Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. In today’s edition, we feature Jordan Carver's guide to Oktoberfest, Jenn Brown's wedding announcement, some hot photos from Layla's recent shoot, Lindsay Lohan celebrating her new job all around Milan, Maxim's Girl of the Day Whitney Cummings, Jilissa Lynn goes Girl-on-Girl, and Rihanna gets boobtastic in her new music video. Check out the hotness after the jump!
We here at COED have a soft spot for hot chicks with dots aka freckles. We don't know exactly how to explain it, but apparently they're genetic and triggered by sunlight. Me, personally, I see a freckle and I get the immediate desire to touch it. Like, in some bizarre way, if I press it like a button, the girl will be instantly turned on. Well, hope you have your pointer finger ready because we've got 22 of the sexiest celebrities with freckles after the jump. Check 'em out while trying NOT to hum "Connect the Dots... la la la la."
September 23rd is Celebrate Bisexuality Day. Bisexuals remain the single most curious phenomenon. I've argued ad nauseum with many friends about whether or not someone can be a "true" bisexual - does that mean they have to split time equally boning boys and girls? Where's the scoreboard? Anyway, there's no arguing our list of the 27 sexiest celebrity bisexuals. To quote Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, "it's okay to put us in a three-way" with any of these ladies. Check 'em out after the jump.
In today's edition of "Wrap It Up", DADT was officially repealed, Conan got caught eye-f*cking Nicole Scherzinger's tater tots, the most miserable cities and the fattest states got called out, Lindsay Lohan made out with her mom, Mike Tyson broke Steve-O's nose, a couple porn stars hope to start a gaming site, North Korea party rocked, Vernon Wells created a meme, Playboy's Jo Garcia put the joy in joystick, and breasts were slapped. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
There's a whole lotta boob on the internet, and you probably missed a pair or two. We're offering you the chance to check out all the great photos released on the interweb before a whole new onslaught hits you next week. It's hard work, but we think you're up for it. Just take it one click at a time. This week, we feature Jessica Jane Clement, a "glamour model" who's bringing the heat all the way from across the pond. Check her and a bunch of other hotties after the jump!
The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Kelly Brook who will turn you into a Ophidiophiliac, Sophie Monk is a motor-boatin' son-of-a-b*tch, redheads who will fire you up, Brianna has got something for your spank bank, reasons why I'd still duff Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan is a role-model I want all girls but my future children to look up to, Amy Childs seriously resembles Miley Cyrus, and Missy Coles is yet another reason I need to become a professional athlete. Check out the hotness after the jump!
The Daily Snapshot is a roundup of the hottest chicks on the internet. In today's edition, we feature the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders in bikinis, more ridiculously hot redheads, Miss USA Alyssa Campanella modeling lingerie, an unfairly hot Candice Swanepoel beach photo shoot, Lindsay Lohan going to dinner in a sports bra, some of Marion Cotillard's hottest shots, Mika Kayama in a teeny-weeny-bikini, Hayden Panetierre plus the hottest petite chicks in sports, and Miss August 2011 Irina Ivanova. Check out the hot pics after the jump!
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, the lead singer of Warrant passed away, Brooke Hogan posed nude for a PETA ad, Affion Crockett is really good at impersonating rappers, Lindsay Lohan did a bloody photo shoot (that's not British profanity), Rosie Jones did a Pepsi Max commercial, Teen Mom "star" Gary Shirley went on an 11-hour stripper bender, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Will Ferrell is a comedic genius. Many will agree while some others think he’s just plain stupid. Well, those few others can go f***ing fly...
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we cover the closure of the world's most popular English language newspapers, George Hincapie's wormy leg, the lead singer of Smashmouth eating a sh*t ton of eggs, newscasters saying 'haboob', the Winnipeg Blue Bombers planking after a TD, new Lindsay Lohan pics, Fabulous spending $30k making it rain at a strip club, Mark Cuban 69ing a dude, ABC News hiring Elizabeth Smart, Roseanne's nuts, Swagger Jagger, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we highlight the internet's best pics, vids, posts, stories, and headlines. Today's items include Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg joining Google Plus, the Russian women's soccer team playing in bikinis, Lebron James dunking on a junior high school kid, MIchael Jordan's love letter from when he was 18, Pam Anderson's high school volleyball photo, Sara Jean Underwood's naked bike ride, Gwyneth Paltrow topless, Shia LaBeouf calling Justin Bieber Frank Sinatra, Obama's a d*ck and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
June is National Dairy Month. The "Got Milk?" campaign could be one of the best and most effective in the ad biz; it's short, sweet, and to the point. Since we're not your mother (father maybe), we can't make sure you drink your milk, but we can make sure you have a steady diet of super sexy women who've "Got Milk". It's scientifically proven these pics will help grow at least one of your bones. Check 'em out in the gallery after the jump!
What in the holy hell in recidivism? Well, if you've ever seen Raising Arizona, you'd know it means "repeat offender". There's no bigger repeat offender when it comes to sideboob exposure than Lindsay Lohan. While some might find her lack of coverage offensive or inappopriate, we can't applaud her efforts enough. LiLo's been through more legal trouble than the Cincinnati Bengals and now that she's under house arrest, we're pissed; we'll no longer get the satisfaction of seeing her boobs pop out of her top as she strolls to and from court. Those things are more out of control than her. Please set up a webcam and UStream account, Lindsay. For the good of mankind. Check out all her sideboob "offenses" in the photo gallery after the jump.
What's a fripple? It's a freezing nipple. Some might call them "pokies" or "boob boners", but fripple sounds like a tasty delight, a nice lil frozen treat to keep cool on a hot day. It's finally getting warm in NYC, but not enjoyable-warm. More like muggy-warm, which means gross sweat stains everywhere. It also means women don't want to be stuck in those annoying bras. Luckily, we've got the AC cranked and fans on overdrive here in the office. We strongly encourage all females to hang out by the fridge with the door open, just like the girls in the photo gallery after the jump.
• The Force really pisses off the office (Heavy) • Christy Turlington sweats through her hoo-ha A LOT (Barstool Sports) • 5 classic senior pranks (College Humor) • Cintia Dicker models bikinis for Victoria’s Secret (Guyism) • 25 funny senior class yearbook photos (theCHIVE) • Vancouver Canucks flasher has a face, we need a name (Busted Coverage) • Sneak peek of Tom Hardy as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises (The Superficial) See more awesome links after the jump!
It's prom season, y'all. You know what that means - horrible bronzing, butchered hair cuts, super fake eyelashes, ghetto fabulous dresses, and those boss tuxedos from Dumb & Dumber. If you've ever hung out with a girl you know about Us magazine and their feature called, "Celebs - just like us!", which drives regular Joes like us f***ing insane. Why chicks like seeing pics of celebs doing normal every day sh*t is beyond me. Anyway, turns out celebrities ALSO WENT TO PROM JUST LIKE US!!!! OMG!!! WTF!1!1!1!1 Some of these pics are pretty hilarious. So, I guess now we can finally put those rumors of celebrities being genetically engineered super robot aliens to rest. See the gallery after the jump!
Lindsay Lohan: these two words might spark differing emotions depending on who you are. If you're a housewife or soccer mom, you might have some very choice words delicately laced with profanity. If you're a guy, you'll most likely remember the good old days of Mean Girls (not the Parent Trap, perv). After seeing these photos from her recent photoshoot for Blank, your mind might just go blank. See what we mean after the jump.
• 9 Best-Selling Video Games That Aren't All That Good • Cali Logan: A Jersey Girl We're DTF • A Guy's Guide to the Royal Wedding • Tony LaRussa's Daughter Is An Oakland Raiders Cheerleader • Michael Scott's Most Outrageous Office Moments • Fast Five's Sexy Elsa Pataky • 9 Ridiculous Sports-Related Urban Legends See more awesome links after the jump!
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced on Friday by Judge Stephanie Sautner to 120 days in jail for violating her probation yet again. Fortunately for LiLo, her $75K bail was quickly accommodated and she was released after only 5 hours of incarceration. We've always been big fans of Lindsay here at COED and we think enough is enough. It's time to give Lindsay a break. Despite her family being whack, she's shown great effort to get her life back on track. It's high time the courts and the media give her the opportunity to do so. While our headline and gallery are meant to be tongue and cheek, she's beautiful and promising actress with a f**ked up family and she deserves the opportunity to prove herself. Leave Lindsay Alone.
Today's WTF news items feature a new drink from V8 that will get your heart pumping (along with another body part), a former stripper who was able to find her long lost twin from sure death via stigmata, and a duck who should seriously get some consideration from AFLAC after her heroic 911 call. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
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Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning's events, he might be right. But life's too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!
Honestly, we don't know what to believe about Lindsay Lohan these days. Is she a thief? Is she bisexual? Is she a coke whore? Is she really 24? We know one thing: the tabloids and the paparazzi love her. It's not hard to see why - her rack could make Justice regain her eyesight. Previously, we showed you her beautiful bombs bouncing out of the courthouse, now Egotastic has photos of her in a skintight dress outside a Los Angeles courthouse where she's trying to convince a jury she didn't steal a necklace from a jeweler. Lindsay! You don't have to gank necklaces, we'd be more than willing to give you a pearl one! See the pics of her pretty sweater puppies after the jump!
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It looks like it's the end of the road for Lindsay when it comes to second, third, and fourteenth chances as a judge on Tuesday warned that if she takes the plea deal in a felony grand theft case, she'll go to jail. Now, LiLo's cooch has seen its fair share of male and female genitalia in her 24 years on Earf, but it's not exactly battle ready for jailbirds. We were lucky enough to catch her boob-tastic entrance to the courthouse after the hearing and capture it in this bouncy animated gif. Yes, we've seen her bare tatas in an ode to Marilyn Monroe and we waited with bated breath for her f***ing hair bra to move in Machete, but we'll never get tired of 'em. We say she's guilty... of stealing our collective stares. See her sidekicks in motion after the jump!
Two weeks ago, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this last week we anounced another iPad giveaway. Instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we peer pressured you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app. After sifting through more than 100 submissions to COED Magazine’s Facebook Wall we narrowed the list down to our 16 favorite submissions (view below). See who won after the jump!
Temperatures are reaching ridiculous lows here in the Northeast. The National Weather Service issued wind chill advisories, with many reports stating temps "feel" like they're in the -20 to -30 range. We've seen numerous mobile uploads of thermometers in the single digits on Facebook. So, how does one power through this bitter modern day Ice Age? Well, one pleasant side effect for us dudes is seeing a chick's pokies aka frozen nipples aka "fripples".