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And The First Ever Douche-Off Champion Is…
For 4 long weeks, the douchiest douches have done battle to see who will reign supreme as the Douche-Off champion. Our friends at Campus Socialite, Bleacher Report, and Douchebag Maneuvers submitted their picks and we have to say we at COED know our douches. They say douches can smell their own kind. Which is bad for us. Check out our countdown to the Douche-Off champion. Who will it be?

Neal - Johns Hopkins | October 29, 2010 5:58 pm
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Smokin’ Major League Baseball Cheerleaders [PICS]
If there’s one thing we love most about every sport, it’s cheerleaders. And believe it or not, baseball actually has cheerleaders! Don’t believe us? Well, just take a gander at these smokin’ hot gals, and you’ll have a whole new reason for singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”. And speaking of smokin’, did you watch our video of World Series star Tim Lincecum talking about his Marijuana usage?

COED Staff | October 28, 2010 1:30 pm

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Let Timmy Smoke! Lincecum Discusses His Marijuana Usage [Video]
Tim Lincecum is the most famous pothead in Major League Baseball. As he was getting set for game one of the 2010 World Series Lincecum sat down to respond to his Marijuana usage and the infamous “Let Timmy Smoke” shirts.

COED Staff | October 27, 2010 4:26 pm
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Tim Lincecum And The 10 Biggest Potheads in Baseball
Back in the 1960s, 70s, and 80s the field might as well have been lined with cocaine rather than chalk with the number of players that were in to the nose candy back then. During the 90s and the 2000s its been steroids. Yet, there is another drug that has been a player favorite for years. I’m talking about marijuana folks. Tonight kicks off a druggie World Series where recovering crackheads Ron Washington and Josh Hamilton of the Rangers square off against baseballs biggest pothead Tim Lincecum.

COED Staff | October 27, 2010 1:00 pm
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Thank You, Baseball Gods!
For all Mets fans, baseball fans or sports fans who didn’t want to see the New York Yankees or Philadelphia Phillies in the World Series again, we can thank the Texas Rangers, San Francisco Giants and most importantly, the Baseball Gods.

lukeshow24 | October 27, 2010 11:30 am
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Yankee Fans Torture Cliff Lee’s Wife Kristen Lee, Shoot Themselves In Foot
It almost seems like a foregone conclusion that Cliff Lee is going to sign with the Yankees this offseason for a zillion dollars, but they may have a tough time getting the Cy Young winner to leave Texas. See what Yankee fans did to Cliff Lee’s wife and where he may sign instead this offseason.

COED Staff | October 26, 2010 3:32 pm
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WAGs of the 2010 MLB World Series
A couple weeks ago, we brought you the hottest WAGs of the League Championship Series. Now that the teams for the World Series are confirmed, we revisit the trophy wives, road beef, better halves, and mistresses of the Texas Rangers and San Francisco Giants. We honestly have no idea how these guys can think about baseball with this eye candy trick or treating all over the place. And, if we’re Ian Kinsler, we’re wifing up Amber Leigh Hartman like yesterday.

COED Staff | October 25, 2010 1:00 pm

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Douche Off Week 4, Courtesy of “Douchebag” The Movie
COED readers vehemently boycotted Campus Socialite’s DOTW, Josh Hamilton. He didn’t register ONE SINGLE VOTE! Last week’s winner, The Sitch, beat out a woman who makes fun of a dying 7 year old girl. We’re in the final homestretch, folks. 3 weeks down. 2 to go. Speaking of 2′s, we only have 2 dooshers doing battle this round.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | October 22, 2010 6:00 pm
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COED’s Pinheads of Pro Sports: Volume 1

Nobody’s perfect. Mistakes are bound to happen and so long as you learn from them, there’s opportunity to grow.…

David S. London | October 22, 2010 4:00 pm
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What The H Are The Rangers Wearing Around Their Necks?

The Texas Rangers are poised to win their first AL pennant ever with a win over the New York Yankees tonight. Some have att…

David S. London | October 22, 2010 2:45 pm
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5 Unluckiest Sports Figures Of The Last Two Decades
When it comes to sports sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good. Just ask Phil Jackson. While he’s been one of the luckier sports figures, there are some who have no choice but to raise their arms to the sport gods and scream, “why me?!?” Who are some of the unluckier sports names past and present?

David S. London | October 19, 2010 3:00 pm
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Texas Rangers Smokeshow Identified: Amber Leigh Hartman [PICS]
We posted a still frame of a group of hot girls sitting behind home plate at Saturday’s ALCS game between the Texas Rangers and New York Yankees. One of the girls, Amber Leigh Hartman, saw our post and quickly identified herself as one of the smokeshows. So, it’s only appropriate we feature her in all her beautiful blonde glory.

COED Staff | October 19, 2010 8:04 am

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11 Memorable MLB Playoff Walk-off’s
If you watch ESPN round the clock like I do, you’ll know that walk off hit happen more frequently than a Lindsay Lohan probation violation. There’s at least 5-6 a night and they all end with a mosh-pit at home plate (unless you’re the Anaheim Angels) that screams “act like you’ve been there before.” But all bets are off in the playoff’s. You’re one out away from a fall full of golf. So…playoff walkoff’s….here’s eleven good ones.

Josh | October 18, 2010 1:30 pm
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Are You Seeing These Texas Smokeshows Behind Homeplate? [PICS]
We love profiling hot sports fans, check out this New Orleans Saints hottie. If you’re watching the Rangers vs Yankees games hopefully you noticed the Texas smokeshows behind homeplate. If you aren’t watching turn that shit on right now and vote!

COED Staff | October 16, 2010 6:45 pm
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Douche Off Week 3 Courtesy of “Douchebag” The Movie
Last week, Bleacher Report’s pick, Brett Favre, narrowly edged out COED’s pick, Charles Leaf by ONE VOTE. Insane. We at COED noticed we’ve been a little dark with our past 2 selections. We decided to lighten the mood this week. Fist pump!

Neal - Johns Hopkins | October 15, 2010 4:00 pm
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WAGs of the 2010 MLB League Championship Series
The League Championship Series begins Friday so COED decided to profile the hottest wives and girlfriends (WAGs). Face it, most players put on the cleats for the cleat chasers. Hot girls are drawn to professional athletes like Snooki is to a pickle. These women are proof it’s good to be a Yankee, Phillie, Ranger, or Giant.

COED Staff | October 14, 2010 4:31 pm
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MLB Players In The Playoffs Who Strike Out at the Bar
These select individuals excel on the baseball diamond but their successes circling the bases with the ladies don’t match up. We have a feeling the following players are far from players that crush a lot. Now entering the game, Ashley Dupre.

David S. London | October 12, 2010 3:30 pm

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Reasons Why We’re Pulling For a Rangers-Yanks ALCS
If you’re a Yankees fan you could probably care less who they play, but if you’re a true fan of the game and everything that makes it great you will want the Rangers to meet them for the right to play in the World Series.

Travis Pulver | October 12, 2010 2:00 pm
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“Catch Some Meat” Is The Newest (and Greatest) Baseball Tradition
At PNC Park in Pittsburgh they are ushering a new and great baseball tradition called, “Catch Some Meat.” As first timers at PNC we had no idea what was going on when the PA announcer said “it’s time to catch some meat” so we were little confused but it ended up being one of the most hilarious things we’ve seen after 10 stadiums on our 30 Stadiums in 30 Days tour. Here is how it goes down.

COED Staff | October 10, 2010 10:00 am
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MLB Teams With The Longest Playoff Droughts
With the MLB postseason kicking off Wednesday, two teams, the Rangers and the Reds, navigate fairly new territory. Both teams haven’t been in the postseason discussion for quite a while. Here’s our assessment of each team’s chances in this year’s Playoffs along with a rundown of the other MLB teams with the longest current playoff droughts.

Travis Pulver | October 5, 2010 4:30 pm
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Citi Field in Flushing Stadium Scorecard
We started our 30 days adventure at Yankee Stadium and decided to end the trip with a bang at Citi Field.

Before the game we…

COED Staff | October 4, 2010 2:13 pm
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Blame The Wild Card For Division Races Sucking
With less than a week remaining in the MLB season, there are a few playoff spots that remain undecided. So why isn’t it as exciting as it should be?

David S. London | September 30, 2010 3:00 pm

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Nationals Park in DC Stadium Scorecard
Like Citizen’s Bank park the day before it is extremely easy to access National’s Park from anywhere in DC…

COED Staff | September 28, 2010 2:22 pm
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Josh Hamilton Loved Drunken Boobalicious Body Shots [PICS]
Josh Hamilton, whose baseball career was derailed for several years by drug and alcohol abuse, celebrated the AL West title a little differently than his teammates did Saturday night. He felt it was smarter for him to avoid the champagne and beer showers in the Rangers clubhouse. This was a smart decision considering his previous love of ripping body shots off babes in bars.

COED Staff | September 27, 2010 12:00 pm

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