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Aug 14, 2015

The Hottest Sisters of Instagram You Need To Follow

Sheer sex appeal can get you a long way in the world, whether you’re some farm girl who lives in...

Jun 29, 2015

Paris Hilton: Hottest Photos on the Internet

Paris Hilton is one her way back to the top. The blonde socialite may have first made a name for ...

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Jun 29, 2015

Paris Hilton Scores Sexy German ‘Interview’ Cover

Paris Hilton is heating up the new issue of German Interview. The gorgeous blonde socialite has a lot to celebrate...

Jun 28, 2015

WATCH: Paris Hilton Plane Crash Prank Is Pretty Damn Fake [VIDEO]

We were hoping to ignore this whole Paris Hilton Air Crash Prank, but some decent video has started to leak....

Jun 11, 2015

Paris Hilton is a Strong Biblical Woman on ‘ADON’ Magazine Cover

Paris Hilton is making a comeback – or something like that – on the cover of this month’s issue of ...

Jul 28, 2014

Hannah Ferguson Gets Wet for Texas and Carls Jr [VIDEO / GIFs]

It’s been teased for a while, but we finally have the extended version of Hannah Ferguson’s commercial for Carl’s Jr.’s...

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Oct 28, 2013

Daily Six Pack: Paris Hilton as Miley Cyrus, Dogs in Halloween Costumes & More [LINKS]

Paris Hilton Is Miley Cyrus! It’s not even Halloween yet, but Paris Hilton made sure to be the first to...

Daily Six Pack: Dangerous Countries to be a Drunk American, Honest Company Slogans & More [LINKS]

The most dangerous places to be a drunk American You know you’re awesome, but unfortunately not everyone appreciates the extreme...

Oct 17, 2013

Celebrities Eating Ice Cream for National Ice Cream Month [PHOTOS]

Because celebrities eating ice cream is just another way they're just like us.

Jul 16, 2013

9 Weirdest Cars Driven By Celebrities

These are the super expensive cars celebrities should be paid NOT to drive in public.

Jul 15, 2013

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Mar 26, 2013

Is Ford Too Sexy For Its Own Good? [PHOTOS]

You’d think in a country that’s just been shamed for its gang rape murder problems, they’d use a bit more...

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Mar 2, 2013

Chloe Green: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]

We loved it when Eric Cartman’s hand stole a guy from J. Lo, so we certainly love Chloe Green for...

Jan 19, 2013

Woman Who Won The Week: Brooke Mueller [PHOTOS]

Having a winning enough smile to convince a judge to end your probation early is, in our minds, also good...

Aug 28, 2012

Sara Jean Underwood and The Sexiest Girls of Carl’s Jr/Hardee’s [PHOTOS]

Hardee’s/Carl’s Junior must know what young men like because they followed up their delicious Kate Upton commercial in the only...

May 31, 2012

Lindsay Lohan (and 19 Other Hot Actresses) as Marilyn Monroe!

You know why people still get excited about Marilyn Monroe's birthday tomorrow? Because there's been fifty years of starlets trying to outdo the screen legend in everything from beauty to scandal. No hard feelings, though. Plenty of actresses are still eager to pay tribute to Marilyn. We're looking back at twenty of our favorites here, from Lindsay to Charlize to Scarlett--and a few surprises, too...

May 16, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Stories About Meeting Celebrities–Bieber, Tarantino, and More!

Yeah, we know some famous people. They’re really not much fun. You want to go out and party in the...

Jan 6, 2012

Katrina Bowden in Maxim vs. Paris Hilton in FHM, Who Ya Got? [PHOTOS]

I don’t understand how Katrina Bowden isn’t blowing up more. Like, how is she not in every single men’s magazine...

Oct 10, 2011

We’re Picking Up On These 48 Smoke[show] Signals [PHOTOS]

In 1989 South Dakota passed legislation to change Columbus Day to Native American Day. Since 1990 the second Monday in October has been celebrated as Native American Day in South Dakota. We've already shown you some of the hottest celebs you didn't know were Native American and sexy chicks dressed as Pocahontas, but now we're bringing you a brand spankin' new photo gallery of girls we'd love to lay the peace pipe on. Check it out after the jump.

Jul 12, 2011

Wrap It Up: The 51st State Will Be ‘South California’ Edition

Today's edition of Wrap It Up features San Diego leaving L.A. in the dust, Netflix hiking up their rates, Harry Potter baseball jerseys, a robber turned sex slave, a woman's best Lorena Bobbitt impression, a nude dude getting gored at the Running of the Bulls, Cintia Dicker's sexy video for American Eagle, The Dark Knight Rises teaser poster, Casey Anthony's name change, a supercut of cinema's dirtiest dirty talk scenes and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump!

Jul 5, 2011

Wrap It Up: Notorious B.I.G.’s Murder Accomplice Confessed Edition

In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we look at an accomplice in Biggie Smalls' murder coming forward, Entenmann's cooking up a pretty edgy tweet to capitalize on the Casey Anthony not guilty verdict, Fox News reporting Obama's dead, a crazy rally between senior citizens at Wimbledon, a drunk Brewers fan falling down stairs then pissing himself, Audrina Patridge in FHM, JWoww in lingerie for Maxim, Kobayashi crushing Joey Chestnut, Charlie Sheen's Comedy Central Roast, penis size, underrated women, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

Jun 27, 2011

Amber Rose Gets Down With the Shannon Twins at the Playboy Mansion [34 PHOTOS]

The Karma Foundation’s 6th annual Kandyland party took place Saturday, June 25th at the Playboy Mansion. Amber Rose, Paris Hilton, Bulls center Joakim Noah, Master P’s son Romeo, and Craig Robinson were among the celebrity attendees. Hugh Hefner celebrated the night’s festivities with his new girlfriend Miss January 2011 Anna Sophia Berglund. The party was overflowing with Playmates, “Kandy Girls”, and body painted models while world-renowned DJ Paul Oakenfold spun. If you didn’t buy a Golden Ticket, no worries, we’ve got you covered.

Jun 21, 2011

Wrap It Up: Age Is Just A Number Edition

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we showcase the best, weirdest, most buzzworthy pics, videos, and news stories you might've missed on the internet. Today's edition includes a 51 year old marrying a 16 year old, a 21 year old sexting a 12 year old, Paris Hilton becoming single, a girl peeing in a public trough at a Dodgers game, a lacrosse announced droppin' Notorious BIG after a goal, Tim Tebow's five figure sculpture, Grand Theft Auto 5, Batman Arkham City's boy wonder, Lil Wayne's Carter IV, and Lucy Pinder's boob sell the British version of Axe. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump!

May 18, 2011

The 6 Girls You’ll Date in College [VIDEO]

• Here are the 6 girls you'll date in college (CollegeHumor) • What if Facebook were real life? (Heavy) • Who'd You Rather? Blake, Bar, or Gisele? (BroBible) • 5 apocalyptic scenes worse than May 21st (Moviefone) • Schwarzenegger's wife & mistress were preggers at the same time (PopEater) • 71 ridiculous and insane craigslist ads (Uproxx) • Paris Hilton rides to victory (BustedCoverage) See more awesome links after the jump!

May 13, 2011

Ashley Greene Joins Leonardo DiCaprio’s List of 26 Hottest Hook Ups [PHOTOS]

When the world learned that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli parted ways, we celebrated by posting phenomenal photos of Bar Rafaeli's rack (duh). Then reports surfaced that Leo is now hooking up with hottie Ashley Greene, so we posted her sexiest pics. Here at COED we discourage player hating, so we thought we'd pay tribute to Leo's "changing of the guard" with a look back at his unbelievably hot lineage of lovely ladies. See the list after the jump!

Apr 3, 2011

Hollywood’s Best Breasts: “A” Listers and a Couple of “B”s [36 PHOTOS]

With most of Hollywood booking appointments at their local cosmetic surgeon for a little body "enhancement," some of Tinsel Town's hottest honeys have stayed true to their nature and rocked what their mama gave 'em. Sure, they might not fill out a bikini as well as Heidi Klum or have the cleavage line of Scar Jo, but these bangin' babes look every bit as hot. So to those with a little less than a handful, we at COED salute you.

Mar 11, 2011

13 Things You Absolutely Have To Do Before Doomsday Happens on May 21st, 2011

Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning's events, he might be right. But life's too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!

Jan 11, 2011

Weird Foreign Commercials with Major Celebrities [VIDEOS]

Back in November, various media outlets reported Julia Roberts made $1.5 million to appear in Lavazza ad. She did not have to speak. She only had to smile and wink. You know there is good money to be made if even Saint Brangelina is not immune (Angelina shilled for Shiseido in Japan and Brad's efforts can be seen below). More often than not celebrities will shill abroad. And while it can be argued whether or not it makes financial sense for the advertisers to hand over so much cash for celebrities, they are still willing to fork it over (not sans insurance natch, you never know when you have next Tiger Woods or Wayne Rooney on your hands). Meanwhile we can get a few giggles out of latest celebrity endorsements.

Jan 4, 2011

2010: The Year in Celebrity Cleavage [296 Photos]

We think it’s safe to say Katy Perry / Katy Brand absolutely dominated the year in celebrity cleavage. Yes, Christina...

Dec 31, 2010

2010: The Year In Handbras [96 Photos]

We consider ourselves connoisseurs of cupping the boob. Go ahead. Google “Hand Bras”. I’ll wait. See? 2010 was a helluva...

Dec 13, 2010

A Pictorial History Leonardo Dicaprio’s Hottest Hook Ups

He wanted you to show him the blueprints. He asked if you could spare some timber. And he's absolutely mindf**ked you the bejesus out of you with his past two theatrical releases. In short, Leo does what he wants when he wants, no questions asked. He's one of the most versatile actors in cinema and quite possibly the best actor of his generation.

Nov 5, 2010

The 5 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Drug Busts

Celebrities have been busted for a number of things over the years, embezzlement, shoplifting, cheating, and a host of other things. However, nothing tops some of the most ridiculously drug bust over the last five years.

Sep 3, 2010

Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks

Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked! Check out Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks right here!

Aug 25, 2010

7 Cocky Douches That Guys Love to Hate

Guys love to hate celebrities for one stupid reason or another. Sometimes it's because our wives or girlfriends have a crush on them or sometimes it's because they're overrated, untalented nobodies who people obsesses over for no reason. Either way, we can all agree that cocky douchebags are the worst celebrities of them all, well, other than the non-celebrity celebrities (I'm talking to you, Jersey Shore). Here's a list of the cocky douches that we love to hate.

Jul 12, 2010

Celebrity Coke Whore All-Star Team

Celebrities have their indulgences. Madonna loves her Kabbalah water and Jon Gosselin can't resist Ed Hardy t-shirts. But these sexy celebrities may have far darker addictions. All of these ladies have been accused of using cocaine, proving that the white powder isn't just for Amy Winehouse anymore. Let me introduce you to our starting line-up of the celebrity coke whore all-star team!

Jun 29, 2010

Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he's not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood's A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

May 14, 2010

How to Extend Your 15 Minutes of Fame

Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We've put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.

May 13, 2010

Gorgeous Girls Pumping Gas: Sexy Celebrity Edition

Celebrities! They pump gas! They're just like us...in the sense that we're all going to eventually feel the effects of the catastrophic oil spill happening right now in the gulf. While we surprisingly don't have the answers to fixing the oil spill situation, we feel obligated to do our part to keep everyone's spirits high during this global crisis. So in honor of the glory days of oil and gas (circa last month) and keeping morale up, we present 52 absolutely gorgeous girls pumping gas.

Apr 28, 2010

The 10 Most Controversial South Park Clips

The outrageous, offensive, and occasionally socially conscious foursome just entered its 14th year on the air this April. And while most shows fade away after 3 or 4 years, South Park is still making headlines for its controversial plots. Just last week they managed to offend an entire religion with their depiction of Muhammad dressed as a bear.

Apr 14, 2010

The 10 Best Moments in “South Park” History

Weird, wacky, outlandish and always pushing the envelope. Those are just a few of the words to best describe "South Park". Now in honor of this ground breaking, can't miss show, here are what I believe are 10 of the best moments in "South Park" history. See if any of your favorites made the list.

Apr 12, 2010

The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web (According to Google) : 10 – 1

Do you think you know who is the most Googled woman in the world? Think again. After months of painstaking...

Apr 3, 2010

Hollywood’s Best Small Breasts

They might not fill out a bikini as well as Heidi Klum or have the cleavage line of Scar Jo,...

Aug 7, 2009

Top 10 Batsh*t Crazy Paula Abdul Replacements

The big news across Twitter, the Interwebs and every other celebrity gossip site this past week is that Paula Abdul...

Apr 23, 2009

10 Women We Never Want to See on a Hot List Ever Again!

The votes are finally in for FHM UK's annual FHM's "100 Sexiest Women In The World". And for the most part, the list is pretty good. But after seeing who all made the cut, we realized that some of the ladies who constantly appear on these lists have no business whatsoever being branded as sex symbols. We know, we're as guilty as anyone. But we've decided enough is enough...

Mar 11, 2009

How to Infiltrate the Playboy Mansion

• How to Infiltrate the Playboy Mansion

Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures

Famous Pics Turned Into Album Covers

Elizabeth Banks Got Back!

Naked and/or Famous

• Go To Vegas With This Guy

Jennifer Aniston Pokies

Dec 24, 2008

What Would Three Jesus-es Do?

The Bible, man, that's hard stuff to get through. We decided to go straight to the Man himself to get our moral guidance... but, sadly, Mr. Christ did not return our calls. So, instead, we found three college students named Jesus

Dec 3, 2008

Michael Phelps Named SI’s Sportsman of the Year

Michael Phelps is SI’s Sportsman of the Year This Is What’s Called A “Bad Nose Job” Britney Spears Upskirt Party...

Dec 2, 2008

Jessica Alba’s Campari Swimsuit Calendar is Today’s Daily Snapshot

The recently un-impregnated Jessica Alba has new pictures out for a Campari calendar and JESUS CHRIST she’s hot! Dang…If we...

Dec 2, 2008

Thank God This Pussycat Dolls Picture Is Silent

Pussycat Dolls Lingerie Pictures What Is Santa Had A Gmail Account? Top 20 Celeb Nude Scenes of 2008 More Victoria’s...

Nov 25, 2008

How to Meet Girls In ‘World of Warcraft’

Felicia Day Explains How to Meet Girls In ‘World of Warcraft’ How To: Make a Teen Movie That Makes 100...

Nov 20, 2008

Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks

Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure...

Nov 20, 2008

Erin Andrews Plays 2nd Fiddle to a BlackBerry

Erin Andrews, Camera Phones And You A Page From Brad Pitt’s Penis’s Diary Hayden Panettiere Shows Her Little Cleavage Blake...

Nov 18, 2008

Hollywood’s Breast: “A”Listers and a Couple of “B”s

With most of Hollywood booking appointments at their local cosmetic surgeon for a little body “enhancement,” some of Tinsel Town’s...

Nov 7, 2008

Ashley Dupree & The Celebrity Emperor’s Club Revisited

Eight months ago Governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for his involvement in a high end prostitution ring. But yesterday it...

Nov 3, 2008

Superstars Secret Rendezvous At Seinfeld’s Pad

A-Rod & Madonna Take Separate Choppers To Rendezvous At Jerry Seinfeld’s Hamptons Pad Monica Is The Younger, Sexier Cruz Sister...

Oct 23, 2008

Limp Economy Raises Condom Sales

Failing Economy Means Better Condom Sales Gary Busey Admits Snorting Coke Off His Dog Former COED Writer Has A New...

Oct 6, 2008

Mur.Mur is the Best Club in Atlantic City

Wait, check that, Mur.Mur is the best club on the east coast. Bold statement I know, but it is a...

Oct 1, 2008

Miss COED: Natasha Komis

If you happened to read the Dane Cook issue of COED from the fall of 2006 you might have seen...

Sep 8, 2008

The Girls of the 2008 MTV VMA’s Red Carpet

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once...

Sep 1, 2008

The Week In Re-Boob: August 25th – 29th

Happy Labor Day, and welcome to this edition of Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb...

Aug 9, 2008

COED Vault: The World Sexual Relationship Database

As far as W.H.O.M. (World Health Optimization Management) is concerned, it’s a great idea to publish the sexual history of...

Aug 5, 2008

Paris Hilton Officially Enters Presidential Race-Video

If you’re still on the fence about who to vote for this November… you need worry no more.  Paris Hilton...

Jul 17, 2008

Paris Hilton is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Ordinarily, we’d say Paris Hilton is a total hosebeast. But then she comes out with a couple of photographic gems...

Jul 17, 2008

“Cum” Isn’t The Best Nickname Ever

Is “Cum” The Best Old School Baseball Nickname Ever? We Think Not… Keg Barrel Part Of East Carolina’s Football Training...

Jun 13, 2008

Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the...

Mar 12, 2008

Emperor’s Club Celebrity Diamond Ranking

Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced...

Feb 29, 2008

Daily Links: Paris Hilton Topless Pictures

Paris Hilton Topless Pictures [Grumpiest] NJ Nets’ Dancers Are Dunking Divas [Busted Coverage] Rihanna in Leather [NSFW] [Drunken Stepfather] Biggest ...

Feb 19, 2008

Daily Links: Guess That Tramp Stamp!

Guess That Tramp Stamp! [Bastardly] Are The Celtics Dancers Considered Porn? [Barstool Sports] The Guy From prision Break Freaks...

Feb 17, 2008

Some Things Just Ain’t Worth the Travel

Approximately one year ago I spent a weekend at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. To this day, I get emails...

Feb 13, 2008

Daily Links: Daniella Sarahyba – 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Daniella Sarahyba – 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Grumpiest] Gisele Bundchen @ Rio Fashion Shows, Autumn/Winter 2008 [Bastardly] The Worst ...

Feb 11, 2008

Daily Links: Celebrity Video Knock Out!

Dude From Desperate Housewives Gets Knocked Out.. on Video! [Barstool Sports] Victoria Silvstedt Looking For A Sugar Daddy –...

Feb 7, 2008

Step By Step’s Christine Lakin is All Grown Up

Friday nights just haven’t been the same since ABC’s Step by Step left the airwaves and neither has Christine Lakin....

Dec 21, 2007

Paris Hilton’s “The Hottie and the Nottie”

Paris Hilton is a lot of things – loaded, dumb, whorish – but an actor isn’t one of them, as...

Dec 12, 2007

Champagne in a Can? That’s Hot

When she’s not fighting for the drunken Elephants in India the incomparable Paris Hilton shills for Rich Prosecco’s Champagne in...

Dec 7, 2007

Miss COED: Nicole Marie Lenz

Nicole Marie Lenz is a Hollywood bad a** who has appeared in Playboy but is best known for an alleged...

Dec 5, 2007

Celebrity Overexposure: Are We to Blame?

I’ll admit it: I log onto sites like Perez Hilton almost daily. Why? Mostly because I’m avoiding work that I...