So, yesterday I caught a lot of sh*t for not posting that sh*tty pic of the Lindsay Lohan Playboy cover. Well, today I'd like to think I totally redeemed myself. Thanks to Buzzfeed and IMCmagazine.com, we now have a much bigger, better, clearer version of the cover. Don't worry, I'm sure I'll be back in the doghouse before long. Check it out after the jump.
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover leaked online yesterday and everyone went f***ing nuts. We didn't post on it mostly because it was a really sh*tty pic that didn't show much. From what we did see, she looks amazing, but the folks at Playboy are dynamite at deleting imperfections. Case in point, Tara Reid. I loved Tara Reid but after Frankenstein nip slip and tummy tuck nightmare, I thought there wasn't a shot in hell she'd look good. Fast forward to her Playboy spread and eyebrows raise. "Not bad". So, what should we expect with LiLo? Reports state she won't do full frontal nudity, which I hope doesn't mean we won't see nips. To celebrate her cover and pictorial, we've pulled together the funniest LiLo-themed demotivational posters.
November 7th is National Magazine Day. When you're looking to buy a magazine, the first thing you see is the cover (editor's note: Duh). If you happened to see the covers of the 70 issues here, you might have bought the mag without even opening the pages; they're that amazing. You can forget the phrase "you can't judge a book by its cover" for now because, well, they're not books (editor's note: double duh). From Lindsay Lohan to Victoria Silvstedt, from GQ to Playboy, we're looking at 70 of the sexiest magazine covers in honor of this special, glossified day. Check out the hottest covers to ever grace newsstands and mailboxes in our gallery after the jump.
There's nothing I love more than seeing a celebrity who once wiped his or her @ss with money wind up wiping up the floors at Costco for a little extra green. Below is a list of celebs who somehow crawled their way into poverty after earning millions, but spent it all on life's "necessities". These essentials include (but are not limited to): tigers, helicopters, and the obligatory pole dance or two. While some of them are now actually dead, most are just dead to everyone except the IRS. Check out the full rundown of celebs who'd sell their soul to be back on top after the jump.
Seeing a lot of pink lately? Even though the color doesn't exist, it's for a good cause - breast cancer awareness. October's slowly becoming our favorite month, between the World Series, Halloween, and all this talk about boobs. In previous years, we raised your awareness with the best breasts of all-time. This year, we've decided to keep the list to 2011's top news-making, buzzworthy women with 100% real racks. There are a couple of surprising newcomers, a few consummate vets, and one (or two?) big ol' glaring omission(s). See if you can find out who and feel free to let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.
After years of Playboy begging LiLo to pose for the leading men's entertainment mag, the troubled 25 year old has finally caved in for the low low price of $1 million. While some of us say it's about 5 years too late, the majority of men are more than happy Sam-Ron's ex has come to her senses. Of course, she's already posed nude for a couple other mags - including a turn as Marilyn Monroe, so this isn't completely shocking. In preparation for what's sure to blow the pants off every man on Earth, we ask that you peruse her hottest photos and imagine what those bad boys will look like in the open air. Check 'em out after the jump.
This Week In Re-Boob is our rundown of what went down in the world of hot women on the web during the work week. What did you miss? Not much. Only EVERYTHING. No worries, we'll get you back up to speed. In this week in re-boob, we feature Kate Upton's new swimwear shoot, ESPN's Body Issue, a sneak peek at Sports Illustrated's swimsuit shoot, FSU's beach volleyball team, the hottest Tampa Bay Rays fan in the world, the Oregon Ducks cheerleaders, redheads, Asians, Native Americans, Evangeline Lilly, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Uchitel, Daisy Lowe, and Miranda Kerr. Peep the hotness after the jump.
The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Kate Upton posing in some awesome photos for Beach Bunny, tremendous tan lines, photos of Demi (the hottest girl on Tumblr), a look back at Rachel Uchitel before she got married, Mayra Veronica (another good addition to your Spank Bank), Daisy Lowe in her new shoot for Esquire, Lindsay Lohan in her new shoot with Terry Richardson, the best of this week's Twitpic Theatre, and some great photos of Lost's Evangeline Lilly. Check out the hotness after the jump!
Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. In today’s edition, we feature Jordan Carver's guide to Oktoberfest, Jenn Brown's wedding announcement, some hot photos from Layla's recent shoot, Lindsay Lohan celebrating her new job all around Milan, Maxim's Girl of the Day Whitney Cummings, Jilissa Lynn goes Girl-on-Girl, and Rihanna gets boobtastic in her new music video. Check out the hotness after the jump!
We here at COED have a soft spot for hot chicks with dots aka freckles. We don't know exactly how to explain it, but apparently they're genetic and triggered by sunlight. Me, personally, I see a freckle and I get the immediate desire to touch it. Like, in some bizarre way, if I press it like a button, the girl will be instantly turned on. Well, hope you have your pointer finger ready because we've got 22 of the sexiest celebrities with freckles after the jump. Check 'em out while trying NOT to hum "Connect the Dots... la la la la."
September 23rd is Celebrate Bisexuality Day. Bisexuals remain the single most curious phenomenon. I've argued ad nauseum with many friends about whether or not someone can be a "true" bisexual - does that mean they have to split time equally boning boys and girls? Where's the scoreboard? Anyway, there's no arguing our list of the 27 sexiest celebrity bisexuals. To quote Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, "it's okay to put us in a three-way" with any of these ladies. Check 'em out after the jump.
In today's edition of "Wrap It Up", DADT was officially repealed, Conan got caught eye-f*cking Nicole Scherzinger's tater tots, the most miserable cities and the fattest states got called out, Lindsay Lohan made out with her mom, Mike Tyson broke Steve-O's nose, a couple porn stars hope to start a gaming site, North Korea party rocked, Vernon Wells created a meme, Playboy's Jo Garcia put the joy in joystick, and breasts were slapped. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
There's a whole lotta boob on the internet, and you probably missed a pair or two. We're offering you the chance to check out all the great photos released on the interweb before a whole new onslaught hits you next week. It's hard work, but we think you're up for it. Just take it one click at a time. This week, we feature Jessica Jane Clement, a "glamour model" who's bringing the heat all the way from across the pond. Check her and a bunch of other hotties after the jump!
The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Kelly Brook who will turn you into a Ophidiophiliac, Sophie Monk is a motor-boatin' son-of-a-b*tch, redheads who will fire you up, Brianna has got something for your spank bank, reasons why I'd still duff Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan is a role-model I want all girls but my future children to look up to, Amy Childs seriously resembles Miley Cyrus, and Missy Coles is yet another reason I need to become a professional athlete. Check out the hotness after the jump!
The Daily Snapshot is a roundup of the hottest chicks on the internet. In today's edition, we feature the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders in bikinis, more ridiculously hot redheads, Miss USA Alyssa Campanella modeling lingerie, an unfairly hot Candice Swanepoel beach photo shoot, Lindsay Lohan going to dinner in a sports bra, some of Marion Cotillard's hottest shots, Mika Kayama in a teeny-weeny-bikini, Hayden Panetierre plus the hottest petite chicks in sports, and Miss August 2011 Irina Ivanova. Check out the hot pics after the jump!
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, the lead singer of Warrant passed away, Brooke Hogan posed nude for a PETA ad, Affion Crockett is really good at impersonating rappers, Lindsay Lohan did a bloody photo shoot (that's not British profanity), Rosie Jones did a Pepsi Max commercial, Teen Mom "star" Gary Shirley went on an 11-hour stripper bender, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Will Ferrell is a comedic genius. Many will agree while some others think he’s just plain stupid. Well, those few others can go f***ing fly...
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we cover the closure of the world's most popular English language newspapers, George Hincapie's wormy leg, the lead singer of Smashmouth eating a sh*t ton of eggs, newscasters saying 'haboob', the Winnipeg Blue Bombers planking after a TD, new Lindsay Lohan pics, Fabulous spending $30k making it rain at a strip club, Mark Cuban 69ing a dude, ABC News hiring Elizabeth Smart, Roseanne's nuts, Swagger Jagger, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we highlight the internet's best pics, vids, posts, stories, and headlines. Today's items include Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg joining Google Plus, the Russian women's soccer team playing in bikinis, Lebron James dunking on a junior high school kid, MIchael Jordan's love letter from when he was 18, Pam Anderson's high school volleyball photo, Sara Jean Underwood's naked bike ride, Gwyneth Paltrow topless, Shia LaBeouf calling Justin Bieber Frank Sinatra, Obama's a d*ck and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
June is National Dairy Month. The "Got Milk?" campaign could be one of the best and most effective in the ad biz; it's short, sweet, and to the point. Since we're not your mother (father maybe), we can't make sure you drink your milk, but we can make sure you have a steady diet of super sexy women who've "Got Milk". It's scientifically proven these pics will help grow at least one of your bones. Check 'em out in the gallery after the jump!
What in the holy hell in recidivism? Well, if you've ever seen Raising Arizona, you'd know it means "repeat offender". There's no bigger repeat offender when it comes to sideboob exposure than Lindsay Lohan. While some might find her lack of coverage offensive or inappopriate, we can't applaud her efforts enough. LiLo's been through more legal trouble than the Cincinnati Bengals and now that she's under house arrest, we're pissed; we'll no longer get the satisfaction of seeing her boobs pop out of her top as she strolls to and from court. Those things are more out of control than her. Please set up a webcam and UStream account, Lindsay. For the good of mankind. Check out all her sideboob "offenses" in the photo gallery after the jump.
What's a fripple? It's a freezing nipple. Some might call them "pokies" or "boob boners", but fripple sounds like a tasty delight, a nice lil frozen treat to keep cool on a hot day. It's finally getting warm in NYC, but not enjoyable-warm. More like muggy-warm, which means gross sweat stains everywhere. It also means women don't want to be stuck in those annoying bras. Luckily, we've got the AC cranked and fans on overdrive here in the office. We strongly encourage all females to hang out by the fridge with the door open, just like the girls in the photo gallery after the jump.
• The Force really pisses off the office (Heavy) • Christy Turlington sweats through her hoo-ha A LOT (Barstool Sports) • 5 classic senior pranks (College Humor) • Cintia Dicker models bikinis for Victoria’s Secret (Guyism) • 25 funny senior class yearbook photos (theCHIVE) • Vancouver Canucks flasher has a face, we need a name (Busted Coverage) • Sneak peek of Tom Hardy as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises (The Superficial) See more awesome links after the jump!
It's prom season, y'all. You know what that means - horrible bronzing, butchered hair cuts, super fake eyelashes, ghetto fabulous dresses, and those boss tuxedos from Dumb & Dumber. If you've ever hung out with a girl you know about Us magazine and their feature called, "Celebs - just like us!", which drives regular Joes like us f***ing insane. Why chicks like seeing pics of celebs doing normal every day sh*t is beyond me. Anyway, turns out celebrities ALSO WENT TO PROM JUST LIKE US!!!! OMG!!! WTF!1!1!1!1 Some of these pics are pretty hilarious. So, I guess now we can finally put those rumors of celebrities being genetically engineered super robot aliens to rest. See the gallery after the jump!
Lindsay Lohan: these two words might spark differing emotions depending on who you are. If you're a housewife or soccer mom, you might have some very choice words delicately laced with profanity. If you're a guy, you'll most likely remember the good old days of Mean Girls (not the Parent Trap, perv). After seeing these photos from her recent photoshoot for Blank, your mind might just go blank. See what we mean after the jump.