Where would the world be without Page 3? Probably on Page 4 confused as sh*t or, at the very least, entrenched in a war to end all wars. You see, you deprive a man of simple pleasures like topless busty British glamour models and you push him ever so closer to taking out his repression on his fellow man via nuke. As we all know, Christmas is a time of peace and goodwill, so we thought we'd give you a rage-reducing gallery of Page 3 Girls in their skimpiest X-mas attire. Click through to open your gift!
It's beginning to get a little chilly outside, and we at COED have something to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside! The hand bra has not only become a phenomenon, it has also become quite the art form and let me tell you, the girls in this gallery are nothing short of a masterpiece. This gallery of hand bra hotties is sure to get to you in the holiday spirit, and if it doesn't go sit in a corner and sip on some eggnog you Debbie Downer. Check out 44 of the sexiest holiday hand bra hotties that the world has to offer, you won't regret it. Consider it an early present from COED to you...enjoy!
We love posting photos of Vikki Blows, she was our Daily Snapshot and a Miss COED a few years back. Recently, Vikki was a cover girl for Front Magazine. It's well documented that this UK vixen doesn't like smoking pot or drinking, but still chooses to smoke cigarettes and use the word "C*nt." As long as one of her vices remains posing for some hot photo shoots, I won't complain one bit. Speaking of bits, check out our mega super huge gallery or hers after the jump.
For those not in the know, Page 3 is a feature in British newspaper The Sun and it consists of a topless pic of a hot glamour model. Notable Page 3 Girls include Jakki Degg, Leilani Dowding, Samantha Fox, Keeley Hazell, Jordan (aka Katie Price), Sophie Howard, Gemma Massey, Lucy Pinder, Lauren Pope, Nikkala Stott, Lindsey Strutt, Rosie Jones, and Rhian Sugden. Most of these girls also appeared in Playboy and a variety of COED articles (Women Who Wowed, Sexiest Calendars, etc.) and now you can find them in this virtual mural of merriment. WWE Divas aren't the only hot models to do Christmas!
Face it, bras suck. No matter how much they cost or who's wearing them, 9 times out of 10 they're a real buzzkill either because they falsely advertised a pair of substandard tots or they take forever to remove. Of course, there is one exception: THE HAND BRA! We COEDitors feel we've got our thumbs on the pulse of cutting edge hand bras as seen by our previous hand bra photo galleries featuring Karla Spice, Heidi Klum, and Jessica Burciaga. So, we're lending you a hand (or two) by giving you this special holiday edition of hand bras. Never have we wanted to hear "hands off!" more than right now.
For the past couple years, we've given you a sneak peek of the sexiest calendars for the upcoming year (you can find 2009's here and and 2010's here). Talk about inspiration to get organized! We honestly can't imagine how you could've missed an important date recently. The calendars for 2011 are no different with Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets, and timeless beauties like Alice Goodwin, Cheryl Cole, Kelly Brook, Lucy Pinder, Rhian Sugden, Sophie Howard, and Vikki Blows making you wish Father Time would chill out and take a break.
Vikki Blows is a 21 year old glamor model and self-proclaimed "dickhead" from England who has multiple piercings and tattoos. She's obsessive compulsive, hates germs, drinking (alcohol), smoking (pot), and parking cars but loves tea, drinking (coffee), smoking (cigarettes), and one of her favorite words is, "c*nt". She fears vomit and the dark. So, you might want to avoid taking her to a black light, lightning keg party with your stoner friends. We've featured her before as our Miss Coed, and in the Week That Was in addition to profiling her 2010 calendar (link below). It was only a matter of time before we overdosed, folks.
Few women on the planet are as perfectly sexy as vicious vixen, Vikki Blows. The stunning glamour model has appeared (mostly naked) in pretty much every British lad mag, and has countless other magazine and calendar credits to her name. And it's not hard to see why - if there were one model we had to look at for the rest of our lives, Vikki Blows might be the one.