Jun 11, 2016

Local Rapper Threatens Trump On Instagram, Gets Busted For Stolen Guns

There are plenty of reasons to dislike Donald Trump, but that doesn’t mean it’s wise to threaten him in an...

Dec 17, 2015

Azealia Banks Was Arrested For The Weirdest Crime Ever

Azealia Banks is straight-up crazy, and her latest act of rebellion doesn’t help counter that statement. After recently being denied...

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Apr 4, 2013

If You’re Going To Attack A 56-Year-Old Woman, Make Sure You’re Not Wearing A Fraternity Sweatshirt With Your Pledge Name On It

If you’re a respectable member of society, no time is a good time to mug someone. But if you’re a...

Feb 16, 2013

2 Chainz Arrested Then Exploited For His Fame [VIDEO]

Who knew redneck cops would like 2 Chainz?...

Sep 2, 2012

The 10 Biggest College Campus Drug Busts In The United States [PHOTOS]

Money can be a big issue for most college students, so it should come as no surprise that some scholars...

Aug 19, 2012

Dumba** Shoots Pistol Out Window And Posts Video To Youtube [HOW TO GET ARRESTED]

“Ron Gotti” takes the cake for being the dumbest motherf*cker on the planet this week, a title I thought for...

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May 25, 2012

Jenna Jameson’s DUI + Other Arrested Celebrity Sexpots [MUGSHOTS]

Word hit earlier today that Jenna Jameson was arrested under suspicion of a misdemeanor DUI in Orange County. She was...

The 12 Dumbest Convicted Pro Athletes

The stereotype of the dumb athlete is as cliche today as "blacks love taffy" and "Eskimos own all Locksmith shops" were 20 years ago. And while we don't know much about taffy (accept that it tastes awesome), we are reminded daily that extraordinary athletic ability is not often accompanied by an extraordinary mind. Yes, there are always exceptions to every rule, but these 12 pro athletes have gone out of their way to keep this stereotype alive. Here are the 12 Dumbest Convicted Pro Athletes.

Feb 19, 2011

The 5 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Drug Busts

Celebrities have been busted for a number of things over the years, embezzlement, shoplifting, cheating, and a host of other things. However, nothing tops some of the most ridiculously drug bust over the last five years.

How to Extend Your 15 Minutes of Fame

Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We've put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.

May 14, 2010

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May 4, 2010

Illegal Aliens Getting PWNED [48 Photos]

There is no place better to live in the world than the good ole United States of America. And there is no one more determined to make it here than illegal aliens. They're attempting to cross the border by stuffing their bodies in places that dead bodies don't even belong. So Arizona might as well shove their new controversial law, because these photos of failed border crossings prove just how badly these people want to pick our fruits and vegetables.

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Aug 24, 2009

The 12 Dumbest Convicted Athletes

With Plaxico Burress having just been sentenced to two years in jail for possessing and discharging a firearm in a public space, we are reminded that these masters of the field and the court are just people, too. They make mistakes, and have to pay for them. However, sometimes the mistakes they make are so hilariously idiotic, we can't help but make fun of them. Here are the 12 Dumbest Convicted Athletes.

Mar 28, 2009

ShamWow! Guy Arrested for Beating a Hooker

ShamWow! Guy Arrested for Beating a Hooker • Yo Dawg, I Herd U Liek Goatse Cake Shawn Johnson: Hayden Panettiere's Lost Cousin? • April Fool's Day Montage • Mr. Rogers Is TerrifyingMarisa Miller On a Hog

Jan 6, 2009

Dozens Arrested At New Year’s Bowl Games

Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco agents arrested 46 underage drinkers at new Years Weekend football games in South Florida....

Oct 30, 2008

Carolina Hooters Girls Got The Best of John Daly

Last night golf’s bad boy John Daly was found outside a North Carolina Hooters drunk and unconscious. Winston-Salem police and...

Aug 11, 2008

Rampage Jackson Healthy, May Have Legal Trouble.

After wrecking some sh*t in his giant truck, getting arrested, then bailed out (by Dana White), claiming that he was...

Jul 16, 2008

If I Had A Million Dollars, I’d Buy A Ton Of Cocaine

In the early nineties, Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page promised (in song no less) that he’d buy me and every...

Jul 9, 2008

Student Designs Counter-Strike Map of School, Gets Arrested

I’d like to say ‘this seems fake,’ but these days even the most ridiculous bullshit is turning out to be...

Jun 13, 2008

7 Arrested For Cheering At S.C. High School Graduations

In today’s “this is some serious bullsh*t” category, seven audience members were arrested this week, at two separate high school...

Jan 1, 2008

Former Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Studies Law, Breaks the Law

Kumari Fulbright, a UA law student and former beauty queen, kidnapped her ex-boyfriend and held him captive for 10 hours,...

Dec 22, 2007

Jamie Lynn and Casey – Get Hitched or go to Jail?

As if the media hasn’t spent enough time ravaging the metaphorical colon of people across the internet and TV, we...

Dec 17, 2007

Alycia Lane Brings the Pain!

The New York Post reported that Philly’s fiesty, Emmy Award-winning anchorwoman Alycia Lane was arrested after calling a female cop...

Dec 10, 2007

Michael Vick Sentenced to 23 Months in Jail

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a...

Dec 5, 2007

Collegiate Couple’s Con-Artistry Comes to an End

Nothing says media hoopla more than a young, fresh-faced couple with major assets going above the law, enjoying themselves to...

Dec 5, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Fat Can Be Fit

• Recent studies show that it’s the lack of exercise, not body fat, that’s unhealthy. • Experts break down the...

Oct 29, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Cask Beer is Back on the Rise

All hail old-timey traditions that include things like…beer! I’ve been trying for over 24 hours to enter this site. Now...

Oct 15, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Being Fat Saves Lives

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his...

Oct 15, 2007

Ding Ding Diddy: The Weekend Street Brawl

When a rich celebrity rolls around with 4 bodyguards it’s usually the hired help that does the roughing up. Not...

Oct 12, 2007

Al Gore is Given the Nobel Peace Prize

Al “Super Cereal” Gore is given the Nobel Peace Prize. Good for him! ( Modern moms are lazier than moms...

Oct 5, 2007

First Grade Teacher Teaches…Wasted!

First Grade teacher is found teaching drunk; her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. Bonus: she had two...

Aug 23, 2007

LiLo Avoids Felony Charges; Gets Wrist Firmly Slapped

If there is any lesson to be learned from the charges filed against Lindsay Lohan, it’s that you should always,...

Aug 22, 2007

Foxy Brown Going to the Pound

After violating her probation rapper Foxy Brown, three-months pregnant, will be serving time in the pen until her next court...

Aug 17, 2007

Uncle Kracker Crumbles

The latest case of a talentless musician getting arrested involves the redneck-rocker known as Uncle Kracker, forcible sexual offense, half-baked...

Jul 24, 2007

Lindsay “Blow-han” Lohan arrested for possession & driving while hopped up on Cocaine.

Lindsay Lohan was arrested early AM today in Santa Monica, CA for DUI (she blew a .13) and for possession...