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Jul 8, 2016

This Raving Lunatic Badass Lady Got In A Fight With A 6 Foot Long Snake

What in the actual hell? It’s a short video so there is literally no context, but this is absolutely insane....

Jun 6, 2016

Is This Whale Trying To Commit Suicide? Yes? How Is Sea World Still Open?

This orca named Morgan was filmed lying motionless for more than ten minutes  at Loro Parque in Spain’s Canary Islands.  ...

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Jun 6, 2016

WATCH: Lion Charges Little Kid At Zoo

What was that little dude thinking? Has he not seen dozens of well-thought-out and rational arguments on Facebook about what...

May 26, 2016

Herd Of Sheep Eat Weed Edibles, Go On Wild Rampage

Yupp. You read that headline correctly. Honestly, the most surprising thing about this story is that it didn’t happen in...

Apr 17, 2014

Animals On Motorcycles Are The Real Road Warriors [PHOTOS]

Just because pets and other animals lack opposable thumbs doesn’t mean that they don’t like to rule the open road. ...

Nov 21, 2013

Jose Canseco Tweeted About Being Pulled Over With Goat In His Car For Some Reason

So many questions I don’t even know where to start. 1) Has the years of sauce finally caught up with...

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Aug 28, 2013

Dubstep Cat Welcomes You To The Internet Circa 2013 [VIDEO]

Centuries from now, when scholars and historians look back on this time period that we live in today, this is...

You’ll Go Bananas For These Monkeys Riding Animals Like They’re People [PHOTOS]

I’m not going to lie to you, there’s absolutely no inspiration behind this post except for the fact that this...

May 22, 2013

German Shepherd Tries To Catch Baseball From MLB The Show [VIDEO]

Forget the dog’s attempted catch, which I admit is cute as hell, how about the TV save by sweatpants? Quickest...

Apr 11, 2013

‘Disarmingly’ Cute Service Dogs [43 PHOTOS]

There’s an extraordinary effect police or military working dogs have on a person’s emotions. We all know about the fear...

Mar 15, 2013

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Feb 21, 2013

New Taylor Swift: ‘I Knew You Were A Goat When You Walked In’ [VIDEO]

I really can’t imagine any song that wouldn’t be improved by adding a singing goat into it....

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Feb 11, 2013

Here’s a Dog Driving a Truck [VIDEO]

Big news today: The pope announced that dogs will be allowed to drive trucks!...

Jan 29, 2013

This Walrus Has Already Beat You To Your Morning Workout [VIDEO]

Share this post if that walrus can do more sit-ups than you....

Jan 24, 2013

Beatboxing Goat! Beatboxing Goat! Beatboxing Goat!!! [VIDEO]

Hopefully you clicked through expecting to see a beatboxing goat because that’s what you got....

Jan 23, 2013

This Cat Says You Are Too High And You Need To Chill Out! [VIDEO]

EVERYONE KNOWS DOGS CAN’T HANDLE THEIR WEED AND NEED TO CHILL OUT, WERE NOT ACTING STRANGE AT ALL AND NO...

Jan 15, 2013

Here’s A Cat Riding On The Back Of A Sheep [VIDEO]

F*ck what you’ve heard about the 9am post never featuring a cat riding on the back of a sheep....

Dec 20, 2012

The Weird Goats Compilation Of Your Dreams [VIDEO]

People think goats are weird, but, to be fair, people would say you’re weird too if you were willing to...

Dec 14, 2012

Celebrate Christmas With A Dog In A Santa Hat That Hates Stacks Of Plastic Bottles For Some Reason [VIDEO]

Don’t blame me if you think this video sucks. You’re the asshole who clicked on a post entitled, “Celebrate Christmas...

Dec 7, 2012

This Bilingual Cat Is Better Educated Than You Are [VIDEO]

He speaks two languages. You barely can handle one!...

Dec 5, 2012

Here’s A Dog Making Out With A Kangaroo [VIDEO]

Thanks to Obama’s America these two can now legally marry....

Oct 12, 2012

Hey Dog, That’s Not A Stick, Stop Trying To Pick It Up! [VIDEO]

They say dog is man's best friend. Dog also may be man's stupidest friend. Check that. Your friend who convinced you to do multiple shots on a Thursday night when he knew you had work this morning is stupider.

Oct 10, 2012

What Better Way To Start Your Day Than Watching A Monkey Rubbing His Butt In Another Monkey’s Face [VIDEO]

Sh*t. I didn't realize Petsami was launching an "after dark" channel. Good for them. The Internet needs more monkey-butt-on-monkey-face action.

Sep 30, 2012

Possibly The Only Good Thing About Having A Wife Is She Can Scare Away Bears For You [VIDEO]

She learned it from all the times your drunk ass stumbled home from the bar wanting sex.

Sep 18, 2012

Apparently Elephants Don’t Like Photographers [VIDEO]

A little advice for Kate Middleton: if you don’t want your photo taken, forget the French court system and take...

Aug 19, 2012

Brittany Ishibashi [See Her Tonight on POLITICAL ANIMALS]

21 pics! We thought it was a miniseries, but tonight's Political Animals is pushed as a season finale after six whole episodes. Maybe we'll get another season with Brittany Ishibashi as a gal marrying into a political dynasty. She's had our vote as a real crowdpleaser ever since she showed up on Supernatural as part of a reality-show ghostbusting team. Now check out some pics that'll get you pulling your own lever for this hot babe with a big future...

Aug 13, 2012

The “Kangsta” and 24 Other Gangster Animals [PHOTOS]

Every now and then, there are some funny animal photos that are too funny to pass up. We’ve already brought...

Jul 24, 2012

The 20 Most Epic Nature Photos Taken This Year So Far [2012]

We’re dudes who like to drink, check out girls, party, and have fun with our friends. That doesn’t mean that...

Jul 15, 2012

D’Arcy Fellona [See Her Tonight on POLITICAL ANIMALS]

D’Arcy Fellona on Political Animals (10 pm EST, USA) It’s been a good week for sexy gals from commercials making...

Jun 9, 2012

These Gamers Are Absolute Animals [32 PHOTOS]

What could be better than sitting down with your friends to play some video games? Having your pets play them,...

May 9, 2012

55 Animals Carrying Ill-Eagle Weapons

The photo you see here isn’t a screenshot from the new Angry Birds, it’s a real life photo that’s gone...

Mar 2, 2012

What If Pets Had Megan Fox Thumbs? [PHOTOSHOP]

In a recent interview with Cosmo Magazine, Megan Fox has admitted that she’s ready to have children and wear the...

Jan 26, 2012

Kyle Gets Creepy at the Reptile Convention [VIDEO]

Are you a fan of Tim & Eric and more specifically Dr. Steve Brule? If so, you might enjoy Kyle....

Jan 21, 2012

Enjoy Deez Nuts With These 42 Funny Squirrel Pics

January 21 is Squirrel Appreciation Day, a day where we can collectively give thanks to these loveable, mischievous, little creatures....

Jan 14, 2012

45 Crazy Costumed Creatures for Dress Up Your Pet Day [PHOTOS]

That fact that this day exists makes me sick. People are literally crazy and the degree to which they dress...

Jan 7, 2012

The 15 Most Bizarre Moments In NBA History [VIDEOS]

Throughout the history of the National Basketball Association, there have been moments that are etched in the minds of fans from Magic’s baby hook, Larry Bird’s steal against the Pistons, and Michael Jordan’s game winner against the Utah Jazz. These 15 moments aren’t exactly from that class, they're the ones  deemed strange and/or bizarre. We've listed plays that include Shaquille O’Neal, Derek Harper, the 1999 Chicago Bulls and a guy by name of Dennis Rodman.

Dec 23, 2011

32 Depressed Christmas Dogs In Dire Need of New Owners [PHOTOS]

this past weekend, I decided to take a stroll and what I discovered was ridiculous. There was an absurd number of dogs dressed up in Christmas attire - sweaters, hats... and the icing on the cake was most of them were wearing SHOES. I understand it's the city and there are needles pretty much everywhere, but shoes? Aren't paws nature's shoes? Maybe I'm thinking of horses. Anyway, try to put yourself in the shoes of the dogs in this sadly comical gallery of dogs in christmas garb. Sucks, right? Unless you're a swagimal, then you can pull it off. See the sadness after the jump.

Dec 21, 2011

13 Animals With Fake Degrees

When you see a headline like, "BEST. WIKIPEDIA. PAGE. EVER", on Reddit I thought what a load of trolling bullsh*t. Then I landed on "List of animals with fraudlent diplomas". Wow. You've probably seen institutions that made you think WTF, that can't be real - places like University of Phoenix, Strayer University, etc. They're called "diploma mills" - orgs that churn out BS degrees in BS. The following animals are proof positive that all you need for accreditation is a name. Click to see the full list.

Nov 22, 2011

Animals That Look Like Taylor Swift [PHOTOS]

If you told me, "Hey, Taylor Swift looks like a wide variety of animals" I'd probably casually pepper spray you. The soon-to-be 22 year old singer who took home three awards at this year's AMAs is super cute and most animals that won't eat you are ALSO super cute but she's statuesque and feminine and animals are furry critters with fangs and claws. Welp, turns out there are a TON of animals that look like the Grammy winner. Check 'em out after the jump.

Nov 17, 2011

Supercut of Animals Being D*cks [VIDEO]

Yesterday I showed you some old drunkard getting attacked by monkeys, but he deserved it for jumping into their pen. This time, these humans haven't done anything to deserve the wrath or tomfoolery of these beasts. This supercut is conclusive evidence that animals are just as thieving, horny, drunk, and violent as their homosapien compatriots. In fact, I think we can all learn a thing or two from these creatures. Check them out after the jump!

Nov 11, 2011

The 8 Types of People Who Need Corrupting

There will always be those people out there that are just too good to be true. They'll make you look bad just because they're that innocent. More often than not, they just make me nauseous, but every so often they're trying to cover up the absolute evil within. With me, you know where I stand: I'm just a flat-out d*ck. I haven't raped children, nor have I gone around preaching to people that "God hates f*gs" while I secretly attend crystal-meth fueled homosexual orgies. I'm not saying that these 8 types of people have, I'm just saying they need to stop being so uptight. Trust me guys, it's more fun.

Oct 2, 2011

28 Totally WTF Taxidermy Creations [PHOTOS + CHUCK TESTA]

These pictures are just flat out weird. I've never been crazy about the whole concept of taxidermy and frankly I can't imagine going through a dead animal's body is even remotely enjoyable. Remember that smell in biology class when you had to dissect the dead rat or whatever? Worst smell ever. Now imagine dealing with that on a daily basis and you've pretty much summed up the life of a taxidermist. I guess if it's your job, you might as well have fun with it - that might explain some of the wacky creatures in the gallery after the jump.

Sep 14, 2011

The Advice Animals Meme Should Be A TV Show [18 PHOTOS, POLL]

What the f*** are Advice Animals? They're a series of memes that, I believe, derived from the Advice Dog, which was basically a pic of a cute dog placed on a patterned background with some words of wisdom placed above and below the pooch's image. Simple enough, right? Now, I'd seen the Philosoraptor before and I thought it couldn't get any better. Holy ManBearPig, was I wrong. If CBS can make a show about a funny Twitter account, some network out there must have the courage (wolf) to take a chance on Advice Animals: The TV Series. Check out our slideshow then vote for your favorite after the jump.

Sep 10, 2011

Animals Acting Like Humans [44 PHOTOS]

Animals born in captivity love to act like they're humans. Either they just lack the brainpower to understand that they're not, or they know that they won't be fed if they don't perform up to standard. Either way, everyone wins when a little monkey cowboy rides a dog. I mean, how can you not love that? Haven't you ever seen that squirrel waterskiing? I don't know if they can swim, so he better not f*ck up (I'm pretty sure they don't make squirrel life preservers). Check out our gallery of of animals doing some human stuff after the jump.

Aug 27, 2011

10 Awful Jobs That Are A Waste of Your Degree

So you've just graduated from your $150,000+ education and have found a great starter job. Yeah, you're working 10+ hour days and get paid close to minimum wage, but it's the on-the-job experience that you're getting. I'm not one to knock on job choices as long as you're working towards your goals, but just make sure you stay out of the way of these ten jobs. These are legit dead-end jobs.

Jul 28, 2011

2 Dogs, 1 Subtitled Argument [VIDEO]

What's the future of television? It's 5,000 channels of puppies, kittens, babies, toddlers, and other animals arguing with each other. You've probably seen the clip of the 2 babies arguing, now we have footage of 2 huskies exchanging words via subtitles starring Mishka The Talking Husky. My guess is Mishka is the one on that piece of furniture and the one harassing her is the dude who wants to bone her. Hey man, I feel ya. I'll drop an "I love you" to tap that tooshy. Check it out after the jump.

Jul 17, 2011

You’re The Man Now, Dog! [VIDEO]

I f***ing hate cats. I'm a dog guy. But, that doesn't mean that I love all dogs. I'm not a huge fan of really small dogs. I'm worried I'll step on 'em and kill 'em. So, why do dogs rule and cats drool? Because they're extremely helpful and functional. Ever see a seeing eye cat? Exactly. We're not blind but we do like to get blind stinkin' drunk, so a dog that can retrieve beers would be so ace. Check out the video of man's bestest drinkin' buddy after the jump.

Jul 11, 2011

Tumblrs of the Week: Undergrads Don’t Know D*ck, Animals Being D*cks, 3 Word Phrase

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest sites on the web. With our Tumblrs of the Week column, we highlight the best, most WTF Tumblrs. This week’s Tumblrs feature face-palm-inducing history exam answers by dumb*ss undergrads, prick animals, and a comic strip that speaks for itself. Check them out after the jump.

Apr 7, 2011

What Her Pet Says About Her

It is said that owning a pet leads to a longer and happier life. Not only can they provide you with hours of entertainment, but if you happen to own a cute and cuddly puppy or kitten, your chances of getting laid pretty much skyrocket. With that having been said, the types of pets people choose to own often reflects that individuals key traits and general personalities. If you want to find out if your next potential hookup is a complete psycho or a totally rad chick, then take a moment to find out what kinds of pets she might own and how she interacts with them.

Apr 6, 2011

6 Animals You Didn’t Know Were Dangerous

With millions of years of evolution under our belts (and some trial and error), it's safe to say that we have learned what kinds of animals are and aren't dangerous; essentially, if it's either a really big cat or something with scales that hisses and has fangs, we run like hell. But maybe in our complacency we never bothered to check the Post-It memo Mother Nature stuck to the fridge on her way out. You know, the one with that list of other animals that at first glance look innocuous, but are actually quite deadly. Confused? No worries, just hit the jump to see the list of six animals that you had no idea could be dangerous!

Mar 21, 2011

The Craziest Video You’ll See Ever! [VIDEO]

Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this - 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can't stop - no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself... if losing your mind isn't that big of a deal for you.

Mar 20, 2011

The New Wonder Woman Costume Sucks

• The New Wonder Woman Costume Sucks • The top 25 courtroom dramas ever • Casey "The Zangief Kid" Heynes talks about crushing that bully • A "supercut" mash up of movie titles in movies • Is Alyse Lahti Johnston Tiger Woods’s New Girlfriend? • 6 insane uses of animals during wartime that actually worked • This woman has a vagina like a clown car See more links after the jump!

Mar 6, 2011

Snake Gooooaaaallll FTW! [VIDEO]

Typically talking animal videos churn my stomach something fierce, but the snake in this promo for the BBC series "Walk on the Wildside" is pretty damn hilarious. Not hilarious enough to change my opinion about talking animal videos, but this one's definitely worth a looksee.

Jan 13, 2011

WTF News of the Day: Cross-Eyed Opossum, Tom Hanks’ Son Raps, Brett Favre’s Sister Loves Meth

Today's WTF news items feature the Germans pointing fingers at the U.S. for causing cuteness, future Hall of Famer Brett Favre's sister knows how to party, and Tom Hanks' son gets mad crazy on the microphone. Proving once again that all families are messed up, Read more after the jump!

Dec 10, 2010

Suicidal Christmas Dogs [32 Photos]

If there's one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it's people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F'ing likes it! So let us clear something up - he doesn't f**king like it! He's a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog's balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren't going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal's misery. (Just kidding - dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

Sep 27, 2010

Animals Behaving Like Humans [PICS]

Know how advertisers get people to buy their product? They use animals and the make those animals act like humans....

Sep 13, 2010

5 Best Mythical Animal Videos

If you sometimes ask yourself, "Are unusual creatures living in the furthest reaches of the Earth . . .or my backyard? Are there large wild apes in America? Was that a dinosaur that just sank my boat?" Then chances are, you're either a Crypto-zoo-ologist are just plain curious about the strange beasts reportedly lurking in the shadows by your shed. These videos show us some supposedly mythical beasts. . .or do they. Hmmm?

Sep 9, 2010

5 Unsexy Halloween Theme Party Costumes

Theme parties are the best ways to get hot chicks to leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination and wear next to nothing as a costume. Unfortunately, the following five costumes do absolutely NOTHING for the libido. Make sure you keep this story in mind when picking your Halloween theme.

Aug 30, 2010

10 Jobs You Don’t Want After College

So, you just graduated with your major -- now what? Grad school? Professional school? Joining the work force? In honor of the recession and new grads having a hard time finding jobs that relate to their specific field, here is a list of ten jobs you definitely won't want after college -- especially if you majored in the following.

Aug 11, 2010

When Animals Juice [12 Photos]

Find your pet a little too small and wimpy for your liking? Shoot 'em up with steroids! ..except, please, don't. These pictures should convince you as to why you shouldn't turn your dog in a MLB star. Some things, like nature, should just stay natural:

Dec 13, 2009

Suicidal Christmas Dogs: 2009 Edition

If there's one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it's people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F'ing likes it! So let us clear something up - he doesn't f**king like it! He's a dog.

Jul 10, 2009

A Monkey Making Out with a Cat [Video]

We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That's just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support.

Jun 15, 2009

6 Disgusting Ways Animals Can Improve Your Health

By and large, nature is disgusting. It's chock full of bugs and hobos and other things that roll in feces. But amidst that slurry of nasty, science has been finding a number of medical breakthroughs. Nauseating, repulsive medical breakthroughs. Check out "6 Disgusting Ways Animals Can Improve Your Health" here!

Jun 12, 2009

Car Monkey See, Car Monkey Do [Video]

Sometimes, getting an up-close and personal look at nature can renew your sense of wonder about the animal planet and the Earth in general, giving you a better appreciation for the world around you. Other times, however, a monkey jumps on your car and starts getting it on with another monkey. It can go both ways...

Apr 22, 2009

Gnu Takes On a Pack of Rhinos, Has Enormous Balls [Video]

If you didn't know a Gnu is something of a wildebeest. And apparently sometimes, they lose their F'ing minds and start attacking packs of rhinos for no apparent reason. Not only does he attack them once, but he gets his ass tossed in the air, then goes back for more. That's called having enormous balls.

Apr 21, 2009

The 4 Worst LOL Cats Knockoffs

Okay, those who created the website LOL Cats have made buckets full of money with their utterly simply formula: stupid pictures of cats with captions that sound like they were written by someone who wears a hockey helmet and rides the special bus...

Mar 5, 2009

Top 5 Celebrity Animal Maulings

If I had a chimpanzee, I would surely dress it up in “people clothes.” I think it would be “funny.” But does the chimp have any say in the matter? Hell no. And when that day comes and it attacks me, would people be so damn surprised? Absolutely not - because f**king around with dangerous wild animals is unnatural and retarded. To prove our point, here are the Top 5 Animal Maulings.

Feb 21, 2009

A Monkey Riding a Goat Who’s Walking a Tightrope – and It Just Gets Crazier From There… [Video]

Just when you think you've seen it all, something comes along an blows your f**king mind. This video is one of those things. I don't want to give away the ending, but I will say that it starts with a monkey riding a goat, who then climbs onto a tightrope - and it just gets crazier from there.

Dec 2, 2008

Suicidal Christmas Dogs

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress...

Oct 5, 2008

Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals (VIDEO)

You might have expected to see another SNL –  Tina Fey – Sarah Palin sketch posted here this morning, but...

Sep 19, 2008

Save The Sharks… But Shoot Them Seals

I’ll be honest: I’m a bitch. I have no problem telling it like it is, talking about someone behind his/her...

Jul 27, 2007

Animal Videos You Won’t See on Shark Week

Shark Week starts this Sunday on Discovery Channel. To celebrate I’ve compileed the 10 Animal videos you won’t see on...