Hey Phillies fans! Still sore over your team’s defeat in the 2009 World Series? Take comfort in the seductive gaze of fellow Phils fanatic Lyssa Lee Roberts. Though she doesn’t list her location (all that stalking finally paid off!) you can safely assume she’s somewhere in or around the great state of Pennsylvania. She’s appeared in the March, May, and December 2009 issues of Strobe Magazine, which I think is a publication that focuses on inducing seizures. You can also see her in a pair of music videos (what’s a “music video”?). The first is for Sparks The Rescue’s single, “We Love Like Vampires” off their album, “Eye To The Sun.” The second is for Innerpartysystem’s “Heart of Fire”. As you can tell from her videos, she’d be the perfect girlfriend because she loves to suck and she’s into Pabst Blue Ribbon. You don’t really need much more than that.
Sparks the Rescue’s “We Love Like Vampires”
Innerpartysystem’s “Heart of Fire”
Height: 5′ 4″
Weight: 100 lbs
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
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