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WTF News: Robot Writes Perfect Story, Mailman Poops In Yard, Man Starts Fake Army
Today’s WTF news items feature a software program that wrote a better recap of a perfect game pitched in a GW vs. Virginia matchup than a human, a mailman in Portland who’s probably a big fan of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and a 51 year old Chinese man who tried to start a fake army in L.A. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!
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Identify The Blond Hottie at Brian Wilson’s 29th Birthday & Win $20 Cash!
BroBible.com just posted these incredible photos of Brian Wislon’s 29th birthday party in Scottsdale, Arizona. The pictures are “predictably awesome”, as BroBible put it, but more importantly I want to know the name of the blonde with the big cans in the party photos. She’s definitely another sexy reason to go to college in Arizona. First person to properly identify her wins $20 cash. That’s right, we will send you an envelope with a $20 bill in it, no questions asked (except your mailing address). It’s that simple. See pics from the party and find out how to win after the jump!
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COED Hangs with DJ Pauly D at the MLB2K11 Fan Cave
We swung by the MLB Fan Cave to try out MLB2K11 with Hall of Fame pitcher Goose Gossage, Tigers phenom Austin Jackson, MLB 2K10 million dollar challenge winner Wade McGilberry, and star of MTV’s The Jersey Shore DJ Pauly D. In between innings, we were able to interview Pauly D who admitted he’s a big fan of COED (and BarstoolSports). You can check that out later in the week. For now take a look at these pictures from the MLB Fan Cave.
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Marisa Miller’s Grand Slammin’ Body Kicks Off The 2011 MLB Season
March 31st is Opening Day for Major League Baseball. There are 6 games on the docket with the Tigers-Yankees and Braves-Nationals games kick starting what is sure to be another sensational steroid-less season. Many believe the Braves will beat out the Phils while the Yanks will be locked into another heated divisional race. Judging from her multiple promo appearances related to our national pastime we have to assume Sports Illustrated / Victoria’s Secret supermodel Marisa Miller is a huge baseball fan. So, we’re celebrating MLB’s Opening Day with a photo gallery of her enthusiastic support that will make you wanna go ’round the horn.
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Best Bets To Win The World Series [MLB]
The 2011 MLB season starts Thursday, March 31 at 1 p.m. Before C.C. Sabathia throws out the first pitch of the season on ESPN, take some time to get your bets in on the outcome of the World Series in October. A small wager now can pay off big time and it adds excitement to watching your team all year. See favorites, value picks, long shots, and one trendy team to stay away from after the jump!
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The 9 Most Impressive Streaks In Sports History
In sports, there are many impressive feats worthy of recognition. Titles won, games won, yards accumulated, etc. But perhaps the best accomplishments are those that required consistency over an extensive period of time. Those of us with every day jobs or other obligations can respect these feats, as we know how hard it can be to show up every day, let alone be productive. See our list of the most impressive streaks in sports history and vote for the one you think is most impressive after the jump!
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Pro Athlete Salaries in 1987 [Infographic]
Pro athletes make crazy amounts of money. Even the lowest of the low on an NFL roster (practice squad) make what the rest of us would consider an excellent salary (minimum of $4700/week, which adds up to $79,900 over the regular season). It wasn’t always this way though. Back in the 1980′s salaries were much more modest. Here is an inforgraphic from a 1987 issue of Fortune Magazine that shows just how much average salaries in the four major sports have increased over the years. When your done reading this check out How Much Money Do You Make Compared to the Athletes? and The 10 Best Sports Jobs for Non-Athletes.
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Kenny Powers & K-Swiss Want You To Join Tournageddon [MARCH MADNESS BRACKET]
By now probably you’ve probably filled out a gajillion March Madness brackets. Well, add one more to your list because we have quite possibly the best bracket yet. K-Swiss has launched “Tournageddon” hosted by the man who has the mind of a scientist, a rocket for an arm, and a c*ck like a Burmese python, Kenny Powers. Kenny will help you fill out your bracket, train you in the ways of smack talkin’, and humiliate your opponent. Read all the details after the jump!
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Defunct Sports Leagues That Should Be Reinstated
The Arena Football League (AFL) was founded in 1987 by a former executive of the United States Football League and the National Football League named Jim Foster. Large debts forced the league to suspend operations indefinitely in 2009. After some retooling, fans everywhere can experience the triumphant return of the league that gave us Kurt Warner tonight on the NFL Network. To honor its comeback, we take a look at other leagues that deserve another crack at entertaining the masses. See our picks after the jump!
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6 Athletes Who Deserve Their Own Biopic
There have been reports Mark Wahlberg has stated he wants to turn “The Fighter” into a trilogy. Is this the next Rocky franchise? Most likely not, since this one’s based on actual events, but one wonders if Mickey Ward’s story warrants three feature length films? Prior to The Fighter’s release, his name rang few bells, but judging by its critical and box office success, one has to take a look around at other sports figures to see who’s ripe for the Hollywood treatment. In April 2009, Bleacher Report published their list of athletes who deserve celluloid dedications, now we have our list. See our selections after the jump!
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Charlie Sheen Not On Drugs; Channeling Lou Brown From Major League
COED has just learned that former “Two and a Half Men” ninja warrior Charlie Sheen isn’t on drugs and he isn’t wasted on booze – he’s possessed by the ghost of the Cleveland Indians manager from “Major League”, Lou Brown! After listening to Charlie spew classic one-lines for the last week, we began to recognize his gruff pitch and tonality is on par with the actor who played Lou Brown, James Gammon, who passed away last year right around the time when Charlie’s antics began to cause waves. So, it only makes sense Lou’s spirit would enter the body of his most prized closer Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn. Hear the proof after the jump!
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The Story Behind Matt Damon and Ben Affleck’s New Baseball Movie Called “The Trade”
Back in the 1970s New York Yankee players would trade wives with other player. Yep, a major league wife swap. This was bef…
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Derek Jeter’s Tampa Super Mansion [Exclusive Pictures]
In early 2010 we heard that Derek Jeter was building a seven bedroom, nine bathroom waterfront mansion on Davis Island in Tampa. At 30,000 square feet the house is as big as a Best Buy and the property alone costs $7 million. We had to see the house for ourselves so we decided to do a little detective work while in Tampa for our 30 Stadiums in 30 Days adventure this summer. The house was quite easy to find. We arrived at Davis Island and within a few minutes (and with the help of a few neighbors) we we’re pointed in the right direction. As you’ll see from the pictures the house is absolutely f–king massive! It is still under construction but the final product should be epic.
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Nick Swisher: Social Media Hall Of Famer, Possible Marketing All-Star?
Whether you’re a Yankee fan or not you have to admit Nick Swisher is the man. His energy, charisma, philanthropy and love of the game are just what the Doctor Gooden ordered for baseball. However, those traits aren’t just confined to the field and personal appearances, they carry over to world of Twitter and Facebook as well. Recently, NBC called him a “social media superstar” and if you’ve been following Swish on those platforms, you know the dude’s always got something interesting to say or show. Read more about Swish and see his best twitpics after the jump!
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23 Things You Didn’t Know About Michael Jordan On His Birthday!
Michael Jordan turns 48 today. Happy B-day, Your Airness! It’s tough to encapsulate how amazing Air Jordan is in one post. The man is the Grand Poobah of poster dunks, has his own legendary line of shoes, dominates video games, loves to party, and is one of the most liked athletes of all-time. He’s provided us with some of the most memorable moments and quotes. Now, we present 23 incredible facts about Brooklyn’s own 6=time NBA Champion.
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Evan Longoria Is Calling You Out!
Here, baseball super-bro Evan Longoria talks about MLB 2K11’s Dynamic Player Ratings system. All scientific mumbojumbo aside, if Evan goes 3-4 one night in real life he’ll probably go 4-4 that same night in the game. When he’s hot in real life, you’ll be hot in the game. Personally, I can’t wait for this game to come out!
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The Worst Sportsman Of 2010 Is…
Back in December, we asked you, Joe G. User, who the worst sportsman of the year was. After a solid two months of voting, we have the answer. I’m kind of surprised at the results. I mean, not even close. Full results from the poll are after the jump along with a bunch of pics of our Worst Sportsman at his worst. Enjoy!
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14 Funniest Post-Game Interviews [TO ALL THE NON BELIEVERS!]
With video of Bart Scott’s emotional post-game interview spreading across the ‘net like whoa, we thought we’d take a look at some of the best postgame interviews ever uploaded. It’s important to note we didn’t include videos from press conferences. Players and coaches know what they’re stepping into when those happen. These post-game interviews feature players fresh off the court, the rink, or the field, often still in uniform, still out-of-breath, and still in the heat of the moment. That’s when you get the best emotion. We know you CAN’T WAIT! See the videos after the jump!
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8-Year-Old Cancer Patient Really Hates David Wright [OSN SPORTSDOME VIDEO]
Comedy Central’s newest show, “SportsDome” is from the wise-cracking geniuses behind The Onion and their Onion Sports Network (“OSN”). The half hour program is a dead on parody of ESPN’s SportsCenter with quick, flashy segments infused with The Onion’s own brand of dry wit. Last night’s episode featured a very special human interest story that poked fun at Chris Connelly‘s “My Wish” series. The segment, called “Wish Zone”, featured an 8 year old cancer patient named Allison Pencey who happened to be a huge Phillies fan. She also has a great distaste and contempt for Mets third basemen David Wright. Watch the video after the jump!
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COED Presents: The Worst Sportsman of the Year 2010 [VOTE]
Drew Brees was recently awarded Sportsman of the Year by Sports Illustrated. Brees not only won a Super Bowl against Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts last February, but has made significant contributions off the field as well. Of course you tend to not hear about it since our sports news off the field typically focurs on DUIs or domestic abuse, a player’s displeasure with their current team, or better yet, where they are taking their “talents.” Brees is a breath of fresh air and we 100% fully endorse SI’s selection. To ensure we have MORE of him and LESS of the other jackasses, we’re doling out “awards” for the Worst Sportsmen of the Year.
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Riots In San Francisco Following Giants’ World Series Win [PICS]
The San Francisco Giants, won the World Series last night and it took almost no time for the city’s ordinarily peaceful citizens to erupt in wild, rowdy and ultimately dangerous celebration. The city was spotted with fires, vandalism and violence and the social web showed us every gruesome detail. Pics here.
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Dallas vs San Francisco: Which City Is Better?
The Texas Rangers are on the brink of elimination as they head into Game 5 of the 2010 World Series tonight. While watching the games up to this point, there are certain characteristics and idiosyncrasies we picked up from each team’s respective hometown. If you’re not a Rangers or Giants fan, who do you route for? More importantly, if you had the choice to be in the winner’s city after clinching their World Series Championship, which would you choose? Dallas or San Fran? COED gives you the lowdown on which city is better.
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KP Says Adios Mexico, Walking Dead Off To Slow Start
We take a look at two vastly different shows airing on Sunday nights – one a comedy about the world’s most arrogant closer (sorry, Brian Wilson) whose second season is coming to a close and the other a new horror series about a sheriff stuck in a town of zombies whose pilot just debuted.
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How Bad-Ass Are Army’s Camo Uniforms?
I was watching ESPN Goal Line when they showed a highlight of the Army interception and lateral for a touchdown. Being hungover, I didn’t fully realize they had camo uni’s until they cut to a close up. Personally, I think they’re awesome. More teams need to do this. I’m looking at you, Cincinnati Bengals.




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