This has to be - hands-down - one of the most awesome stories in all of sports. If you're not familiar with Doc Ellis and his infamous no-hitter: Back in 1970 Pittsburgh Pirate pitcher Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter on LSD. Yes, on LSD. If you've ever done LSD, you know what an impossible, mind-crushing feat that is. Hell, just being in public while tripping is a horrifying chore. How he pulled this off, we will never know...
This bodacious blonde stunner has had more names than fugitive. Her real name is Ashley Simmons, but came to fame as a professional wrestler under the pseudonym, Ashely Lane. She then changed it to Lexi Lane, and finally to Madison Rayne, which rhymes with Lane, but is a bit more cryptic and badass. Either way, she's got rockin' knockers - and something tells us that matters a hell of a lot more than what she calls herself.
All the rage this week is the "Oprah Chimp Lady," a.k.a., the woman who got her hand and her face f**king bitten off by a g*ddamn chimpanzee. Now, we can't exactly say we're surprised by this outcome; if you're going hang out with wild animals, expect to have something bitten off at some point. Luckily, our good friend and master cartoonist, Pat Keegan of TheFreckledFinger.com has put the whole thing into perspective.
Part of being a good leader is not taking any sh*t from anybody. You stand your ground, whip the pansies into shape, and get the job done, g*ddamnit! But the flip-side of that mentality is that you're kind of an asshole. So it goes without saying that pretty much every head coach is a douche, at least a little. But these five winners take the D-bag thing to a whole new level.
The only thing we know about this uber-sexy brunette bombshell is that she's 25-years-old, from Birmingham, Alabama. Besides that, we just have to guess. So, we're guessing that she also likes expensive shoes, has a football player boyfriend (or maybe an MMA fighter?), gets into clubs free, and her farts smell like cotton candy rainbows. Not so sure about that last one, but if you're lucky enough to find out the truth, you're already in good shape...
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One of the best consequences of this whole globalization thing has been the discovery of millions of super hot chicks from other countries that, let's face it, we never paid any attention to in the past. Take bangin' blonde hottie Alejandra Maglietti, here. This amazingly bodacious Argentine stunner is most famous for appearing in a Doritos advertisement, which then led to roles in a variety of television shows.
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With fall in full swing and six teams still undefeated, we are heading into the last leg of the season. This week features mighty battles in the Mountain West, Pac-10 and Big Ten – and yes, I included the MWC, which could surprise some people and find themselves in the national title game conversation (in the event of a miracle). Get ready as COED covers this week’s top ten lineup.
These Blue Devils blew our mind. You and your friends can Duke it out over who will approach them first.
Bear down because this photo gallery of Baylor's cheerleaders will blow you away.
These Misses from Mississippi State never miss the mark when it comes to melting our minds.
If you're a fan of UFC, then you're already quite familiar with bombshell. But if not, let us introduce you to ridiculously sexy super-hottie and UFC Octagon Girl, Arianny Celeste. She's a self-described "professional hot chick," which is about as exact a description as you can get for someone who gets paid to walk around in a bikini, holding a sign. Sure, she's not curing cancer or anything. But she does wonders for erectile disfunction... Zing!
In the college world, the next best thing to being an awesome athlete is being an awesome beer pong player. In fact, it might be even better, since you can get drunk while you play. Which is why people are taking this game to the next level with super-customized beer pong tables. To prove our point, here are the 180 Bad-Ass Beer Pong Tables.
This smokin'-hot amasian is 26-year-old fashion and bikini model, Tia Maria. She was born in the Philippines, and moved back and forth between Italy and her homeland. Eventually, she moved to West Hollywood, California, where her career really took off. Most of her work has been for high fashion shoots that we don't really understand. But that doesn't make her any less hot!
For today's dose of awesomeness, we are giving away a free pair of Nudie Jeans, along with White Denim's new album Fits (iTunes) on CD, PLUS you'll get full-length vinyl copies of both Fits and White Denim's first album, Exposion! To Enter: If you haven't already, simply follow us on Twitter (@coedmagazine), then send us this tweet: "RT @coedmagazine White Denim/Nudie Jeans Giveaway." (Only entries with this exact tweet will be counted.) And that's it.
Today, we want to thank all the good men and women of the United States armed services who've sacrificed for the security of our nation. And you can do the same by sending care packages to our troops overseas, helping homeless veterans or participating in today's Veterans Day festivities. We, on the other hand, decided to gather up a bunch of hot chicks in armed services-related bodypaint.
You know people are always talking about how video games make people more violent and all that drivel? Bullsh*t, right? Well, after watching this video of a level from the new, hottest video game on the market, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you might be singing a different tune. But regardless of where you stand on the issue, something tells me this level is going to cause quite an uproar.