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Jul 28, 2011Girls
Katie Price Attempts The Guinness World Record For… Cleavage!?!? [18 PHOTOS]

Katie Price Attempts The Guinness World Record For… Cleavage!?!? [18 PHOTOS]

The funny thing about Katie Price aka Jordan is that us media types always write her name as 'Katie Price aka Jordan'. We'll never quite get "aka Jordan" out of our systems. The British glamour model and reality TV star attempted to break the Guinness World Record for book signing by a single author set in 2006 by former chess world champion Anatoli Karpov, who took eight hours to do 1,951 copies. However, she came up short at the event held for her sixth novel, "The Comeback Girl". She's definitely long on cleavage pics, though. She's gotta be close to breaking records for chestacular photos. Check 'em out after the jump.

Jul 20, 2011Girls
Drunk Girl Mooning Madness For Moon Day [62 PHOTOS]

Drunk Girl Mooning Madness For Moon Day [62 PHOTOS]

July 20th is Moon Day, which commemorates the day man first walked on the moon. On 7/16/69, Apollo 11 launched from Cape Kennedy Space Center carrying Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin, Jr. Four days later, the Lunar Module, nicknamed the "Eagle", touched down on the moon's surface and Neil Armstrong proclaimed: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind". We celebrate this historic occasion the only way we know how, with HOT CHICKS showing off THEIR moons. Check 'em out in the gallery (after the classic Dumb and Dumber clip) after the jump.

Jun 28, 2011Girls
The Return of Sweet Ass Tuesday: June 28th [68 PHOTOS]

The Return of Sweet Ass Tuesday: June 28th [68 PHOTOS]

Back in the day COED had a pretty sweet feature in which we highlight the beautiful attribute known as the butt in a little something we called, "Sweet Ass Tuesday". We recently featured the backside of George Clooney's former arm candy in a special edition S.A.T. and it made us miss the glory days of damn fine dumpers. So, we've decided to back dat ass up for a bigger comeback than Michael Vick, Mickey Rourke, and Robert Downey, Jr. combined. Check out the triumphant return after the jump.

Jun 22, 2011Girls
George Clooney Ain’t Tapping This Anymore [65 PHOTOS]

George Clooney Ain’t Tapping This Anymore [65 PHOTOS]

While promoting his new movie "Ides of March" at the Venice Film Festival, George Clooney revealed in a joint statement with Elisabetta Canalis that the two "are not together anymore". We previously stated how impressed we were with Ms. Canalis's ability to turn Clooney into a one woman man, but it appears even her backside can't convince him to commit. Still, as Elisabetta walked away for the final time we'd imagine George saying, "I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go." Here's our ode to the former Clooney arm candy's can. See the pics after the jump.

Jun 14, 2011Girls
Strip Dodgeball FTW! [33 PHOTOS]

Strip Dodgeball FTW! [33 PHOTOS]

The 2004 comedy classic "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" taught us a couple things: 1) Lance Armstrong is full of sh*t and 2) the game could always use more hot girls. While everyone thought Christine Taylor's character was a lezzy (she's actually bi, spoiler alert), we wondered what she looked like naked. Well, wonder no longer because we stumbled upon these pics of chicks playing strip dodgeball at the adult webmaster b2b event known as "Phoenix Forum". Why there playing with a soccer ball, we'll never know. Don't sweat the details, my man. Just go with it. See the pics after the dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge.

Jun 13, 2011Girls
Microkini Mayhem [89 PHOTOS]

Microkini Mayhem [89 PHOTOS]

I tell you what - NYC's one of the greatest cities on Earth, but when it comes to borderline naked chicks, the Big Apple comes up WAY short. Sure, with summer just about in full swing, you'll see a decent amount of bikinis on the beach. But, I'll be damned if I see ONE microkini. For those NOT in the know, check out our comprehensive guide to swimsuits. If you don't live in SoCal or near Lake Havasu, you might consider moving there after seeing our photo gallery of hot girls in microkinis. Check it out after the jump.

Jun 12, 2011Girls
The Assentials of Surfing [60 PHOTOS]

The Assentials of Surfing [60 PHOTOS]

Forget all the debate about title 9 and female sports and just focus on the ass-entials of what we’re about...

Jun 11, 2011Girls
Super Sexy Sand Butts [32 PHOTOS]

Super Sexy Sand Butts [32 PHOTOS]

Summer heat already getting to you? Well, things are about get even hotter after you check out our latest collection of sandy cover-ups. Last year, we brought you the insanely sexy and incredibly skimpy sand bras. And this year we present you with the equally hot and equally NSFW collection of sandy butts. Let's just say that these girls won't be getting any tan lines this summer. See the pics after the jump!

Jun 9, 2011Girls
Bangin’ Boricuas for Puerto Rican Day Parade 2011 [64 PHOTOS]

Bangin’ Boricuas for Puerto Rican Day Parade 2011 [64 PHOTOS]

This year's National Puerto Rican Day Parade is scheduled for Sunday, June 12th. Among the "celebrity" attendees (that we recognize) are comedian / actor John Leguizamo and professional spitter Roberto Alomar. But, we only really care about the chicks, man, chicks. You'd be hard pressed to find a larger gathering of hot women than this parade. If you're not fortunate enough to attend, we got you covered with this photo gallery of fine booty-shaking Latinas. Puerto Rico, o-oooooooooh! Check out the pics after the jump.

Jun 7, 2011Girls
The Ass-ential Anna Kournikova for Her 30th Birthday [42 PHOTOS]

The Ass-ential Anna Kournikova for Her 30th Birthday [42 PHOTOS]

June 7th is Anna Kournikova's birthday. The woman who brought sexy back to women's tennis turns 30 today. Before there was Maria Sharapova, there was Anna. While her prime years on the court are well behind her, she still dominates our fantasy file. Hell, we've been wearing a mole and brushing up on our Spanish ever since she got together with Iglesias. To celebrate the anniversary of her arrival, we've compiled this photo gallery of her fine-ass backside that we wouldn't mind giving a nice forehand. Head over to Busted Coverage to see more!

Jun 2, 2011Girls
Hotties on Ducatis [164 PHOTOS]

Hotties on Ducatis [164 PHOTOS]

For those of you out there who aren't huge motorheads or gear freaks, Ducati is one of the preeminent manufacturers of racing and road motorcycles. As we've shown you in previous posts about Hot Import Models and Hot Brazilian Grid Girls, chicks dig sleek, fast vehicles. It's safe to say if you own a Ducati, you can pretty much guarantee attention from the ladies. If you need further proof, check out our photo gallery after the jump.

May 30, 2011Girls
61 Sexy Reasons To Salute The Flag On Memorial Day [PHOTOS]

61 Sexy Reasons To Salute The Flag On Memorial Day [PHOTOS]

Memorial Day is a time when take a moment to remember and pay tribute to those who've fallen in duty for our country. It's also a day to salute the flag and celebrate all the amazing things America has to offer. One such way to show your pride is to wear the red, white, and blue. No one does this better than beautiful women in an American flag bikini. If you can't make it to the beach or pool, we've got you covered with a gallery of patriotic princesses who wear the flag well. Check it out after the jump!

May 29, 2011TV
Ode To The Shake Weight: Sexiest Exercise Tool Ever [PICS, VIDS, GIFS]

Ode To The Shake Weight: Sexiest Exercise Tool Ever [PICS, VIDS, GIFS]

If a guy could construct the perfect exercise machine, the Shake Weight would be the device of the new millennium. Do you remember when Suzanne Somers would use the Thighmaster on television? That was free porn for anyone growing up in the early '90s. The Shake Weight is 10 times sexier than the Thighmaster could have ever been. It doesn't matter who you are, watching someone use the Shake Weight will immediately take your mind to the gutter. As a tribute, we've put together a photo gallery, video playlist, and compilation of animated gifs showcasing Shake Weight hotties. Check it out after the jump!

May 23, 2011News
Vote For The Hottest Victoria In Our Victoria Day Showdown [146 PHOTOS, POLL]

Vote For The Hottest Victoria In Our Victoria Day Showdown [146 PHOTOS, POLL]

Victoria Day is a federal Canadian holiday celebrated in honor of Queen Victoria's birthday. It's also informally considered the beginning of the summer season in Canada. While there are 21 gun salutes north of the border, here in the U.S., we salute with this photo gallery of the hottest Victorias on the planet - from Mrs. David Beckham to the woman who made us want to play BASEketball. We wanted to include Victoria Justice from iCarly since she's 18 now but we've already been to jail twice this month and didn't feel like researching dates on her Google images. We DO have a pro tennis player, an Olympic track cyclist, a WWE diva, a British pop singer, and a candidate from America's Next Top Model. Check out their pics and vote for the girl you think is hottest in our poll after the jump!

May 19, 2011Girls
Bar Refaeli ‘Yacht’ to Forget About Leo in Cannes  [28 Candid Bikini PHOTOS]

Bar Refaeli ‘Yacht’ to Forget About Leo in Cannes [28 Candid Bikini PHOTOS]

You say Cannes (Kahn), we say Cannes (can). Last week, we published a photo gallery highlighting the "goods" of fine French women. Today, we catch a glimpse of Leo DiCaprio's former flame Bar Refaeli in a black bikini on a yacht in Cannes. If your monitor is still intact and hasn't blown up, congratulations. Some people take breaks up poorly. Others, like Bar, flash their flesh and toothy smile all over the place in what has to be the sexiest advertisement to promote one's availability we've ever seen. Check out more Bar below!

May 6, 2011Girls
66 Nearly Naked Nurses for National Nurses Day [PHOTOS]

66 Nearly Naked Nurses for National Nurses Day [PHOTOS]

May 6th is National Nurses Day! On this day, we celebrate those pretty professionals dying to get some doctor dong. Of all male fantasies, nurse is definitely at the top of that list. Consider the tight uniforms, short skirts, and cute little nurse caps. Now add a beautiful blonde with big boobs. Um, I am about five minutes away from sticking this damn pen in my eye just to get treatment from one of these beauties. Maybe Gaylord Focker had the right idea after all! For your daily recommended shot of smokeshows, check out the pics after the jump!

May 3, 2011Girls
You Can’t Help BUTT Stare! [34 PHOTOS]

You Can’t Help BUTT Stare! [34 PHOTOS]

Stare” feature, in which we capture photos capturing creepy characters eying up some choice cleavage. Women would prefer you not leer or gawk, but it’s just too tempting. With the boob stare you’re more likely to get caught. But, ogling the butt? Much more stealth. We’re huge fans of the bottom as you can tell from our Ass-entials franchise (surfingtennissoccer,lingerie footballJessica Alba), so we commend the men hypnotized by the hindquarters in this photo gallery.

May 2, 2011Girls
121 Babes on Bikes for Bicycle Week [PHOTOS]

121 Babes on Bikes for Bicycle Week [PHOTOS]

May is Bike Month and in the U.S. (USA! USA! USA!) Bike Week usually takes place the first or second week in May. This annual event, which originated in Europe in the early '20s, advocates the importance of bicycling as a means of transportation. It's supposed to help the environment and get people exercising. So, if you're looking to bang a tree-hugging hippie, ride your bike to school or work. To celebrate, we've built this sweet photo gallery of babes on bikes that will make you pop a wheelie (among other things). Check out the pics sans kickstand after the jump!

Apr 30, 2011Girls
100 Very Fit Brits [PHOTOS]

100 Very Fit Brits [PHOTOS]

Do Americans realize that we are not the only country with beautiful women? Is there another land overloaded with talent?...

Apr 30, 2011Girls
104 Fast and Furious Photos of Hot Import Car Models

104 Fast and Furious Photos of Hot Import Car Models

It was the summer of 2001 when The Fast and The Furious introduced the world to street racing. Sure, street...

Apr 29, 2011Girls
Happy Boy Shorts Appreciation Day! [44 PHOTOS]

Happy Boy Shorts Appreciation Day! [44 PHOTOS]

Newspaper? What's a newspaper? Seems if you want fast, hard-hitting, breaking news, you needn't go further than your local laptop and visit Twitter. Sure, a lot of sources are wildly inaccurate or untrustworthy, but sometimes you discover gems like this: April 29th is "Boy Shorts Appreciation Day". You'd think this was strictly a dude's brainchild, but the ladies are lovin' it. It even got a celebrity endorsement from Cedric the Entertainer. To honor this blessed day, we've sewn together this photo gallery of fine backsides in boy shorts. Now, can we officially change their name to "booty shorts"? Jeez.

Apr 28, 2011Girls
63 Fast and Furiously-Hot Brazilian Grid Girls [PHOTOS]

63 Fast and Furiously-Hot Brazilian Grid Girls [PHOTOS]

With Fast Five racing into theaters on Friday, it's important to note just how flabbergasted we are that the franchise has made it this far. It's truly a testament to how INSANE tuners and modheads are. We think they do it for the chicks. Grid Girls love the thrill of street racing at high speeds. Probably the hottest of all grid girls are the Brazilians. Grid girls have great glutes and Brazilians are known for their butts, so you can imagine how tight the Brazilian Grid Girls are. Actually, don't imagine, just check out our photo gallery after the jump!

Apr 27, 2011Girls
76 Super Sexy Secretaries for Secretary’s Day [PHOTOS]

76 Super Sexy Secretaries for Secretary’s Day [PHOTOS]

April 27th is Secretary's Day (or Administrative Assistant Day to all you PC sissies).  When we think of secretaries, our minds drift to Maggie Gyllenhaal's performance in 2002's "Secretary". Keep in mind, every time she came on the screen during The Dark Knight, someone in the theater made a fart noise with his mouth. However, in "Secretary", she got placed in our fantasy file. That brings us to the purpose of this post - secretaries are super sexy. There are a few fantasies every man would love to fulfill: schoolgirl, cheerleader, teacher, and SECRETARY. Maybe because it's against company policy or we seek the sense of empowerment. Regardless, we've grabbed a ton of sexy secretaries for your enjoyment. Happy Secretary's Day! Check out the pics after the jump!

Apr 24, 2011Girls
Prepare to be JWoww-ed [52 PHOTOS]

Prepare to be JWoww-ed [52 PHOTOS]

Sure, all the cast members of MTV's Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, "the hotter they are, the crazier they are!" Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!

Apr 22, 2011Girls
Bethanie Badertscher Named Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Year 2011

Bethanie Badertscher Named Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Year 2011

Playboy announced Thursday that Bethanie Badertscher is the 2011 Cyber Girl of the Year! She was originally Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Month for June 2010 and now it looks like Bethanie is on to much bigger and better things! While we're all very proud of her achievement, it wouldn't be fair not to acknowledge all of the Cyber Girl of the Year winners throughout the years since it's inception in 2005 (that's 5 years of sexy right there). All of us at COED would like congratulate Bethanie on this prestigious accolade and to celebrate, hit the jump to see all the previous winners for yourself!

Apr 16, 2011Girls
A Pictorial Tribute to the Daisy Duke [69 PHOTOS]

A Pictorial Tribute to the Daisy Duke [69 PHOTOS]

What is our obsession with Daisy Dukes? Why do so many of us care about jean shorts? It began in...

Apr 2, 2011Girls
Texas Rangers Smokeshow Amber Leigh Hartman Featured By BarstoolSports

Texas Rangers Smokeshow Amber Leigh Hartman Featured By BarstoolSports

Last fall we posted a still frame of a group of hot girls sitting behind home plate during the ALCS game between the Texas Rangers and New York Yankees. One of the girls, Amber Leigh Hartman, saw our post and quickly identified herself as one of the smokeshows. I was on BarstoolSports today (typical) and saw a picture El Pres posted of a pretty familiar face. The girl in the story on Barstool looked very similar to Amber so I took a pic (of the picture), sent it over to Amber and got confirmation. She is starting to blow up again so let's feature her pictures again!

Apr 1, 2011Girls
Vida Guerra: A Tribute to the World’s Most Beautiful Backside [100 PHOTOS]

Vida Guerra: A Tribute to the World’s Most Beautiful Backside [100 PHOTOS]

On March 30th, TMZ reported that Vida Guerra is getting sued by a bunch of dudes who got their asses handed to them by Vida's security guards outside a nightclub hosting her birthday party LAST MARCH. Take your time, fellas. Anyway, sucks to have money sometimes. Vida's inside celebrating her exit from the womb, some jackass dines on a five finger sandwich, and now her wallet might have to go on a diet. Ridiculous. Anyway, here's hoping SHE doesn't go on a diet, we'd hate to see that beautiful bee-hind waste away. In case it does wither, we rounded up a big ol' photo gallery that'll have you singing, "back that ass up!"

Mar 26, 2011Girls
Sexy Chilean Promo Girls [137 PHOTOS]

Sexy Chilean Promo Girls [137 PHOTOS]

When it comes to beach butts, the most famous, of course, are the ever-lovely Reef Girls. And when it comes to countries with the best behinds, Brazil, obviously, takes the winning spot. But we now have a new contender in the bodacious babes department: Chilean promo girls! All this awesome action takes place at the deliciously debaucherous Reñaca beach in Chile, where oodles of bikini-clad hotties congregate. Vacation, anyone?

Mar 18, 2011Girls
Girls Feeling Full Moon Fever [62 PHOTOS]

Girls Feeling Full Moon Fever [62 PHOTOS]

A "Super Moon" will rise in the east at sunset on Saturday evening. According to NASA, this unusually large full moon will be the biggest since March 1983 because it will be about 8% closer to Earth than usual (a distance of about 220,000 miles). The best time to look at the full moon is when it's near the horizon. To celebrate, we've pulled together a phenomenal gallery of girls showing THEIR full moon that's out of this world. The best time to view this oh-so-close compilation? Right... NOW.

Mar 10, 2011
Nadia Marcella

Nadia Marcella

Nadia's a 22 year old model originally from Jacksonville Beach, Florida now living in Phoenix. She was Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Week in late October of 2010 and was one of Maxim's Hometown Hotties in 2010. You might've also seen her in Mixed Magazine. A lot of people think she looks like a mix of Julia Roberts and Lea Michele from Glee. See her pics after the jump!

Mar 9, 2011Style + Grooming
2011 Comprehensive Spring Break Bikini Guide

2011 Comprehensive Spring Break Bikini Guide

When you think of a bikini, you might not realize that dozens of different styles exist. Most dudes think, "Oh yeah, I can see her midsection, sweet". It's to be expected when you go to most public beaches or pools - same ol' traditional, conventional two piece bathing suit. Now, if you go to Lake Havasu, Las Vegas pool parties, or the more exotic locales for Spring Break, well, you've probably laid eyes on the beautifully crafted swimwear we're about to show you. If you haven't claimed witness to such spectacles and forgot to book your trip to Cancun, prepare to have your mind blown. See the full list with pics after the jump!

Mar 9, 2011
Ysania Agurcia

Ysania Agurcia

Ysania's a 22 year old model and actress originally from California now living in Las Vegas. She appeared in Maxim's Holiday Hotties feature, Guitar World, and the August 2010 issue of Ultimate MMA Magazine. Her online credits include a profile on Fresh2DeathDaily ("F2DD") and being named October 2010 Bombshell of the Month by Kaboom Magazine. Her commercial work includes posing for "Flying Pasties", starring in a "State Farm" commercial as a "Bond Girl", and playing a Morganette for various Captain Morgan promotions. She was also a Hooters Girl for 2 years and has worked a couple parties at the Playboy Mansion. See her pics after the jump!

Mar 8, 2011
Sweet Ass Fat Tuesday [50 Photos]

Sweet Ass Fat Tuesday [50 Photos]

Previously, we showed you what women will do for beads (hint: it involves nipples). Today, we focus our attention on a different part of the body to celebrate Mardi Gras and Carnival - the butt. Since we're finally at the tail end of the sinning season, what would be more appropriate than fawning over the very finest of fannies from Brazil and Rio de Janeiro? To celebrate, we've pulled together a plethora of pics featuring robust rumps from the fleshy festivities. They'll have you singing, "Back that ass up!" See the pics after the jump!

Mar 5, 2011Girls
Drunken Spring Break Facebook Pics Exposed [Galleries]

Drunken Spring Break Facebook Pics Exposed [Galleries]

Spring Break is meant for partying, hooking up, and seeing random parts of the world that rely on partying and hooking up as part of it's GDP. If that is not the recipe for a good time, we're not sure what is. But one thing that comes close is seeing pictures of other ridiculously drunk people - especially drunk chicks stripping down for the spring-time festivities (i.e. drinking). So sit back, grab yourself a cold one, and see what you might have missed at this year's spring break!

Mar 4, 2011
Christine Renee

Christine Renee

Christine's a 21 year old fetish model who's originally from Indianapolis. She moved to Las Vegas but will be returning to her home state to kick some more ass in the modeling world. Her most notable credit includes posing for Playboy's Fresh Faces site (link NSFW). She loves movies, alternative/rock music, tanning, Jamaica, her dog, Mexican food, dancing, shopping and traveling the world. She might've been around the world but how can you player hate her? She's got a sweet tattoo of ruby red lips on her left buttcheek. Kinda hard not to kiss her can. See her pics after the jump!