here are ten porn fallacies that never quite translate to real sex.

Jun 22, 2010Sports
USA Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup [63 Photos]

USA Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup [63 Photos]

The U.S fans have more than made up for the fact that they never watched soccer before the World Cup. The fans are looking more patriotic than ever and we're pretty sure these latest superfan photos will blow the competition out of the water. So get out your vuvuzela, throw away your drafted letter to get that ref fired, and get ready to call in sick to work tomorrow to help cheer on the U.S Soccer Team.

Jun 21, 2010Sports
Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup: June 21 [76 Photos]

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup: June 21 [76 Photos]

The vuvuzelas aren't the only things getting a rise out of us at the 2010 World Cup. The sexy superfans are also continuing to get us hot and bothered every time we turn on the TV. So hot and bothered that we debated emptying out our bank accounts just to buy the plane tickets to see these super fine fans in person, But decided to spend the the entire day looking at these amazing photos of the sexiest superfans instead.

Jun 18, 2010Sports
2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: Chinese Edition [32 Photos]

2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: Chinese Edition [32 Photos]

The action keeps heating up in the 2010 FIFA World Cup and everyone is doing their part cheering on their country's team. But what if your country sucks at playing soccer... like China? Well, do what these gorgeous Chinese models have done and give your body to the World Cup. No, we're not talking about prostitution. We're talking about using bodypaint to let everyone know exactly what team you're cheering for. Because nothing says I'll do whatever it takes to be involved in the excitement like painting yourself with pride.

Jun 17, 2010Sports
168 Booty-ful Reasons to Root for Brazil

168 Booty-ful Reasons to Root for Brazil

Brazil's soccer team is ranked #1 in the world and we're rooting for them to win again in their match against Côte d’Ivoire on Sunday. Not just because they deserve to win, but also because it gives us another wonderful opportunity to check out the country's best ass-ets (and we're not talking about Kaka or Ronaldino... nudge, nudge, wink, wink). And if you're thinking about cheering for the other team, well think again because we're giving you 168 bootyiful reasons to root for Brazil.

Jun 17, 2010Movies
10 Porn Movies You Don’t Want To See (Based On Titles)

10 Porn Movies You Don’t Want To See (Based On Titles)

When puttering around the back of some dive video store on a lonely Friday night or surfing the 'net for some self-love aides, sometimes one can become very selective. Sure, you can search for boobs or any number of fetishes from feet (shrimpin'?) to bondage to BBW, but sometimes that's not good enough. Sometimes, it's a movie's title that sucks you in. The following ten porn movie titles probably won't move the needle and should be avoided at all costs.

Jun 15, 2010Sports
Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 15th [85 Photos]

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 15th [85 Photos]

The competition during the games isn't the only thing heating up at the World Cup. The Sexy Superfans are getting hotter by the day and we're having some major trouble deciding which country has the sexiest fans. The only thing we did figure out was that it doesn't matter which teams win, because as long as these smoking hot photos keep surfacing, we're all going home feeling like champions.

Jun 14, 2010Sports
2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babes: Germany Vs. Australia

2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babes: Germany Vs. Australia

While you were prepping for the World Cup by buying a 3D TV and frantically googling the rules of soccer, erotic actress from Germany and Australia were psyching up their countries by posing nude. The super sexy models weren't hiding their team spirit when they decked themselves out in patriotic body paint. Which country had the sexier models? You'll have to decide that for yourself.

Jun 14, 2010Sports
World Naked Bike Ride Girls 2010 [92 Photos]

World Naked Bike Ride Girls 2010 [92 Photos]

Remember the last time you watched Lance Armstrong ride his bike? No? That's because watching cycling is right up there with watching your grandma do jazzercise. Unless of course the bike ride makes an international political statement about our global oil dependence -- as well as our society's fascination with looking at naked people willingly riding bikes despite the fact they very well know it's going to hurt them later.

Jun 11, 2010Girls
Bangin’ Boricuas: 2010 Puerto Rican Day Edition

Bangin’ Boricuas: 2010 Puerto Rican Day Edition

Throw on some J-Lo and strap on your dancing shoes because June 13 is Puerto Rican Day! If you live in New York City, you know that means traffic will be backed up for hours, blocked by one of the biggest (and craziest) parades in US, with 80,000 participants and more than 3 million onlookers. If you don't live in NYC, then you're missing out on some serious hotties. But don't worry, we've got your covered with this sexy collection of the most bangin' Boricuas on the planet.

Jun 11, 2010Sports
The World’s Largest Bodypaint Soccer Babe Bonanza 2010

The World’s Largest Bodypaint Soccer Babe Bonanza 2010

Playing soccer in South Africa can get extremely hot. And we're not just talking about #1 soccer WAG, Abigail Clancy. We're talking about the greatest players in the world sweating their asses off as they try to become the world champions. And that's why we're proposing they check out these super sexy bodypainted soccer uniforms that allow them to show team pride without having to put on any clothing.

Jun 10, 2010Sports
#1 World Cup WAG Abigail Clancy Overdose [136 Photos]

#1 World Cup WAG Abigail Clancy Overdose [136 Photos]

What's cooler than a world famous soccer player about to represent England in the 2010 World Cup? His smoking hot wife Abigail Clancy known to everyone in the UK as the hottest woman to ever walk the Earth. With the games about to start in just hours, we thought it was important for everyone to brush up on the world's sexiest WAG with an afternoon overdose of the the woman sure to be burning up everyone's TV screens during England's matches.

Jun 10, 2010Sports
Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 World Cup [300 Photos]

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 World Cup [300 Photos]

Remember the last time you went to a big sporting event and the female fans went all out by showing their team spirit in every which way possible? No? Well that's probably because you were stuck in America where women throw on a baseball hat and quietly cheer for their team. Not so at the 2010 World Cup where women deck themselves out in team spirit and show us the true meaning of a sexy superfan.

Jun 9, 2010Sports
The Ass-entials of the 2010 World Cup: Sexy Superfan Edition

The Ass-entials of the 2010 World Cup: Sexy Superfan Edition

We're so excited for the World Cup games to start that we're already blogging from our favorite soccer bar. But before the games kick-off, we thought it would be important to review some of the assentials of the World Cup. Because nothing says you love international sports like being able to pick out the super sexy fan's nationalities by starring at their asses.

May 27, 2010Sports
The Ass-entials of Pole Vaulting

The Ass-entials of Pole Vaulting

Our goal at COED is to make your life as easy as possible. Why waste time surfing the internet at work for half-ass NSFW material when we're able to provide you with everything from the ass-entials of beach volleyball to the ass-entials of Alicia Sacramone and Nastia Liukin. IN fact, why even waste your time working when we're presenting you with the ass-olutely fantasstic ass-entials of pole vaulting.

May 14, 2010Girls
32 Amateur Jessica Alba Ass Pose Attempts

32 Amateur Jessica Alba Ass Pose Attempts

Every once in a while a celebrity does something so amazing and so awe inspiring that we have to devote an entire post to her genius. Four years ago Jessica Alba wowed the world with an ass pose so perfect and so sexy that we named it the Alba ass shot. And just because it's impossible to improve upon perfection, doesn't mean that countless amateurs are sticking out their asses and trying their hardest to recreate magic.

May 11, 2010Girls
32 Super Sexy Sand Butts

32 Super Sexy Sand Butts

Summer heat already getting to you? Well things are about get even hotter after you check out our latest collection of sandy cover-ups. Last year we brought you the insanely sexy and incredibly skimpy sand bra. And this year we present you with the equally hot and equally NSFW collection of Sandy butts. Let's just say that these girls won't be getting any tan lines this summer.

May 11, 2010Movies
Festival De Cans 2010: Super-Sexy French Models

Festival De Cans 2010: Super-Sexy French Models

The 2010 Cannes Film Festival kicks off tomorrow. The annual festival is not only well known for premiering some of the biggest blockbusters of the year, but also awesome A-list Hollywood appearances. So to get in on the celebrity-packed action, we've put together our own little independent shindig we'd like to call the Festival de Cans (get it?), featuring the sexiest French models and actresses for your viewing pleasure.

May 5, 2010Girls
Sexy Cinco de Mayo Mexican Models

Sexy Cinco de Mayo Mexican Models

Originally, Cinco de Mayo was about Mexican victory over the French but these days it's more about seeing how far gone the bottle of tequila can go before somebody blacks out. So we've put together a collection of the 44 hottest Mexican models on the planet. Maybe that will make you want to stay conscious this year. Salud!

Apr 28, 2010Girls
40 Kentucky Derby Darlings

40 Kentucky Derby Darlings

Gentlemen, pour yourself a frosty mint julep because it’s Kentucky derby time! This Saturday, horse racing fans will converge on Churchill Downs for the first and most famous race of the annual US Triple Crown. But here at COED, we believe no event is complete without a healthy helping of super hotties to go along with the action. So we’ve compiled these 40 sexy Kentucky natives to add a bit more spice to “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports.”

Apr 21, 2010Girls
52 Hot-Ass Tree Huggers for Earth Day 2010

52 Hot-Ass Tree Huggers for Earth Day 2010

Sure it’s easy to throw your trash out the car window, start forest fires, and leave the water on when...

Apr 21, 2010Funny
A Little Tree Pr0n to Get Your Earth Day On

A Little Tree Pr0n to Get Your Earth Day On

You would be lying to yourself if you didn’t admit that you’ve walked by at least one fine looking tree...

Apr 19, 2010Girls
32 Hotties in Pot-Tees: 2010

32 Hotties in Pot-Tees: 2010

In these trying times, it's important to remember the good things that make life worth living - like hot chicks wearing funny pot t-shirts! Ok, so maybe they don't make life worth living, but they certainly make it a hell of a lot more fun. We really don't know much else than that - but we do know these pot-loving hotties are smokin'!

Apr 16, 2010Sports
Wedgies of the AVP Volleyball Tour: Beach Volleyball Butts [44 PHOTOS]

Wedgies of the AVP Volleyball Tour: Beach Volleyball Butts [44 PHOTOS]

No one appreciates beach volleyball butts quite like COED. From the the Girls of Olympic Beach Volleyball to the Ass-ential Beach Volleyball collection, we’ve always brought you the best butts from this insanely hot sport. And this year we're digging deeper into everything that the AVP Crocs Beach volleyball Tour has to offer.