21 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [July 3--8]

Is a national holiday enough to make sure a week doesn’t suck? No. It is not. A national holiday like the Fourth of July is certainly good, but that’s not the only thing getting COED employees through another week. We also need classic grindhouse sexploitation, and some good new metal and pop and hip-hop albums, along with a UFC championship and major-league poker playing. Good thing we have all that–and we want to share the stuff that keeps us going…

COED Staff | July 3, 2012 6:00 pm

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Erin Andrews Leaving ESPN For FOX? 200 Photos Prove It’s A Perfect Match!

Big news for fans of hot sports reporters who are fans of sports! It looks like ESPN beauty Erin Andrews is just about fed u…

JRT | June 30, 2012 1:59 pm | 10 Comments

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2012 Le Tour de Femmes: Babes on Bicycles [250 PICS!]

The glamorous Tour de France gets underway again Saturday. Naturally, our thoughts turn toward the beautiful sight of…

COED Staff | June 29, 2012 1:33 pm | 4 Comments

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16 Sexiest Pro Surfer Girls for International Surfing Day 2012 [PHOTOS]

How did you celebrate International Surfing Day? We were going to jump in the COED jet and fly off to Waikiki, but then we g…

COED Staff | June 20, 2012 5:58 pm | 10 Comments

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500 Sexy Pit Babes For The Indianapolis 500

The Pacers aren’t going to be the only talk of Indiana this weekend. On May 27th, thousands of NASCAR fanatics and…

COED Staff | May 24, 2012 1:41 pm

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Babes of Beach Volleyball: 2012 Beijing Grand Slam Edition [64 PHOTOS]

Nothing says “spectator sport” quite like Women’s Beach Volleyball… The bathing suits, t…

COED Staff | May 8, 2012 4:21 pm

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Darlings of the Kentucky Derby [87 PHOTOS]

The horses on the track aren’t going to be the only thoroughbreds attending the Kentucky Derby this weekend. Yea…

COED Staff | May 3, 2012 2:51 pm

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Bad Write-Ups: Sports Writers Keep Fumbling At Twitter

Twitter has claimed yet another victim in the world of sports. Chicago Sun-Times reporter Joe Cowley just said goodbye…

JRT | May 1, 2012 5:00 pm

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Sexy Ski Bunnies Wave Goodbye To Winter [65 PHOTOS]

In my humble opinion, the only thing more attractive than a girl who snowboards is a chick who skis. I’ve been wait…

Wyatt | March 21, 2012 5:43 pm

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9 Hotties of Women’s International Field Hockey

Kate Middleton was all over the news yesterday wearing tight orange jeans and a hoodie while she played some field hocke…

COED Staff | March 16, 2012 5:45 pm

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The Sexiest Women of the RBS 6 Nations[PHOTOS + POLL]

The RBS 6 Nations Rugby Championship tournament resumes this Saturday, March 10th between England, Wales, Scotland,…

Wyatt | March 7, 2012 4:25 pm

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The First Parapalegic To Do A Sit Ski Flip Ever [VIDEO]

While I consider myself a very good skiier, I’ve never gotten the courage to even attempt going upside-down off a…

Wyatt | February 10, 2012 9:30 am

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Kickin’ It With Kate Upton & New York Giants at the PBR Invitational [PHOTOS]

So, when I first caught wind of this PBR event, I wasn’t exactly pumped to go see it. I’d been invited by frie…

Neal - Johns Hopkins | January 9, 2012 11:18 am

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77 Sexy Cowgirls That Ain’t No Bull For the PBR Invitational

Earlier in the week we told you about 5 reasons why this week won’t suck. One of the reasons we’re most excit…

Neal - Johns Hopkins | January 6, 2012 4:20 pm

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5 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [January 1st-7th]

With the start of the New Year, we’re feeling creative, so we’re starting a new weekly feature called “Why This Week.” Basically, we’re going to let you know about all the awesome sh*t to look forward to like new movies, DVDs, albums, concerts, marquee games on TV, and other important event dates to mark on your non-existent calendar. Let us know which of these you’re most pumped about or feel free to point out what we missed in the comments.

Wyatt | January 3, 2012 4:56 pm

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University of Bristol’s Naked Netball Calendar 2012 Is Now Available [PHOTOS]

Previously, we’d shown you the Women of Oregon State bikini calendar. It was hot and for a good cause, but the University of Bristol’s “netball” team just one upped the sh*t out of ‘em with a “naked” calendar that features the squad topless. Lose the tops, cop more cream I always say. Where’s Bristol and what the filk is netball? Bristol’s in the UK (Simon Pegg graduated from there) and netball’s like basketball without a backboard. Now, if only the WNBA could play without backboards and without tops, then we’d tune in. Check out the best unis in the world after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | December 7, 2011 12:00 pm

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101 Ukrainian Red Foxes Dance Team Pics to Melt the Imminent NBA Nuclear Winter

The 2011-12 NBA season is officially dead. Most people are fine with this – we get to see more celebrity charity events and players whooping @ss overseas – and for those other diehards, there’s always NBA 2k12. For those who were in it strictly for the dancers, you might not be out of luck. The ReD Foxes is a Ukrainian dance team of professional gymnasts and ballerinas who make appearances all over the world including the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. The squad’s founder stated, “The ultimate task for all the Red Foxes is to reach the hearts of our spectators.” We say that’s not the only thing they’re reaching. Check out their hottest pics in our gallery after the jumpshot.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | November 15, 2011 12:20 pm

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Sexy Drunk Girl Dodgeball [63 PHOTOS]

Dodgeball is awesome. There’s no better feeling than nailing some doosh-nozzle in the schnoz. What could be better? How ’bout playing it while drunk? It’s a scientific fact that drinking makes EVERYTHING better. Also, no one likes a sausage-fest, so let’s remove the dudes. Well, lucky for us some forward-thinking model-entrepreneur has already created such a lush-friendly league. She also runs an all-girl caddy company. This chick’s a genius! Check out pics from the alcohol-fueled action after the jump.

Chad - OSU | November 3, 2011 5:20 pm

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Matt Kenseth Is Tattooing Fans With His Autograph For Free

On Saturday, Oct. 22 and Sunday, Oct. 23, adults 21 and over will be able to sign up at the Jeremiah Weed event space in the Talladega fan zone to receive a free tattoo. For every tattoo inked, Jeremiah Weed will make a $100 donation to The Air Force Village, a charity committed to providing a safe, secure and dignified place for indigent surviving spouses of retired Air Force personnel. We had the chance to talk with Matt about ink jobs and his real job. Check it out after the jump.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | October 22, 2011 9:30 am

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Total Brosephs Getting Gnarly With Slingshot Slip and Slide Ramp [VIDEO]

Brofessor Oak, you need to peep this fresh vid. Like right the f*ck now. Straight up, these kids are throwing down on the hardest human slingshot I’ve seen in my adrenaline-filled life. They’re using an ATV to flat-out launch these dudes into the air, after which they do crazy tricks like flips and rodeos… no wait, brodeos. That just happened. And bro, I haven’t even gotten to the slampieces yet. They’re so fine. B*tches just chilling in inner-tubes in bikinis. This video has it all. Don’t be salty that you’re not scoring like these broseidons, just check it out after the jump.

Wyatt | August 31, 2011 9:31 am

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5 Sports That Are Most Likely To Turn You Into A Sex Addict

It seems most sports stars these days lead secret sex lives behind closed doors. The ones we don’t know about are probably just very good with disguises and have the wealth to afford bribery. Maybe their goal-oriented psyches desire further conquests on a different kind of playing field? While it is hard to believe they have so much energy left to use up, what follows is a look into which sports are most likely to turn those who play them into primordial sex hungry fiends; in no way based on any kind of medical research. It’s called conjecture. Deal with it. Check out the list after the jump.

COED Staff | July 8, 2011 1:30 pm

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20 Goriest Bull Gorings Ever (Plus “Mr. Testis”) For The Running of the Bulls

The first “heat” of the Running of the Bulls at the week-long San Fermin Festival kicks off in Pamplona, Spain on July 7th. The high profile event is the most popular in Spain and is broadcast live by 2 national TV channels. The purpose of this event is to transport the bulls from the off-site corrals where they had spent the night, to the bullring where they would be killed in the evening. Every year, between 200 and 300 people are injured during the run. While running must be the adrenaline rush of a lifetime, we’re more pumped about hanging out with the festival’s official mascot, “Mister Testis” a cartoonish looking blue bull with balls… See his pics along with the goriest gorings after the jump!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | July 2, 2011 1:30 pm

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‘Shark Jumps The Surfer’ Video Jumps The Shark

When I first saw the title on this video, I was like, “this is gonna be good” then I end up watching it and I’m like how many f***ing times can you show this one clip? It’s seriously like those sh*tty E! network shows that’s either a list or True Hollywood Story where they’re short on footage or content, so they just replay the same f***ing 5 seconds of video or zoom in and out and on the same f***ing picture over and over until you vomit. Anyway, what’s this shark’s deal? Definitely not a white shark… (*cough* racist *cough). Check it out after the jump (haha!).

Neal - Johns Hopkins | June 25, 2011 3:52 pm

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Stay Thirsty, My Friends With The Most Interesting Man in the Universe Meme [25 PHOTOS]

The 143rd running of the Belmont Stakes is today, June 11th. The final jewel in the Triple Crown will be run without the elusive championship at stake as 2011 Kentucky Derby winner Animal Kingdom lost in the Preakness. Animal Kingdom will attempt to become the 12th horse to complete a Derby-Belmont double. While we got drunk and lost moolah on Mucho Macho Man in the Preakness and Kentucky Derby, we we think we’re gonna go with Stay Thirsty this time around. To give the stud some inspiration we put together this photo gallery of Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man In The Universe memes. We don’t always post about horse races, but when we do it’s almost completely unrelated to the race itself. Stay thirsty, my friends! Check out the pics after the jump.

J Bryant | June 11, 2011 12:30 pm