Jessica Simpson

Sep 18, 2015

WATCH: Jessica Simpson Drunk Video On Home Shopping Network

Jessica Simpson seemed pretty drunk on her last appearance on the Home Shopping Network. The celebrity showed up on Colleen...

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Feb 16, 2015

Jessica Simpson Goes ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ With Husband Eric Johnson

Jessica Simpson and husband Eric Johnson celebrated Valentine’s Day 50 Shades of Grey style: with a slew of sexy Instagram...

Aug 11, 2014

Jessica Simpson Is Just Showing Off Now [PIC + GIFS]

It wasn’t that long ago that we celebrated Jessica Simpson as a Woman Who Won The Week–after celebrating her recent...

Aug 2, 2014

Woman Who Won The Week: Jessica Simpson

After tying the knot with her longtime fiancé over the July 4th weekend (they’ve been engaged since 2010), Jessica Simpson...

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Mar 10, 2014

The 22 Hottest Jessica Simpson GIFs

Jessica Simpson is back in the spotlight and looking amazing--so start getting reacquainted with this big blonde sex symbol!

John Mayer’s Sexiest Hits: The Ladies Who Love Today’s Birthday Boy

It's John Mayer's birthday--and, yes, he's slept with a bevy of bountiful babes. That's why we're giving you the present with these hot pics!

Oct 16, 2013

Jessica Simpson, Anne Hathaway and More: Celebrities CAUGHT Without Makeup!

Stupid celebrities. How dare they go out in public without makeup! Who the hell do they think they are; ordinary...

Sep 10, 2012

Hot Babes Wearing Wifebeaters [PHOTOS]

It’s hella hot out. (Yes, I non-ironically said “hella.”) Damn, if you’re on the East Coast, you become sweaty even...

Jul 7, 2012

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Jan 30, 2012

Babes of the 20 Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials of All-Time

An estimated 100 million viewers will tune into the Super Bowl this year as the Patriots try to exact revenge...

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Nov 7, 2011

70 Sexy Magazine Covers for National Magazine Day [PHOTOS]

November 7th is National Magazine Day. When you're looking to buy a magazine, the first thing you see is the cover (editor's note: Duh). If you happened to see the covers of the 70 issues here, you might have bought the mag without even opening the pages; they're that amazing. You can forget the phrase "you can't judge a book by its cover" for now because, well, they're not books (editor's note: double duh). From Lindsay Lohan to Victoria Silvstedt, from GQ to Playboy, we're looking at 70 of the sexiest magazine covers in honor of this special, glossified day. Check out the hottest covers to ever grace newsstands and mailboxes in our gallery after the jump.

Oct 17, 2011

John Mayer’s Hottest Celebrity Hookups [PHOTOS, POLL]

October 16th was John Mayer's birthday. While that little nugget of information likely goes in one eye and out the other, it should matter to you because (like Leo) this crooner has hooked up with some serious celebrity tail in his past. He's said some douchey things and he's made some ridiculous guitar faces but that doesn't take away from the fact that he's dated the Big 3: singers, models, actresses. Check out some of the more famous girls who have shown him their birthday suit then vote for the hottest in our poll after the jump.

Sep 6, 2011

A Tribute to Jessica Simpson’s Double D’s [53 PHOTOS]

The Daily Sun is reporting that “Sexual Napalm” Jessica Simpson will be getting NEW breasts! Smaller ones, that is. The...

Jul 31, 2011

Wicked-Hot Wifebeater Babes [40 PICS]

You've gotta hand it to these women, they're really taking the phrase 'wife beater' back. I often think that the best thing a hottie can wear is something ridiculously simple because a sexy girl is going to look sexy, straight up. Bells and whistles only distract from t*ts and @ss. A simple tee or wifebeater on a chick also reminds me of seeing a girl in the morning, which is obviously a good thing. Check out these unfairly hot chicks keeping it simple. And hot. Really, really f*cking hot.

Jul 29, 2011

52 Luscious Lips For National Lipstick Day [PHOTOS]

Outside of T&A, what's the sexiest part of a woman's body? We gotta believe it's the lips. When desperate times call for desperate measures, a pair of lips will do just fine. Actresses such as Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, and Carla Gugino have become well-known for their lips, but how do you make great lips even greater? Lipstick. And we know anytime something's great, there's usually a holiday or observance to celebrate it. Hence, National Lipstick Day (which is July 29th). Pucker up, punks, because we have 50+ pairs of perfect, pouting lips comin' at ya! It's okay to kiss your screen. No one's lookin'. Check 'em out in the gallery after the jump.

Jul 15, 2011

The 10 Sexiest Celebrity Siblings [PHOTOS]

Sometimes we often forget that celebrities are real people with personal lives and families. Sometimes, celebrity relatives try to piggyback on their more fellow family member's fame while others ride their coattails. Still, there are a handful that prefer to remain anonymous or at least shy away from the bright lights and intense gaze of the public eye. We could go on all day about the sexiest celebrities, but that sexiness came from somewhere and sometimes it runs in the family. We run down the sexiest celebrity siblings after the jump. Check it out.

Jun 6, 2011

Happy Double D-Day! [127 PHOTOS]

June 6th is the anniversary of D-Day aka Operation Neptune, which was the day the Allied Forces invaded and won Normandy, France. The operation was the largest amphibious invasion in world history, with over 195,000 Allied personnel in over 5,000 ships involved. If you've ever seen Saving Private Ryan (or even the Robot Chicken spoof of Saving Private Ryan's beach scene), you might have the slightest understanding of the sacrifices made on that day. We salute their efforts with the largest gallery of gigantor boobs to ever invade your eyeballs. Check it out after the jump.

May 24, 2011

The Freaking Hottest Fripple and Pokie Photos On The Web

What's a fripple? It's a freezing nipple. Some might call them "pokies" or "boob boners", but fripple sounds like a tasty delight, a nice lil frozen treat to keep cool on a hot day. It's finally getting warm in NYC, but not enjoyable-warm. More like muggy-warm, which means gross sweat stains everywhere. It also means women don't want to be stuck in those annoying bras. Luckily, we've got the AC cranked and fans on overdrive here in the office. We strongly encourage all females to hang out by the fridge with the door open, just like the girls in the photo gallery after the jump.

Apr 16, 2011

A Pictorial Tribute to the Daisy Duke [69 PHOTOS]

What is our obsession with Daisy Dukes? Why do so many of us care about jean shorts? It began in...

Mar 2, 2011

Texas Independence Babes 2011 [42 PHOTOS]

March 2nd is Texas Independence Day, a state holiday in which most Texans celebrate the adoption of the Texas Declaration of Independence. The document effectively created the Republic of Texas, an independent nation that encompassed present-day Texas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Kansas, Colorado, and Wyoming from 1836 to 1846. Without that pioneering piece of paper, we might never have laid eyes on the wildly wonderful women in this photo gallery. Today, we go deep into the heart of Texas with pics of chicks born, raised, and/or living in the Lonestar State. They'll make anyone - Texan or not - proud to be an American.

Mar 1, 2011

41 Riotous “Rock Star” Yearbook Photos

We've been pretty nostalgic here at COED lately. Earlier today, we showed you candid pics from the 61st and 62nd Academy Awards. In early February, we showed you yearbook photos of a former fat kid turned skinny rock star comedian and a beautiful blonde who went from hoodies to hot hand bras. Now, we turn our attention to the music industry with yearbook photos of 41 famous "rock stars". While you may notice not everyone in our gallery can be categorized as "rock", you have to admit they underwent a "rock star" transformation. Can you guess the identities without looking at the captions? See the pics after the jump!

Jan 24, 2011

Baby It’s Cold Outside: 46 Fripple Photos

Temperatures are reaching ridiculous lows here in the Northeast. The National Weather Service issued wind chill advisories, with many reports stating temps "feel" like they're in the -20 to -30 range. We've seen numerous mobile uploads of thermometers in the single digits on Facebook. So, how does one power through this bitter modern day Ice Age? Well, one pleasant side effect for us dudes is seeing a chick's pokies aka frozen nipples aka "fripples".

Dec 24, 2010

The 15 Worst Christmas Songs Ever

As the radio plays tons of Christmas songs and jingles from past to present, you hear those rare gems that ruin the whole mood for you. When you get a pop singer who decides to take on "Silent Night" and ends up butchering it or an up-and-coming R&B crooner who thinks "Hark Hear the Bells" is his way to super stardom, you've got one crushed holiday spirit. The list of horrible Christmas songs could stretch from here to eternity so we've narrowed it down to the most cringeworthy. Uh, enjoy? I guess?

Nov 12, 2010

41 Jiggling ‘Jessica’ Animated Gifs (Simpson,Biel and Alba)

Ha! You said Jif instead of Gif, didn’t ya! Jif’s a tasty peanut butter, brosephina. What are you, a choosy...

Nov 12, 2010

Jessica Simpson Animated Gifs [10 Gifs]

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Oct 18, 2010

Super Sexy Sweater Kittens: 2010 Edition

We know, we know: summer '10 is over, fall is here and it's time to hunker down for the brisk months ahead. Which means all the lovely cleavage has gone into hibernation until spring. But before you go and drink yourself to death from that thought, we wanted to remind you of one of the best parts of cooler weather - super sexy sweater kittens! See, Old Man Winter is a pervert, too!

Oct 5, 2010

The 60 Most Beautiful Breasts of All-Time [PHOTOS]

Unless you're Osama Bin Laden, you've probably noticed everyone's wearing a lot more pink than usual. Even NFL teams that played this weekend donned pink gloves, chinstraps, hats, or cleats. It's all part of an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer. Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we'd like to call attention to this extremely important issue by saluting the best breasts of all-time. When you're done drooling, GET INVOLVED AND DONATE!

Sep 29, 2010

128 Celebrity Supergirl Photoshop Fakes

As What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, Smallville began its 10th season earlier this week so the CW sent out pics of Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl. Though Laura is super hot, we wondered what other super sexy celebrities would look like in the Supergirl outfit. It didn't take us long to find legions of photoshopped fakes featuring your favorite femme fatales in the good old blue, red, and gold. We've never been more jealous of the letter, 'S'. Up, up, and away!

Sep 20, 2010

10 Reasons Why It’s Great To Be A Guy in Hollywood

While actresses and female pop stars are spending all their time and money doing all that they can to get noticed (Lindsay Lohan -- I'm talking to you), it seems like the men are sitting back enjoying the ride, proving that it's great to be a guy in Hollywood!

Sep 3, 2010

Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks

Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked! Check out Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks right here!

Jul 31, 2010

38 Wicked-Hot WifeBeater Babes (PICS)

Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don't get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops.

Jul 20, 2010

13 Craptastic Cover Songs

That's right. Television isn't the only medium that can produce spin-offs for their own financial gain. So can writers! You all may remember the recent post about cover songs being more popular than the original. This time we're covering thirteen cover songs so bad that if given the choice between listening to it or spending an evening with Ann Coulter, you would really be between a rock and a hard place. So if you think Soulja Boi is insufferable (I for one do), then check out these tunes.

Jun 7, 2010

Fight Acne The Manly Way

Acne is the most common skin disorder seen by doctors, and chances are you've had at least one pimple in your life. But why does acne occur? Why do all the face wash commercials feature girls? And more importantly, why does it still happen to grown men? (40% of adults still suffer from acne). There's no reason for you to suffer from acne when there are so many great products out there for men.

May 13, 2010

Gorgeous Girls Pumping Gas: Sexy Celebrity Edition

Celebrities! They pump gas! They're just like us...in the sense that we're all going to eventually feel the effects of the catastrophic oil spill happening right now in the gulf. While we surprisingly don't have the answers to fixing the oil spill situation, we feel obligated to do our part to keep everyone's spirits high during this global crisis. So in honor of the glory days of oil and gas (circa last month) and keeping morale up, we present 52 absolutely gorgeous girls pumping gas.

Apr 12, 2010

The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web (According to Google) : 20 – 11

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE UPDATED 2012 RESULTS! #20 Lindsay Lohan 20,100,000 (click image to view Lindsay’s freaky S&M “Knife”...

Apr 11, 2010

Babes of the Country Music Awards

There is just something to be said for a babe with a slight twang in her voice. As if her looks alone did not make her hot enough, that little southern accent vaults her from babe status to an outright sex symbol. When she shakes her hips in those skin tight jeans, mmm -- it is easy to forget that there are words coming out of her mouth.

The Academy of Country Music will be recognizing the best voices in country music Sunday night (April 18th) with the Academy of Country Music Awards. While they are actually concerned with what these entertainers have to say (sing), we here at COED would like to recognize those that have something exceptional on top of their exceptional vocal chords.

Feb 22, 2010

John Mayer’s 16 Douchiest Quotes So Far

Honestly, I never paid too much attention to John Mayer. Sure, his earlier music hits were like lollipops from a...

Jan 10, 2010

20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer

• 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer • Where Has She Been? • Self-Potato! • Human FAIL • Jessica Simpson’s...

Jan 8, 2010

88 Bull Riding Bucking Beauties…Yee-Haw!

If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls...

Dec 26, 2009

Gemma Atkinson is Today’s Daily Snapshot

You know, we’re beginning to think Gemma Atkinson has a contract to appear in pretty much every British lad mag every single month. And you know what, that’s completely OK with us. With a face this beautiful and a body that rocks so hard it damn near gives us an aneurysm every time we see a picture of her, it’s to be expected.

Oct 23, 2009

Super Sexy Sweater Kittens: 2009 Edition

We know, we know: summer '09 is over, fall is here and it's time to hunker down for the brisk months ahead. Which means all the lovely cleavage has gone into hibernation until spring. But before you go and drink yourself to death from that thought, we wanted to remind you of one of the best parts of cooler weather - super sexy sweater kittens! See, Old Man Winter is a pervert, too!

Oct 6, 2009

The 52 Best Breasts of All-Time

It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month, people. And that means we should be celebrating the awesomeness of this female feature by helping to find a cure. It also means we should also be helping by looking at as many boobs as possible. Because, let's face it, there is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath

Sep 17, 2009

36 Freakin’ Hot “Fripple” Photos

It's getting cold out there, and that means women and their smokin' bods are going into deep hibernation beneath layer upon concealing layer of shirts, sweaters and coats. But right now, we're in a wonderful window between warm and cold - let's call it Nipple Season. So we've put together over 80 titillating photos that'll have you asking, "Is it cold in here?"

Jul 28, 2009

Tony Romo To Security: Keep Jessica Simpson Out!

• Tony Romo To Security: Keep Jessica Simpson Out! • More Awesome Photobombs10 Mike Vick Signs I’d like to See This Season • Best Heckling Video You'll Ever See • Apatow Spinning Off "Funny People?" • Leo DiCaprio Dating A Pussycat Doll?

Jun 20, 2009

Wicked Hot Wife Beater Babes

Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater.

May 29, 2009

The Best Natural Breasts of All-Time

There is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I'm talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse - the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are - and how much you want to/can't motorboat them. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look?

Apr 23, 2009

10 Women We Never Want to See on a Hot List Ever Again!

The votes are finally in for FHM UK's annual FHM's "100 Sexiest Women In The World". And for the most part, the list is pretty good. But after seeing who all made the cut, we realized that some of the ladies who constantly appear on these lists have no business whatsoever being branded as sex symbols. We know, we're as guilty as anyone. But we've decided enough is enough...

Apr 12, 2009

Deep Thoughts With Jessica Simpson

• Jessica Simpson is the new Stewart Smalley

Tweenbots hit NYC • Get the Prince 'Opus' iPod for just $2100.00 • Roddick to marry Brooklyn Decker next weekend • 7 crazy civilian uses for nuclear bombsGPS-enabled inhalers???

Mar 2, 2009

Texas Independence Babes

Yee-haw - It's Texas Independence Day! On this day in 1836, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted. And 173 years later, the state is still big as hell and going strong. So to celebrate this under-appreciated holiday, we've rounded-up all the hottest Texans we could find. From Jessica Simpson to Jessica Drake, these lovely ladies are definitely not to be messed with.

Feb 16, 2009

Kid Cudi Tasered At Reebok All-Star Party

- Kid Cudi Tasered At Reebok All-Star Party - This Is Why Simon Cowell Gets Paid Big $$$ - Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are PHAT - Making Out is Hotter Than Sex - Sexiest Female on the Planet '09 Finals - Iceland's Jeep That Rides On Water

Feb 9, 2009

The Top 12 Worst Celebrity Outbursts

• The Top 12 Worst Celebrity Outbursts • No Sleep Til...Brooklyn Decker • Did Kelly Clarkson Eat Jessica Simpson?Jelly Fish Likes To Techno Party • Who The Hell Is Laura Ramsey?! • Joe Montana Explains How to Be Clutch

Feb 9, 2009

Valentine’s Day Strip Tease Generator

• Valentine's Day Strip Tease Generator • Marisa Miller Is Grammy ShwingtasticMelanie Collins,Newest Hockey WAG • Mini-Me Porn Co-Star Topless [NSFW] • Extremely Low Jet Flyby • The Circle of Life: Jocks vs. Nerds

Jan 30, 2009

Arrested Development Movie Is On!

Arrested Development Movie Is On! • Uhhh WOW! There's A Growing Problem In My Pants! • Jessica Simpson Isn't Fat: New PicsSuper Bowl Parties Are Fun...For Athletes • 40 People Show Up To "Million Manny March," • Demand For Phish Concert Tix Crash Servers

Jan 26, 2009

The Top 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Sport 2009

It’s no secret – sports stars get the hottest tail out of anyone on the planet. In fact, the girls...

Jan 20, 2009

God Bless The U.S. T & A

Barack Obama has successfully been inaugurated as the 44th President of the United States, and now it’s time to get...

Jan 2, 2009

The 25 Sexiest Photo Collections of 2008

We’ve seen a lot over the past year, from historic elections to historic crashes – plus, a whole lotta boobs....

Jan 1, 2009

The Top 50 Sexiest WAGs Of World Sport 2009 : 25 – 01

#25  Amanda Harrington Significant Other: Joey Barton [Futbol, Newcastle] Is it us, or are the Brits exporting some of the...

Dec 27, 2008

The Year in Re-Boob: 2008

Gentlemen, it’s been a long year – a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. And...

Dec 16, 2008

Open Up And Say Ah(some): Celebrity Tongues

If you’re a fan of Hayden Panettiere (and you should be), you may have noticed that the woman loves to...

Dec 8, 2008

Belt Buckles & Mooseknuckles

If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls...

Dec 5, 2008

Hardcore Porn Enters UCLA’s Curriculum

Hardcore Porn Enters UCLA’s Curriculum It has been three decades since the last time an adult film screened at UCLA...

Nov 20, 2008

Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks

Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure...

Nov 19, 2008

The 13 Horniest Mascots In The World

The 13 Horniest Mascots In The World If TV Shows Had Truthful Titles Katy Perry Has A Lollipop Stuck In...

Nov 17, 2008

The Week In Re-Boob: November 10th – 16th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries...

Nov 14, 2008

The Hottest Girls of Country Music

After watching Shania Twain (and her amazing twins) rocking the Country Music Awards, we suddenly realized just how many super...

Nov 10, 2008

The Week In Re-Boob: November 4th – 9th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries...

Nov 7, 2008

60 Sexy SideBoobs

We here at COED, like you – wherever the hell you are – never get tired of boobs. That’s why...

Nov 7, 2008

Ashley Dupree & The Celebrity Emperor’s Club Revisited

Eight months ago Governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for his involvement in a high end prostitution ring. But yesterday it...

Nov 6, 2008

Gemma Atkinson is Today’s Daily Snapshot

You know, we’re beginning to think Gemma Atkinson has a contract to appear in pretty much every British lad mag...

Oct 17, 2008

Super Sexy Sweater Kittens

With the cool winds of fall flowing down from the North, it’s time to say goodbye to the cleavage-rific tank-top...

Oct 15, 2008

Wicked Hot Wife Beater Babes

Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down....

Oct 13, 2008

The Great Depression vs The New Depression

The Great Depression vs The New Depression Sarah Palin Is a Weirdo Top 10 “Top 10 Hottest” Chicks Lists Jessica...

Oct 9, 2008

Double-D Alert! Katy Perry’s Boobs On The Loose!

DD Alert! Please Check Out These Pics of Katy Perry’s Boobs! Economy Sucks But At Least Your Not This Guy...

Oct 8, 2008

The 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time

If you haven’t noticed, we here at COED love women. We couldn’t live without them – neither could you. Another...