• It’s Almost Dinner Time So Here’s A 7-Foot-Long, 27-Pound, 36,720 Calorie Gummy Python
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    It’s Almost Dinner Time So Here’s A 7-Foot-Long, 27-Pound, 36,720 Calorie Gummy Python

    Over at Vat19, you can buy all sorts of gummy grub — 5-pound gummy bears, 2.5-foot-long gummy snakes — but t…

    Mike | November 8, 2012 5:15 pm
  • Who Wants Pizza-Flavored Ice Cream? (No, Seriously)
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    Who Wants Pizza-Flavored Ice Cream? (No, Seriously)

    Weird ice cream flavors are nothing new. Ever since the world went food crazy (about the time when the Food Network reali…

    Mike | November 8, 2012 1:30 pm
  • Sushi Cologne Will… Make You Smell Strange?
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    Sushi Cologne Will… Make You Smell Strange?

    Sushi cologne is a real thing. You can buy it from Demeter Fragrances right now. According to their description, it has &…

    Mike | November 7, 2012 1:09 pm
  • Is A Skittles Sorting Machine The Most Worthless Machine Ever Invented? [VIDEO]
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    Is A Skittles Sorting Machine The Most Worthless Machine Ever Invented? [VIDEO]

    I’m sick of this goddamn Skittles Illuminati and their refusal to allow us to taste the rainbow one color at a time…

    Mike | November 5, 2012 12:31 pm | 3 Comments
  • Genius Invents Taco Cannon
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    Genius Invents Taco Cannon

    The world has seen many great inventions — the light bulb by Thomas Edison, the internet by Al Gore, the universe b…

    Mike | November 2, 2012 12:27 pm
  • Jack Daniel’s To Release A Colorless ‘White Whiskey’ Next Year
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    Jack Daniel’s To Release A Colorless ‘White Whiskey’ Next Year

    From rock stars to alcoholics, everyone loves Jack Daniel’s. Their signature whiskey is relatively easy drink…

    Mike | October 31, 2012 2:21 pm
  • Pornkins: The Pornographic Pumpkin Carving Kit
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    Pornkins: The Pornographic Pumpkin Carving Kit

    Halloween is today which means it’s not too late to carve a pumpkin. And if you’re going to carve a pumpkin,…

    Mike | October 31, 2012 11:37 am
  • Eat Your Salad Out Of A Cone Like A Man
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    Eat Your Salad Out Of A Cone Like A Man

    DudeFoods.com has done it again, this time creating the salad cone — a cone made out of croutons stuffed with the i…

    Mike | October 30, 2012 3:01 pm
  • A College Sweatshirt For The Place You Really Spent Your College Years: The Internet [PICS]
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    A College Sweatshirt For The Place You Really Spent Your College Years: The Internet [PICS]

    A sophisticated college sweatshirt sporting the name and crest of your university of choice is as old a tradition as get…

    Mike | October 24, 2012 5:06 pm
  • Here’s That Giant Black D*ng Halloween Costume You Were Looking For
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    Here’s That Giant Black D*ng Halloween Costume You Were Looking For

    Some people are calling this costume offensive. And I agree. It’s definitely offensive to penises. Seriously, whose penis looks like that? Wrinkly and with two tiny little balls and a giant saggy bottle cap head…

    Mike | October 23, 2012 10:10 am
  • Make Candy Corn On The Cob Out Of Candy Corn And Cookie Dough If You Don’t Value Your Life
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    Make Candy Corn On The Cob Out Of Candy Corn And Cookie Dough If You Don’t Value Your Life

    You know what people are always complaining about? Not getting enough sugar on Halloween. Well, problem solved. Candy Corn on the Cob is exactly what it sounds like: a whole cob full (an “ear” if you will) of corn with every kernel being a diabetes-inducing piece of that ol’ Halloween favorite, candy corn. And of course, the perfect product to use for the cob…

    Mike | October 19, 2012 3:44 pm
  • The MOGA Android Gaming Controller Would Be Awesome If I Could Get The Damn Thing To Work [REVIEW]
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    The MOGA Android Gaming Controller Would Be Awesome If I Could Get The Damn Thing To Work [REVIEW]

    The Power A MOGA Android gaming controller is conceptually a great idea for hardware for the mobile market. If you don’t feel like dropping major cash on a Playstation Vita or a Nintendo 3DS, the $49.99 price tag is super appealing. However, I’ve had the controller for about 5 days now, and had trouble getting the device to work properly due to software issues…

    Theo Jones | October 19, 2012 2:19 pm | 2 Comments
  • Is This The World’s Most Expensive Vibrator?
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    Is This The World’s Most Expensive Vibrator?

    Geekologie claims they have found the world’s most expensive vibrator — a $15,000 gold-plated future heirloom that will surely be passed down for generations. (That last part is only my assumption.) According to their post, they cite the vibrator’s manufacturer who provides the following description…

    Mike | October 12, 2012 3:30 pm | 1 Comment
  • Deliciousness Denied: STD Cupcakes [PHOTO]
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    Deliciousness Denied: STD Cupcakes [PHOTO]

    I should never had sex with those cupcakes. Sorry, cupcakes.

    Mike | October 12, 2012 12:30 pm
  • Beer And Bacon Battered Deep Fried White Castle Sliders Look Awesome, Of Course…
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    Beer And Bacon Battered Deep Fried White Castle Sliders Look Awesome, Of Course…

    We’ve become desensitized to crazy food. I saw these beer and bacon battered deep fried White Castle sliders and I didn’t even flinch. Well, I mean, I flinched in the sense of thinking, “Wow, that looks f***ing amazing” was my first visceral reaction. But I didn’t flinch in the sense that I wasn’t immediately filled with shock. He used cheeseburger sliders by the way. Did I mention that? So each bite…

    Mike | October 10, 2012 2:45 pm | 2 Comments
  • Brewery Releasing Beer Brewed With Bull Testicles Today
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    Brewery Releasing Beer Brewed With Bull Testicles Today

    What are you doing at 5pm today? If you’re in Denver, Colorado, you can head over to the Wynkoop Brewing Company and watch them tap the inaugural keg of Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout — the first [presumably] beer brewed with real bull testicles. It started as an April Fools joke. The “oyster stout” is a common style of stout. And “Rocky Mountain oysters” are a common regional food in Colorado…

    Mike | October 8, 2012 2:39 pm
  • Maybe Your Beer Pong Game Has Been Struggling Because You Don’t Have Proper Beer Pong Footwear
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    Maybe Your Beer Pong Game Has Been Struggling Because You Don’t Have Proper Beer Pong Footwear

    What I actually need is special pair of beer pong short with additional padding on the ass, since that’s where I what I fall on after playing too many games. Supposedly they come out October 13th. That ain’t April Fools’ Day so start saving your money…

    Mike | October 3, 2012 6:15 pm
  • GPS Enabled Shoes Are Here, Don’t Look Very Comfortable [VIDEO]
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    GPS Enabled Shoes Are Here, Don’t Look Very Comfortable [VIDEO]

    I’m sick of looking at my phone for directions. Who’s with me!?
    Life would be so much easier if I could look d…

    Mike | October 3, 2012 5:02 pm
  • Here’s The Inflatable Toupee I Pray You Never Have To Use
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    Here’s The Inflatable Toupee I Pray You Never Have To Use

    Before you dismiss the inflatable toupee as being “completely f***ing retarded,” keep this in mind: there’s nothing women love more than a confident man. And it takes a LOT of confidence to wear a blowup hairpiece out in public. Plus, your parents weren’t keen on your alternate plan for covering up your bald spot: converting to Judaism for the yarmulkes. Supposedly, the makers of Inflatable Toupee…

    Mike | September 27, 2012 12:23 pm
  • Finally, A Brilliant Invention For All Of Us Degenerates Who Sleep In Our Cars
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    Finally, A Brilliant Invention For All Of Us Degenerates Who Sleep In Our Cars

    Sleeping in your car: We’ve all done it. Sometimes for weeks at a time. But it always sucks. Unless you have some sort of sweet ’70s sex van or some ethically-questionable SUV from the early aughts, there’s never enough room. Sleeping on the slanted, seat belt-addled backseat of a sedan sucks. And it’s even worse to bone on! (Not that I know, really…

    Mike | September 26, 2012 5:07 pm | 1 Comment
  • 10 Essential Summertime Products For The Geek In Heat
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    10 Essential Summertime Products For The Geek In Heat

    Summer is in full gear, meaning pool parties, beaches, barbecues. Since we all know that water and sand destroy every pi…

    harmonleon | July 17, 2012 3:30 pm | 1 Comment
  • 20 Cool Volkswagen Camper Van Conversions [PHOTOS]
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    20 Cool Volkswagen Camper Van Conversions [PHOTOS]

    As far as cars go, the Volkwagen Camper Van has to be one of gearhead’s favorite vehicles to customize. Not only ha…

    Wyatt | July 11, 2012 4:00 pm | 7 Comments
  • Drunk Baby: 40 Charming Pics of Li’l Boozers!
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    Drunk Baby: 40 Charming Pics of Li’l Boozers!

    There’s nothing quite as cute as a little baby–especially when he (or she) is hammering down some quality…

    COED Staff | June 27, 2012 4:00 pm | 1 Comment
  • Stephen Curry Drops Dimes During The Samsung Galaxy S III Launch Party [INTERVIEW]
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    Stephen Curry Drops Dimes During The Samsung Galaxy S III Launch Party [INTERVIEW]

    We’re just now getting over our hangover felt at work after the Samsung Galaxy SIII Launch Party on Wednesday nig…

    Wyatt | June 22, 2012 2:29 pm | 3 Comments
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