Where would the world be without Page 3? Probably on Page 4 confused as sh*t or, at the very least, entrenched in a war to end all wars. You see, you deprive a man of simple pleasures like topless busty British glamour models and you push him ever so closer to taking out his repression on his fellow man via nuke. As we all know, Christmas is a time of peace and goodwill, so we thought we'd give you a rage-reducing gallery of Page 3 Girls in their skimpiest X-mas attire. Click through to open your gift!
January 21st is National Hugging Day! Know what that means? You can finally cop a feel off that chick with the epic boobs. Just give her a hug and she should automatically give one back. If she doesn't, KEEP HUGGING. She'll get the hint. To warmly embrace this day, we've built a loving gallery of the world's very best huggers, the Page 3 Girls! Ari Gold must be doing cartwheels and you will, too, once you wrap your arms around these pics featuring Boobwiches and Tandem Boob Presses. Now... let go. Let go, dude! Jeez, you smell.
For those not in the know, Page 3 is a feature in British newspaper The Sun and it consists of a topless pic of a hot glamour model. Notable Page 3 Girls include Jakki Degg, Leilani Dowding, Samantha Fox, Keeley Hazell, Jordan (aka Katie Price), Sophie Howard, Gemma Massey, Lucy Pinder, Lauren Pope, Nikkala Stott, Lindsey Strutt, Rosie Jones, and Rhian Sugden. Most of these girls also appeared in Playboy and a variety of COED articles (Women Who Wowed, Sexiest Calendars, etc.) and now you can find them in this virtual mural of merriment. WWE Divas aren't the only hot models to do Christmas!
For the past couple years, we've given you a sneak peek of the sexiest calendars for the upcoming year (you can find 2009's here and and 2010's here). Talk about inspiration to get organized! We honestly can't imagine how you could've missed an important date recently. The calendars for 2011 are no different with Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets, and timeless beauties like Alice Goodwin, Cheryl Cole, Kelly Brook, Lucy Pinder, Rhian Sugden, Sophie Howard, and Vikki Blows making you wish Father Time would chill out and take a break.
Where the hell did this year go? 2009 blew by faster than Carrie Prejean's reign as Miss California. But rather than wallow in the past, we are looking to the future and judging by 2010's crop of sexy calendars, it's gonna be a hot one. From Lucy Pinder to Vicki Blows, here are the 50 sexiest calendars of 2010 to help you countdown the days in style.