Soccer fans, rejoice! Today Manchester United battled against FC Barcelona in the 2009 Champion's League Final - the Super Bowl of European football. (Actually, it's probably bigger than the Super Bowl.) After a heated head-to-head in Rome, FC Barcelona prevailed over Man U with a score of 2 to 0. But no matter who you routed for, it's time to celebrate this awesome day in soccer history.
The 2010 Cannes Film Festival (le Festival de Cannes, for all of our native readers) kicks off tomorrow. The annual festival is not only well known for premiering some of the biggest blockbusters of the year, but also for some awesome A-list Hollywood appearances. So to get in on the celebrity-packed action, we've put together our own little independent shindig we'd like to call the Festival de Cans (get it?), featuring the sexiest French models and actresses for your viewing pleasure. So please turn off all cell phones and sit back and enjoy the show.
Hell yes, it's Sweet Ass Tuesday! And that means, well, a whole bunch of sweet asses for you to feast your eyes upon. And really, that's what this day is all about - the celebration of superior posteriors in all their glory. In fact, I would bet that even if you're a boob-man, you'll have a hard time getting away from this post without clicking on at least a couple of these beautiful bums.
After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?
As you may have noticed, we here at COED are big fans of the Suicide Girls. Crazy hair, badass tattoos, viciously sexy, these 'alt-porn' uber-hotties are so smokin', they'll have you squeezing into tight jeans and rocking Morrissey t-shirts faster than you can say 'nipple piercing.' But out of the vast array of models, we've narrowed it down to the 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls. So sit back, grab a PBR and get read to rock out with your... uh, nevermind.
Originally, Cinco de Mayo was about Mexican victory over the French, when those baguette-eating bastards tried to overtake the city of Puebla. But these days it's more about seeing how far gone the bottle of tequila can go before somebody blacks out. So we've put together a collection of the 44 hottest Mexican models on the planet. Maybe that will make you want to stay conscious this year. Salud!
Gentlemen, pour yourself a frosty mint julep because it's Kentucky derby time! And here at COED, we believe no event is complete without a healthy helping of super hotties to go along with the action. So we've compiled these 40 sexy Kentucky natives to add a bit more spice to "The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports."
Well, for better or worse, we've made it through the first 100 days of the Obama presidency. There's been a few ups, a few downs and whole hell of a lot of people acting like total douchebags. But regardless of whether or not you think Obama's first 100 days has been a success, there's one thing we can all agree on - super hot chicks! So we've compiled the loveliest lady from each day of the first 100 days of the Obama presidency to give you Obama's First 100 Babes!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's official - Playboy has released their list of the top 25 best party schools of 2009. And we have to say, this year, they've definitely outdone themselves with some of the most party-licious, skin-tastic school in the country making their Top 10. But instead of making you just take our word for it, we've compiled party pictures...
I've never really been able to get into MMA. Don't get me wrong - I think the ass kicking is entertaining as hell. That is, if the fighters remain upright for most of the fight. But once they start writhing on the ground, grabbing at each other, it kind of loses its appeal. Which is why they should just cut to this video anytime the fight goes that direction...
We're not even sure why pillow fights are so freakin' hot, but they are. Really, really hot. Sexy pillow fights typically take place in the bedroom with chicks wearing lacy underwear and giggling. Yeah, that's it--giggling... But this Saturday you're in for a treat because it's International Pillow Fight Day!
So it turns out that the decade that brought us the Rubic's cube, parachute pants and breakdancing also had a ton of super hot chicks! And with Friday's release of coming-of-age, 80's-era comedy, Adventureland, the latest flick from the director of Superbad, we decided to celebrate this comedic occasion by putting together the quintessential collection of the 99 Sexiest Ladies of the 80's!
This day and age, money doesn't come easily; times are tough, and everybody's got to fight for what they need. But this autoworker makes his the punching-and-kicking kind of fight when his boss tells him to pack up is stuff and go. After delivering a serious beat-down, the guy who got fired begins to talk to reporters of the sad reality of... people having bosses...
Spring Break is meant for partying, hooking up, and seeing random parts of the world that rely on partying and hooking up as part of it's GDP. If that is not the recipe for a good time, we're not sure what is. But one thing that comes close is seeing pictures of other ridiculously drunk people - especially drunk chicks...
If we here at COED consider ourselves experts in any one thing - it's beach volleyball butts. From the the Girls of Olympic Beach Volleyball to the Ass-ential Beach Volleyball collection, we've consistently brought you the best butts this awesome sport has to offer. And now we're upping the ante again...
As you hopefully know by now, the outfit a woman wears has a huge impact on how smokin' she looks. And nothing helps that noble cause more than the sexy styling of the stocking. There's just something about how this ingenious garment looks on the legs that can make a man lose his damn mind...
As you all know by now, Saint Patty's Day is coming up next week (though we're pretty sure you will be drunk the entire weekend). And that means paying our alcohol fueled respects to the glorious green isle. So in preparation for this awesome holiday, we've rounded up 36 of the hottest Irish-American celebrities for your viewing pleasure. So sit back, relax, grab some green beer and have at it.
Saint Patrick's Day is almost upon us - and that means more drunken, green debauchery than pretty much anybody can handle - just the way we like it! So to get you in the mood for all the green beer, pinching and general mayhem that takes place on this holy holiday (it is honoring a Saint, for f**k's sake), we've put together this compilation of sexy St. Patty's Day party girl pics.
In the wicked world of porn, some ladies got it - other's don't. And 22-year-old blond hottie Bree Olson definitely has it all. After being in the adult film industry since 2006, she's won a load of awards, including AVN's 2009 "Best New Web Starlet" award for her Site BreeOlson.com [NSFW -duh!]. So we thought we'd get the lowdown on this lovely leading lady with a little Q&A.
We recently realized that we've been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer, but neglecting a very important counterpart - the ass. So to make-up for our thoughtlessness, one Tuesday every month, we will be devoting our feature article the glory of the posterior with a new recurring feature, aptly named Sweet-Ass Tuesdays. So for all you butt-lovers out there, this one's for you.
No matter how much we love expensive, professional photo shoots, there's just something about regular girls taking pictures of themselves for us too ogle over that makes us happy to be alive. Luckily, the good men over at Nuts Magazine have an entire section of their site devoted to exactly this - real girls competing with each other to be the sexiest in all the land.
Believe it or not, spring is right around the corner. Hell, some of you lucky bastards are partying it up on spring break as we speak. So to prepare you for the skintastic goodness of the warmer months of the year, we've put together the comprehensive bikini guide, giving you an educated look at this year's hottest bods!
In the 90s, the thong was queen of women's underwear. Nobody could get enough. There was a freakin' Top 10 song about it, for f**k's sake! But today, the boy shorts are king. These simple, non-wedgie-giving panties somehow magically transform any butt into a world-class ass.
If you're considering ever robbing a liquor store, I think it'd be a good idea if you take a look at this video before throwing on your ski mask. Basically, the thief says, "Give me the money." The clerk goes to take the money out. Then the thief gets impatient, tries to grab the money, and all hell breaks loose. I'm not actually sure who loses this fight because nobody sure as hell wins.
In these trying times, it's important to remember the good things that make life worth living - like hot chicks wearing funny pot t-shirts! Ok, so maybe they don't make life worth living, but they certainly make it a hell of a lot more fun. We came across these pictures while doing research for another post, and just couldn't stop looking.
Twenty-seven-year-old TeaseUm bikini model and all around super hottie Bella hails from Jackson, TN and does everything from lingerie modeling to punk, fetish and pin-up styles. So basically, if you like a chick to look hot dressed up a certain way, Bella's your gal. But if you ask us, this school girl outfit will do just fine.
UPDATE: Ok, so through a bit of miscommunication here at the COED office, the original information provided for Miss COED Sara Marie was actually the information for an entirely different model named Sara Marie. But then, when we went back to correct the information and tell you about this Sara Marie, we found that her information had completely vanished.
This weekend football fans will head to the classy city of Tampa Bay, Florida for Super Bowl XLIII. And as you may have heard, Tampa has a whopping 43 strip clubs - more than any other type of business, besides McDonald's (of which there are also 43). We got to thinking - with that many strip clubs, the women in Tampa must be a particularly free spirited bunch.
If you had to take one guess what Reef sells, you'd probably put your money on thongs before you'd ever guess that they make sandals. Which is why they're freakin' awesome. From magazine ads to Miss Reef competitions, Reef has been the leader in finding perfect asses for as long as we can remember. So let's take a moment to honor their greatness with...you guessed it - a bunch of amazing Reef Girl booties!
No matter what kind of man you are, it's impossible to deny the awesomeness that is the tight jeans and G-string combo. They go together like peaches and cream, whisky and cigarettes, blow jobs and... more blow jobs. Often called a "whale tail," this female apparel phenomenon seems to usually happen to girls who have fake tans and tramp stamps, so something tells us it's not entirely accidental.
Sweet fake lesbian Jesus, we may have just hit the sexy pop singer jackpot. Our good friends at Fleshbot.com (NSFW) have just received this reader-submitted photo of what appears to be an extremely naked Katy Perry. And while it hasn't yet been confirmed whether or not this is actually Miss Perry, we can confirm that this sure looks a hell of a lot like her.