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  Champions League Final WAG Off: Bayern München vs Borussia Dortmund [PHOTOS + POLL]

  Two German teams (FC Bayern Munchen and Borussia Dortmund) have made it to the Champions League Final for the first tim…

  Wyatt | May 21, 2013 5:23 pm | 1 Comment
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  Ridiculous Soccer Goal Then More Ridiculous Commentary Afterwards [VIDEO]

  If only we could convince Ray Hudson to cover the NFL…

  Charlie | April 28, 2013 4:30 pm
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  Who Says Soccer is Boring?: TV Cameras Catch Fan Suckering Punch Some Poor Bruce

  Soccer doesn’t have as big of a following in America as it does in other countries. That’s because there is…

  Danny Gallagher | March 20, 2013 2:55 pm
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  How Not To Celebrate A Soccer Goal: With A ‘Nazi Salute’ [VIDEO]

  You just scored a late go-ahead goal in a Greek Super League soccer match. How to celebrate?…

  Mike | March 19, 2013 1:55 pm
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  World Cup 2014 Will Utilize Goal Line Technology

  FIFA President Sepp Blatter has given the green light to goal line technology for the 2014 World Cup, meaning that it wil…

  Wyatt | February 19, 2013 9:30 am
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  Champions League WAG War 2013: Manchester United vs. Real Madrid [PHOTOS]

  Manchester United vs. Real Madrid is a perfect example of what to expect from a Champions League match. Exciting, fast-…

  Wyatt | February 13, 2013 6:23 pm
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  Fans Sing Song About Soccer Player Jason Puncheon Taking A Dump Mid-Game [VIDEO]

  Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.…

  Wyatt | January 22, 2013 4:32 pm | 1 Comment

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  Major League Soccer Appeals To Potheads With 4/20 Match Between Colorado And Seattle

  Yesterday, the MLS released their 2013 schedule.…

  Mike | January 10, 2013 2:52 pm
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  2013 Arsenal FC WAGs [PHOTOS]

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  J Bryant | January 1, 2013 12:55 pm
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  2013 FC Bayern Munchen WAGs [PHOTOS]

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  J Bryant | January 1, 2013 12:53 pm
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  All 86 Goals Scored By Scored By Lionel Messi, The New Record Holder For Goals Scored [VIDEO]

  It’s now safe to say that Lionel Messi is the greatest player of all time. On Sunday, December 9th FC Barcelona pla…

  Jaron | December 10, 2012 10:30 am
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  Who Said Girls Soccer Can’t Be Vicious? [VIDEO]

  I’ve kneed a lot of young girls in the face before but, come on, never that hard!…

  Mike | October 17, 2012 3:03 pm
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  Safety First: Indonesian Students Play Soccer With A Flaming Coconut [VIDEO]

  Americans love joking about soccer. It’s not a real sport, it’s so boring, no one ever scores, etc., etc., etc. Well, when’s the last time a bunch of American students played a sport with a ball that was on fire? Literally. And not only are these Indonesian kids playing soccer with a flaming coconut, they’re also playing barefoot. I’d like to see American football played with the ball on fire…

  Mike | October 15, 2012 12:28 pm
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  That’s Some Damn Fine Goalkeeping, Son [VIDEO]

  It’s important to learn early on that in sports, you don’t just want to rely on your athletic ability, you also want to use your head…

  Mike | October 10, 2012 5:42 pm
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  Paris Erects Statue In Honor Of Zinedine Zidane And Infamous Headbutt [PHOTO]

  France celebrating an act of aggression? Consider me le surprised. Of course, it’s probably just a stunt to distract the world from how atrocious their current national team is performing.

  Wyatt | September 28, 2012 1:49 pm
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  Iranian Soccer Fans Have The Right Idea: Spice Up The Match With Explosives [VIDEO]

  There’s so much soccer on TV these days. I don’t know if ESPN made a deal with the devil or FIFA or what, but every time I turn on that channel, it’s just like soccer, soccer, soccer. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still better than SportsCenter, but… you know… what isn’t? And I’m not one of those guys…

  Mike | September 20, 2012 1:08 pm
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  The 10 Best Game Face Beards In Modern Sports History

  As I’m sure that most of you are aware, September 5th is Beard Day. What you might not know is that it originated bac…

  Wyatt | September 5, 2012 6:10 pm | 3 Comments
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  USA Soccer Defeats Mexico In Mexico For First Time In 75 Years

  I’m not going to even mention the fact that the United States Men’s Team didn’t qualify for the Olym…

  Wyatt | August 16, 2012 12:13 pm
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  The United States Women Are The Soccer World’s Golden Girls [PHOTOS]

  I can’t say that it’s exactly a shock that the United States won the gold medal in the 2012 London Olympics,…

  Wyatt | August 9, 2012 4:58 pm
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  Hilarious American Twitter Reactions To Canada’s Allegations Of Match Fixing

  In the course of only one interview, female Canadian soccer star Christine Sinclaire went from hero to whiny loser. …

  Wyatt | August 7, 2012 12:30 pm | 2 Comments
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  Alex Morgan Knees Some New Zealand Goalie In The Face [VIDEO]

  You know how awesome you wanted this video to be before you saw it? Yeah, it’s that good. Gotta give it up to the Kiwi…

  Wyatt | August 4, 2012 9:30 am
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  The 13 Most Beautiful Women On The USA Soccer Team

  The 2012 London Olympics have begun! Even though the official opening ceremony is scheduled for this Friday, the compe…

  Wyatt | July 25, 2012 11:56 am | 5 Comments
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  David Beckham Photobombs Fans, Gets To Meet Girls [VIDEO]

  We’ll probably see a lot of dopey promotional things going on with the London 2012 Olympics. This one, however, i…

  JRT | July 24, 2012 1:05 am | 1 Comment
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  2012: The Year in Sports Hotness…Thus Far [56 PHOTOS]

  We’re halfway through 2012–and at this rate, the year’s Sports Hotties are going to give us a heart…

  J Bryant | July 19, 2012 6:17 pm | 2 Comments

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