[6 galleries!] Get ready for the ladies of Machete Kills: Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Alexa Vega, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, and Vanessa Hudgens!
The movies are opening soon, but your zipper will be opening even sooner!
Even in the year 2154, the ageless Matt Damon will still look like Good Will ready to go hunting.
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Kanye comparing himself to Hitler on stage at a recent concert, Rihanna giving an old dude a lap dance at a concert, London rioting, the stock market crashing, Kelly Rowland's double nip slip, the kinkiest cities in America, the best places to live in America, the most important college football team ever, Tiger Woods' former caddie helping his new boss win a championship, Big Boi getting arrested, the most pathetic knock out of all time, Cee Lo Green's new music video starring Steve Urkel and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
No Strings Attached scored the #1 slut... slot at the box office, bedding about $19 million to sexile The Green Hornet. The Way Back averaged under $2k per screen to net $1.2 mil and The Company Men collected more than $6k per screen on only 106 engagements. This week's entries feature Jay Stay fixin' problems, a possessed Anthony Hopkins who may be into Fox News, a biutiful single dad, and a couple of spoiled sisters who lose their line of credit. Screw the Pro Bowl, NHL All-Star Game, and the Winter X-Games and get righteous with these movie previews.