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  • Jose Canseco Tweeted About Being Pulled Over With Goat In His Car For Some Reason

    So many questions I don’t even know where to start. 1) Has the years of sauce finally caught up with Jose? 2) What wa…

  • Dubstep Cat Welcomes You To The Internet Circa 2013 [VIDEO]

    Centuries from now, when scholars and historians look back on this time period that we live in today, this is what they wi…

  • You’ll Go Bananas For These Monkeys Riding Animals Like They’re People [PHOTOS]

    I’m not going to lie to you, there’s absolutely no inspiration behind this post except for the fact that th…

  • German Shepherd Tries To Catch Baseball From MLB The Show [VIDEO]

    Forget the dog’s attempted catch, which I admit is cute as hell, how about the TV save by sweatpants? Quickest ref…

  • ‘Disarmingly’ Cute Service Dogs [43 PHOTOS]

    There’s an extraordinary effect police or military working dogs have on a person’s emotions. We all know…

  • New Taylor Swift: ‘I Knew You Were A Goat When You Walked In’ [VIDEO]

    I really can’t imagine any song that wouldn’t be improved by adding a singing goat into it.…

  • Here’s a Dog Driving a Truck [VIDEO]

    Big news today: The pope announced that dogs will be allowed to drive trucks!…

  • This Walrus Has Already Beat You To Your Morning Workout [VIDEO]

    Share this post if that walrus can do more sit-ups than you.…

  • Beatboxing Goat! Beatboxing Goat! Beatboxing Goat!!! [VIDEO]

    Hopefully you clicked through expecting to see a beatboxing goat because that’s what you got.…

  • This Cat Says You Are Too High And You Need To Chill Out! [VIDEO]

    EVERYONE KNOWS DOGS CAN’T HANDLE THEIR WEED AND NEED TO CHILL OUT, WERE NOT ACTING STRANGE AT ALL AND NO ONE IS LOOK…

  • Here’s A Cat Riding On The Back Of A Sheep [VIDEO]

    F*ck what you’ve heard about the 9am post never featuring a cat riding on the back of a sheep.…

  • The Weird Goats Compilation Of Your Dreams [VIDEO]

    People think goats are weird, but, to be fair, people would say you’re weird too if you were willing to eat garbage…

  • Celebrate Christmas With A Dog In A Santa Hat That Hates Stacks Of Plastic Bottles For Some Reason [VIDEO]

    Don’t blame me if you think this video sucks. You’re the asshole who clicked on a post entitled, “Ce…

  • This Bilingual Cat Is Better Educated Than You Are [VIDEO]

    He speaks two languages. You barely can handle one!…

  • Here’s A Dog Making Out With A Kangaroo [VIDEO]

    Thanks to Obama’s America these two can now legally marry.…

  • Hey Dog, That’s Not A Stick, Stop Trying To Pick It Up! [VIDEO]

    They say dog is man's best friend. Dog also may be man's stupidest friend. Check that. Your friend who convinced you to do multiple shots on a Thursday night when he knew you had work this morning is stupider.

  • What Better Way To Start Your Day Than Watching A Monkey Rubbing His Butt In Another Monkey’s Face [VIDEO]

    Sh*t. I didn't realize Petsami was launching an "after dark" channel. Good for them. The Internet needs more monkey-butt-on-monkey-face action.

  • Possibly The Only Good Thing About Having A Wife Is She Can Scare Away Bears For You [VIDEO]

    She learned it from all the times your drunk ass stumbled home from the bar wanting sex.

  • Apparently Elephants Don’t Like Photographers [VIDEO]

    A little advice for Kate Middleton: if you don’t want your photo taken, forget the French court system and take a h…

  • Brittany Ishibashi [See Her Tonight on POLITICAL ANIMALS]

    21 pics! We thought it was a miniseries, but tonight's Political Animals is pushed as a season finale after six whole episodes. Maybe we'll get another season with Brittany Ishibashi as a gal marrying into a political dynasty. She's had our vote as a real crowdpleaser ever since she showed up on Supernatural as part of a reality-show ghostbusting team. Now check out some pics that'll get you pulling your own lever for this hot babe with a big future...

  • The “Kangsta” and 24 Other Gangster Animals [PHOTOS]

    Every now and then, there are some funny animal photos that are too funny to pass up. We’ve already brought you …

  • The 20 Most Epic Nature Photos Taken This Year So Far [2012]

    We’re dudes who like to drink, check out girls, party, and have fun with our friends. That doesn’t mean tha…

  • D’Arcy Fellona [See Her Tonight on POLITICAL ANIMALS]

    D’Arcy Fellona on Political Animals (10 pm EST, USA) It’s been a good week for sexy gals from commercials m…

  • These Gamers Are Absolute Animals [32 PHOTOS]

    What could be better than sitting down with your friends to play some video games? Having your pets play them, of course!…

  • 55 Animals Carrying Ill-Eagle Weapons

    The photo you see here isn’t a screenshot from the new Angry Birds, it’s a real life photo that’s gon…

  • What If Pets Had Megan Fox Thumbs? [PHOTOSHOP]

    In a recent interview with Cosmo Magazine, Megan Fox has admitted that she’s ready to have children and wear the c…

  • Kyle Gets Creepy at the Reptile Convention [VIDEO]

    Are you a fan of Tim & Eric and more specifically Dr. Steve Brule? If so, you might enjoy Kyle. We’ve featured h…

  • Enjoy Deez Nuts With These 42 Funny Squirrel Pics

    January 21 is Squirrel Appreciation Day, a day where we can collectively give thanks to these loveable, mischievous, l…

  • 45 Crazy Costumed Creatures for Dress Up Your Pet Day [PHOTOS]

    That fact that this day exists makes me sick. People are literally crazy and the degree to which they dress up their pets i…

  • The 15 Most Bizarre Moments In NBA History [VIDEOS]

    Throughout the history of the National Basketball Association, there have been moments that are etched in the minds of fans from Magic’s baby hook, Larry Bird’s steal against the Pistons, and Michael Jordan’s game winner against the Utah Jazz. These 15 moments aren’t exactly from that class, they're the ones  deemed strange and/or bizarre. We've listed plays that include Shaquille O’Neal, Derek Harper, the 1999 Chicago Bulls and a guy by name of Dennis Rodman.

  • 32 Depressed Christmas Dogs In Dire Need of New Owners [PHOTOS]

    this past weekend, I decided to take a stroll and what I discovered was ridiculous. There was an absurd number of dogs dressed up in Christmas attire - sweaters, hats... and the icing on the cake was most of them were wearing SHOES. I understand it's the city and there are needles pretty much everywhere, but shoes? Aren't paws nature's shoes? Maybe I'm thinking of horses. Anyway, try to put yourself in the shoes of the dogs in this sadly comical gallery of dogs in christmas garb. Sucks, right? Unless you're a swagimal, then you can pull it off. See the sadness after the jump.

  • 13 Animals With Fake Degrees

    When you see a headline like, "BEST. WIKIPEDIA. PAGE. EVER", on Reddit I thought what a load of trolling bullsh*t. Then I landed on "List of animals with fraudlent diplomas". Wow. You've probably seen institutions that made you think WTF, that can't be real - places like University of Phoenix, Strayer University, etc. They're called "diploma mills" - orgs that churn out BS degrees in BS. The following animals are proof positive that all you need for accreditation is a name. Click to see the full list.

  • Animals That Look Like Taylor Swift [PHOTOS]

    If you told me, "Hey, Taylor Swift looks like a wide variety of animals" I'd probably casually pepper spray you. The soon-to-be 22 year old singer who took home three awards at this year's AMAs is super cute and most animals that won't eat you are ALSO super cute but she's statuesque and feminine and animals are furry critters with fangs and claws. Welp, turns out there are a TON of animals that look like the Grammy winner. Check 'em out after the jump.

  • Supercut of Animals Being D*cks [VIDEO]

    Yesterday I showed you some old drunkard getting attacked by monkeys, but he deserved it for jumping into their pen. This time, these humans haven't done anything to deserve the wrath or tomfoolery of these beasts. This supercut is conclusive evidence that animals are just as thieving, horny, drunk, and violent as their homosapien compatriots. In fact, I think we can all learn a thing or two from these creatures. Check them out after the jump!

  • The 8 Types of People Who Need Corrupting

    There will always be those people out there that are just too good to be true. They'll make you look bad just because they're that innocent. More often than not, they just make me nauseous, but every so often they're trying to cover up the absolute evil within. With me, you know where I stand: I'm just a flat-out d*ck. I haven't raped children, nor have I gone around preaching to people that "God hates f*gs" while I secretly attend crystal-meth fueled homosexual orgies. I'm not saying that these 8 types of people have, I'm just saying they need to stop being so uptight. Trust me guys, it's more fun.

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