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Oct 21, 2013

Kim Kardashian: Birthday Butt Bonanza! [60 Photos—-The Early Years]

[60 photos!] Kim Kardashian is 33 years old today--butt you get the gifts as we look back at Kim's curves at their finest!

Aug 31, 2013

Feast Your Eyes on Vine’s Ultimate Twerker [VIDEO]

Holy Jesus, this is the best twerking video EVER in the history of twerking videos. World Star Hip Hop named...

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Aug 9, 2013

Butt… It’s On Instagram [47 PHOTOS]

Because snapping a solid butt selfie is a true art.

Jul 9, 2013

Everything I Know I Learned From a Dominatrix

We know Mistress Payne would deliver a good spanking if we didn't learn something from her book of kinky knowledge.

Jun 24, 2013

Maria Menounos’ Best Bikini Moments [24 PHOTOS]

Inspired by her recent trip to Greece, we compiled a gallery of Maria's best swimsuit photos.

Mar 25, 2013

Butt… We Love Vida Guerra [100 PHOTOS]

I don’t want to hear anything about Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, or even Jessica Alba. Without a doubt, the finest backside...

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Jan 31, 2013

Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: Super Bowl Edition [76 Photos]

With the big game approaching, we thought we’d call your attention to a MAJOR reason why bodypaint flourished: football....

Carine Felizardo is Miss BumBum Brasil 2012 [66 PHOTOS]

Update: Check out the 2014 Miss BumBum Brazil winner Indianara Carvalho here. Back in October, we showed you the women...

Dec 4, 2012

The Miss Reef 2013 Calendar Girls Hit The Galapagos Islands [PHOTO + VIDEOS]

According to the guys behind Reef and the Miss Reef Calendar, the brand has moved away from their South American...

Nov 15, 2012

The Best Dog Halloween Costume You Will See This Year [VIDEO]

Each year in New York City, a Halloween Dog Parade is held at Tompkins Square Park. And dog owners like...

Oct 22, 2012

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Oct 10, 2012

What Better Way To Start Your Day Than Watching A Monkey Rubbing His Butt In Another Monkey’s Face [VIDEO]

Sh*t. I didn't realize Petsami was launching an "after dark" channel. Good for them. The Internet needs more monkey-butt-on-monkey-face action.

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Oct 1, 2012

[92 PHOTOS] The Girls of Miss BumBum Brasil 2012

Update: Check out the 2014 Miss BumBum Brazil winner Indianara Carvalho here. Last year we introduced you all to an...

Sep 26, 2012

Finding Out Monica Lewinsky Probably ‘Stimulated’ Bill Clinton’s ‘Anus’ ‘Orally’ Was Worth The 15 Year Wait

See all the black in the image above? For those of you who aren't lawyers or scientists or whatever, that's called "redacted" text. In layman's parlance, that's the part of Monica Lewinsky's sworn deposition where she probably admitted to licking our 42nd President's ass. According to The Smoking Gun (possibly the foremost authority on presidential salad tossing)...

Sep 24, 2012

The Most Important Breaking News You’ll See Today [PIC]

You think that's shocking? You should hear the eel's side of the story...

Sep 13, 2012

Butt It’s Thursday: September 13th [25 PHOTOS]

Hump day’s over and done with so now it’s time to celebrate the fact that you’re on the back-end of...

Sep 6, 2012

BUTT, It’s Thursday… September 6th [25 PHOTOS]

In the second edition of our new feature called BUTT, It’s Thursday we’re going where no man has gone before…...

Aug 13, 2012

120 Reasons to Be Excited for the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio [PHOTOS]

OK, so I’m admittedly a little over this year’s Olympics but there’s definitely a lot to look forward to in...

Jul 31, 2012

Bulgarian Sprinter Ivet Lalova’s Warm Up Routine is Amazing [27 PHOTOS / VIDEO]

We’ve learned a lot about international sports beauties in these Olympics so far, but don’t expect to stop adding new...

Jul 10, 2012

Miss Reef Peru Bikini Contest 2011 [PHOTOS]

Photos of this year’s ho Miss Reef Peru bikini contestants....

Jul 10, 2012

Miss Reef Uruguay Bikini Contest 2012 [PHOTOS]

Sexy photos of this year’s Miss Reef Uruguay bikini contestants....

Jul 10, 2012

Miss Reef Panama Bikini Contest 2012 [PHOTOS]

Hot photos of this year’s sexy Miss Reef Panama contestants....

Jul 10, 2012

Miss Reef Netherlands Bikini Contest 2012 [PHOTOS]

Photos of the gorgeous contestants of this year’s Miss Reef Netherlands competition....

Jul 10, 2012

Miss Reef Costa Rica Bikini Contest 2012 [PHOTOS]

Gorgeous images from this year’s Miss Reef Costa Rica competition....

Jul 10, 2012

Miss Reef Chile Bikini Contest 2012 [PHOTOS]

Hot bikini pics from this year’s Miss Reef Chile competition....

Jul 10, 2012

Miss Reef Argentina Bikini Contest 2011-2012 [PHOTOS]

Sexy photos from this year’s Miss Reef Argentina competition....

Jul 5, 2012

A Tribute To the 14 Types of Bikinis for National Bikini Day

Another reason to go completely mental in July: It’s National Bikini Month. This is no mere day-long celebration like the...

Jun 20, 2012

8 Embarrassing Things You Do In Public That You Hope Nobody Notices

To be considered a functioning, well-rounded member of society, there are various unwritten societal norms that each of us must...

May 18, 2012

The 68 Most Awesome Celebrity “Jessica Alba Ass Pose” Attempts of All-Time

Oh you haven’t seen the “Jessica Alba Ass” pose? Well, let us educate you. In 2004 Jessica Alba was relaxing...

Nov 24, 2011

105 Reasons Why It Can Never Be Too Hot In The Kitchen

There's going to be a lot of cooking done in a lot of kitchens today, and I am very thankful that I won't be in any of them. I'll be watching football, hanging out with my cousins, and generally keeping it low key. The women, however, will be sweating up a storm making sure that the turkey, potatoes, gravy, and vegetable goodness are all ready to eat. If you're at home alone and your lady wants some help, I would suggest having her wear an outfit like the ones in this gallery. Not only would you actually want to be in the kitchen but seeing as how you might be too tired for a romp after that big meal... Check out these women proving heat in the kitchen can be a good thing in the gallery after the jump!

Oct 30, 2011

Your Ass-ential Guide To Halloween [60 PHOTOS]

All week we've been giving you some of the hottest girls dressing up for Halloween. From supermodels to the superchested, you should know by now that we deliver straight fire. COED Nation, today is no different. Since most of us celebrated the holiday last night, it's only fair that we look back on the hottest Halloween backsides. Strictly spooking (yes, that happened) these butts are bewitching. Check 'em out in the gallery after the jump!

Oct 13, 2011

The Sexual Benefits of Yoga

While you’ve probably heard the normal pro-yoga arguments—muscle recovery, stress reduction, overall health improvement—one important fact is often left out: yoga can seriously improve your sex life. We consulted Chad Moline, a yoga teacher and former college football player, on exactly how yoga can turn a regular guy into a legendary lover. Ignoring the one benefit that Will Ferrell showed us in his legendary SNL skit, we show you seven more after the jump!

Sep 18, 2011

The Best Parts of the Lingerie Football League

Watching chicks play sports is pretty painful, unless they're wearing underwear and beating each other up. That's why we love the Lingerie Football League - they know exactly what their audience wants. I know that sometimes watching girls throw an oblong ball can be a little difficult, but that's why we're focusing on what you really wanna see. We've pulled together three awesome galleries: greatest butts in the league, the girls of the Seattle Mist, and the girls of the San Diego Seduction. Check out the athletic hotties below.

Aug 27, 2011

Really Ridiculously Hot Redheads [87 PHOTOS]

Redheads have been a really hot topic recently, thanks to Jim Carrey and his confession of love for Emma Stone. I contemplated not breaking some tough information to you, but I felt it was my duty as a "journalist" to tell you the truth: Emma Stone isn't a natural redhead. I know, it's like hearing that Santa isn't real. In order to help you cope with the difficult truth, we've brought you 89 pictures of the real deal. Check out the gallery below.

Aug 7, 2011

Sexy Plumber’s Crack Attack [61 PICS]

There's something extra sexy about seeing just a peek and leaving just a little to the imagination. Obviously, there are benefits to the whole shebang - but it's the same principle as lingerie. Equally sexy is knowing your girlie isn't wearing underwear. In my expert opinion, this is why plumber's cracks are so f*cking hot. That, and these chicks have ridiculous booties to begin with. Check out what they're trying to show you after the jump!

Aug 2, 2011

Underbutt Overdose [87 PHOTOS]

One might assume we're all boob guys here at COED, butt we have a deep appreciation for plump rumps as well. With the summer heat b*tch slapping everyone in sight, clothes come off at a record pace and chicks take more risks with their choice of threads. We're huge fans of the Daisy Dukes because they provide us with eye teasers like the whale tail and the underbutt. Underboob's cool and all but underbutt is something few can master. Luckily for you, we've found pics of the few, the proud, the pristine and stuffed 'em into this revealing gallery. Check it out after the jump.

Jul 29, 2011

A Colossal Collection Of Hooters Cleavage For National Chicken Wing Day [108 PHOTOS]

July 29th is National Chicken Wing Day. Chicken wings are the ultimate sports food. They crush nachos, chips & dip, pizza, or any other game day "delicacy". You want your mouth to fall off? Get atomic buffalo wings. You want your jaw to drop? Dig in to a heaping plate of colossal cleavage displayed by the very hottest of Hooter Girls. Oh, and you can buy 10 Wings and get 10 FREE at any participating Hooters. This is what we call a "win win" in the biz. Break out the wet naps and check out the pics after the jump.

Jul 28, 2011

Katie Price Attempts The Guinness World Record For… Cleavage!?!? [18 PHOTOS]

The funny thing about Katie Price aka Jordan is that us media types always write her name as 'Katie Price aka Jordan'. We'll never quite get "aka Jordan" out of our systems. The British glamour model and reality TV star attempted to break the Guinness World Record for book signing by a single author set in 2006 by former chess world champion Anatoli Karpov, who took eight hours to do 1,951 copies. However, she came up short at the event held for her sixth novel, "The Comeback Girl". She's definitely long on cleavage pics, though. She's gotta be close to breaking records for chestacular photos. Check 'em out after the jump.

Jul 20, 2011

Drunk Girl Mooning Madness For Moon Day [62 PHOTOS]

July 20th is Moon Day, which commemorates the day man first walked on the moon. On 7/16/69, Apollo 11 launched from Cape Kennedy Space Center carrying Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin, Jr. Four days later, the Lunar Module, nicknamed the "Eagle", touched down on the moon's surface and Neil Armstrong proclaimed: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind". We celebrate this historic occasion the only way we know how, with HOT CHICKS showing off THEIR moons. Check 'em out in the gallery (after the classic Dumb and Dumber clip) after the jump.

Jun 28, 2011

The Return of Sweet Ass Tuesday: June 28th [68 PHOTOS]

Back in the day COED had a pretty sweet feature in which we highlight the beautiful attribute known as the butt in a little something we called, "Sweet Ass Tuesday". We recently featured the backside of George Clooney's former arm candy in a special edition S.A.T. and it made us miss the glory days of damn fine dumpers. So, we've decided to back dat ass up for a bigger comeback than Michael Vick, Mickey Rourke, and Robert Downey, Jr. combined. Check out the triumphant return after the jump.

Jun 22, 2011

George Clooney Ain’t Tapping This Anymore [65 PHOTOS]

While promoting his new movie "Ides of March" at the Venice Film Festival, George Clooney revealed in a joint statement with Elisabetta Canalis that the two "are not together anymore". We previously stated how impressed we were with Ms. Canalis's ability to turn Clooney into a one woman man, but it appears even her backside can't convince him to commit. Still, as Elisabetta walked away for the final time we'd imagine George saying, "I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go." Here's our ode to the former Clooney arm candy's can. See the pics after the jump.

Jun 14, 2011

Strip Dodgeball FTW! [33 PHOTOS]

The 2004 comedy classic "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story" taught us a couple things: 1) Lance Armstrong is full of sh*t and 2) the game could always use more hot girls. While everyone thought Christine Taylor's character was a lezzy (she's actually bi, spoiler alert), we wondered what she looked like naked. Well, wonder no longer because we stumbled upon these pics of chicks playing strip dodgeball at the adult webmaster b2b event known as "Phoenix Forum". Why there playing with a soccer ball, we'll never know. Don't sweat the details, my man. Just go with it. See the pics after the dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge.

Jun 13, 2011

Microkini Mayhem [89 PHOTOS]

I tell you what - NYC's one of the greatest cities on Earth, but when it comes to borderline naked chicks, the Big Apple comes up WAY short. Sure, with summer just about in full swing, you'll see a decent amount of bikinis on the beach. But, I'll be damned if I see ONE microkini. For those NOT in the know, check out our comprehensive guide to swimsuits. If you don't live in SoCal or near Lake Havasu, you might consider moving there after seeing our photo gallery of hot girls in microkinis. Check it out after the jump.

Jun 12, 2011

The Assentials of Surfing [60 PHOTOS]

Forget all the debate about title 9 and female sports and just focus on the ass-entials of what we’re about...

Jun 11, 2011

Super Sexy Sand Butts [32 PHOTOS]

Summer heat already getting to you? Well, things are about get even hotter after you check out our latest collection of sandy cover-ups. Last year, we brought you the insanely sexy and incredibly skimpy sand bras. And this year we present you with the equally hot and equally NSFW collection of sandy butts. Let's just say that these girls won't be getting any tan lines this summer. See the pics after the jump!

Jun 9, 2011

Bangin’ Boricuas for Puerto Rican Day Parade 2011 [64 PHOTOS]

This year's National Puerto Rican Day Parade is scheduled for Sunday, June 12th. Among the "celebrity" attendees (that we recognize) are comedian / actor John Leguizamo and professional spitter Roberto Alomar. But, we only really care about the chicks, man, chicks. You'd be hard pressed to find a larger gathering of hot women than this parade. If you're not fortunate enough to attend, we got you covered with this photo gallery of fine booty-shaking Latinas. Puerto Rico, o-oooooooooh! Check out the pics after the jump.

Jun 7, 2011

The Ass-ential Anna Kournikova for Her 30th Birthday [42 PHOTOS]

June 7th is Anna Kournikova's birthday. The woman who brought sexy back to women's tennis turns 30 today. Before there was Maria Sharapova, there was Anna. While her prime years on the court are well behind her, she still dominates our fantasy file. Hell, we've been wearing a mole and brushing up on our Spanish ever since she got together with Iglesias. To celebrate the anniversary of her arrival, we've compiled this photo gallery of her fine-ass backside that we wouldn't mind giving a nice forehand. Head over to Busted Coverage to see more!

Jun 2, 2011

Hotties on Ducatis [164 PHOTOS]

For those of you out there who aren't huge motorheads or gear freaks, Ducati is one of the preeminent manufacturers of racing and road motorcycles. As we've shown you in previous posts about Hot Import Models and Hot Brazilian Grid Girls, chicks dig sleek, fast vehicles. It's safe to say if you own a Ducati, you can pretty much guarantee attention from the ladies. If you need further proof, check out our photo gallery after the jump.

May 30, 2011

61 Sexy Reasons To Salute The Flag On Memorial Day [PHOTOS]

Memorial Day is a time when take a moment to remember and pay tribute to those who've fallen in duty for our country. It's also a day to salute the flag and celebrate all the amazing things America has to offer. One such way to show your pride is to wear the red, white, and blue. No one does this better than beautiful women in an American flag bikini. If you can't make it to the beach or pool, we've got you covered with a gallery of patriotic princesses who wear the flag well. Check it out after the jump!

May 29, 2011

Ode To The Shake Weight: Sexiest Exercise Tool Ever [PICS, VIDS, GIFS]

If a guy could construct the perfect exercise machine, the Shake Weight would be the device of the new millennium. Do you remember when Suzanne Somers would use the Thighmaster on television? That was free porn for anyone growing up in the early '90s. The Shake Weight is 10 times sexier than the Thighmaster could have ever been. It doesn't matter who you are, watching someone use the Shake Weight will immediately take your mind to the gutter. As a tribute, we've put together a photo gallery, video playlist, and compilation of animated gifs showcasing Shake Weight hotties. Check it out after the jump!

May 23, 2011

Vote For The Hottest Victoria In Our Victoria Day Showdown [146 PHOTOS, POLL]

Victoria Day is a federal Canadian holiday celebrated in honor of Queen Victoria's birthday. It's also informally considered the beginning of the summer season in Canada. While there are 21 gun salutes north of the border, here in the U.S., we salute with this photo gallery of the hottest Victorias on the planet - from Mrs. David Beckham to the woman who made us want to play BASEketball. We wanted to include Victoria Justice from iCarly since she's 18 now but we've already been to jail twice this month and didn't feel like researching dates on her Google images. We DO have a pro tennis player, an Olympic track cyclist, a WWE diva, a British pop singer, and a candidate from America's Next Top Model. Check out their pics and vote for the girl you think is hottest in our poll after the jump!

May 19, 2011

Bar Refaeli ‘Yacht’ to Forget About Leo in Cannes [28 Candid Bikini PHOTOS]

You say Cannes (Kahn), we say Cannes (can). Last week, we published a photo gallery highlighting the "goods" of fine French women. Today, we catch a glimpse of Leo DiCaprio's former flame Bar Refaeli in a black bikini on a yacht in Cannes. If your monitor is still intact and hasn't blown up, congratulations. Some people take breaks up poorly. Others, like Bar, flash their flesh and toothy smile all over the place in what has to be the sexiest advertisement to promote one's availability we've ever seen. Check out more Bar below!

May 6, 2011

66 Nearly Naked Nurses for National Nurses Day [PHOTOS]

May 6th is National Nurses Day! On this day, we celebrate those pretty professionals dying to get some doctor dong. Of all male fantasies, nurse is definitely at the top of that list. Consider the tight uniforms, short skirts, and cute little nurse caps. Now add a beautiful blonde with big boobs. Um, I am about five minutes away from sticking this damn pen in my eye just to get treatment from one of these beauties. Maybe Gaylord Focker had the right idea after all! For your daily recommended shot of smokeshows, check out the pics after the jump!

May 3, 2011

You Can’t Help BUTT Stare! [34 PHOTOS]

Stare” feature, in which we capture photos capturing creepy characters eying up some choice cleavage. Women would prefer you not leer or gawk, but it’s just too tempting. With the boob stare you’re more likely to get caught. But, ogling the butt? Much more stealth. We’re huge fans of the bottom as you can tell from our Ass-entials franchise (surfingtennissoccer,lingerie footballJessica Alba), so we commend the men hypnotized by the hindquarters in this photo gallery.

May 2, 2011

121 Babes on Bikes for Bicycle Week [PHOTOS]

May is Bike Month and in the U.S. (USA! USA! USA!) Bike Week usually takes place the first or second week in May. This annual event, which originated in Europe in the early '20s, advocates the importance of bicycling as a means of transportation. It's supposed to help the environment and get people exercising. So, if you're looking to bang a tree-hugging hippie, ride your bike to school or work. To celebrate, we've built this sweet photo gallery of babes on bikes that will make you pop a wheelie (among other things). Check out the pics sans kickstand after the jump!

Apr 30, 2011

100 Very Fit Brits [PHOTOS]

Do Americans realize that we are not the only country with beautiful women? Is there another land overloaded with talent?...

Apr 30, 2011

104 Fast and Furious Photos of Hot Import Car Models

It was the summer of 2001 when The Fast and The Furious introduced the world to street racing. Sure, street...

Apr 29, 2011

Happy Boy Shorts Appreciation Day! [44 PHOTOS]

Newspaper? What's a newspaper? Seems if you want fast, hard-hitting, breaking news, you needn't go further than your local laptop and visit Twitter. Sure, a lot of sources are wildly inaccurate or untrustworthy, but sometimes you discover gems like this: April 29th is "Boy Shorts Appreciation Day". You'd think this was strictly a dude's brainchild, but the ladies are lovin' it. It even got a celebrity endorsement from Cedric the Entertainer. To honor this blessed day, we've sewn together this photo gallery of fine backsides in boy shorts. Now, can we officially change their name to "booty shorts"? Jeez.

Apr 28, 2011

63 Fast and Furiously-Hot Brazilian Grid Girls [PHOTOS]

With Fast Five racing into theaters on Friday, it's important to note just how flabbergasted we are that the franchise has made it this far. It's truly a testament to how INSANE tuners and modheads are. We think they do it for the chicks. Grid Girls love the thrill of street racing at high speeds. Probably the hottest of all grid girls are the Brazilians. Grid girls have great glutes and Brazilians are known for their butts, so you can imagine how tight the Brazilian Grid Girls are. Actually, don't imagine, just check out our photo gallery after the jump!

Apr 27, 2011

76 Super Sexy Secretaries for Secretary’s Day [PHOTOS]

April 27th is Secretary's Day (or Administrative Assistant Day to all you PC sissies).  When we think of secretaries, our minds drift to Maggie Gyllenhaal's performance in 2002's "Secretary". Keep in mind, every time she came on the screen during The Dark Knight, someone in the theater made a fart noise with his mouth. However, in "Secretary", she got placed in our fantasy file. That brings us to the purpose of this post - secretaries are super sexy. There are a few fantasies every man would love to fulfill: schoolgirl, cheerleader, teacher, and SECRETARY. Maybe because it's against company policy or we seek the sense of empowerment. Regardless, we've grabbed a ton of sexy secretaries for your enjoyment. Happy Secretary's Day! Check out the pics after the jump!

Apr 24, 2011

Prepare to be JWoww-ed [52 PHOTOS]

Sure, all the cast members of MTV's Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, "the hotter they are, the crazier they are!" Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!