So, yesterday I caught a lot of sh*t for not posting that sh*tty pic of the Lindsay Lohan Playboy cover. Well, today I'd like to think I totally redeemed myself. Thanks to Buzzfeed and IMCmagazine.com, we now have a much bigger, better, clearer version of the cover. Don't worry, I'm sure I'll be back in the doghouse before long. Check it out after the jump.
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover leaked online yesterday and everyone went f***ing nuts. We didn't post on it mostly because it was a really sh*tty pic that didn't show much. From what we did see, she looks amazing, but the folks at Playboy are dynamite at deleting imperfections. Case in point, Tara Reid. I loved Tara Reid but after Frankenstein nip slip and tummy tuck nightmare, I thought there wasn't a shot in hell she'd look good. Fast forward to her Playboy spread and eyebrows raise. "Not bad". So, what should we expect with LiLo? Reports state she won't do full frontal nudity, which I hope doesn't mean we won't see nips. To celebrate her cover and pictorial, we've pulled together the funniest LiLo-themed demotivational posters.
After years of Playboy begging LiLo to pose for the leading men's entertainment mag, the troubled 25 year old has finally caved in for the low low price of $1 million. While some of us say it's about 5 years too late, the majority of men are more than happy Sam-Ron's ex has come to her senses. Of course, she's already posed nude for a couple other mags - including a turn as Marilyn Monroe, so this isn't completely shocking. In preparation for what's sure to blow the pants off every man on Earth, we ask that you peruse her hottest photos and imagine what those bad boys will look like in the open air. Check 'em out after the jump.
What in the holy hell in recidivism? Well, if you've ever seen Raising Arizona, you'd know it means "repeat offender". There's no bigger repeat offender when it comes to sideboob exposure than Lindsay Lohan. While some might find her lack of coverage offensive or inappopriate, we can't applaud her efforts enough. LiLo's been through more legal trouble than the Cincinnati Bengals and now that she's under house arrest, we're pissed; we'll no longer get the satisfaction of seeing her boobs pop out of her top as she strolls to and from court. Those things are more out of control than her. Please set up a webcam and UStream account, Lindsay. For the good of mankind. Check out all her sideboob "offenses" in the photo gallery after the jump.
Lindsay Lohan: these two words might spark differing emotions depending on who you are. If you're a housewife or soccer mom, you might have some very choice words delicately laced with profanity. If you're a guy, you'll most likely remember the good old days of Mean Girls (not the Parent Trap, perv). After seeing these photos from her recent photoshoot for Blank, your mind might just go blank. See what we mean after the jump.
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced on Friday by Judge Stephanie Sautner to 120 days in jail for violating her probation yet again. Fortunately for LiLo, her $75K bail was quickly accommodated and she was released after only 5 hours of incarceration. We've always been big fans of Lindsay here at COED and we think enough is enough. It's time to give Lindsay a break. Despite her family being whack, she's shown great effort to get her life back on track. It's high time the courts and the media give her the opportunity to do so. While our headline and gallery are meant to be tongue and cheek, she's beautiful and promising actress with a f**ked up family and she deserves the opportunity to prove herself. Leave Lindsay Alone.
Honestly, we don't know what to believe about Lindsay Lohan these days. Is she a thief? Is she bisexual? Is she a coke whore? Is she really 24? We know one thing: the tabloids and the paparazzi love her. It's not hard to see why - her rack could make Justice regain her eyesight. Previously, we showed you her beautiful bombs bouncing out of the courthouse, now Egotastic has photos of her in a skintight dress outside a Los Angeles courthouse where she's trying to convince a jury she didn't steal a necklace from a jeweler. Lindsay! You don't have to gank necklaces, we'd be more than willing to give you a pearl one! See the pics of her pretty sweater puppies after the jump!
It looks like it's the end of the road for Lindsay when it comes to second, third, and fourteenth chances as a judge on Tuesday warned that if she takes the plea deal in a felony grand theft case, she'll go to jail. Now, LiLo's cooch has seen its fair share of male and female genitalia in her 24 years on Earf, but it's not exactly battle ready for jailbirds. We were lucky enough to catch her boob-tastic entrance to the courthouse after the hearing and capture it in this bouncy animated gif. Yes, we've seen her bare tatas in an ode to Marilyn Monroe and we waited with bated breath for her f***ing hair bra to move in Machete, but we'll never get tired of 'em. We say she's guilty... of stealing our collective stares. See her sidekicks in motion after the jump!
The Next Three Days came out this past weekend. The film stars Elizabeth Banks as a woman accused of murder. Her husband, played by Russell Crowe, attempts to clear her name. The thriller got us thrilled about all the crazy wives and girlfriends who could potentially murder someone, whether it be their mate, their extramarital date, or Jon and Kate Plus 8. Sure, we all get upset at our significant others once in a while and maybe we even fantasize about doin' some damage but a lil' thing called reason comes into our head and we chill the F out. We're not so sure the same would happen for these wild WAGs.
Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don't get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops.
Celebrities have their indulgences. Madonna loves her Kabbalah water and Jon Gosselin can't resist Ed Hardy t-shirts. But these sexy celebrities may have far darker addictions. All of these ladies have been accused of using cocaine, proving that the white powder isn't just for Amy Winehouse anymore. Let me introduce you to our starting line-up of the celebrity coke whore all-star team!
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You might find it surprising for COED magazine to ever admit that boobs can be "too big." It's just not our style. In fact, our style is exactly the opposite, most of the time. But sometimes, having a hefty chest isn't all high fives and ice cream. No, for these celebrities, their ample bosoms have been more a hindrance than a blessing. Here are 10 Celebrities Whose Breasts Are Just "Too Big."