[6 galleries!] Get ready for the ladies of Machete Kills: Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Alexa Vega, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, and Vanessa Hudgens!
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Amber Heard sports lethal weapons in her new poster for Machete Kills--and check her out in the lost slasher film All the Boys Love Mandy Lane!
Seeing a lot of pink lately? Even though the color doesn't exist, it's for a good cause - breast cancer awareness. October's slowly becoming our favorite month, between the World Series, Halloween, and all this talk about boobs. In previous years, we raised your awareness with the best breasts of all-time. This year, we've decided to keep the list to 2011's top news-making, buzzworthy women with 100% real racks. There are a couple of surprising newcomers, a few consummate vets, and one (or two?) big ol' glaring omission(s). See if you can find out who and feel free to let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.
I don't know that there's ever been a longer, more anticipated buildup to a primetime TV show about waitresses in the history of the boob tube. No, we're not talking about "2 Broke Girls", we're referencing NBC's series about the beautiful Bunnies that worked at the first ever Playboy Club in Chicago in the early '60s. Back in the spring, Amber Heard's twitpic of her in the iconic Bunny costume made us want the girl who likes girls even more. So, with "The Playboy Club" premiering tonight (Monday, 9/19), we thought we'd profile the leading ladies donning cottontails to serve up drinks, cigars, drama, and sexy time.
Alerts make you take notice, that's why they exist in our world. Hot girls also make you take notice, and I'm willing to bet they share the same purpose. COED took the time to create a new, more fun version of the Amber Alert. Instead of having you look for missing children, we're bringing you the hottest grown women from around the world named Amber. Check 'em out in our slideshow then vote for the hottest in our poll after the jump.
In the midst of all the hoopla surrounding the NFL this year, many people forgot that there is more to life than pigskin. Like, for example, the soft, supple skin of the women whose boobs will be gracing our boob tubes this fall. Now, programming has dramatically changed the past couple years; usually, Fall was THE season for new series, but now each season debuts a new slate. However, that doesn't deter us from pointing out the hottest women to watch when the leaves change color. So if you're near a remote control, you might want to check our list and set your DVR schedule. Check out the rundown of the sexiest actress on fall TV's new shows after the jump.
In today's edition of Wrap it Up we cover the impending stock market crash, the season premiere of Jersey Shore Italy, former Steeler running back and current ESPN commentator Merrill Hoge was a stripper in college, Amber Heard looks hot even without color, Liza Manelli did a sexy photo shoot (?!?), first look at Henry Cavill as Superman, Budweiser's new look, the Darkest Hour trailer, Kim Kardashian's 3D photo shoot, a never before seen of LiLo drinking Red Bull and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
During our Hugh-mongous Hugh Weekend back in April, we posted Playboy's Sexiest Celebrities 2011 list and asked you who you thought was the sexiest. The top 3 vote getters? Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, and Olivia Wilde. None of the 3 have ever posed totally nude nor have they posed for Playboy. While Playmates are hot, nothing's hotter than seeing a celebrity pictorial. Why? We don't know. Maybe because it's so rare? Maybe because it's taboo? Maybe it's the grand reveal? Whatever the reason, we decided to release our wish list of female celebs we'd like to see nude in Playboy. Check out our selections after the jump.
It's hard to believe we are halfway through 2011 and have nothing to show for it. Is it just me or has this year felt like a waste? Enough is enough and now is time to change all that. There's no better way to turn a year around than by checking out all the pretty girls coming to theaters in the near future. This summer has so many blockbuster movies coming out, all filled with hotties, that you'll run out of money before you run out of movies to see. The beginning of 2011 starts today, my friends. Check our picks then vote for the chick that should be our #1 pick after the jump.
Every year, Mr. Hefner releases a list of his sexiest celebrities, usually in the March or April issue of Playboy. This year's list featured a wide variety of women - from young up-and-comers to timeless actresses, musical stalwarts to reality TV vixens. If Hef's annual list proves anything, it's that The Man appreciates all women - tall, short, voluptuous, curvaceous, lean or statuesque. Some of his picks might surprise you, but then that's just Hef's game. See the full list, check out their pics, and vote for who you think is Hef's sexiest celeb after the bunny hop!
March 2nd is Texas Independence Day, a state holiday in which most Texans celebrate the adoption of the Texas Declaration of Independence. The document effectively created the Republic of Texas, an independent nation that encompassed present-day Texas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorado, and Wyoming from 1836 to 1846. Without that pioneering piece of paper, we might never have laid eyes on the wildly wonderful women in this photo gallery. Today, we go deep into the heart of Texas with pics of chicks born, raised, and/or living in the Lonestar State. They'll make anyone - Texan or not - proud to be an American.
With movies like "Black Swan", "Bound", and "Mulholland Drive" exploring the psychosexual rivalry between two women, celebrity lesbianism taps into a very fundamental fantasy for most guys: girl-on-girl action. When hotties like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lock lips, one can't help but think of other steamy XX chromosome canoodling. Here's a list of fantasy pairings of the fairer sex we're hoping will turn into reality. You might notice a lot of these hook ups involve celebrity lookalikes or "doppelgangers". Hey, the best way to convince them to do the deed is to think of it as "self-love".
Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen's rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who've made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!
COED's Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of "Arrested Development" as the most eagerly awaited release for this past year. So, what makes us want to see a movie? It could be our admiration for certain actors or directors, or it could be as simple as a bad-ass poster or tagline. Whatever the case may be, we've combed Variety's Film Release Chart for the movies releasing in 2011 that could be on your "Best Of" list come this time next year. Without further ado, COED presents our list of the Most Anticipated Movies of 2011. See the full list after the jump!
This is about that time when every site releases their annual lists of the best and worst that went down in the calendar year. It’s a time for everyone to reflect on all the memorable moments; to place a bow on the past and send it packing as we welcome Baby New Year. For the past couple years, COED has released our annual “Women That Wowed” list (here’s 2008 and 2009). It’s a rundown of the females in pop culture who made an impression on us – whether it was for posing nude, declaring their sexuality, or for demanding oral sex. Is it always about sex? No. Some of the ladies on this list might surprise you. They sure surprised us.
There's an Amber Alert in effect for all women who like women - 24 year old actress and star of Pineapple Express, Zombieland, and the upcoming Nic Cage action flick Drive Angry, Amber Heard is officially a woman who likes other women. She publicly announced her sexual orientation at a GLAAD event this past Friday evening with her girlfriend, Tasya van Ree. Here at COED, we've always heard her call, naming her our Miss COED of the Day back in January 2009 and placing her on our list of the Most Beautiful Breasts of All-Time. Why? Well, have you seen her photo shoots with GQ, Maxim, and FHM? She's hot enough to turn anyone lesbian. We already scheduled our reassignment surgeries.
Unless you're Osama Bin Laden, you've probably noticed everyone's wearing a lot more pink than usual. Even NFL teams that played this weekend donned pink gloves, chinstraps, hats, or cleats. It's all part of an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer. Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we'd like to call attention to this extremely important issue by saluting the best breasts of all-time. When you're done drooling, GET INVOLVED AND DONATE!
COED's Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of "Arrested Development" as the most eagerly awaited release. Talk about your all-time c*cktease. Looking at this year's tentative slate of box office hopefuls, you might think Hollywood is unoriginal. Even with with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley replacing Megan Fox, Transformers 3 has no chance of erasing the soiled diaper that was Revenge of the Fallen.
Tonight marks one of the most highly anticipated friendly matches leading up to next month's World Cup: The US vs. The Czech Republic. While we're obviously cheering on the U.S team, we're a little more confused as to who to cheer for when it comes to deciding which country has the hottest models. Help us out by checking out the insanely sexy competition and voting on which country deserves to take home the gold for beauty.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month, people. And that means we should be celebrating the awesomeness of this female feature by helping to find a cure. It also means we should also be helping by looking at as many boobs as possible. Because, let's face it, there is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath
There is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I'm talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse - the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are - and how much you want to/can't motorboat them. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look?