What in the holy hell in recidivism? Well, if you've ever seen Raising Arizona, you'd know it means "repeat offender". There's no bigger repeat offender when it comes to sideboob exposure than Lindsay Lohan. While some might find her lack of coverage offensive or inappopriate, we can't applaud her efforts enough. LiLo's been through more legal trouble than the Cincinnati Bengals and now that she's under house arrest, we're pissed; we'll no longer get the satisfaction of seeing her boobs pop out of her top as she strolls to and from court. Those things are more out of control than her. Please set up a webcam and UStream account, Lindsay. For the good of mankind. Check out all her sideboob "offenses" in the photo gallery after the jump.
What's a fripple? It's a freezing nipple. Some might call them "pokies" or "boob boners", but fripple sounds like a tasty delight, a nice lil frozen treat to keep cool on a hot day. It's finally getting warm in NYC, but not enjoyable-warm. More like muggy-warm, which means gross sweat stains everywhere. It also means women don't want to be stuck in those annoying bras. Luckily, we've got the AC cranked and fans on overdrive here in the office. We strongly encourage all females to hang out by the fridge with the door open, just like the girls in the photo gallery after the jump.
• The Force really pisses off the office (Heavy) • Christy Turlington sweats through her hoo-ha A LOT (Barstool Sports) • 5 classic senior pranks (College Humor) • Cintia Dicker models bikinis for Victoria’s Secret (Guyism) • 25 funny senior class yearbook photos (theCHIVE) • Vancouver Canucks flasher has a face, we need a name (Busted Coverage) • Sneak peek of Tom Hardy as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises (The Superficial) See more awesome links after the jump!
It's prom season, y'all. You know what that means - horrible bronzing, butchered hair cuts, super fake eyelashes, ghetto fabulous dresses, and those boss tuxedos from Dumb & Dumber. If you've ever hung out with a girl you know about Us magazine and their feature called, "Celebs - just like us!", which drives regular Joes like us f***ing insane. Why chicks like seeing pics of celebs doing normal every day sh*t is beyond me. Anyway, turns out celebrities ALSO WENT TO PROM JUST LIKE US!!!! OMG!!! WTF!1!1!1!1 Some of these pics are pretty hilarious. So, I guess now we can finally put those rumors of celebrities being genetically engineered super robot aliens to rest. See the gallery after the jump!
Lindsay Lohan: these two words might spark differing emotions depending on who you are. If you're a housewife or soccer mom, you might have some very choice words delicately laced with profanity. If you're a guy, you'll most likely remember the good old days of Mean Girls (not the Parent Trap, perv). After seeing these photos from her recent photoshoot for Blank, your mind might just go blank. See what we mean after the jump.
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Lindsay Lohan was sentenced on Friday by Judge Stephanie Sautner to 120 days in jail for violating her probation yet again. Fortunately for LiLo, her $75K bail was quickly accommodated and she was released after only 5 hours of incarceration. We've always been big fans of Lindsay here at COED and we think enough is enough. It's time to give Lindsay a break. Despite her family being whack, she's shown great effort to get her life back on track. It's high time the courts and the media give her the opportunity to do so. While our headline and gallery are meant to be tongue and cheek, she's beautiful and promising actress with a f**ked up family and she deserves the opportunity to prove herself. Leave Lindsay Alone.
Today's WTF news items feature a new drink from V8 that will get your heart pumping (along with another body part), a former stripper who was able to find her long lost twin from sure death via stigmata, and a duck who should seriously get some consideration from AFLAC after her heroic 911 call. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
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Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning's events, he might be right. But life's too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!
Honestly, we don't know what to believe about Lindsay Lohan these days. Is she a thief? Is she bisexual? Is she a coke whore? Is she really 24? We know one thing: the tabloids and the paparazzi love her. It's not hard to see why - her rack could make Justice regain her eyesight. Previously, we showed you her beautiful bombs bouncing out of the courthouse, now Egotastic has photos of her in a skintight dress outside a Los Angeles courthouse where she's trying to convince a jury she didn't steal a necklace from a jeweler. Lindsay! You don't have to gank necklaces, we'd be more than willing to give you a pearl one! See the pics of her pretty sweater puppies after the jump!
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It looks like it's the end of the road for Lindsay when it comes to second, third, and fourteenth chances as a judge on Tuesday warned that if she takes the plea deal in a felony grand theft case, she'll go to jail. Now, LiLo's cooch has seen its fair share of male and female genitalia in her 24 years on Earf, but it's not exactly battle ready for jailbirds. We were lucky enough to catch her boob-tastic entrance to the courthouse after the hearing and capture it in this bouncy animated gif. Yes, we've seen her bare tatas in an ode to Marilyn Monroe and we waited with bated breath for her f***ing hair bra to move in Machete, but we'll never get tired of 'em. We say she's guilty... of stealing our collective stares. See her sidekicks in motion after the jump!
Two weeks ago, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this last week we anounced another iPad giveaway. Instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we peer pressured you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app. After sifting through more than 100 submissions to COED Magazine’s Facebook Wall we narrowed the list down to our 16 favorite submissions (view below). See who won after the jump!
Temperatures are reaching ridiculous lows here in the Northeast. The National Weather Service issued wind chill advisories, with many reports stating temps "feel" like they're in the -20 to -30 range. We've seen numerous mobile uploads of thermometers in the single digits on Facebook. So, how does one power through this bitter modern day Ice Age? Well, one pleasant side effect for us dudes is seeing a chick's pokies aka frozen nipples aka "fripples".
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A morbid question, we know, but a relevant one nonetheless. Each year we are confronted by the demise of a few famous faces, from the shocking deaths of Patrick Swayze, Brittany Murphy and Michael Jackson in 2009 to the tragedy of Gary Coleman and Greg Giraldo in 2010. It's inevitable, then, that 2011 will also see its fair share of star stiffs; check out our rundown of who we think will bite the dust next year after the jump.
Who knew at this time last year that we'd be entering an epic era of sideboob? Finally, stylists and fashionistas around the globe got our memo: MORE SIDEBOOB! They responded in a big way. After seeing our 200 Sexiest Celebrity Sideboobs of All-Time, who wouldn't want slice and dice couture dresses and tops to show some SFW skin? There's a reason why Katy Brand (nee Perry) and sixty some-odd other potential mothers ended up on our Women Who Wowed list: sideboob. But like all trends and fads, it most likely won't be anywhere near as popular in 2011. So, to celebrate its greatest year, we compiled the 127 sexiest sideboob photos of 2010.
This is about that time when every site releases their annual lists of the best and worst that went down in the calendar year. It’s a time for everyone to reflect on all the memorable moments; to place a bow on the past and send it packing as we welcome Baby New Year. For the past couple years, COED has released our annual “Women That Wowed” list (here’s 2008 and 2009). It’s a rundown of the females in pop culture who made an impression on us – whether it was for posing nude, declaring their sexuality, or for demanding oral sex. Is it always about sex? No. Some of the ladies on this list might surprise you. They sure surprised us.
Growing up is hard. Especially when you're famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they've never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, 'cuz we're doin' a little time travel with these "Then and Now" pics of famous faces.
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For most of the population, showing up completely blitzed to work or school is usually completely out of the question. However, for some celebrities appearing on national television in a state even Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan would find comical is still part of the everyday playbook. Whether they’re personally out of control, or just couldn’t care less, interviews with these celebrities under the influence is some of the better guilty pleasure entertainment out there.
The Next Three Days came out this past weekend. The film stars Elizabeth Banks as a woman accused of murder. Her husband, played by Russell Crowe, attempts to clear her name. The thriller got us thrilled about all the crazy wives and girlfriends who could potentially murder someone, whether it be their mate, their extramarital date, or Jon and Kate Plus 8. Sure, we all get upset at our significant others once in a while and maybe we even fantasize about doin' some damage but a lil' thing called reason comes into our head and we chill the F out. We're not so sure the same would happen for these wild WAGs.
Megamind was mega moneymaker again at the box office, pulling in $29 mil to put a stop to Unstoppable, which ran away with $22 mil. Skyline made back its budget in its debut weekend while Morning Glory has a ways to go to clear that $40 mil budget. This week's entries are few and far between due to Harry Potter. However, if you prefer fiery redheads and homicidal blondes over magical kids molesting their wands, you're in luck.
Celebrities have been busted for a number of things over the years, embezzlement, shoplifting, cheating, and a host of other things. However, nothing tops some of the most ridiculously drug bust over the last five years.
So you think you know this girl? You've met her friends, watched movies together, hung out and talked for hours. Forget Facebook, her tweets, her diary, all her IMs. They don't mean dawk. The only truth is the almighty shot. Here's what you'll learn from her choice of shot...
Unless you're Osama Bin Laden, you've probably noticed everyone's wearing a lot more pink than usual. Even NFL teams that played this weekend donned pink gloves, chinstraps, hats, or cleats. It's all part of an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer. Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we'd like to call attention to this extremely important issue by saluting the best breasts of all-time. When you're done drooling, GET INVOLVED AND DONATE!
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As What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, Smallville began its 10th season earlier this week so the CW sent out pics of Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl. Though Laura is super hot, we wondered what other super sexy celebrities would look like in the Supergirl outfit. It didn't take us long to find legions of photoshopped fakes featuring your favorite femme fatales in the good old blue, red, and gold. We've never been more jealous of the letter, 'S'. Up, up, and away!