What’s the best view on the beach? Judging from this pic, it seems to be checking out the ocean from the length of He…
Every once in a while a celebrity does something so amazing and so awe inspiring that we have to devote an entire post to her genius. Four years ago Jessica Alba wowed the world with an ass pose so perfect and so sexy that we named it the Alba ass shot. And just because it's impossible to improve upon perfection, doesn't mean that countless amateurs are sticking out their asses and trying their hardest to recreate magic.
The Internet is good for a lot of things – answering questions, finding a date, wasting your life away in an imaginary digital universe. But possibly its best feature is the endless stream of pictures random hot girls took of themselves in the mirror. We’re not sure who these girls are or what prompted them to strip down into the sexiest little thing they had and take their picture in the mirror (or how they got online in the first place), but we’re certainly glad they did – this is one trend that never gets old…
A little while back, we noticed a ridiculously bodacious hottie on party photo blog, LastNightsParty.com, which features an absurd amount of super sexy hipster chicks, often drunk and more often naked. Fortunately for us all, the good men of TheChive.com tracked down this lovely looker, and it turns out "Jen Baby" is just a cool 22-year-old chick from L.A. Oh, did we mention she has one of the best bodies we've ever seen? You don't want to miss this one.
There's nothing a man can do to keep himself from staring at a woman's butt when her thong is sticking out. NOTHING! Just a flash of that thing floating just above the waistline is enough to send us into a spat of fantasies so dirty, we can't even begin to mention them. So instead, we'll just give you a ton of glorious 'whale tails' and leave the dirty business up to you.
No matter how much we love expensive, professional photo shoots, there's just something about regular girls taking pictures of themselves for us too ogle over that makes us happy to be alive. Luckily, the good men over at Nuts Magazine have an entire section of their site devoted to exactly this - real girls competing with each other to be the sexiest in all the land.
No matter what kind of man you are, it's impossible to deny the awesomeness that is the tight jeans and G-string combo. They go together like peaches and cream, whisky and cigarettes, blow jobs and... more blow jobs. Often called a "whale tail," this female apparel phenomenon seems to usually happen to girls who have fake tans and tramp stamps, so something tells us it's not entirely accidental.